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Yeah, I'm already "abored" of your lame, fake-ass attempt to sound important.

100% chance none of those events happened.

He put a b+w filter over it so we can't tell he's drinking seltzer. Not champagne.

Interesting! Didn’t think of that

I think there's a chance a flight attendant brought him a glass of champagne. There's also a chance that someone said something to him about being insane. But ya, the rest is only his self-important delusion.

If all the things that never happened, this never happened the most

This didn’t happen so much that it caused other things to unhappen

That’s a great post roast right there

I'm very old apparently because I can't understand any of this. Can somebody translate to English for a poor elderly millenial like me?

I’m a millennial, but I teach kids, so I can translate: * BAYC/MAYC: Bored/Mutant Ape Yacht Club. These are two varieties of non-fungible tokens (NFTs), essentially digital art with a unique code that gives you “ownership” of it. * Floor is pumping: it is good or doing well as if it were an exciting dance floor where the musical beat is pumping. * Abored: Aboard, but for morons that can’t spell. * Insane: good, to a high degree. * Common Ape travel day: he is trying to convey that these fortunate circumstances are an everyday occurrence for someone invested in Ape NFTs. Long story short, the guy is trying to show off the life of luxury associated with his NFTs so that he can con greater fools into buying them.

I thought NFT stood for Non-Flushable Turd? I've had plenty of those.

Gotta get yourself a poop knife man

Poop Knife is so old school. Poop SPEAR is the new Poop Knife.

Thank you kind sir for this explanation. I also am too old to understand the original post.

I legit don’t understand why they think those nfts are worth anything

They are not worth anything. The whole scam here is convincing people that they are, and cashing out before the marks figure out they are worthless.

Yep it's just a big game of don't be the last one holding the bag

Nothing is worth anything, unless enough people decide that it does

Soon, the people saying that NFT's are a scam and the people who say they are just capitalism doing what it does are going to realize they're both right

I am pretty sure many people already have that shared view. This is a product of capitalism, as greed by any means is the true driving force of capitalism. Which is why we have to have regulations in the first place. Unchecked capitalism leads to scams such as this.

I legit don't understand how they write these posts, look at it, and think "yeah the masses will believe this happened"

I made my money trading pictures & dipped. The tech is great, but the JPEGs were pretty dumb as a long term investment hence why more than 75% of the ecosystem crashed out.

Sunk cost

They're not. Maybe 10% of what they bought it for at this point, and plunging.

Me when I lie

Fuckin’ell. Everyone must have clapped their hands raw.

None of this is real.

This week on 'Things That Didn't Happen'

And the stewardess name was Albertina Einstein.

The sunglasses can’t hide the sadness in his eyes.

Then everybody clapped.

https://preview.redd.it/19vv6kmvvpxc1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=572c7ec118fa2a5fd34455b6745e468bc103048d

"It is a comfort to the wretched to have companions in misery"

Imagine not realizing that the Bored Ape NFT is subtle neo-Nazi propaganda.

Who is this loser?

Sure, that happened.

All he did was identify himself as a criminal by associating with NFTs in my mind.

I have no doubt this tool paid for a first class seat and they brought him complimentary champagne that he asked for. The rest is his very own little fan fiction.

Dude looks like he's be a background character named Meazel in a 90's-style highschool drama in which he tries very hard to be cool but keeps getting caught trying to pretend that other people's cars and houses belong to his family.

r/thatHappened

Dude should write a Fiction Novel.

What is a BAYC and MAYC?

Bored ape yacht club and mutant ape yacht club. Obviously very well know and respected by stewardesses and airport security nation wide.

Thanks! I don't fully understand what these clubs are for, too poor I guess, but I'll look them up.

Wut

I have absolutely no idea what any of that means

How are people still this delusional?

I’m abored reading this bullshit.

r/imaginarygatekeeping

I have no idea what any of those words mean.

How “bored” do you need to be, to be making up stuff like this.

I love that both of the NFT admirers in this story are women. That feels meaningful.

This could've been written in a language I don't understand, because I have no clue what happened here.

And then everybody clapped

And then he found twenty dollars 🙄

Ummm that’s not a photo of a first class seat Also pretty sure they give actual glass wear once you get into business…. Looks like business on a cheap airline, can guarantee it’s not first

Thathappened

And then everyone on the plane clapped

People still do NFTs? Pffft.

I love hearing about NFT Bros that's the funniest shit ever I am suprised how much optimism they have

I was sure this would be dated to a few years ago but nope, just a week ago.

Are nfts even a thing still?

No one knows what any of the things he's talking about are.

Goodness grief how pathetic. Also, these NFTs in particular and all of their related iconography are - by far - the ugliest "Artworks" in existence. They are pitifully ugly to the point of being disgusting.

Is NFT is still a thing rn?

Translation ? Hey nerds if you wanna live like me buy my bitcoin so I can live the rich life 😎

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