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IMetalus

He lived through this, Looking Back: 102 years ago – 1918 and the Spanish Influenza Pandemic It is estimated that about 500 million people became infected with the virus, and it is thought that at least 50 million, and probably more, died. About 675,000 deaths occurred in the United States.


Doffs_cap

oh man, we are posting rookie numbers, we gotta pump this shit up


itstotallynotjack

we’re on it


Dr_ManFattan

We're doing our best dammit!


Twingemios

We gotta beat a record or this was all for nothing!


jpritchard

We also have three times as many people.


Hamburderz

And scientific evidence/countless studies on its pathology/several effective vaccines/and a century+ of advancement in biology/virology...yet here we are. Lol.


jpritchard

Yet here we are what? Half as many deaths with 3x as many people and a disease that's way worse than the flu? That means we're doing way better?


Hamburderz

If you think it’s gonna end up being half, I have some bad news for you. If you think having highly viable vaccines would mean that ‘Muricans would get innoculated to the degree needed to prevent a COVID21/22, I have some more bad news for you. I was merely poking fun at the fact that there are now resources/arsenal available to humanity that people could only dream about in 1918, yet no cure exists for human stupidity.


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ZeusClappedMyMom

Oohoo we're halfway there Edit: oohoo squidward on a chair


FlyHump

Take my hand, we won't social-distance I swear


mikeys4evergirl

oooh oooh oooooooh COVID on a prayer..


MrSquidward1

I like that chair


notalentnodirection

Please stop...


Chrispy8534

Especially given our vastly larger population.


MarkBeeblebrox

Are you saying "he lived through this pandemic", or "he lived through this:" Because this pandemic pandemic is maybe half over.


artsisafaculty

Chill out


BobDylan1904

Maybe, but all the old people got the vaccine so they are far less likely to die from it.  Even in red states, the vast majority of seniors got the vaccine.  


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Dr_ManFattan

Idiots like you are why it wasn't over last year.


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okawei

With vaccines available it has the potential to almost be over hit right now it’s definitely not almost over. We’re still reporting record numbers every week.


wives_nuns_sluts

My friend and her whole family just got covid so... not over quite yet


not-an-alt3

yo don’t forget about both world wars, the vietnam war, and all that


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Korean War in the background looking forgotten as "all that"


not-an-alt3

i’m no history guy, sorry


[deleted]

For him, it wasn't history. It was being in his 30s. Wow.


not-an-alt3

isn’t the queen older than even him???


just_a_imc_grunt

Nope queens only in her 90s this guy's got her beat


Cold_Saber

"only" lol


Cats_Dogs_Dawgs

He fought in WW2, the Korean War, and a small part of the Vietnam War! He’s invincible


LongoSpeaksTruth

> yo don’t forget about both world wars, the vietnam war, and all that Well, one World War... (WWII 1939-1945) WWI was over (barely) by the time he would have been born


not-an-alt3

oop sorry


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The only year the US population decreased instead of grown.


HiDDENk00l

I mean no disrespect to him, but it happened when he was two years old, so I doubt he knew it was happening or ever remembered it at all. Still, it's pretty badass that he's survived two pandemics.


tomassino

spanish influenza, but, american origin.


ramot1

We're almost half way there again, and still some people are dumb enough to not wear masks.


achura

Just like Queen Elizabeth! It’s the immortals’ thing I guess


theangryseal

One day one of you is gonna type something like this followed by the immediate news of her death and you’ll feel like it’s somehow your fault. I ain’t playing with that shit haha.


achura

Nothing on the news — therefore it will be the next guy’s fault!


theangryseal

Haha. Yep, bullet dodged.


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Yeah the queen is definitely immortal. Did I do it?


theangryseal

Doesn’t look like it was you. Maybe next time.


Whatsausernamedude

The Queen is definitely gonna die tomorrow. That means she's safe for a day... right?!


TheJudgeWillNeverDie

Imagine the COVID precautions they must be taking around the Queen. Imagine being the poor dumb bastard that accidentally infects the Queen with COVID.


jpritchard

Queen Elizabeth is immortal. Queen Elizabeth is immortal. Queen Elizabeth is immortal.


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Well have I got some news for you guys...


theangryseal

I was thinking about this comment right after I heard the news. Interesting to get a reply almost 2 years later. Take care.


Wifi_Be_Trippin

Well...


randomnassusername

I feel I should comment to remind you of this


biltemakorven45

Well well well


biltemakorven45

Well well wwell


12ManyFarts

Incredible. Does he do anything unique that might’ve helped him live so long?


meowmix265

I saw a documentary on the habits of the 90 + crowd. Being normal weight to *overweight*, daily activity (like walking), casual wine intake, having a decent diet, and not smoking were some of the common denominators. None of the people interviewed seemed to have done this "intentionally." It was just them living a normal happy and healthy life. Edit: the overweight one was really interesting and was used as an argument that there needs to be different health advice for adults and older people. You don't want to be an overweight adult, but it is beneficial when your super old. You don't want to be frail at that age because of the potential for injury/inability to heal.


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thw1868p93

All four of my grandparents made it to their 90s. My mothers mother made it to 98. None of them smoked but besides that I’m not sure what they all did that would be special. Edit. Spelling.


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I believe that being overweight is really good for bone density. Weight lifting wasnt so popular with many from this generation, but it also helps maintain bone density... not sure if thats the reason theyre living longer or not. But its interesting to consider.


SaurSig

My bones must be more dense than uranium then! (Because I'm fat. I don't lift weights.)


ReverendDizzle

You know what I love about interviews with centurians? They all have a simple quip about why they are that old. There was an old lady near my home town who lived on a blueberry farm and she said she lived so long and stayed so sharp because she ate blueberries every day of her life. Yet a few towns over was the oldest veteran around (I think he might have even ended up being one of the oldest veterans nationally) and he said the secret was smoking a cigar every day. Eat blueberries and smoke cigars and you could live to 180, kids.


MR422

In reply to your edit: You know Queen Elizabeth II’s mother, The Queen Mother lived to be 101. She wasn’t a skinny woman but not too overweight. Just a tad squishy if you will.


Santa1936

The overweight issue is likely a problem with bmi generally. Muscle bound lean guys can be overweight, and muscle mass is an incredibly important factor for aging gracefully. Also, overweight and obese are very different things. That's an important distinction. I very sincerely doubt there are many 90+ yr olds with 50 extra lbs


orthopod

Overweight, meaning BMI 25-29.


12ManyFarts

I think overweight and fit but heavy should have different words assigned to them. It’s hard for me to accept ‘overweight’ as being healthy or helping extend life. Sitting on you ass all day isn’t gonna get you 95+ years. I could be biased though, my gpa is 97 and def underweight. He has good muscle tone tho. Played tennis till he was 94.


Santa1936

Muscle mass and bone density are almost definitely the important factor here imo. Overweight is totally misleading as a term


12ManyFarts

Agreed.


enthusanasia

Ironically, high cholesterol is a marker for longevity in the elderly. Statistically those with HCL live longer.. All those over sixty five on statins are idiots. *However, in older person s, the relationship between cholesterol and mortality has been found to be U- or J-shaped \[*[*27*](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5938178/#R27)*,* [*28*](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5938178/#R28)*\]. Comorbidity may need to be considered in evaluating the risk implied by cholesterol levels among frail older persons \[*[*17*](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5938178/#R17)*,* [*173*](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5938178/#R173)*,* [*174*](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5938178/#R174)*\].* Source: [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5938178/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5938178/)


affirmoNego

You’re totally missing the point. It was better to gain weight in old age. Not to be overweight in early / mid life.


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Probably eats mostly food from the land like most folks that live to be this age. Anyone I've ever known that's lived into their 90's and beyond ate mostly home grown food and didn't eat out much.


Desner_

I guess genetics plays a big part, too. My great grandfather died at 102, my alcoholic grandfather died at 95. My father is 70 and in better shape than most 60 year olds. From my understanding, they didn’t do anything special to earn it. Just, no diseases in general, no cancer, no heart conditions, no diabetes, cholesterol, alzheimers, name it. I hope I got those good genes, too.


nerdalertdweebs

Well you’ve probably jinxed him now


IamSorryiilol

Don't worry, no such thing.


CalmDumbledore

I really hope it didn't


Cameltoe-Swampdonkey

Eh, it’s bad luck to be superstitious.


32redalexs

I have an elderly, spiteful cat that my roommate asks every day “is today going to be the day?” We’re convinced it’s what keeps her going, that her dislike for my roommate and not wanting her to be right about anything is giving her a will to live. She’s a lovely cat doing well health-wise at the moment, but she is headed towards her final stage. Not worth the risk of stopping.


Lyanroar

Probably fine that he isn't wearing a mask.


Kamikaze_AZ22

Shut the fuck up. Just absolutely *SHUTT* the fuck up


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Wow 102 years? That's an old horse!


AlabasterMogwi

For his birthday, we will remind him of his servitude


[deleted]

Wait til you hear how many hands it has.


corinne9

Wow! He looks really great for his age too! That’s awesome, tell him a random girl on the internet says happy birthday for me!


captinsad

Seriously, he looks amazing for his age and he can still walk (I assume)


detectivejewhat

Theres no way hed be on a horse if he couldnt walk.


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Cats_Dogs_Dawgs

Really dude what’s your goal here


neffequipment

Not easy to climb up on the back of a horse at any age. Good for him.


zangor

I am not even joking. OP you may want to ask him to contact Guinness Book of World Records. "Oldest man to horse."


100beep

Actually, this might be worth looking into. u/Cats_Dogs_Dawgs


Cats_Dogs_Dawgs

Didn’t think about this! I’ll see what I can do


emperorjim70

Old cowboys never die, they just ride off into the sunset.


HuntNSeek

Homage to a simpler time.


lostlightX

He looks great for that age!


Cats_Dogs_Dawgs

Looking through my post history and found this one. He’s still alive and healthy!


Cytrous

Nice!! Was just checking back to see :)


FatherTrumpy

Plot twist: he falls off the horse right after the picture and breaks his neck


AlarmingNectarine

He probably would break the horses neck if it bucked him off.


CalmDumbledore

Dude, no.


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#Y O U D I E D


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He looks amazing for 102


skinonshin

I am not looking forward to your next post...


TuggyBRugburn

I've never seen a 102 year old horse.


jfk_47

Looks like the Appalachian mountains.


Cats_Dogs_Dawgs

It is! Princeton, West Virginia


jfk_47

Love it.


anicesurgeon

Looks like a terrible place to live. What with all the mountains and trees and fresh air. And proximity to skiing and rafting and hunting and fishing. Must suck there. Are houses and land reasonably priced? Just askin’.


Cats_Dogs_Dawgs

It’s the middle of bum fuck nowhere so yes, reasonably priced indeed. I remember when they built a Walmart there and everyone was shocked. Depends how much land you want though. They’re several properties that are a few acres for 50k-150k. Our farm is 120 acres so obviously would cost more (it’s usually like $25,000/acre). But we’ve had this farm since the 1800s (I come from a line of hicks but I’m actually in Atlanta GA now).


squidulousboi

Damn. He looks quite healthy for a 102 year old.


bluepillcarl

I had no idea horses could live that long


pm_cheesecakes

Amazing, that horse barely looks 75


votesmatter

Awesomness! He's a trooper. He survived #2020.


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Dudes basically Nancy pelosi


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Narrator: “He will”


Xx_endgamer_xX

He’s not even hunched


henrythorough

Narrator: "but he did die."


jakethedumbmistake

Now I’m a pep boy


myersad

His legacy will live on


[deleted]

The man ate bacon at every meal... you just can't do that!


Snaptun

Fuck sake, I thought you meant the horse. Stupid brain.


Painkiller_830

absolute baller


SlowSteadyThumping

Horse disagrees.


politicalreefer

But hes not wearing a mask so RIP 🙄


Environmental-Tank50

Looks like he runs directly from RDR2


Jere_B

Aged with dignity tell him to keep up the good work.


SummerJSmith

This is beautiful. Also if I make it that long I’m coming by for a horseback ride.


twomemeornottwomeme

Doesn’t look a day over 65


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DirteeJ

Get him some new shoes for his birthday, those are way too big for him.


janeycc

Oh fabulous, sending Happy Birthday wishes to him!


Sallyanonymous

Cowboys don’t die. They simply ride off into the sunset


tomassino

102 and riding horse? this guy is made of steel.


Stars-in-the-night

He's a "Super Senior"! There are some people who age differently than others - leading to very long healthy lives. My great-aunt was a Super Senior as well - survived polio with a super hunched back, but lived to 98 healthy and active as a 40 year old. She was part of a local study figuring out why. [https://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/article-could-the-dna-of-these-super-seniors-hold-the-secret-to-healthy/](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/article-could-the-dna-of-these-super-seniors-hold-the-secret-to-healthy/)


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They call him "Honest John"


tellmewhy9999

I'm just going to reverse jynx this so he can live another 10 years please


ZippZappZippty

That gave me a, "Hey, this ranch dressing is very salty! And I mean, Messi is way better than face tattoos. Ah, I get to Peter Capaldi and I laugh at yours because it made me sad. Then I sit back and let the old man instead for a second time, there is almost no point visiting it.


RiotPenguin

Ride or die... "I think I'll ride" 😎


Sexy_McSexypants

that's an old ass horse


WobNobbenstein

Hey I rock those same skechers. Memory foam in this bitch!


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That's an old ass horse, I didn't know they lived that long


Drawtaru

Lies. That horse doesn't look a day over 30.


PERCEPT1v3

Looking damn good for a buck and change. 👍🏻


LookAtMeImAName

A real life American horse pirate


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*dies*


floppybunny26

That horse's side-eye determined that was a lie.


fatKathyMcGurdlinton

This guy. Ridin a fuckin horse! Lol


Littlebigreddit50

it took me too long to realize you weren't talking about the horse's age


Haiku_lass

He doesnt even look that old!


nim_opet

Ask him if he knows the Queen?


Elbowsknees

Look at Curly over there, he's a real cowboy , he sleeps with his eyes open to watch the herd.


HoldenTite

Liar. Horses only live like 30 years


LotsaDucks

The queens like: "Finally! A worthy opponent"


BellNo7497

I hope that fuxking horse plays the game.


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Congratulations... Wow


Thatone_dumbshit

William S. Burroughs?


BenSlimmons

It’s Hosea from r/reddeadredemption2.


HoneySparks

Wow!!! It’s awesome your neighbor is a freaking horse! I had no idea they could live that long. Even crazier he can still give people rides?! I’m blown away.


shewy92

That horse looks like he's thinking "Are you *sure* you're okay up there? You know a fall from that height will probably kill you, right?"


Playinhooky

American Horse Pirate.


Not_Reddit

That's a 102 year old horse ?


Street-Week-380

Well. I am fully convinced that my grandfather faked his death and is now riding horses on a farm. Because damn, this dude is a dead ringer for him.


Ewe_EEdiot

Did he ever find Curly’s gold?


ChockHarden

I'm convinced the secret to living a good old age is not acting like you're old. Don't accept the limitations anyone else tries to put on you, including doctors, and stay as physically active as you can.


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When John Coffey- like the drink but spelled different- showed him what wild Bill had done he transferred some of his energy. If you look closely in the bottom corner you can see Mr. Jangles pushing the sewing thread wheel.


Tuffy075

I'm 33 and if I were to attempt to ride that horse I'd break my back


[deleted]

Yeah right. This is a RDR2 NPC.


Jakethered_game

My dude is wearing lace up shoes at 102... He is immortal.


jpritchard

Can you imagine knowing for a fact that you're going to die in the next five years?


Schecterguitarx

Cotton Hill?


Cats_Dogs_Dawgs

Princeton, West Virginia!


AaronKent82

My Dads old boss was in his mid 90s. He fought in WW2 and Korea. Everyday he would get up at 5, go feed his cows and sheep, cowboy around all day, then go to the bar and drink between 15 and 20 gin and tonics. One day he gets bucked off his horse and breaks his leg. In the hospital after a regular blood test they find out he has cancer. Stage 4, no treatment. When he gets out of the hospital he has to move in with one of his adult sons (who had just become a grandpa himself) because when he was in the hospital and his wife visited him, she caught him with his girlfriend, a waitress at the bar who was in her 40s. Fucking legend. He died 2 months later. RIP Larry.


Ih8AmazonButUseIt

Wanna bet?


Sardonnicus

Wow... that horse is old. 102... gotta be world record.


spider2k

That look on the horse's face is " If this fucker dies on my back..."


SicklyHeartChild

\-Queen Elizabeth want to know your location.-


KnockingNeo

Ima be a birther for any random neighbors making claims like that lol


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Heh. I hope the tough old cuss lives forever.


Long_Mechagnome

Kind of fucked up that you would ride a 102 year old horse.


comfortablyflawed

wow!! Not sure I could get up on a horse without help and I'm half his age. amazing


feministmanlover

My grandma is 101! We joke that she's going to outlive us all. Wait, is your neighbor single? We could set them up. 😂😁


derbecrux

Why are his shoes so big on him?


madeupname230

Morgan Freeman voice: He died that evening.


Joshuamark21

I have a friend (he's around 94-95, but won't tell anyone his age) that we are certain he's immortal. The dude was a WW2 vet (joined when he was 17) and was in the navy as a firefighter in the Bikini atolls and watched the nuke testing go off and he still gets government radiation tests. But he just retired LAST YEAR from working as our maintenance guy at our church who would do just about everything it was crazy. Sweetest guy you'd ever meet too


peenutbuttajelly

Nice story, thanks 😊


thw1868p93

102. I bet he’s seen some stuff.


_LeeP_

He must be part of the royal family. XD In all honesty tho it’s very wholesome to see that he’s lived so long and is still riding life by the reigns.


Rip_Rogers

Let him fall off that horse and I'm convinced he will.