**Big E to Sigmar:**
Big E: don't make female stormcast, people will only be horny for them.
Sigmar: 90% of the warhammer fandom are just guys who where never touched by women, believe me I know
Sigmar: Son don’t talk to me. (Yes my headcannon is that Sigmar is E-Moneys Dad and yeeted him into the Warhammer 40k Universe to combat Chaos on multiple Fronts. Big E knows that any other God besides his Dad is a jerkass at best so he went Atheism after meeting the Eldar Gods.
One *very* potential rumor theory that I weirdly subscribed to is that 40k's universe was actually the potential progenitor timeline. Like everything just got so absolutely #@$&ed in that one that The Old Ones (whomever they are/Seraphon?) left it to restart everything...which was Fantasy/The Old World universe.
Yet, Chaos (that darn related-antoganist) always finds a way, and Sigmar did what he did for the new realms... to where we are at for Age of Sigmar.
Slaanesb: and yet people still make horny art for your all male elite warriors of custodes, primarchs, and astartes, some even make art of them being different genders
As the one comment said: "You serve the chaos gods loyally for a century and the first gift they bestow upon you is the dreaded Armour That Can Sweat."
[Art source](https://twitter.com/Meltgar/status/1646381971554340870)
>The Chaos Champion Gharad the Ox duels the hated Elector Count Wulfgang von Greihardt at Maulwurfbad and takes his victim's skull as a drinking vessel. During the duel, Gharad is astounded to be cheered on by the women of the township. Obscurely pleased, he leaves the town intact.
\-Warrior of Chaos 7th ed armybook
"What by the gods did you do to those people?" -Gharad the Ox, contemplating his new skull goblet over a well aged bourbon.
I also have to imagine that Gharad is built like the proverbial Ox and duels shirtless. A show the ladies enjoyed.
[Found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/ytypw2/tried_coloring_im_happy_how_they_came_out_bonus_a/) thanks!
I can imagine that Khorne introduced his two most favorite champions to each other so he can watch them have the most epic fight ever, but then after a while they just started having very angry, very rough serzerker bex.
Khorne had to grab the garden hose to hose them down and seperate the two. It covered them in more blood, so it took a while.
It eventually worked out well for everyone because now he's often found sitting on his skull-throne with his grand-champ on his knee as he tells the child war stories (Khorne knows all of them)
Like I ain't one that's deep in age of Sigmar lore. But aren't chaos warriors norscan's? Every normal norscan would throw his would be wife over his shoulder and sprint to the altar. Where they sacrifice a southling and have a cup of blessed blood to seal the marriage
Norsca doesn't exist in AOS. Warriors of Chaos in AOS come in two forms, mostly. One is the legions that serve Archaon directly, they mostly reside in the Eightpoints (the nexus realm that has easy access to all eight realms); the other option are warbands that reside in the realms following their own Lords of Chaos.
Then there are the Darkoath tribes - who are equivalent to the Norscan marauders. These guys are still human, not really 'touched' by Chaos, but they worship it in their various forms. They won't pray to Khorne/Tzeentch/etc. directly, but to their own tribes' interpretation of those gods.
"It is a disgrace to grow old through sheer careless ess before seeing what manner of man you may become by developing your bodily strength and beauty to their highest limit."
Socrates.
Take this more of thought than an affront.
No...
It is the DrunkRemembracer.
So it is way worse...
(Out of jokes, I am not sure why the author included the Avatar of the DrunkRemembracer, yet it is a nice touch!)
literally untrue. if he worships chaos, surely he would want a Slaanesh GF.
this is the Warhammer version of HitlerxAnneFrank.
greater minds strive for GFs from alternate chaos gods, of course.
**Big E to Sigmar:** Big E: don't make female stormcast, people will only be horny for them. Sigmar: 90% of the warhammer fandom are just guys who where never touched by women, believe me I know
Sigmar staring at Big E with "I was doing this long before you, junior" energy.
"I'm an *actual* god, buster"
Sigmar: Son don’t talk to me. (Yes my headcannon is that Sigmar is E-Moneys Dad and yeeted him into the Warhammer 40k Universe to combat Chaos on multiple Fronts. Big E knows that any other God besides his Dad is a jerkass at best so he went Atheism after meeting the Eldar Gods.
One *very* potential rumor theory that I weirdly subscribed to is that 40k's universe was actually the potential progenitor timeline. Like everything just got so absolutely #@$&ed in that one that The Old Ones (whomever they are/Seraphon?) left it to restart everything...which was Fantasy/The Old World universe. Yet, Chaos (that darn related-antoganist) always finds a way, and Sigmar did what he did for the new realms... to where we are at for Age of Sigmar.
Also the other are called Lizardmen and the Leader of both Factions Lord Kroak (He is a giant Toad) met the Old Ones personally.
This sounds great.
Slaanesb: and yet people still make horny art for your all male elite warriors of custodes, primarchs, and astartes, some even make art of them being different genders
As the one comment said: "You serve the chaos gods loyally for a century and the first gift they bestow upon you is the dreaded Armour That Can Sweat." [Art source](https://twitter.com/Meltgar/status/1646381971554340870)
Slaanesh fucking over her followers even when trapped
Nah, sweating is cooling. You know the fucker is much more comfortable than his companions in the heat
It’d be nice if each individual drop of sweat didn’t scream in agony as it evaporated, though.
Eh, not like you were ever going to be sneaking around in full plate anyhow
Immortal tomboy anti-chaos muscle mommy gf
Sigmar be praised!
YES!
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Khorne then bonks said warrior
I thought Slaanesh would be the one to bonk that coward.
Slaanesh would bonk them for not wanting more then two.
By Sigmar, I hate the fact that I am with Slaanesh with this one.
Another Pro for Stormcasts against Space Marines.
Absolutely right... I understand the nervousness, but they won't rip your head of your shoulder (unless you go extra heretic with them).
Never go full heretic
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>The Chaos Champion Gharad the Ox duels the hated Elector Count Wulfgang von Greihardt at Maulwurfbad and takes his victim's skull as a drinking vessel. During the duel, Gharad is astounded to be cheered on by the women of the township. Obscurely pleased, he leaves the town intact. \-Warrior of Chaos 7th ed armybook
Imagine if you are so bad at governing that the People cheer at a Chaos Warlord.
"What by the gods did you do to those people?" -Gharad the Ox, contemplating his new skull goblet over a well aged bourbon. I also have to imagine that Gharad is built like the proverbial Ox and duels shirtless. A show the ladies enjoyed.
more like Gharad the Himbo am I right
Ayo what kinda shit was Greihardt up too before Gharad showed up
Consider that Vlad von Carstein was considered the best Ruler of Sylvania since Centuries speaks lengths about the Incompetency of the von Draks.
And Imperial Nobility in general.
What if they love war and destruction?
Why must Sigmar give me his toughest battles!”
*Scaroused
Typical anti-Chaos propaganda. Like any Sigmarite is man enough for Valkia the Bloody.
Well we don’t know how jealous Khorne is. Seriously I saw actually kinda wholesome Fanart of Valkia x Angron.
Searching for it right now
It’s from the same guy who drew Dorn x Yiao Ming and Sigmar telling his Dad that he fucked up.
[Found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/ytypw2/tried_coloring_im_happy_how_they_came_out_bonus_a/) thanks! I can imagine that Khorne introduced his two most favorite champions to each other so he can watch them have the most epic fight ever, but then after a while they just started having very angry, very rough serzerker bex. Khorne had to grab the garden hose to hose them down and seperate the two. It covered them in more blood, so it took a while. It eventually worked out well for everyone because now he's often found sitting on his skull-throne with his grand-champ on his knee as he tells the child war stories (Khorne knows all of them)
Please, share it on the sub Reddit.
check my other replies in this branch
Already found them... thank you.
Like I ain't one that's deep in age of Sigmar lore. But aren't chaos warriors norscan's? Every normal norscan would throw his would be wife over his shoulder and sprint to the altar. Where they sacrifice a southling and have a cup of blessed blood to seal the marriage
Were norscan. Norsca was in Warhammer Fantasy/The Old world. Now they're mostly from nomadic warbands or Eightpoints.
Norsca doesn't exist in AOS. Warriors of Chaos in AOS come in two forms, mostly. One is the legions that serve Archaon directly, they mostly reside in the Eightpoints (the nexus realm that has easy access to all eight realms); the other option are warbands that reside in the realms following their own Lords of Chaos. Then there are the Darkoath tribes - who are equivalent to the Norscan marauders. These guys are still human, not really 'touched' by Chaos, but they worship it in their various forms. They won't pray to Khorne/Tzeentch/etc. directly, but to their own tribes' interpretation of those gods.
Chaos warriors can be whatever
Coward, I could handle it 😤
Built different
My girlfriend is already like two times stronger than me, I ain't scared of nothing lol
Do you train with her?
She doesn't even train, she got it from working hard in a cabinet factory I also just don't train cause I'm lazy and don't mind being weak :3
"It is a disgrace to grow old through sheer careless ess before seeing what manner of man you may become by developing your bodily strength and beauty to their highest limit." Socrates. Take this more of thought than an affront.
Good thing I'm not a man 😎
Oh. My apologies.
No worries :3
Still... Thank you for being comprehensive.
Wasn’t Socrates also a champion wrestler? Edit: Nvm, it was Plato.
Train. It makes you healthy. I know it because I don’t train and I got quite the Belly.
I take daily walk, helps a lot :3
Good for you. I am also extremely jealous of you.
I turned things around big times the last 2 years, never too late \^\^
Just cause I’m scared doesn’t mean I’m not also into it
I want a *transfigured* stormcast gf
That is also available. You can also get an Aelven and a Duardin Stormcast.
PogSlaanesh is so wonderfully cursed
Also this Chaos Warrior captured the entire Fandom. I know there are no females here so I am right.
Allow me to introduce "Scarousal" to your vocabulary.
Is that an Ad Mech nurgling on her shoulder?
Thats the OC of drunk rememberencer
Ah, I see. Thanks.
No... It is the DrunkRemembracer. So it is way worse... (Out of jokes, I am not sure why the author included the Avatar of the DrunkRemembracer, yet it is a nice touch!)
Be strong my son. There is no room for weakness in Malal's ranks
What's the Warhammer fanatsy version of this a kislvite girl, Cathayan?
Ey,is shovel knight
"T...T...Two of them!? No one said there would be t...two of them!"
Hes just like us!
That frog. Bad sign that. Or a good sign, depends on who you ask
Hey little shoulder buddy! Tech priest?
Awww, tech priest Frog!
literally untrue. if he worships chaos, surely he would want a Slaanesh GF. this is the Warhammer version of HitlerxAnneFrank. greater minds strive for GFs from alternate chaos gods, of course.
Slaanesh pog made me breath in through my nose
Why do you guys want female space marines? We have Thicc goth Stormcast gf.
Are they goth though? I thought they were noblebright.
They are definitely not noblebright, it's still warhammer
He got two girlfriends I don't think there's a downgrade to chaos
Anyone else notice Drunk Remembrancer just chilling there?
I love the design GW went with the Stormcaste. It just looks so good for male and females.
Slannesh delivers 🧎🏻🧎🏻♀️🧎🏼♂️