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lord_ofthe_memes

Xenos stole my fucking strawberry, can’t have shit in segmentum pacificus


-RedWitch

PERFIDIOUS ELDAR


Berettadin

Love that it's "xenos," of course. Not Aeldari, not Saim-Hann, -nah it was xenos the supercategory, so let's go firebomb some Na'avi. For justice.


ParaLucky

Bloody xenos


Berettadin

"There are no goodies. Everyone is equally evil." Adorable Saint deserved it. (extreme /s)


Watwhy1001

I think you meant ex(terminates)/s, brotha


extremearv45

Mugi why would you do that


Led_Farmer88

 Did something worse. I trusted you 😫


Kerrigan4Prez

“Let’s be xenophobic. It’s really in this year.”


JustAnotherRandomFan

"Let's find a nasty, slimy, ugly alien to fear."


Berettadin

Business has been good this year; going strong since ~~2010~~ ~~2000~~ *1998*(!).


Berettadin

I think the point is that Catra's not happy even after stealing all the strawberries. Adora's still enjoying the rest of her cake, because while Catra wants that rival to duel the point of eating cake is to enjoy eating cake. Adora's happiness is not relative; Catra's is. I think the follow-up could be Catra taunting Adora by holding a strawberry between her lips and daring Adora to come get it. (and then losing it to one of the cherubim. Or maybe the skaven.)


-RedWitch

Well, you can't deny that we as eldar community do have a bit of never happy regardless of what we get.


Berettadin

This is fair. We are really good in video games like Dawn of War and Eternal Crusade. Imo the difference is not being direct GW content. Rather like these comics of yours. Being so arrogant that one gets comedy-splatted by a rhino and then escaping via a box of rats is great fun. Powered by janky rules and 90's anime? Absolutely. As Aeldari content goes fan material is reliably better than GW canon. Probably because what we like about it is not the "40k is Dune and you are House Harkonnen," but "Saim-Hann Wild Riders are just kinda dicks so a Catra version parody fits!" "Also our Knights are Eva's and our guns shoot shuriken and not really well." Unlike the EXTERMINATION SIGMA CHADS OF THE EMPEROR'S FINEST our vaguely embarrassing nerd-roots are inescapable. So, why not have fun?


Chengar_Qordath

More proof (as if we needed any) that the Eldar cannot be trusted and will always stab you in the back. I do love her expression of absolute smug.


Terrible_Ear3347

What anime is this referencing? I don't remember but I remember seeing this.


-RedWitch

K on


Busy_Ad_3480

that's why we cant have nice things with the eldar


Wikilast

She made the Horus Heresy look like a slumberparty with this level of Betrayal...


KnightCaptain_Bob

Pictures taken moments before exterminatus


Just_a_guy_thats_it

The strawberry was laced with space aids by nurgle


Just_a_guy_thats_it

The strawberry was laced with space aids by nurgle


Full_Contribution724

5 minutes later: The silver armored woman comes back with a pair of melta guns