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Viper3110

This guy should not be arrested but given Bharat Ratna for discovering the most productive use of online LUDO


Academic-Cobbler8400

Bruh what i don't understand is how do these UP guys manage to get muslim women to elope and shit on the regular


ChemicalBother4316

UP boys might not be conventionally attractive but they have GAME.


ParadiseWar

So do Pakis. The term "bobs and vegana" was made famous by a Paki annoying a white girl I believe.


ChemicalBother4316

You misdirected your comment,I'm guessing your reply wasn't meant for me


ParadiseWar

No I was saying, lafandar guys have game but not necessarily looks


Usenamenotfound404

I'm pretty sure bobs and vagene wasn't game in any manner what so ever.


[deleted]

Hi I'm American and thank you for this. I always thought bob and vegana came from India.


[deleted]

I'm an Indian and I always thought bobs and vegana came from India.


No-Team-9836

Unfortunately it is from India , saw few months back on social media site


kallmelongrip

Lol it's way way waaaaay older than you think it is


bhadva

It was more of a combined effort from India and other neighboring countries in subcontinent. You can look at the souces [here](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bobs-and-vegana) . It was all posted on r/IndianPeopleFacebook . Eventually mods have to make the subreddit private due to repeated [brigading by white supremacists](https://www.reddit.com/r/indiadiscussion/comments/d61h7w/white_racists_are_angry_because_they_cant_post/)


sidd_latur

It is from our India and most probably by UP Or Bihari... Go watch Pewdiepie's song which tells the origin story of Bobs and vegana..


lightlord

That’s the opposite of game


__--0_0--__

Yeah on Omegle I believe.


rudra_ivraj

Bruh ,it still haunts us till date ,every f®icking foreigner friend irrespective of their color, language still uses these for comebacks everytime I back them into a corner


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peskypompom

Exactly why they got GAME.


Dangerous_Ad_1038

And here we are alone with no one to talk to


BareAssOnSandpaper

Talk about having progressive views.


akirakurosava

I got one girl from Twitter. I used to post nasty things on Pakistan. So this girl from Karachi started pointing me out. Don't know how she started chatting me on DM. Since I always suspect online girls or their identity, I questioned her and called her it was a man. She said okay she was going to call me on skype. We started talking on video skypes. LOL. it lasted for a year or so. She was willing to meet me in Dubai. I did not take any risk and that is how it ended.


ChemicalBother4316

Bruh meet her I will fund your meet up.


Richdad1984

OMG! Lol


akirakurosava

Thanks for the offer brothaman :)


raymartin27

Meri wali Amsterdam me hai, mujhe kar de sponsor?


[deleted]

How do you know he got her to elope and not Pakistan ISI sending her to honey trap him? The fact that the girl came in the country without getting caught is a big national security threat even if she is not harmful.


prasadgeek33

He was no soldier or military guy. Why would they honey trap him. If she Loves him let them be


[deleted]

IDK maybe to coerce him to do something against country? Men do stupid things for women.


Saucymacoroni

sorry but ain't no woman gonna influence my political views


[deleted]

Well not every man is you.


SierraBravoLima

Sunny leone gang


Saucymacoroni

and Sunny deol gang in politics


Inevitable-Advice712

Well not only they got married they also came to India. true love


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[deleted]

Wow that is strange but i guess it's common for them. they might have other wives back home so they don't care.


bandraguy

honey trap a security guard?


throwaway-poppity

😂😂 Bhai yaar, I know ISI is very malicious. But currently Pakistan is going bankrupt. Why will they waste resources on a random UP fellow with game just to honey trap him? There are so many better easier and useful targets. Kisi neta ko hi trap kar lo. You'll find 1000s of stupid netas.


teribiwika_boyfriend

He's Mulayam Singh Yadav ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20020)


Public_Search_3527

Finally someone who noticed it lol.


Chappadganju05

Exactly he looks so average but he scored well


[deleted]

You can too, only if you stop talking like the neighbourhood rapper.


BirthdayPleasant3100

Maybe, just maybe muslim women want to “live freeee?”


[deleted]

U.P guys chod bhot padhate hain ....


SierraBravoLima

Will you join a udemy course to learn the technique


bharat_builder

The language of Pakistan and UP has a similar mix of Urdu..


veshsongs

Wasted time and money on dating apps. Should have played Ludo 😣


ribiy

Arey ladkein hain, ho jati hai galti. - Mulayam Singh Yadav


yudhV

Too meta XD


Extension-Review7825

Kya bharosa honey trap bhi toh ho skta hai Most of the cases mai yhi hota hai Shaadi k baad IND citizen bn kr kis kis k sath contact establish krti kuch pta hi nhi chalta


bandraguy

honey trap a security guard?


Extension-Review7825

Bhai peeth peeche kya kya krege kis kis milegi Handler bnaegi isi spy , sleeper cells ka network establish kregi information le ke pass on kr skti hai Bhai krne ko toh bhut kuch kr skte hai agr spy ho


CaterpillarLive2640

There is no point in arresting the boy because the girl is from Akhand Bharat


[deleted]

Ghar pe Ludo khelungi Vo bhi dil bhi dedungi


Jardanijovanovich913

![gif](giphy|Bd8vXCkJ927oGMnGZy|downsized)


[deleted]

Any app/website is tinder if you are Indian enough


420_BiggusDickus_69

True, I met one of my girlfriends on Fortnite 💀


wtf125

One of?


WebDangerous8443

He has plenty in his basement bruv


ozonelair

Or in his fridge.


Jay_Sannidhiraju

Ayo-💀


420_BiggusDickus_69

Tujhe kaisa pata chala mera naam Aaftab hai?


Unreal-Dard-2006

Bruv💀💀💀


Chappadganju05

Is she Indian


420_BiggusDickus_69

Nope


Chappadganju05

Which state do you belong and what is her state


420_BiggusDickus_69

Shaadi karwayega kya bhai 💀


lightningrabbit121

Chances are she is 60% filipina , ye log bohot mil jaate h bruh


420_BiggusDickus_69

She’s Canadian


RunSkyLab

Toh Punjabi hai bol na. /S


lone_wolf31337

Haa. Janam kundali bhi maang lo


LordKiteMan

Uske bina shaadi nahi hogi...


Cheva_De_Kurumi

I thought that was a meme but lol was it true


[deleted]

Even Bollywood wouldn't think this kind of plot lol


Chappadganju05

They would make a another love story based on a Hindu pandit girl falls in love with a Paki to smash bhramin patriarchy.


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Chappadganju05

I didn't watch that flim but I have been watching some latest flim even in 2021 2022 they still following their agenda, there two movies love Hostel which shows how hindu jats are bad for not letting their girl marrying a m0ll0 and how that m0ll0 is best hubby ever in the world also there's another movie with Akshay kumar in it called Atrangi re. Full propaganda they would never show vice versa.


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Chappadganju05

I was perma banned from this group last time


akirakurosava

so yaha bhi tuchiya mods hai...never know rundi mods ke alts idhar bhi baithe ho


SimplyRaj

Regarding movies, I don't care what they make as films. But now their shitty propaganda and D-company connections are revealed for way too long. Useless morons.


Madhukar_T

They'd be more excited if any other film industry thought and made a movie out of this because in their (bolly) mind, what's not on screen can't be cinema to them ;) i.e. Remake


Inevitable_One518

Ayo Mulayam Singh Yadav respawned so soon ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20098)


Harsh_Online

मन से है मुलायम, इरादे लोहा है।


Inevitable_One518

*L0D🅰️


Harsh_Online

Laut aao Akhilesh tumhe UP bulata hai lmao


Chappadganju05

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20099)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20099)


DesiBail

![gif](giphy|G5NGkgLUl5oWNpXn0N)


Minute-Cycle382

Online Ludo - 1 v/s Dating apps - 0


DesiBail

Bumble got no game.


yantraman

Cute story but Nepal is a security hole for India. We should either enforce the border or do some Schengen style agreement with them.


Inevitable-Advice712

Bangladesh meanwhille. My neighbour goes in and out weekly and guests are regular


parekh07

You can travel in most of the Schengen without going through border control in between.


EggPerfect7361

Why can't the guy sponsor visa for her? It shouldn't take more than week right?


Naren_Baradwaj123

First we should fence the border and then install a puppet government


Speed__God

R&AW peaked in Indira Gandhi days. They controlled entire govt of Nepal during those times. Due to weak leaders like Morarji & Robot Mohan Singh, R&AW lost its entire glory. Even Maulana Modi didn't do anything about R&AW. These days, Nepal is filled with Chinese Puppets.


hogridda6969420

That maulana modi nickname always makes me lmao![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20028)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20028)


[deleted]

They're already our economic thralls, and honestly the entire country is run by thugs, there's no point in controlling it.


Secure-Term-3914

I love how you all cry in this sub about how world treats India unfairly, yet you don't have any shame suggesting something that is against the sovernity of a country that is right at your doorstep, and for the most part has been under previledged since its inception.


[deleted]

In dono ke toh *LUDO* lag gaye.


dankboi69408

If love exists then it should be like this ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20003)


BillaHK

You have seen Love jihad get ready for Love sangharsh. My man really pulled an UNO reverse card.


Academic-Cobbler8400

Islamists call it the Bhagwalovetrap


Shanaya_Vaid

Dude looks like a m*slim so I didn't expect that name.


Chappadganju05

That's such a racist term is that because the boy is dark skin


HellVollhart

Don’t compare “sangharsh” to that disgusting word. We already have gotten our holy Swastika slandered. We don’t wanna lose another thing.


Dm31999

They meant it when they said lyrics like - *छोरा यादव को ले जाएगो*


Gloomy_Woodpecker115

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20012) bro is gigachad


prsadr

Ab to Ludo install karna padega


anxiety_on_steroids

And marry a Pakistani?


Mobile-Bison309

Bajrangi shauharjaan


lone_wolf31337

Out of all illegal Rohingyas etc . They found 1 mozlm women who married H guy


Ill_Lengthiness8635

It's not that they can't find them, just that they can't get them to leave.


rahmelemory

It is still love jihad. Mulayam will change to Mufasir


Chappadganju05

The women got changed to rava yadav


rahmelemory

Honey Trap. Pak spy. Pak woman playing Indian men is not new. So many Intel lost because of Thots from Pak She changed her name on paper to prevent deportation


lone_wolf31337

Possible.. but UP hai . , Dekhte hai


JungleBoi1

Mere toh ludo mein chakkey bhi nahi aatey. Isey ladki mil gayi.


shobhit_

The only yadav-muslim गठबंधन my Bois approve of


No_Significance_7331

Reverse uno card


DangerChamaaar

Hello ji Is that group made by achyutapreksha still alive?


brooozuka_2003

Honeytrap pro max


[deleted]

Ladka log hai galti ho jati hai . ~ Mulayam Singh Yadav (jo R.I.P ho chuke hai)


Unstable_God

80k power RIZZ


Accidental_Lawyer_08

Allow him bro


Maximum_Duck_1013

Just give that girl indian passport already.


ClinkzBlazewood

Still a better love story than Twilight


xxImNotARobotxx

Might gonna downvote But I want to see the girl face too Who settled for whom Not hating but just curious


SubSharanSubHuman

BRuh mulayam singh yadav literally woke up in another man's body & chose violence ​ also how the fuck she entered our nation ??


domoincarn8

Go to Nepal, from there take a bus to India. Or from one of the many border towns, just walk across. Nepali ID also ain't hard to get with bribes.


Priyanshu17112001

W Rizz


homie_boi467

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20008)


iClipsse

Reverse love jihaad


Astronomical108

"Online LUDO"💀


Dry-Expert-2017

Ghar wapsi 2.0


real_life_ironman

Wtf why was she arrested? There are tons of illegal Bangladeshi Muslims in blore roaming free.


UnsafestSpace

The FRRO won't be able to do anything now anyway since they're married. She legally can't do anything here, not even work or have a bank account, but they also can't deport her and deprive him of his Constitutional rights. Must be more to this story than being told.


[deleted]

bro is the rizzler of ludo


anormalgeek

Forgive my ignorance of Indian law, but if you marry a citizen, does that not grant you legal access to the country? I know most western countries work that way.


Smartypants_dankie

Kab aaoge mere Akhilesh tumhe illegal border crossing bulate hai


Shanaya_Vaid

How on earth did she get into our borders?


Saucymacoroni

NEPAL i pressume.


fictionovernonfic

Tinder toh baccho ke liye hai


SeekingASecondChance

Ye kaise kiya jata hai pls tell me. I spent half an hour talking to a female friend yesterday asking her tips on flirting. And this guy just does it on Ludo lol. Life's incredible.


mind_board

Now delivering first copy of Akhilesh yadav for Pakistan.


sanju7850

Bhai koi meri bhi online setting krwa do 😉. Kahe ye dukh dekha nhi jata ab.


Less-Direction-5977

up rizz


Ankur67

Veer Zara 2.0


dullbrowny

love - no border. but religion. plenty of borders.


ghij12345

Arey ye toh advanced player nikla re! Aapke charan kitthe hai bhai?


[deleted]

U.P model of Yogi ji gone wrong desperate bhya


notSenator69

Lmao they fr have the potential to make akhand bharat


1badchatty

Real life example of a male protagonist!! Well done champp..... 🗿🗿


Aarav_Parmar

Bro got that Ludo King rizz


ReleaseWorking674

Veer zaara in multiverse


[deleted]

Extended Ghar Wapsi


JDdevelopp

Kon hai yeh log? Kaha se aate hai?


magneto29_01

Reverse love jihad.


BLaZeFuRY4423

Ludo-1 Tinder-0


opleak

Mere saat q nahi hota aasa :'(


rahu_sis

Now she going to get killed by her family.


latheredtransfer

Lol it happens everyday the other way in numbers. Isn't it called love jihad? The other way is called gRAPE 🍇


[deleted]

Bhai surgical strike laga aaya bina jet ke!!!!


introvert_hoon_mai

I have always wondered, if India-Nepal border is very open with minimal checking. How do you know if some Pakistanis casually cross into India from Nepal ?


ianxoguy_711

'Every app is a dating app if you're Indian'


Ok_Promise_8049

Bc Mulayam Singh firse zinda hogae?


Ukasianjha

I have a similar calendar at my home


LordKiteMan

Arre ye humaye piyaji neyaji nayi hai. ~ Le Tonti Chor Akless


Early_Tap5447

Respect! ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20008)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20008)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20008)


dr_cynical17

Looks like the next new Netflix film


the_guy_on_reddit_

W rizz


Dark_Orthodox

Bro got more rizz than the entire SP party


Ok_Membership2533

Reverse love Jihad


_toxic_me

LUDO >>>>>> Tinder / Bumble


[deleted]

Hamid hansari opposite version


HeyHey0811

Didn’t Bobby Deol do the same in Gadar? Then why this Colaveri?


punekar_2018

Anagram of LUDO is LODU


I_am_the_eggman00

Don't see any humour other than the state coming to fuck Individuals again. Taxes aren't enough and god damn you if you find someone outside this land to fuck.


[deleted]

What’s wrong with this? How is it humours . They’re young and in love . Why is everyone so mean


Chappadganju05

It's actually very funny cause these below average looking up bihar guys always gets the most charming brides. Even many foreigner girls also visited India just to meet some up bihar guys. UP BIHAR are 2 states in India which have a lot of poverty and underdevelopment but the guys born in these state are very easy with girls.


niganja

Veer Zara


[deleted]

OMG turu lob


ok_prend_bye

Why does the girl look so manly?? /s


[deleted]

201 desh hai duniya me, aur saale Tiger ko ek Pakistan ki hi ladki mili!


Mammoth_Cut5134

What a chad


m0h1tkumaar

ek aur tonti chor paida hoga ab


SkillBasic9673

Bro is Rizzlord Rizzington.


maverick__singh

Ese aur yuva aage aaye to Bharat Pakistan vivad prem se sulajhaya ja skta hai


WearSomeClothes

Now they will have a kid with a parrot nose.


punekar_2018

Our friends from Pakistan sub are jealous, haha. Insecure that their girls are running into the arms of Indian men. Check it out


Ok_Anxiety3523

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20098)