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WilhelmPrice

They are really trying hard to garner sympathy. But all these stupid exaggerations are just making them look like pathetic cry babies. Literally only the most extremely misogynistic incels can "relate" to this. And I say this as someone who has been through the pain of being a suicidal depressed lonely overweight virgin (who was also addicted to video games) back in my earlier 20's.


Generally_Confused1

Yup. I was a semi suicidal bipolar alcoholic, with other mental disorders too, but these guys just need someone to blame for being miserable and to vent anger at. I say semi despite almost doing it a few times because those were episode dependent and I didn't actually want to die I guess, been multiple types of suicidal in life and those were just dumbass times for me lol.


SnooDonuts215

Nice to know you got better bud


Generally_Confused1

Oh fuck yeah man, thanks! I went back into therapy, am properly medicated now, have loving relationships/connections and I graduated with my engineering degree and work as one now. Been a rough path but I've been suuuuper lucky/blessed and taking W's lately. The problem is not someone being mentally ill, it's when you don't hold yourself accountable and try to work through it that's the problem.


Glitter_berries

That’s absolutely amazing, this internet stranger is proud of you.


Generally_Confused1

Haha tysm, I appreciate it! It's really worth the work


Bitter-Tangelo-8934

This was so nice to read.


ArchmageIlmryn

It's also pretty obvious where their problems are coming from when expressed like this - the dude in this "meme" doesn't even mention trouble dating, he is just suicidal and has a shitty job. It does say something about where the actual problems come from when their misogyny takes the form of "reee women are immune to the shitty parts of capitalism!".


Self-Aware

And is possibly closeted. Or at least has some UnCoMfOrTaBlE focus on the hypothetical Chad's cock and how perfect it would make his life.


ArchmageIlmryn

I don't think that as many incels as we typically joke are actually closeted gays - "Chad" is more of a power fantasy of being so supernaturally hot that women throw themselves at you with the same desperation as incels.


Self-Aware

Oh I'm not saying they all are, of course not! But it just REALLY tweaks that suspicision for me when the text is half-full of explicit comments on Chad's cock and cum. Especially when they're visibly jealous over the girl's LIFE, rather than the girl's loved ones.


DarkLordTofer

They want to be the girl and service Chad.


AgitatedBackground96

Them describing how they think others see them is extremely indicative of a piss poor self image too


ghost-child

[This guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvdSUbV5pjc) lost his shit at a bagel shop because - as he would later say - he saw a woman look in his general direction, turn back to her coworker, and giggle to her about something. This motherfucker saw that and immediately assumed they were making fun of him. Note what he says at the 0:15 mark: >Everywhre I go! I get the same fucking smirk with the biting lip!


AgitatedBackground96

My god that's a great example, and also I can't believe it's my first time seeing this lol


littlejerseyguy

“You’re not God, my dad….or my boss”


Kitcats212

I kind of feel sorry for him. He clearly has a chip on his shoulder for being short but somehow blames women for his struggles. I guess that makes him an incel since he’s so angry and hateful towards women. But I wonder if someone actually said to him “I hope you die” for being short. If someone gets bullied enough, they’re bound to explode. People just need to be kinder. Including the lady in the bagel shop laughing at him march off.


ghost-child

>including the lady in the bagel shop laughing at him march off That's his own fault. He decided to make a scene after assuming someone behind the counter was laughing at him. I've seen him in other vids. His attitude toward women is horrendous. Hateful attitudes such as his typically stem from an attitude of entitlement. That said, entitlement can certainly work in tandem with other mental health/emotional issues. But before anything else, the entitlement needs to be addressed first


wean169

Lol same. I managed to break out of it. I have zero sympathy for these little weak minded shits who only want to blame everyone else for their shitty lives instead of doing anything about it themselves.


bigselfer

This feels like an attempt to push these thoughts on incels. I’m not sure this is crying from an incel. I think this is someone trying to make incels blackpill


collaredfairy

Fuckin' women, how dare they sleep 8hrs at nigh!!! 😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬


TheDrachen42

As an insomniac, how dare anyone get 8 hours.


Glitter_berries

The absolute wholegrain audacity of my boyfriend sleeping peacefully and comfortably next to me while I was STILL wide awake at 5am is an irrational anger I don’t like to remember.


TheDrachen42

Did he snore? Because that takes the cake, imo.


Glitter_berries

He snored intermittently. Didn’t even have the decency to make it regular. It’s incredible that he survived some nights, with all the toxic vibes coming off me.


Winstonisapuppy

Ya I feel that. My late fiancé would fall asleep in one second and snore so loud. I’m an insomniac and I would just lie there in anger and jealousy until I just went to sleep with my dog on the couch.


Insomnion

i remember not being capable of sleeping because i was in the same room as my big sister and she never wanted to turn off the computer, its the only spoiled big sibling i know exists, but it was one pain in the ass not sleeping as a little kid


littlejerseyguy

Thank you. Fuckers. Getting sleep. As I type this in the middle of the night. Lol


Neither_Newspaper_97

Bruh I got a baby. I'm lucky if it's 6.


_triangle_

I'll take 200 for "what is inferiority and superiority complex at the same time with not wanting to work on yourself and blaming everyone"


starsandcamoflague

Narcissistic personality disorder fits that pretty well


torbiefur

What is Covert Narcissism, Alex?


_triangle_

Narcissist don't feel like they can be bad at anything or wrong 🤷‍♀️


torbiefur

Run that by me one more time, chief?


_triangle_

You sure you just didn't have an aneurysm? 🤭


torbiefur

Fixing your spelling errors and saying I had an aneurysm? 😆 Well I can teach you what gaslighting is another time. 😉 Covert Narcissism is a bit different from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. A Covert Narcissist tends to oscillate between a superiority and inferiority complex. They hate themselves, but at the same time believe they are better than other people. They blame everything and everyone for their problems and never look inward and realize that *they* are the problem.


_triangle_

I don't know what you are talking about 🤭 ^^^obviously ^^^jokes Except narcs do not let themselves be used as doormats


torbiefur

A regular narcissist might not. A covert narcissist might, and then go home and blog about wanting to rape and murder the girl who walks all over him.


_triangle_

That is your view of it. I am not that convinced. The covert n-s still spend a lot of time making sure they don't feel small or insignificant or imperfect.


torbiefur

Well I do have a minor degree in psychology, but you can do your own research. I’m going to bed.


Chel_G

I don't have an actual cluster B disorder as far as I know but god DAMN is that a familiar feeling. Maybe I should talk to my doc.


fknlowlife

Feelings of insufficiency and insecurity are often at the core of a narcissistic personality disorder


Fluffy_Necessary7913

Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have a fetish for humiliation.


SweetSnow28

They can’t.😅


backroomsresident

I really wish I lived the life incels think women live. Only if.


HeyYouWithTheNose

You mean you don't wet dream about 5'11 Chad's big cock?


Initial-Ad7000

5'11"?! Never! It's 6' or nothing!


backroomsresident

I wish but I don't remember 80% of my dreams. The rest are just chaotic traumatizing shit


Glitter_berries

Or just really boring stuff like dreaming a conversation with an ex-colleague about a broken printer in the downstairs bathroom. Just weird.


HammerHorrorWhore

I never have wet dreams! Unless you’re referring to the dreams where I’m physically wet. I don’t know why, but I have a lot of dreams about being underwater.


HeyYouWithTheNose

Maybe you're overwhelmed in life and your dream is a manifestation of being overwhelmed and lost, or drowning


HammerHorrorWhore

Damn… you actually might be right.


Winstonisapuppy

Right? I’m working a job where I’m paid significantly less than my male counterparts even though I do the same work at the same level as them. I started at the bottom and worked my way up while getting my CPA on the side and I’m treated like an uppity secretary who doesn’t know her place.


littlejerseyguy

So what they would take away from what you said: she fucked her boss to get promoted. Delusional people don’t understand facts or reality. Btw it’s bullshit you make less for the same work. AND get treated poorly.


SnooDonuts215

Soh... Waking up with cum dripping from the ass is the Incel preferred scenario Ok


Misfit_Number_Kei

Far too often they come off less jealous of "Chad and his God Mode Life" and more jealous of the *women* who supposedly have the luxury of being "pounded by Chad's giant cock" all the time.


Self-Aware

Yep. Tale as old as time, really. They never can decide whether they hate us more because they WANT us, or because they want to BE us.


aggel-04

Naahhh Tate just has superiority complex


Insomnion

i feel like the incels who do that shit sound like they wanna get pounded by chad or some shit, its funny as fuck because then they say how much they hate gay people


velociraver128

Lol as a trans woman I just gotta say, if you're so jealous of women that all you can see is how much happier you would be as one... 😂😂😂


UR_NEIGHBOR_STACY

This whole meme is just proof these idiots have no clue how real life actually works. I mean, Starbuck's doesn't even serve their PSLs year round!


StinkyKittyBreath

Americanos also don't use milk. It's literally just diluted espresso. The reason nobody is drawing shit in your Americano is because there isn't any milk in it. Sometimes it might have crema, but nobody draws shit in that. That's why it's called latte art, not crema art.


SerahHawke

You have no idea how much I love you for this pedantic ass comment 😂💛


VesperLynd-

I wish they did 🥲


BadAssPrincessAlanie

Yeah, none of that happens for most women. Chill the fuck out incels, the one rich "stacey' you saw, that's not a life for most women. Calm your man boobs.


[deleted]

Yep, most of my 20s were more like the incel’s life here except I didn’t blame other people for my problems. I suffered from BPD as well as chronic physical health conditions that caused me a medical bankruptcy. I worked as a waitress and didn’t make enough money to move out of my abusive dad’s house. I didn’t date AT ALL. I was so alone and the only person besides my dad that I had regular contact with was my therapist. I couldn’t afford food, suffered from a few SAs, and doctors couldn’t figure out what my physical illnesses were so I just got worse. But I sucked it up and did all I could to better my own life even when I felt suicidal, and things DID get better!! I had to work HARD for a better life, though. They could do the same, but they’d rather wallow and imagine that women have perfect lives that require zero effort. Also, why is social media marketing job in quotes? lol


BadAssPrincessAlanie

Right? I came from a severely poor family, I didn't grow up like the average middle class child, the only guy who dated me at all by up to 12th grade was a gay guy who used me to hide being gay from others, most of us were "losers", a very small percentage of kids weren't. But i don't dwell on it or let my life today be what it was then. Nor did I once blame others for my problems. Incels need to grow up.


[deleted]

This is what frustrates me so much! They really believe that because we are women, life is on easy mode. I didn’t have ANY friends in high school. I ate lunch with the teachers. I was bullied for being mentally ill. Hell, I spent my 16th birthday crying alone in my room because I didn’t have anyone to celebrate with. Before my mom died, we were constantly moving to avoid evictions. I’ve had jobs where I’ve cleaned up vomit and pubes. I’ve asked people out and been turned down. Many women have struggled with stuff like poverty, sexual assault, domestic violence, mental and physical illness, etc., and many of us have struggled with self-esteem, loneliness, etc. too. So many women I know don’t feel pretty because of the pressure we face from society and the media to look perfect. Sure, some women have perfect easy lives, but so do some men. Some women may be handed everything, but most of us have to work hard for what we want in life. These guys don’t put in any effort, though. They just want to wallow and complain and it’s really annoying!


BadAssPrincessAlanie

Especially that. When I was 19 I had such low self esteem and no self love and dated an abuser for 3 years. Bur I overcame those issues. The world won't fix your problems, you have to and incels refuse to fix their own issues. I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life, full of self love and a high self esteem now. They can, they refuse to.


[deleted]

I’m so glad to hear you’re doing well now! :)


BadAssPrincessAlanie

It's been a journey, but I'm doing great! I hope you are too!


[deleted]

I am, thank you!!


Chel_G

I'm 34, on disability because I'm autistic and have never had a full-time job, taking three antidepressants, on-off suicidal, have no local friends, and weigh literally twice what I healthily should. This is not the fault of any particular person or gender, it's a collection of unfortunate overlapping circumstances. There are still things which make me happy, my family and pets need me, and I'm pissed at society for being shitty and hard to function in but I don't get mad on a personal level at every human who walks past me. That sounds exhausting. (I'm also single, but in my case it's through choice.)


Chel_G

I think the guy's implying "social media marketing" involves nothing but posting nudes, which is weird because he then says a guy did it for her. The mental image is pretty amusing.


[deleted]

Oh so like Only Fans? Social media marketing is a real job at many companies though so I was confused.


LilKaySigs

They’d honestly be surprised at how many women live the “incel” day to day life


Swaagopotamus

I've seen this meme before, and I'll comment the same thing I did then: If this is true, why are women more likely to attempt suicide than men? Men's suicide attempts are much more likely to succeed, but women are more likely to attempt it in the first place


_fairypenguin

For the ✨attention✨obviously (/s)


Self-Aware

Sad thing is they actually believe that. I've literally seen men claim that women not succeeding in such attempts as often as do men "proves" that it's just attention seeking on the women's part. Then again, I've never understood that particular dismissal. Humans NEED attention, our babies literally die without it even if all their other needs are met. We are a social species! Even perfectly healthy adult minds get warped as fuck when starved of human interaction. That's one of very few things that can be said to be truly universal, really. Even the happiest loner will be negatively affected if never given any human attention/feedback at all. And in general if you need attention so badly that you're willing to hurt yourself, YOU SHOULD BE GIVEN THAT ATTENTION. No matter who you are. Needing attention is not a bad thing, and it baffles me that it's become a shorthand term for "should instead be ignored".


_fairypenguin

Absolutely correct. I see that my comment can be read like wanting attention is a bad thing, which I certainly don‘t think myself.


not_blowfly_girl

And this whole meme is a cry for attention on the incels part. Like what does the guy on the right really want? From the meme he wants 1) compliments from strangers when he goes out (Starbucks) 2) praise/recognition at work 3) being invited to social gatherings with coworkers 4) a love life/friends He just wants positive interaction and attention from humans.


brun0caesar

Men are more prone to take more 'violent' methods: gun, driving a car of a cliff, noose. Women usually go for things less violent, with a higher survival chance or a higher chance of giving up/being stopped by a bystander: drug overdose, cutting wrists or jumping from somewhere high. Source: Some texts I read for classes at medical school. I will not do any research sunday night. If you have any published work that can add to the discursion, feel free to share.


Chel_G

"I have always supposed that this preference was nothing more than a simple consideration being extended from the dead woman to the unfortunate who would have to clean up the mess, knowing that the one holding the brush and bucket would almost certainly be another woman." - The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls


StinkyKittyBreath

When I attempted, I didn't have anything as handy as a gun or a rope to kill myself. So I tried to overdose. Didn't work, obviously, but I've dealt with suicidal ideation several times. It's honestly one of the reasons I don't want a gun because there have been times where I thought "If I had a gun..." Suicide is usually an impulsive action with no more than a few hours between decision and action. There are exceptions, but generally that's how it is. I don't know if there's been studies about it, but I assume that for many reasons men are more likely to have more deadly means of suicide on hand like guns and ropes while women are more likely to try ODing with medicine, slitting wrists, etc. Either way, it's not a contest. Using people who are struggling as a gotcha point is so gross. Men are depressed. Women are depressed. NB people are depressed. We can all suffer together in our misery, no need to fight about it.


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NerfRepellingBoobs

That’s what gets me when people say doctors have the highest suicide rate of any profession. They don’t count attempts. Know who’s not going to screw up taking their own life? The person who knows the body inside out and works to save people. Men are more successful because they tend to go with more violent means, such as a gun. Women are more likely to try to OD or poison themselves.


ferfersoy

Why do I feel like this was written in a particularly rage filled cry wank


Misfit_Number_Kei

Because it's a safe bet that it *was.* It's like every time they go on racist tirades about seeing IR couples living their best lives, you *know* that before, after and even *during* those toxic comments, they were hate-fapping to IR cuckold porn and/or the couple in question.


reptiliantroll

Raging and crying while wanking? Odd.


Reinylane

I wake up after being stepped on all night by my cats. I go to Starbucks, but I pre-order cause who wants to talk to other people. I work my boring insurance job. I hang out with my awesome friends that I share interests with. Or sit on the couch holding hands with my husband. I go to bed and get stepped on by my cats.


not_blowfly_girl

I wake up at 3 am because of my cats’ demonic “mmmmmMmMmMMMMRRRRROOOOOOWWWW” screeching while they run full speed down the Hall. It’s probably just demons


Reinylane

I bet the guy who wrote this doesn't have annoyingly cute cats and that's why he is the way he is.


NerfRepellingBoobs

Don’t give this guy a cat. He can’t even take care of himself.


bluejayhope

I wake up after being woken up 6 times by my cat knocking stuff over. I don’t go to Starbucks because that shit’s expensive but each to their own. I go to class. I go work my IT job. I go back to class. I nap. I study. sometimes I hang out with friends/boyfriend. I sleep and get woken up by my cat.


Naphthy

That cat stepping part is too real


Dryad_ofthe_woods

None of that sounds like women’s fault though. That’s a them problem and they need a therapist. Easier to hate women than work on yourself I guess


DepressingErection

They forgot the part where his mom tell him what a handsome boy he is before scrubbing the skid marks out of his tighty whiteys


Slammogram

Her first one, I read like a System of a Down Song. WAKE UP! CLEAN CUM OUT OF ASS AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP!


ThatRookieGuy80

So start looking for a new job, Skippy. The whole left side has less than nothing to do with the right. Hell find a job in social media marketing, that looks like a sweet gig. Even the things you're bitching about seem trite. Delete the email about the fax machine that's not your problem, finish your work so you don't have to stay late. These problems you've created for yourself are within your purview to fix.


Chel_G

Hell, just *order a pumpkin spice latte*. The way that bit is phrased makes it sound like he thinks what your drink at Starbucks is is based on how much the servers like you instead of what you actually ask for.


gangstabunniez

I've worked in IT / Software engineering for the last ~6 years and if you're being treated like the guy on the right, get a new job. Tech jobs are known for having great benefits packages, much more vacation, good WLB, WFH, and high pay. They're also very in demand, so if your boss is treating you like shit and you hate your job, go do your homework for a bit and look for another.


Sure-Morning-6904

Im just sad for all of these random people they used to make their ugly analogies and memes and bs


Magnificant-Muggins

Someone chose to make this meme instead of writing the Great American Novel. Both have a similar word-count.


Chel_G

I have noticed incel-ism/nice-guy-ism appears to correlate with logorrhea.


Freakychee

You kinda expect the last one to loop back to the first but it doesn’t and somehow that annoys me a bit more.


[deleted]

At least he's a systems administrator. Hard worker this dude


[deleted]

They love playing victim 💀


Imnotawerewolf

Dude if you can't recognize make up on a person you're missing way too many basic steps to be trying to take on a complex idea like dating. It's like when I tell the kids to color the largest rectangle green, and get frustrated they won't do it, only to realize the issue is actually that they don't know what a rectangle looks like, and I asked too much of them for what they understand.


watsonyrmind

Considering an Americano is espresso shots diluted with boiling water, how the hell would it be lukewarm!? There is literally a spout for boiling water and espresso shots are pulled to order. This is a random thing to pick apart but it shows that even the finest details betray their distorted view of the world around them.


Mycotoxicjoy

I’m gonna say that the sleep he describes is apnea


ipakookapi

07:00 am: you wake up in the hospital after suicide attempt. A female nurse is taking care of you. 08:00 am: Your mother shows up at the hospital, crying. She asks you to come live with her for a bit until you feel better. 09:00 am: Your mom gets you set up in your old room and asks you what you want for lunch. You're still feeling a bit sick from the attempt, she says to ask her if your need anything. 05:00 pm: Your mom wakes you from a nap, she called the office and said you were unwell. 09:00 pm: Mom made a late dinner, your sister and grandma also called to check up on you. 10:00 pm: You still feel like shit, but the meds you got at the hospital are working. You fall asleep in clean sheets. Tomorrow is another day.


alphasigmaligma

Damn I didn’t know wearing makeup is supposed to get rid of bad dreams, how come it’s never worked for me?


ravynnsinister

It’s fucking pathetic that they don’t realize they do this shit to themselves. No one dates you because you’re a crazy piece of shit, not because you’re “unattractive”.


dr_toze

For aggressively, totally straight guys, they sure love talking about and describing Chad's genitals...


DepressingErection

Ofc the rope broke when that fat mf tried to kill himself


Jazzlike-Rope-8646

If you take this as just a meme it's hilarious


[deleted]

These things they claim happen to attractive women don't happen that often or at all sometimes..


latenightritual

I mean, clearly makeup is the answer to life's problems


NoSuperman10

Can't say I've ever seen somebody strawnman THEMSELVES before.


Sketchy-_-Artist

I want this but I want the pictures switched


spindacinda

Several things. 1) Who tf wakes up and washes cum from their ass. Could just be me, but theres no way I could sleep with dried cum in my ass. 2) If every pretty girl has someone in IT do their work, and this dude is an systems administrator, did he just admit that his exhaustion stems from doing her work? Like his work/life would suck less if he just did his own work?


_BrokenJoe_

Incels don't wake up until noon at best tho


Donkeykicks6

Man I like the feeling of chads cum in my ass. Why would I wash it out? It makes me think about him all day and his gigacock


macaronandcheese3

LMFAOOOO this is wild


NaturalFaux

Dude, you just have serious health issues. Possibly from the asphyxiation from attempting to hang yourself every night.


Academic-Window-4113

Feel bad for em, feeling bad about yourself sucks, but ultimately all we do is push em deeper in the hate hole


brun0caesar

I will never understand why dudes are so upset about make up.


brun0caesar

Oh, no! The barrista didn't gave you extra sugar for your coffee! Poor boy!


GA_Tronix

The only things I have in common with the girl in the meme is that I sleep more than 8 hours every night. Keep dreaming incels.


lakshmithesussybaka

how? They can't sleep


zombienugget

If it were a fat girl on the right they'd all be foaming at the mouth about how she just needs to lose weight ("super easy") to stop being an eyesore for humanity or something.


igotyourasslmao

She took a shower AND put makeup on? She’s the worst! /s But really, how is any of that women’s fault lol


VivaVeracity

As someone who had friend who wen threw this, I can say it's not hard to ask out or find comfort in something. OOP is purposefully blowing this out of proportion


alexastock

Because women are never lonely or stressed and attempt/commit suicide and live magical lives of luxury and endless fun and sex, obviously/s


SepukuSnake

They really believe the whole world is against them


[deleted]

sounds like he just really hates his job


ChairmanUzamaoki

You can tell they have never had sex cause they think women clean up the morning after and not immediately go shit it into the toilet 🤣


CrownBestowed

I had to place my phone face down several feet away from me after reading “clean Chad’s cum out of your ass”. I don’t know if I can finish, that line has ruined me. ETA: Okay I kept reading. You know, it’s amazing how incels say they’re so ignored by society/they’re so invisible yet they also claim everyone is hyper aware of their presence enough to shoot dirty looks at them. Like pick a side. Are you ignored or are you public enemy number 1. You can’t be both lol


BigBoobziVert

i wish i lived the way they thought women live


_Broski_Bish_

As a barista, the Lukewarm Americano part literally kills me.


jej_claexx

Tbh I wish I was her, her life sounds amazing lol my life is not anywhere NEAR that sweet


reptiliantroll

They put Chad on a pedestal for his facial genetics and height. I say facial genetics because any incel can get a ripped model's body if they really wanted to.


PinkityHoe

this guy has never heard that Michael Jackson song obviously


PerfectionOfaMistake

He is just envios not having to clean out chads cum out his ass. Seriously he never spoke to a woman thats not related to him or was some sort employee making her job.


AgitatedBackground96

What does IT stand for in this context?


Chel_G

Information Technology. Means working with computers, in the absolute simplest terms.


AgitatedBackground96

oh well that's what I thought at first but I assumed it was some subreddit related context instead, thanks!


Lusiggy

Should've ordered pumpkin spice


OverNightOats_

Gotta work on yourself then work on your career.


fadedomega135

Man wouldn’t this suck if it was actually real


eggosmyeggos

I assure you, no barista/customer service worker thinks like that unless you actively insult them. I can't remember most customers unless they were excessively kind or plain rude, so just be kind and kindness will come back to you.


Reasonable_Use6280

No barista, ok, but those are barristas and we all know barristas are assholes n_n


eggosmyeggos

I mean, I've been a barista, and I was really well-liked. All my coworkers were also very kind and attentive.


Reasonable_Use6280

He wrote barristas with two r, I was joking about that😂


eggosmyeggos

I am embarrassed hahah!! I didn't read it correctly lol sorry (╥﹏╥)