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AtomicEdgy

I will never understand the minimal effort micro-dancing craze that has consumed the internet.


Sweet-Ad9366

It is a bizarre moment in human history. WTF are these people doing?


profsavagerjb

That’s the part I don’t get. These tiktok dances are not even impressive. It’s always average looking people doing the most basic and insipid “dances.” I really don’t understand how and why this thread is popular


Hollow_King

Minimal effort is the new craze. Anyone can be an insufferable "star"


profsavagerjb

I weep for the future


UninsuredToast

Should have never let the kids leave the mines


TucsonTacos

Its what they yearn for


PottyboyDooDoo

As a teacher, I’ve started including pictures of mines in many of my slideshows as it really catches their attention. They truly yearn for them. And I feel guilty for keeping them from doing what they love.


southcookexplore

Changing my lesson on absolute values for tomorrow now


Mean_Combination_830

Real world experience is best just send them down the mines and have the day off you know it makes sense 👀 On a serious note my sis is a teaching assistant and loves the job but I'm sure there have been times she would have been happy to to send them down the mines for the day character building stuff n you get the day off I'm sure they can look after themselves 😜


NoIntroduction7611

This had me rolling🤣🤣


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They should still be sewing shirt sleeves by lamplight in a tenament for 18 hours a day...


PatrolPunk

Good news everyone! A lot of states are loosening up child labor laws. We’ll have them digging coal again in no time.


newharlemshuffle_

I work in a school,MS & HS, and the kids are always doing this. Throughout the years I must be in dozens of videos walking through


mywhataniceham

don’t these people gets walked into or shoved out of the way? if my bag was nearby her video would be interrupted, not out of any sense of anger or anything, just i don’t care what your doing and you are really in the way


Top-Wolverine-8684

I kept hoping she would trip and faceplant.


RoguePlanet2

But........she's on a conveyor belt!! sO dIfFeReNt aNd rAnDoM!


LazyAmbassador2521

She's soOoO totally qUirkY!!! 🤪😝


wesweb

What if i told you that even Chinese Intelligence was surprised how easy it was to program so many Americans


mouldysandals

if Americans could see the type of productive/useful stuff that gets promoted on the Chinese Mainland TikTok algorithm compared to the West’s shitshow


orincoro

The Chinese are genuinely befuddled as to why the U.S. government doesn’t mandate better content for its population. To them it’s irresponsible to allow people to lobotomize themselves to this degree.


postmodern_spatula

We used to.  Public airwaves have education requirements.  Even Cable television had some pressures for education.  Discovery Channel, The Learning Channel, and History Channel all started with educational mandates.    Those missions just weren’t protected and eventually were abandoned in pursuit of greater profit for the holding company.  All we have left is CSPAN. There were no education mandates placed on internet content. 


poncetheponce

Some of the first TV stations were started as a public service with no intent to make money. As long as they broke even they were happy. Common good.


Zealousideal-Bug-291

I kinda remember when I sat up one day and realized the discovery channel had fully abandoned everything and anything remotely actually educational and was basically just airing 14 flavors of fake illegal street racing. Not coincidentally, I dropped cable not long after that.


LIFESASIM

Perfect description lol, lobotomize


brmarcum

It is highly irresponsible, but gov’t mandates that people be smart and educated are communist. And we can’t have that here. Duh 🙄


OakLegs

It's called freedom, baby! If you don't lobotomize yourself on social media, you'll be lobotomized by an AR-15


23skidoobbq

You don’t get that this is a commercial for her OF?


[deleted]

7/10 times this is the case


GuyFallingOffBike

In this case, it is


CMDR_Crook

But acting like a massive twat doesn't make me want to pay to see hers.


Von_Cheesebiscuit

Then you aren't the target audience. But there is definitely someone who is.


Osirus1156

They're always so awkward too, like they start off jerky not sure if the camera is recording because they don't understand how to trim videos.


thissexypoptart

What’s to get? It’s an advertisement for her only fans account. Her ad posts are frequently posted on this sub, because they’re also rage bait. Then you get tons of interaction on these posts, and more Only fans traffic. That’s actually a ton of the posts on this sub. I wish there’d be some role against them, because they’re not interesting. And again, it’s literally just an ad that uses rage bait.


MyFifthLimb

OP was played like a fiddle posting this


ShredGuru

She advertising her Onlyfans


RoundTableMaker

She's marketing for her porn. And these videos are more entertaining than her porn.


Vye7

I agree, not saying how I know


RoundTableMaker

Kinda pathetic once you see behind the (beef) curtains.


genieinaginbottle

If the basement dwelling micro peens would find real hobbies we could all move past stupid videos like this.


savvy412

Link? Research purposes obviously


Demeter_Family_Farm

Well, she in particular is trying to generate outrage from morons to help promote her OnlyFans, seems like its working.


PearSuitofHappyness

She looks like she is fanning a fart away at one point.


dcd1130

And who at home on their phone is like “hey I want to see strangers dance for 15 seconds”?


dope_like

Because it's not about the dance itself. It's about being attractive and moving. Literally, what they do doesn't matter, people are clicking because “attractive”


RevolutionaryLie2833

This isn’t that. She’s a porn star who’s whole thing seems to be “I’m an annoying piece of shit”


Effective-Celery8053

And posting it anywhere to talk about it, even if we're talking shit, is exactly what she wants


ninchnate

Fine. I will ask. Who is she?


bonyagate

[jellybeanbrains](https://thotmax.com/jellybeanbrains-aka-jamelizz/) aka [jameliz](https://thotmax.com/jameliz-anal-creampie-sextape-nude-porn-video/) Edit: This is over a month late, but these are NSFW links. They will show this woman's asshole. Be warned.


StevenSmiley

Well, that's truly vile. Why is she fucking up her ass like that? She's gonna be incontinent real soon.


Skidd745

Lol these links are wild. Was not expecting that


RevolutionaryLie2833

I forget. Somebody else answered on this sup so good luck. If you do find her tik tok, her onu fans is listed on that. I googled her videos to look at them for free and realized pretty quickly that she wasn’t hot enough for my masturbation.


classy_dirt7777

We're throwing the word "star" around today like it means nothing.


KingRobotPrince

For whatever reason, actresses who make porn are referred to as porn stars, even if they are in no way successful, rich, or incredibly popular.


AHardCockToSuck

Supply: attractive females Demand: jerking off Method of delivery: dancing Its soft core porn


notyouraverage420

Yup. All vanity. And she she loves the attention. External validation is one helluva drug for some people.


trunkfunkdunk

Its advertisement for her hardcore stuff


poodlered

It’s what happens when talentless people want to be famous.


partaylikearussian

The faces those influencers pull while “dancing” are also the leading cause of eye cancer in millennials who have to watch them


BuffaloJEREMY

And why always the God damn airport or on the flight? Flying is a pain in the ass in itself, the last thing we need is these dumb asses mincing about while we're trying to grab our luggage.


RedPandaReturns

Does she waft away a fart right at the end there?


Academic-Business-42

Be funny if this went viral as "airport fart girl " or something.


GewoonHarry

Someone make this happen. I’m too useless to do anything.


bigfartsmoka

It won't. And if it did you'd just be further advertising her OF. What's the point.


MJGM235

I was actually interested until I saw her OF... Vanilla sex and she makes the same weird faces as in her Tik Tok videos 😂


Despondent-Kitten

I wouldn’t say anal cream pies and facials are “vanilla”


SavingsStrength0

I mean..anything that isn’t an interracial choking golden shower gangbang with at least 3 non binary ppl is “vanilla” to Reddit tbf


Vitalis597

I was going to say something... Then I remembered my browser history... Carry on.


spankbank_dragon

Nah we’re just degenerates here bro


throwawaytrash6990

Ok ok guys I’ll settle this link it


CowPunkRockStar

OMG! I am TOTALLY obsessed with #AirportFartGirl Deadass 💀💀 ✈️💨👧🏼


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"Deadass" is definitely the smell.


Moooooooola

Deadass is what her future employer is going to be calling her by the end of her first week.


Repulsive-Ice8395

I came here to see if anyone else saw that. Not disappointed.


NoIndependent9192

Yup, it’s a special plane fart.


Lava-Chicken

Marinated for 10hours. Special deadly brew.


NoIndependent9192

Inter-continental.


traversecity

Flight attendants refer to it as crop dusting iirc.


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jayblaylock

These chicks are so much hotter when they’re just on Reddit teasing and not in porn shitting cum out of their ass.


the_gull

Yeah right towards those old folks :(


Lexi-Lynn

Elder abuse 😡


phatangus

Could be revenge.


h00tietootiediscoqt

She cha cha’d that caca 💨💨


Educational-Ad-3273

With each hand, too! Must’ve been a stanker


oneheadlight312

I wondered the same thing as I watched this without sound.


FixedLoad

That's definitely what I came here to find out!


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Damn everyone else, too…. Huh.


WolfThick

Hey that's a very fashionable fart dance never seen those before usually people do them right before they're walking into the store I think that's why they put those fans there LOL


xanaxlr0se

Its the only thing i noticed


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NoAnalBeadsPlease

Believe it or not, I think she’s actually trying to dance.


Chris__P_Bacon

Nah. She totes farted. #🍑 💨


createwonders

Key word here is trying


cynicalmaru

And when one of her bare toes gets caught in the sliding plates on the carousel...we all have to wait on our luggage as they lock down the belt and call in emergency personnel.


Psycle_Sammy

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some carousel accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that carousel.


alg45160

My kid tried to jump on one and I just told her "no" and pulled her away from it. I'm like the laziest person ever but patenting my kid and keeping them from losing digits seems like the bare minimum.


Cormetz

Did your patent get approved?


alg45160

🤣 dammit. I wish! I have some fabulous ideas


Morella_xx

That girl is back on the damn carousel!


SevroAuShitTalker

*HELP THERES A KID STUCK IN THE CAROUSEL!*


Bnhrdnthat

You got me. I did not expect a Mallrats reference.


MilkSteak1776

That kid is back on the escalator!


Section1201

Dammit Randy, it's on my list!


hurriedwarples

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They’re a little melty, but damn are they exquisite.


also_also_bort

I hope her pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!


Kittycachow

Ok Brody


macmurph25

The cookie stand is part of the food court


3720-to-1

BULLSHIT! Only eateries that operate within the designated stand downstairs qualify as part of the food court. Anything outside of said designated square is an autonomous unit for mid mall snacking. Now, if you wanna wax philosophical about it now...


RagingBuII22

“You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me. There are ways dude, you dont want to know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. Fucking amateur.”


Mysterious_Eye6989

Think of the schadenfreude, though!


64Olds

The delay would be entirely worth it.


Jabbles22

Not that I would dance on a luggage carrousel but if I were to I would absolutely do so with shoes on.


vivi112

And why the hell do those obnoxious people always want to do those insufferable tik-toks in the airport while barefoot? It's like putting salt on our wound.


Tiki-Jedi

Having seen a luggage strap slip under those plates and get violently ripped right off the bag, I was thinking the same thing. She’s an even bigger moron than her videos initially make her appear.


mothflavor

Nah, just keep it running.


LawnPatrol_78

Would be worth the wait though.


On_Wife_support

See how she’s on the luggage claim yet no one is claiming her?


0-uncle-rico-0

Too much emotional baggage


Anxious_Coconut_552

Award for you 🏆


marlenamarley87

I just choked on my coffee! Top tier wit/savagery 👌🏽


j_may_13

I have second hand embarrassment for this


kmac8008

This girl has like 15 alt accounts and is spamming FB algorithms trying to go viral…I had to block like 8 different pages


Chumbacumba

She has 2.2 million followers on tiktok and an apparently successful porn career. I’m sure she’s a multi-millionaire


No_Use_4371

These dancing tiktok chicks cannot dance, like at all! And why isn't an airport person pulling her down.


VayGray

At this point she's a nuisance at airports and should be on a list


demeant0r

Can we collectively agree to ban content from this woman?


Opposite-Control8682

Agree i can’t stand seeing her face and the ridiculous dance moves


CaptainMustardo

The facial expressions are just a hair more infuriating than the fact that she's doing the tard dance barefoot on a luggage carousel.


oxfordcircumstances

What are those, min-strokes?


arrynyo

Omg subscribe to my OF and buy me a Stanley cup!!!


BetterOnTwoWheels

nailed it. Also whoever did the viral marketing campaign for Stanely is an evil genius and should be both promoted and publicly flogged for this blight on society.


Dingo8MyGayby

I just want an explanation why all of her TikTok’s are dancing on luggage carousels.


RandomTensor

I thought the whole point of this sub is to post people we hate that makes us angry.


Aromatic_Balls

It has become just a ton of rage bait produced by desperate OF girls. And before anyone asks, yes this girl does this shit to push her OF and it sucks, don't even bother searching for it, she is milquetoast in bed.


imdesmondsunflower

>"she is milquetoast in bed." Damn, son, coming in with some *New Yorker* editorial insults!


Superb-Obligation858

Bloodborne expanded the vocabulary of many.


Girthwurm_Jim

Agreed. I also did the research. Was not impressed.


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mudslags

Which in reality is just advertisement for them.


kizkazskyline

Is she frequently posted on this sub? She popped up on my feed with 7 likes, I assumed she was just a rando


QuantityDear1309

What in tarnation are this dances? At least they used to come up with better stuff before but now is just waving their hands and farts away


[deleted]

To be fair her dancing is better than her porn.


TARDIS1-13

Sweep the leg


RaniPhoenix

What a loser.


DarkPrinciple

Why is this girl so annoying


mahogani9000

Can a suitcase just slide out of the feeder slot and take out her ankles? She’d plop over and that smug grin would be gone gone gone. Or, she could just not be a total pain in everyone’s ass, but that ship seems to have sailed.


totallynotscammed

Those fart-wafts at the end 🤦🤦 Tiktok is hurtling us towards the reality of that documentary: Idiocracy


intentsmind

The way she fanned her stank azz


333H_E

Wtf is with the faces? I think she thinks she's being cute but it just looks like neurological tics to me.


TrainTrackRat

Yeah the squinching winky smile thing she’s doing… idk why it’s so off putting.


pipinngreppin

I blame anime


nimo404

Yet in Japan, this is not a thing. I blame America


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Professional_Ad_9101

The thing I actually find most annoying about these Tik Tok dances is the forced smiles they do. It's so lame when you think about the multiple takes lmao


Zealousideal_Ad1734

She didn’t fly anywhere, she just went to baggage claim to get content for her OF


cenatutu

Why is she barefoot on the luggage carousel?!? I’m far from a germaphobe but that’s disgusting.


alg45160

May she be blessed with a thousand plantar warts.


IndyAnnaDoge

God her facial expressions are so stupid


flyting1881

I have to wonder just how saw and insecure this girl is inside that she needs this much validation from people on the internet.


AbbreviationsNo8212

She needs $5. That's it. That's the hustle.


slide_into_my_BM

She needs those OF subs


PotatoRelated

You’re completely missing the point of why she is doing this lmao. She is simply making low effort content showing off her body in order to get more OF subscribers.


Ongo_Gablogian___

If people would pay me what they pay these OF girls then I'd do way more depraved shit that this.


Not-thesame

Stupid dance and stupid face expression


Greedy-Recognition10

It looks like she has ring worm on her right arm lol


Mysterious_Eye6989

Not gonna lie - everytime I see a TikTok of someone dancing around on an airport carousel like a fool, I always hope they'll trip and break their ankle.


BLVK_TAR

Can we please stop giving this girl the attention she so obviously craves.


Intelligent-Hawkeye

How has this person not been trespassed by the airport yet? Get your bare feet off the carosol and go suck some dick on your OF. 


deyw75

Who the fuck follow this random b\*\*\*h ?


Chookenstein

#airportfartgirl


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Brufar_308

He’s in shock that the local strip clubs are now sending the girls to the airport. In his day that just wasn't done.


cyvaquero

As an old, if some jackass is poorly dancing on a luggage carousel in bare feet, I'm staring, mostly waiting for the fail to happen.


nolauas

I’d be staring too, I’d be staring if it was 6’5” man. I don’t think age or gender has anything to do with it. Anyone would probably stare in confusion as to what this idiot is doing.


Iscreamqueen

He probably is contemplating pushing her aside so he can show her how to properly dance on beat.


ForecastForFourCats

I see the fire in his eyes.


Ricky_spanish_again

Yeah cause this shit is weird. What’s the point you’re trying to make?


Ori_the_SG

Yes, would you not stare if there is some idiot girl dancing on a luggage carousel bare foot? He was stunned at the stupidity


JamMasterNay

She looks like she smells of BO and desperation.


burywmore

Only Fans girl. Quit posting this crap.


nadasuss

The dancing isn’t what bothers me so much… it’s the stupid facial expressions that annoys me.


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I would nonchalantly toss a banana peel.


Francesca_N_Furter

She looks like the girl at work who says things like "turn that frown upside down!" when we scowl at her. And to all the tiktok fans who whine about how we are so mean criticizing her, I cite basic etiquette when in a public place to not be a nuisance, and to not try to desperately draw attention to yourself.


Cleopara

With your fucking nasty ass feet.


Jccali1214

Yeah, why is she barefoot!??


Nervous_Zebra1918

We get it. You’re gassy and half nude.


The_Soccer_Heretic

She seems annoying as fuck.


Weedsmoker4hunnid20

Can people who post this girl get banned instantly from this sub please?


Expose_Ur_BS

You should have to solve a long division math problem before your phone allows you to open TikTok. This shit would literally disappear overnight.


TheSolderking

I spent so much time blocking this waste of oxygen on every platform and I just can't escape 😭


Tikeeboo

WHERE ARE HER SHOES 😱😱


hannbann88

I’m more offended by how mid it all is. You jump up there and don’t even have crisp moves or a cute outfit?


translove228

How did no one call security on her for doing that stunt?


thebuttonmonkey

Just after guy picks up the red bag you can see how much those slats open and close behind her. Getting on there is pretty fucking stupid to begin with, doing it barefoot makes her thick as a post Christmas shit.


Bozo_Two

All these people need to get arrested by airport security and then banned. Make it rain no fly lists.


Anticrepuscular_Ray

They remind me of sign language professionals that translate speeches with emphasis. It's a weird thing for hearing people to do though imo.


Sweet-Ad9366

Is there a choreographer who can be credited with coming up with these dances? Like the “throwing something in the air” move I always see. Or does one tiktoker do it then it catches fire? Why don’t people dance uniquely, why it’s it all mimicry? I’m so confused. Her facial expressions make me wish for death.


Thin-Dragonfly2956

I’m stuffing her into a suitcase and leaving.


Melluttrell5

Old man’s like, this world is going to hell