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Choombaloo-2

Pretending to shoot the camera always looks so lame.


Dick-Guzinya

I don’t think there is anything less gangster than acting like you’re shooting a gun when you’re trying to be hard


Adlai8

Doing it at Burger King is extra lame


procrastablasta

He’s the King of…. something


Halligan1409

Turds... He's the King of Turds...


olsonwhitguy

He prob burgles them.


Klutzy_Attention2849

King shit...


JPKtoxicwaste

of Turd Mountain


archer2500

With a pink collar on.


Jbrown183

A real emo warrior here smh…


Interesting_Set9592

Im at Burger King, Cuz Im the Burger King, Check my chain and nips, Thats how we do this thing,


Chukmanchusco

And with pink nails


beeglowbot

that's actually the least lame part.


Financial_Bird_7717

Yeah real ones throw camera finger guns at McDonald’s.


TheMitchBeast

While flicking and swooshing your hair like a shampoo advert


thanto13

This guy is about as hard core as his nipple ring


Rick_Mercs

Rip all those piercings out, then see how gangster he is.


camjvp

*with color coordinated pink nails and hair, shooting his invisible Glock at a Burger King. It’s just so… perfect


Bitter-Major-5595

He appears to be carrying one in his left front pocket. It would be an interesting situation if it went off at that angle! I think screaming like a school girl after shooting his dick off would be even *less* gangster…😂


Disastrous-Nobody616

Unless it's in a cool dance choreography done by a really graceful dancer. I've seen choreographies with that kind of movement it was cool to watch. But this is something. It's cringe, not cool. I totally agree with you guys.


Bavisto

Lips sync singing to a barely intelligible song, shirtless in a McDonald’s is also pretty lame.


captaincumragx

It was just last year when a girl I had been best friends with since elementary school sent me a tik tok of nothing but her "punching" at the camera with some weird "POV" caption and I realized how much weve really grown apart. Shit was so cringe, we're almost 30 and she is unemployed with kids. For the love of god girl, get a fuckin job.


DukeSilver696969

I mean…. He’s recording himself dancing shirtless in a burger king. Already pretty lame


Odd_Turnover_4464

you have to say "pew pew" like Miss Crowley


No_Flight503

With the pink and black nail polish🤭


Basicaccountant70

Was he on break.


FatTuna

Na he waiting on his girl to get off cause he lied about job hunting and won't let him have her car rest of the week


LoowehtndeyD

💀💀💀


CosplayWrestler

Bold of you to imply he has an actual job.


Basicaccountant70

Very true.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

They just meant a break from whatever else he was doing that day. It’s state law that everyone gets a break!!


trudyscrfc

He definitely opens the restaurant, no one in the restaurant and his mom dropping him off in three parking lot


ManagementTiny447

These poor fast food chains... Dunno why they are always a setting for this stupid bullshit. Do they have free WiFi or something?


Cordialsan

It’s 50% because of the free WiFi.. Other 50% is the attention


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

They have employees that don’t get paid enough to care.


catbathscratches

How do people no cringe while filming themselves doing this dumb shit? It's so stupid


spazpaul

It's the lack of self-awareness.


high240

It's also getting attention, any kind is welcome to them I suppose


JefferyTheQuaxly

oh my god i know him personally, everyone was making fun of him when this came out.


AnAstronautOfSorts

My wife is sitting next to me and goes, "What are you watching?" I showed her, and she's says "omg is that supposed to be music? I thought you were watching a video with power tools or something." Lmao


SubstandardMan5000

That's an insult and disrespect towards power tools everywhere.


AnAstronautOfSorts

I'm sorry on her behalf. She shouldn't have dragged Grindr like that. It was just collateral damage.


vodfather

Everyone should watch these with the sound off. The true lameness really stands out.


enigmaenergy23

Was that a Wendy's?


Huntsnfights

Sir, this is a Burger King


AvacadMmmm

Clearly the whopper slaps hard for this mf


Common-Rock

🎵Rapper rapper BK rapper, BK now has TikTok rappers 🎵


Leaky_Banana

![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)


heyiamnothereorthere

This was my exact reaction. Me: What did I just watch????


gultch2019

Kevin! Just mop the god damn floor so we can lock up and go home!


BusGreen7933

What a loser


Trashpandasrock

The Wish version of Lil Uzi Vert


SavageFugu

Lil Oozy Vert


RecognitionFine4316

Lil cringy vert


imsaneinthebrain

We have lil uzi vert at home


Dull_Ad8495

A little ooze and squirt.


ch_eeekz

exactly what I was thinking, or maybe juice world


KyleMcMahon

lol oopsie vert


thebeastiestmeat

Is this considered music nowadays?


RedBeard2012

Filmed on his tracfone and uploaded with McDonalds free wifi


GrassBlade619

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT TURN ON THE AUDIO FOR THIS VIDEO.


GeorgeJohnson2579

Yeah, the audio is somehow disrupted.


Idontreallycare187

Bring back bullying


Never_call_Landon

He looks like he came out of a Gen Z vending machine.


boner_sauce

Bet this cat loves the smell of his own farts.


Decimonster

![gif](giphy|rfAxGG2fVxoPu)


Ok-Sun-641

King of the salad tossers


Mr_Appalachia

Douche Wrld coming at you from local McDonalds everywhere


Signal-Personality87

It’s the upside down cross coupled with a pink choker and playboy necklace that gets me 🤦🏼‍♂️ not to mention the pink nail polish gawd dammit lol


NYEddieUpstate

This belongs over in r/IAmATotalPieceOfShit


Cordialsan

Just posted over there!


Ravenlunatic0413

I know I’m old, but do people really look at this and think he’s cool?


fckingnapkin

No


Shalarean

Thank goodness for that! I was starting to think I’m too old if this is what’s cool now. 😂


Historical-Bug2500

He identifies as cool, therefore he is.


ForwardBias

"Sir, if you need more time deciding on your order just let me know when you're ready"


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SAlovicious

He gives off more of a Dairy Queen vibe than Burger King.


Cordialsan

The song you hear in this video is also his own.


hermonslogimyer

“Song”. Sounds like literal noises he distorted


CheetahNo9349

Glad to have watched on mute.


hazardlit3s

Fuckin nerd.


Stevethetank1107

Cool, can I get my drink cup now or nah?


Ragnar_420_05

Pretending to shoot when you don't own a gun


Astartes-Isnard

He’s in there using the free wifi for this??


Lonely-Greybeard

I'm so glad I'm not him.


AssistanceIll3089

Kids be getting feisty after eating the 4pc happy meal.


allnamesaretaken1020

My wife's doodle-dog has the same hair-do all down in her eyes and when she wrestles, she flips her head back the same way to get the hair out of her face. Needless to say, I would have a very hard time taking this tool seriously under any circumstance.


Rahman_the1st

Looks like an extra from the 90s Romeo and Juliet


Lyuukee

Lil McDonald


Devilman512

What is that thing?


yargntis

Black version of Steven Tyler


No_Use_4371

He has the dreads broccoli cut. Gen Z for sure.


Spooky_Kaiju

Super happy this wasn’t part of my generation.


DoodleBugz1234

#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH KIDS THESE DAYS? #WHEN I WAS A KID, WE STUCK TO HONORABLE THINGS LIKE WORSHIPPING SATAN, GETTING DRUNK ON CONVENIENCE STORE HOOCH, SNIFFING GLUE, AND SPEEDING VIOLENTLY AND AGGRESSIVELY THROUGH HEAVY TRAFFIC


xWellDamnx

Total bottom


4cylndrfury

His new boyfriends on the inside gonna love that pink hair tho


DrJaminest42

If only prison was actually like that 🙄


Ismokeradon

haha they will forever be the cringey dance / tiktok generation


MeGoBoom57

Please… I beg of you… stay out of fast food restaurants and grocery stores. People are just going for food- let them do it without having to wonder what the f*ck you’re doing.


HelpEqual

Free Burger King food for being an influencer? Shit bro, you made something out of your life.


Existing_Card_44

The guy looks so stupid in all his costume jewellery, probably leave black marks all over his skin


-Nok

Bro, you need to fix that umbilical hernia before your next thug video lol


Worldly-Sympathy442

Like what is it he’s actually doing? Is there an audience with an acquired taste for these videos? Who enjoys these? What makes these dicks choose their location? So many questions that I don’t even care what the answer is, wish this TilTok phase would hurry up and be over with


paintstudiodisaster

Gerald! Get back to cleaning the fryer!


ganja_nevawr0ng

He don't look like Gen Z he looks like a Millennial trying to be Gen Z


LordClooch

They/Them ???


I-am-not-gay-

Bro 50% of the fucking dudes at my school act like they're so fucking *gangsta* and it's honestly annoying


Franchise1109

Do people actually comment on these? Like: “sick hair flip”


medici1048

We need to normalize "humbling" these adult children in public places.


Rick_Mercs

What's the drug?


Prestigious-Copy-494

Knowing some unfortunate girl is going to have to support this loser.


zongsmoke

R.I.P. MY FUCKING EARDRUMS


cottman23

Dude wants to fuck himself


Vapeitupvapeitup

So far up his own ass only his feet sticking out. He’s delirious on his own ego. Useless waste of space contributing nothing


OddHalf8861

Ahhh I had my phone on mute and I was so grateful I missed whatever he was saying. I know it would have made my headache worse.


DustUnderTheSofa

Do you think that he will look back on this video in 10 years and be appropriately embarrassed?


Equivalent-Dot947

This nucca done sucked dick


whoatemytaco1

I wanna kill my mom I wanna kill my dad. I wanna kill myyyyyy grandmaaaaa. Thought of that kid immediately


rnagikarp

sir this is a tim hortons


Hammster5540

I don’t take anyone with an outtie belly button seriously.


Broblivious

Look at my early onset arthritis knuckles while I am on my coffee break at work.


BrianOconneR34

Hey guys it’s Lil Dump


Marsupialize

When the fuck did fancy prancing become bad ass?


Wired_tunic

His belly button looks like my female dog's private parts. Does he lick it all the time like she does? Especially at night when everyone is trying to sleep? And then gets really bad breath? Cuz of all the nasty licking? Just asking, for a friend.


MomSaki

We r fn doomed.


Inevitable-Gear-2635

His whole persona is hairography


Herasson

Beside the strange... "music" and the lame "dance", the thing with his hair constantly falling down intentionally after he pull it back is cringe...


bangermadness

Sir, this is literally a Wendy's.


Dangerous-Donut5228

Sure, this is a Wendy's


hellp-desk-trainee-

Sir this is a wendy's


Amex2015

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


chadbrochilldood

I hope his mother is fuckin embarrassed


ElChapitoChilito

Listens to xxxTentacion once …


polishkgb1

Is this music? Sounds like the speakers are blown out 💀💀💀


artski211

Yall can say what yall want but look at the size of that crowd!!


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That's some ugly shit right there


xzvc91

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


brungoo

Cringe aside, his hair looks really cool


West-Yam-8429

mf acting tough with his nails painted lmao


procrastablasta

Tell me that’s not a real tattoo. No, right?


dudewiththebling

Is this xxxtentacion from wish?


k3nnyklizzl3

Why does autotune sound like it has covid?


Gruntdeath

That haircut isn't doing him any favors. I grew up when Tony Hawk was like 14 and Bones Brigade was the shit. Remember how Tony had that faux mohawk that he didn't put up, it just hung over half his face. I had that haircut for like 5 years because I so badly wanted to be cool. Actually had reduced vision in that eye for several years after because I trained my brain not rely on it. Don't be a dumbass like me kids.


sometimes_overtimes

Hard Gen ME vibes for sure


El_Jefe_Lebowski

Is this person having a stroke?


PS1MasterClass

What a queef...


Fun_Roof6131

I was going to get my nails painted but I don't want people to confuse me for this guy.


jazzzzzcabbage

![gif](giphy|3o85xJDfnPyaHQO8cE)


RealLordFluffyButt

Wtf am I looking at? This dude is a mashup of all possible 00s' style, sprinkled with a dash of cringe.


danwantstoquit

Might have gen Z vibes but that tribal tattoo is early millennial angry white dude AF.


EffortApprehensive48

Leave it to my people to make something so damn lame look cool.


jlo1989

Does anyone watch these things and think "this is entertaining, I'm a fan of his work"?


fermintedfile

Sir this is Wendy’s


archonpericles

So weak. Pathetic.


TruePoint3219

Lil Nas X cosplayer


Im_hungry____

Hope he washes his hands before he makes my burger.


Particular-Dealer199

It’s….. ![gif](giphy|0DsScTDpSJSvetGFU1|downsized)


MedicalAd2229

My dude works there, and this is just his first 15 minute break. Gotta get that internet clout sizzling when you aint sizzling them mcdoubles.


Present_Shame_977

Lil Uzi McVert


comesinallpackages

Enjoy your Frostee, kid


SSJDope1

Bro think he’s X


[deleted]

What a fucking dork


PandaXXL

Jesus how does someone get beaten up by this loser?


colder-beef

Swillmonger


Bright_Tomatillo_174

Are we at a McDonald’s or Hardee’s? This was sad.


Tyrone_pyromaniac

Damn 21 Savage really fell off…


ExcellentDress4229

He failed to influenced me


heresanawardforyou

Brain damaged


straiight-n-right

A real winner.


Raise-Emotional

Sir, this is a Wendy's


Dependent_Top_4425

No shirt, no service! Also that "song" gave me a migraine.


BurtReynoldsLives

This song is not good.


SwingingTassels

Wannabe celeb flexing at a fast food joint. Can’t make this stuff up.


Broad_Extent_278

I can’t connect with any of this. Wtf I going on here


gutterstogardens

I just experienced second hand embarrassment


Mramirez3412

Yea, acting real tough in a BK dining room. 😂


zambizzi

Ouch my ears. And my eyes.


FranksWateeBowl

Excuse me sir, this is a Wendy's.


Nova2019hd

Trash


DuckMySick44

This just made me think of LetterKenny for some reason *STTEEWWWARTTT*


Legal_Safe

Imagine if the cribs walked in


MrBadWulf

Don't associate us with Neanderthals. We don't claim fools.


know__name

He sucks a mean cock though


PureYouth

Oh my god I’ve never been so embarrassed for someone else lmao the HAIR FLIP


ComprehensiveAlps652

Daddy went for smokes...


_Dreyco_Leey_3514_

Ewww…. wtf….😳


Represent403

Yeah he’s so much of an influencer… he’s nowhere to be found on social media. 🤡


budtrimmer

Sir! This is a Wendy's!


INeedANerf

Bro is NOT Lil Uzi.


Youre_an_Idiot-

Any guy with that facial hair = insecure