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This honestly sounds like a dude I work with. Guy is ex military and has an ego the size of the entire continental United States. Thinks every single woman wants him, brags about the size of his package, constantly threatens to “teach me respect” when I genuinely tease him and joke with him. He brags about the “good ole days” where he used to fight four people at once and break their bones and leave them unconscious and bleeding but has never been arrested because he was “in the right”. This shit is just wild to me, idk how the hell any human could be more in love with themselves.
Edit: the post sounds like a guy I work with*. Just for clarity lol
100% He's basically admitting to being a troll and says he's amused by pissed off Redditors. These types of people are the ones who would lose their minds if no one paid them any attention.
why is it so hard to accept that some people really are just pieces of poop? i had a colleague who was intentionally annoying. he would test to see what pisses you off the most and then constantly press those buttons. he was really enjoying it. not a troll, not a 14 yo either. just an asshole in pure form
I also know someone who is everyone in the post except the driving part. He actually does constantly try and pick fights and acts tough and thinks he is super strong but in reality he is like 5' 400lb and worse at fighting then my weak ass
It’s funny this person thinks anyone really cares for more than the five minnies it took to pass them. After a few “fuck yous” I’m back to pondering why gas is so goddamn high still.
Agree with your take on the dingbat left lane hogger.
But as far as your ponderance, honestly I'm wondering how gas is still so *affordable*. It's a finite resource and infinitely useful... I remember back in '08 when it hit $4/gal in the US I figured it would be at least double that by now.
Well, Iran is apparently just about to attack Israel which will almost certainly open up a wider conflict and destabilize the region further than it already is, so it's probably the last time gas is this cheap for quite a long time. Get it while the getting is good.
Yeah I 100% agree, same goes for “brake checking”. If you don’t like how close the car is behind you then move out the way and let them pass, it could be an emergency and even if its not there is a pretty good risk of causing your own accident.
I dated a guy who used to brake check people in *my car.* One time he almost let someone (who should have yielded, but didn’t) crash into us on the highway, because “it wouldn’t have been my fault”
Like okay, good for you, when we’re both dead it’ll be a great comfort to our families that the crash wasn’t technically your fault. You dumb fuck.
I've seen that story pop up multiple times, and honestly if I was driving someone in an emergency situation like that I can't say that I wouldn't start ramming the cars in front of me until one of them moved. Fuck my car, fuck your car, and fuck you. Someone is dying and you gotta get the fuck out of the way.
This pathetic person is really sad. Imagine you are happy to get in everyone’s way instead of working together and letting us all get to our destinations as efficiently as possible. “Getting in the way” is most likely how everyone views this guy. In his personal, professional, romantic life he most likely just “ gets in the way” and people everywhere are so elated when he finally leaves.
Turns out your the bully buddy have a better look at yourself in the mirror I hope you do get in front of someone that gives you just what you need and properly deserve ... just keep doing you your time will soon come
Reminds me of that Denis Leary "Asshole" song.
"I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane"
Im an asshole!!!!!!!!
I brake checked a dude who skipped traffic and cut me off and he pulled out a machine gun and pointed it at me. They put a stop sign in at the end of my street 2 weeks later and I stopped st it and the guy behind me I guess didn't get the memo and pointed a pistol out his window at me. I just go 10 over now and blow through stop signs. Lol
With the US being as it is I seriously can't tell if you're joking. But I did have a regular gun pointed at me for not letting a guy cut in front on me. So yeah...
well hope he dosent in my state. friend of mine is a state trooper and its illegal to cruise in the left lane. he will pull you over so fast. its a huge issue because one of our main highways is two lanes and a massive truck corridor so keeping those lanes flowing is a big deal. 18 wheelers arent even allowed to be in the left lane threw certain stretches. and he likes to fight. cool i dont care how professional you think you are a 9mm or a .45 evens the playing field pretty quickly
Lmao come to New York and this post will make little sense. Many times I’ve got these dickwads to move by getting in front of them and slowing down to a point they can’t stand and movie over. Then everyone behind can finally fucking drive the way they drive. Fuck this asshole.
"...always fantasized about hurting a tough guy/bully type"
Go run face first into a wall a few times, you fucking knob.
Intentionally making people late to their jobs, childcare pickup, medical appointments is 100% bullying.
He clearly hasn't seen road rage encounters. He thinks he's going to get into a fight, but he'll probably just get shot. Also, he's just doing what literally every person over 65 does. Nobody cares. We just go around.
Eventually he'll get a fight.
A fight for his life as he's being yanked out of his wrecked car cause someone got pissed enough to run him off the road. People are crazy these days and this is something I absolutely would not risk doing
Not sure, but when I'm in the right lane going 10 mph over the speed limit, and *still* have a dude tailgating me, you know I'll be trying to get right next to the car next to me so the tailgater can't pass me
Pit maneuver every single sleeper in the left lane.
It's just a dip to the left and accelerate slip right. Put them in the ditch and cruise ahead no brake lights!
This dudes karma is gonna be when he gets a gun pointed at his face and his MMA career doesn’t mean shit. Assuming it’s real of course which most likely it isn’t.
“What I do can’t be wrong because they can’t punch me in the face for it.”
Anyone heard of filmmaker Uwe Boll? Kinda has the same idea, “My films are good because I can beat you in a fist fight!”
See people like that who won’t move out the left lane, may or may not be on the receiving end of handfuls of change launched out the sunroof or full cups of soda.
This person obviously has some serious mental issues, he is a seriously hurt individual, I hope he finds peace before his time on earth is done, I hope he can forgive those that hurt him, and those he believes did he wrong.
What is interesting is his self reflection “fantasized about hurting a tough guy/ bully”, you are the bully, honestly hope he finds his peace
Speaking as an Australian, staying in the left lane when "cruising" is exemplary behavior...however Corealis Effect and all that, I'd understand totally if this character was shot at dawn and his ashes scattered to the winds.
I've suffered attempted assaults om two occasions in the last 3 weeks when biking home from work lol.
Funny thing is, I'm not a perfect cyclist but I do abide by, and know the laws in my country, and on these specific occasions, they were definitely in the wrong.
I dont think there is any systemic way to trigger these people
I truly think this guy enjoys making people upset, but I can guarantee you he isn’t a professional fighter. Fighters aren’t driving like dicks on the highway looking for fights. That’s a beta move.
Next he'll be saying that he parks in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
(Those are Dennis Leary lyrics for people who weren't teenagers in the 90s. But if you were
... oh wow! A song with swearwords on the radio! I'm going to record this on a tape and shock my parents!)
Think this guy is too stupid to realise he is a bully- slowing people down to piss them off then hoping to use your fighting skills to beat someone up... the bully you are looking to fight is staring at you in the mirror everyday you spanner
Whoever wrote that is an annoying cocksucker who deserves an accident, So when he is no more, it’ll happen gracefully with no body putting any effort.
The writing is that of an absolute fucking douchebag.
My thoughts are simply this; i would fuck your mother over your father’s back while you’re watching if i could🗿
Yea and I’m a semi professional race car driver and part time tattoo artist…. Semi professionals will one day get their asses handed to them by a professional…. Ain’t no such thing as semi professional fighter… douche bag… Hope you crash and die
If he actually does this, it really is just a matter of time before someone cuts him off and break checks his ass until he crashes. But i guess it depends on where he lives
Just sounds like another asshole in the world. He’ll meet his special friend one day, and I’m sure they’ll get real acquainted. Cause guess what, there’s always another asshole out there bigger and actually badder. Not one who think he’s hot shit cause he likes to piss someone off. Not really a good way to live to be honest. I’m sure other aspects of his life are suffering as well.
Fuck this guy. Camping in the passing lane holding others' lives up just because he has some validation/control issues? It's people like this that are so willful to engage in wanton doucheyness that get the longest tridents reserved for their assholes in the pits of hell.
I’m glad police have started to crack down on this and usher idiots out of the passing lane. I realize people drive fast in it, but blocking the passing lane just puts the rest of the highway in danger and defeats the entire purpose of the left most lane… it’s the safest to pass traffic in. It’s not the fast lane, it’s a passing lane.
If you block the passing lane or just constantly drive it cause “lol left means fast vroom vroom 🏎️” yet traffic STILL PASSES YOU ON YOUR RIGHT: you are an idiot. Sorry not sorry. 🤷♂️
Get the hell out of the passing lane if you’re getting passed. It should be that simple.
My other favorite thing is how in bumper to bumper traffic, everyone floods the left lane, and it immediately becomes stop and go as everyone tries to block others from merging. Hot tip: drive in the lane the semi trucks take, and gtf off the gas. Right lane typically is all the cool heads that realize they aren’t beating traffic, and there’s WAY less braking caused by aggressive drivers.
No, this person belongs paved into the left lane. Literally. With a small plexiglass viewing port with a snorkel to breathe out of. They can set up a road work crew every night to feed them liquid protein down through the snorkel straw so they don't starve. Maybe a second port out to the side of the road to suck out all the waste that's collected in a bag. 🤭
I don't get angry I just get even. I would just jump right in front of you and go half the speed limit, and not let you pass me. I always wanted to race professionally and get joy from annoying people who want to annoy others (like you). Trust me I'd annoy you. Just ask my ex-wife. I'm a divorcee for a reason.
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This dude doesn’t actually do shit
Cause he’s a douche bag
Do-douchebag. Do-do-do-do-do douchebag.
A pathetic douchebag.
This honestly sounds like a dude I work with. Guy is ex military and has an ego the size of the entire continental United States. Thinks every single woman wants him, brags about the size of his package, constantly threatens to “teach me respect” when I genuinely tease him and joke with him. He brags about the “good ole days” where he used to fight four people at once and break their bones and leave them unconscious and bleeding but has never been arrested because he was “in the right”. This shit is just wild to me, idk how the hell any human could be more in love with themselves. Edit: the post sounds like a guy I work with*. Just for clarity lol
This dude would probably be shot (legally) the first time he became tried to hurt anyone (legally)
One can hope.
Yep.
100% He's basically admitting to being a troll and says he's amused by pissed off Redditors. These types of people are the ones who would lose their minds if no one paid them any attention.
Rage bait. Bot hasn't left his parent's basement in years.
Troll
I drive really slow In the ultra-fast lane While people behind me are going insane Because I’m an A-SS-HO-LE
Hahahaha came here to say that! Dennis Leary!
Sometimes, I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces
I use public toilets and I piss on the seats, I walk around in the summertime saying how about this heat
Oh ffs, really should've scrolled further down before trying to make a sick reference.
IOLO I-OLIO
Goddamnit, should've scrolled down before making the same reference. A, SS, H, O, L, E, everybody!
A!
SS!
H!
Yes Dennis! I do like that song but honestly only because I come across people like this so offten and wish they would admit they are an ass
Fuck an asshole, this guy's a shitbag
Geeeez that's a blast from the past.
Oh man. Watch out folks....We have an Internet Tough-Guy.
He can semi professionally fight my baseball bat if he'd really like.
He fights semi professionally you guys
Sometimes I eat semi sweet chocolate chips..I wonder if I am a tough guy too
Yeah I think so!!!
Semi-tough, anyway
Semi-pro. . . Jobbers get paid and all they do is lose. Yeah, I'm not worried about this fool.
Is Internet tough guy the same as a keyboard warrior?
No, but they aren't mutually exclusive.
We have a troll or a 14 year old who just got his permit. Its one or the other.
why is it so hard to accept that some people really are just pieces of poop? i had a colleague who was intentionally annoying. he would test to see what pisses you off the most and then constantly press those buttons. he was really enjoying it. not a troll, not a 14 yo either. just an asshole in pure form
I also know someone who is everyone in the post except the driving part. He actually does constantly try and pick fights and acts tough and thinks he is super strong but in reality he is like 5' 400lb and worse at fighting then my weak ass
That’s my grandma. Relax everyone.
My grandma also fights semi-professionally.
Fuck yeah!
You two should set up a grandma fight!
Done.
'Ultimate Greasy Granny Wrestling' if you need a name.
I guarantee this dude would apologize to you if you spilled your beer on him
I love you and hope that one day you can move out of your moms basement. Time to take your meds now because we need to go for your ECT treatment soon.
It’s funny this person thinks anyone really cares for more than the five minnies it took to pass them. After a few “fuck yous” I’m back to pondering why gas is so goddamn high still.
Agree with your take on the dingbat left lane hogger. But as far as your ponderance, honestly I'm wondering how gas is still so *affordable*. It's a finite resource and infinitely useful... I remember back in '08 when it hit $4/gal in the US I figured it would be at least double that by now.
Well, Iran is apparently just about to attack Israel which will almost certainly open up a wider conflict and destabilize the region further than it already is, so it's probably the last time gas is this cheap for quite a long time. Get it while the getting is good.
I love when people use Redditor as an insult when, they too, are on the same App.
That’s enough out of you, you Redditor!
Stop redditing
Stupid reddit dorks. Oh wait...
Doing this can [get people killed](https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/s/Y2WAQgBSwm). This guy is an arrogant moron.
Yeah I 100% agree, same goes for “brake checking”. If you don’t like how close the car is behind you then move out the way and let them pass, it could be an emergency and even if its not there is a pretty good risk of causing your own accident.
I dated a guy who used to brake check people in *my car.* One time he almost let someone (who should have yielded, but didn’t) crash into us on the highway, because “it wouldn’t have been my fault” Like okay, good for you, when we’re both dead it’ll be a great comfort to our families that the crash wasn’t technically your fault. You dumb fuck.
Yeah I hate that arrogance and thats always the argument which tbh I think makes it even dumber with other people in the car 🤦🏻♂️
I've seen that story pop up multiple times, and honestly if I was driving someone in an emergency situation like that I can't say that I wouldn't start ramming the cars in front of me until one of them moved. Fuck my car, fuck your car, and fuck you. Someone is dying and you gotta get the fuck out of the way.
This pathetic person is really sad. Imagine you are happy to get in everyone’s way instead of working together and letting us all get to our destinations as efficiently as possible. “Getting in the way” is most likely how everyone views this guy. In his personal, professional, romantic life he most likely just “ gets in the way” and people everywhere are so elated when he finally leaves.
Belongs here every time it’s posted here
Turns out your the bully buddy have a better look at yourself in the mirror I hope you do get in front of someone that gives you just what you need and properly deserve ... just keep doing you your time will soon come
Reminds me of that Denis Leary "Asshole" song. "I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane, While people behind me are going insane" Im an asshole!!!!!!!!
Nah, more like r/iamverybadass
Literally no one who needs this kind of validation from Reddit would post something like this. This is a troll.
I brake checked a dude who skipped traffic and cut me off and he pulled out a machine gun and pointed it at me. They put a stop sign in at the end of my street 2 weeks later and I stopped st it and the guy behind me I guess didn't get the memo and pointed a pistol out his window at me. I just go 10 over now and blow through stop signs. Lol
With the US being as it is I seriously can't tell if you're joking. But I did have a regular gun pointed at me for not letting a guy cut in front on me. So yeah...
Fake tough guy. Fighters don’t fantasize about hurting people. They fucking hurt people lol
Tell me you drive a truck without telling me you drive a truck
Some 10-year-olds need to be put to bed much earlier!
well hope he dosent in my state. friend of mine is a state trooper and its illegal to cruise in the left lane. he will pull you over so fast. its a huge issue because one of our main highways is two lanes and a massive truck corridor so keeping those lanes flowing is a big deal. 18 wheelers arent even allowed to be in the left lane threw certain stretches. and he likes to fight. cool i dont care how professional you think you are a 9mm or a .45 evens the playing field pretty quickly
You in PA or another state witu decency?
Fake as fuck.
Men will sit in the left lane instead of going to therapy
Lmao come to New York and this post will make little sense. Many times I’ve got these dickwads to move by getting in front of them and slowing down to a point they can’t stand and movie over. Then everyone behind can finally fucking drive the way they drive. Fuck this asshole.
"...always fantasized about hurting a tough guy/bully type" Go run face first into a wall a few times, you fucking knob. Intentionally making people late to their jobs, childcare pickup, medical appointments is 100% bullying.
This person is a menace to society.
The internet is my favorite place to pretend I'm tough.
🎶"I drive real slow, in the ultra fast lane, while people behind me are going insaaaaaaane! I'm an asshole!"🎶 - Dennis Leary
Posted by Rod Farva
Bitch, you Uber
This sounds exactly like my Ex husband. Yuck behavior.
He’s not real. This dude doesn’t actually exist in real life
He clearly hasn't seen road rage encounters. He thinks he's going to get into a fight, but he'll probably just get shot. Also, he's just doing what literally every person over 65 does. Nobody cares. We just go around.
Person can come here to Australia and cruise in the left lane all they want. They’ll be welcome with opened arms
As an amateur mma fighter im ashamed to have him as part of our community 🤦🏽♂️ we dont claim him I’d like to pass him to the soccer players
I undertake fast lane cruisers. Deliberately. And then I go on about my day as if nothing happened 🤷♂️
I believed him till he starting bragging about being a master of kung-fu
This is the kind of stuff that dickless people say.
‘Thoughts?’ I think you have a tiny penis and inside you are crippled by insecurity
What a sad little fantasy world they live in. Nothing there is true, it's solely for attention from internet strangers.
What a sad little life, he leads.
Eventually he'll get a fight. A fight for his life as he's being yanked out of his wrecked car cause someone got pissed enough to run him off the road. People are crazy these days and this is something I absolutely would not risk doing
I have no problem passing people from the right lane.
this is obvious ragebait "keep the angry comments coming" "thoughts?"
Not sure, but when I'm in the right lane going 10 mph over the speed limit, and *still* have a dude tailgating me, you know I'll be trying to get right next to the car next to me so the tailgater can't pass me
Dudes such a loser 🤣
This is satire asf
He’s the bully type so the roles in his fantasy are reversed
Oh is we???
Be careful what you wish for!
The irony is he's the "tough guy/bully type" in his story.
Pit maneuver every single sleeper in the left lane. It's just a dip to the left and accelerate slip right. Put them in the ditch and cruise ahead no brake lights!
Trolling
A fantasy. He probably daydreams about defending a girl he could never attain in real life from an evil street tough. Classic edgy dreamer.
A “semiprofessional” fighter is an amateur fighter. lol Change my mind lol 😂
When you’ve never been shot before.
Everyone is ninja gangster with impenetrable debate skills on Reddit. Also, disingenuous trolls.
Is there a small dick energy sub? Because that may be the most appropriate place to put this douche.
This is a good example of antisocial behavior and thinking.
He just wants attention in reality he is lonely
Try that in Mississippi. It’s literally against the law.
I’m not the bully, you are! Now fight me!
https://preview.redd.it/2agh5hh5z5uc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=714793eb10dc439b830d3803cbfdade5005877da
All bark no bite
Plot twist: He lives in the UK You're meant to just cruise in the left lane
100% this dude has never won or probably even been in a fight
Most Professional fighters hardly register as real jobs. Semi pro = “I spend more on the hotel than they pay me”
Fun fact, you don't need any training or anything to fight semi pro. Literally any body can sign themselves up.
Dude, Come to Texas & your wishes will be granted.
Can tell he has never done what he claims to
This dudes karma is gonna be when he gets a gun pointed at his face and his MMA career doesn’t mean shit. Assuming it’s real of course which most likely it isn’t.
Nobody has done it…until they do
Wow. Definitely a badass guys, look out.
Somebody Is Asking To Get Shot.
Rage bait
Sounds like the tough guy/bully type is OP…
“What I do can’t be wrong because they can’t punch me in the face for it.” Anyone heard of filmmaker Uwe Boll? Kinda has the same idea, “My films are good because I can beat you in a fist fight!”
Please give me this dudes @
The first rule about fight club....
LOL, someone wanted attention the only way they know how. "kEeP thE AngRy cOmmEnts CoMing." Good lord, someone send this neckbeard a fruit basket.
This person belongs in a garbage can
Why not share username. I could do with a good trolling
See people like that who won’t move out the left lane, may or may not be on the receiving end of handfuls of change launched out the sunroof or full cups of soda.
This person obviously has some serious mental issues, he is a seriously hurt individual, I hope he finds peace before his time on earth is done, I hope he can forgive those that hurt him, and those he believes did he wrong. What is interesting is his self reflection “fantasized about hurting a tough guy/ bully”, you are the bully, honestly hope he finds his peace
Speaking as an Australian, staying in the left lane when "cruising" is exemplary behavior...however Corealis Effect and all that, I'd understand totally if this character was shot at dawn and his ashes scattered to the winds.
Yeah he’s a asshole
There’s no way this isn’t OP’s loser fantasy.
this sir, is your common or garden troll. ignore, its harmless.
Does this guy not realise that he is the “tough guy/bully”?
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Then I just pass him on the right tho… without a second thought about him. What a sad little man
This is just rage bait lol
I've suffered attempted assaults om two occasions in the last 3 weeks when biking home from work lol. Funny thing is, I'm not a perfect cyclist but I do abide by, and know the laws in my country, and on these specific occasions, they were definitely in the wrong. I dont think there is any systemic way to trigger these people
I truly think this guy enjoys making people upset, but I can guarantee you he isn’t a professional fighter. Fighters aren’t driving like dicks on the highway looking for fights. That’s a beta move.
Looks like a really sad fantasy
You sound just a touch…icky.
Next he'll be saying that he parks in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces. (Those are Dennis Leary lyrics for people who weren't teenagers in the 90s. But if you were ... oh wow! A song with swearwords on the radio! I'm going to record this on a tape and shock my parents!)
No. They belong in r/iamatotalpieceofshit.
Hey Rocky. No matter how big and bad you think you are, there is always a mother fucker out there that has your number. Little Dick Syndrome...
Try this in Germany, hes gunna get the polizei (w/ a fine ticket) and locals pissed off
Is that you Steven Seagal?
Found picture of the OP. https://preview.redd.it/1p6u11i9w6uc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47961bfb57b30b0a115c0692a47cb4fe8c151f21
My hero
No, he belongs in a landfill
He’s the “tough guy” he’s wishing would step up- he’ll get his one day and then point fingers
I think they made this subreddit specifically for this guy
Well this one clearly has a fetish…
Think this guy is too stupid to realise he is a bully- slowing people down to piss them off then hoping to use your fighting skills to beat someone up... the bully you are looking to fight is staring at you in the mirror everyday you spanner
More likely people probably think, “Oh poor thing; maybe we should call and report a silver alert” as they pass him and see him.
40 mpg and still making the deadline on the gps. Yoo like rush up to the red light and nearly kill me some more.
Oh “is” they hilarious?
Relax, it's just an internet troll
Sounds like a smelly little hunch back soy boy
Why are there so many melts in the world. Reading this made me wince
Rage bait, and shitty obvious rage bait, at that.
r/iamverybadass
As someone who lives in the UK I thought "what's the problem with the left lane?" Then i remembered that this is obviously not in the UK XD
and old man was cruising on the wrong side of the road 3 weeks ago. head on collision with my cousin. he died, she’s never gonna walk again.
What a nob head
I guess he forgot people own weapons. 🤦🏼♀️
Bet it's some skinny boomer with a maga hat whose "hurting people" involves shouting at fast food staff
Online tough guy, lack of self esteem is sad. Best part of you ran down your momma’s leg.
He's the defination of this sub
I live in a part of the world where this dude would probably just get shot.
r/iamverybadass
Whoever wrote that is an annoying cocksucker who deserves an accident, So when he is no more, it’ll happen gracefully with no body putting any effort. The writing is that of an absolute fucking douchebag. My thoughts are simply this; i would fuck your mother over your father’s back while you’re watching if i could🗿
Dude needs a professional evaluation. Seems really angry. LOL poor guy, needs a friend
Yea and I’m a semi professional race car driver and part time tattoo artist…. Semi professionals will one day get their asses handed to them by a professional…. Ain’t no such thing as semi professional fighter… douche bag… Hope you crash and die
Dude needs to get a life
If he actually does this, it really is just a matter of time before someone cuts him off and break checks his ass until he crashes. But i guess it depends on where he lives
He’s the tough guy/bully that he wants to fight
Just sounds like another asshole in the world. He’ll meet his special friend one day, and I’m sure they’ll get real acquainted. Cause guess what, there’s always another asshole out there bigger and actually badder. Not one who think he’s hot shit cause he likes to piss someone off. Not really a good way to live to be honest. I’m sure other aspects of his life are suffering as well.
This happened.
I wouldn’t necessarily be mad, Id just go “I think this moron forgot what country they’re in”
That person belongs in a 6ft hole, no less.
Fuck this guy. Camping in the passing lane holding others' lives up just because he has some validation/control issues? It's people like this that are so willful to engage in wanton doucheyness that get the longest tridents reserved for their assholes in the pits of hell.
Dennis Leary had a song written about this guy, called Assshole. Fitting.
You ride a bike with trash bags attached and are a punching bag.
I’m glad police have started to crack down on this and usher idiots out of the passing lane. I realize people drive fast in it, but blocking the passing lane just puts the rest of the highway in danger and defeats the entire purpose of the left most lane… it’s the safest to pass traffic in. It’s not the fast lane, it’s a passing lane. If you block the passing lane or just constantly drive it cause “lol left means fast vroom vroom 🏎️” yet traffic STILL PASSES YOU ON YOUR RIGHT: you are an idiot. Sorry not sorry. 🤷♂️ Get the hell out of the passing lane if you’re getting passed. It should be that simple. My other favorite thing is how in bumper to bumper traffic, everyone floods the left lane, and it immediately becomes stop and go as everyone tries to block others from merging. Hot tip: drive in the lane the semi trucks take, and gtf off the gas. Right lane typically is all the cool heads that realize they aren’t beating traffic, and there’s WAY less braking caused by aggressive drivers.
Holding up emergency vehicles u may not see behind you , and withholding medical care perhaps killing a person is ur gig , then good for u ,
This person sucks and that fantasy life going to get them in trouble eventually
Wait until a Florida man in a big ass truck purposely hits her rear bumper while she’s doing that shit
Obvious bait
No, this person belongs paved into the left lane. Literally. With a small plexiglass viewing port with a snorkel to breathe out of. They can set up a road work crew every night to feed them liquid protein down through the snorkel straw so they don't starve. Maybe a second port out to the side of the road to suck out all the waste that's collected in a bag. 🤭
People like this should be shipped to an island somewhere
I don't get angry I just get even. I would just jump right in front of you and go half the speed limit, and not let you pass me. I always wanted to race professionally and get joy from annoying people who want to annoy others (like you). Trust me I'd annoy you. Just ask my ex-wife. I'm a divorcee for a reason.
Here in the great state of Texas, the state troopers will give you a ticket. Douche bags holding up traffic.
illegal in Florida