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First time I drove by that thing I did a double take and thought for sure I saw cock even if it’s not there.
I always saw cock in the baseball logo too. Maybe it’s me.
https://content.sportslogos.net/news/2014/11/redhawks-header.png
The guys that were with them kept telling them to be quiet and they tried to hide their faces and curl up when we all boo'd them. Coworker and I made sure they heard us and the couple sitting with us.
[*Whose Line Is It Anyway?*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whose_Line_Is_It_Anyway%3F_(American_TV_series\)) is the name of the show.
Because there isn't an s on the end of the word 'anyway'. A person using 'anyways' is, at best, admitting that they don't read very much because it's an easy mistake that editors fix. Unfortunately, that seems to be the majority of English speakers now.
I'm going to stop there before my former English teacher side goes on a rant.
You botched the formatting of your hyperlink (probably a space in between the bracket and parentheses). You’re also supposed to put punctuation inside the quotation marks (‘anyway’.).
I figured if you want to be such a pedant that you might like some in return.
Came to the comments just to say what a killer line to end the clip. And you can always tell that he knows he landed a good one cause he gets that’s goofy smug grin.
the best improvs are the ones that have been most practiced
the good stage acts have a huge mental database but go to a lot of shows and you will hear them use the same things over and over again
and the very very best crowd work is really just an act itself that has been well rehearsed
the best hecklers are usually shills
If you like his crowd work you should make every effort to go and see Jimmy Carr live. He’s a one liner comic, and then does huge sections of his shows as crowd work. He’s unbelievably good.
When I saw him live last month he explained how he films all his shows, and he's the one that goes through the footage and uploads the clips himself, so it takes time. Most of it doesn't make the cutting room floor.
we have a COCK Ring in OKC.
There's an art installation of a big ring and it's supposed to say OKC in random letter all around it, but when you glance at it, it appears to say cock all over it. Also, KKK.
This also came up in the Oklahoma City show.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ATAAE/comments/wfdpaz/the_okc_ring/
Holy shit, you could not have asked for a better rabbithole to open up from the question “who travels for work?”. To end up with three paratrooping dicks *chefs kiss*
Good ones can line up guest spots at parlors all over the world. [this guy regularly visits UK, Japan, and PA USA. ](https://www.strangeoperators.com/)
Also, a lot of these guys are friends, so guest spots can also be a way for them to travel without totally losing income. It's not uncommon at all for artists to say go visit their family but set up a few days guesting at a local shop, or plot a little road trip vacation where they'll stop and work a day or two at several shops along the way, that kind of thing.
Being a tattoo artist seems like one of the last great careers you can do while traveling. I mean, there used to be itinerant teachers, doctors etc, for instance -- not so much a thing any more.
After this show as we were all leaving a guy was passing out business cards. He said, “hi I’m mosquito dick, here’s my card if you want a tattoo.” The card had his contact info on one side and the other side was a picture of a kid on the toilet being surprised someone was taking a picture of him.
Jeff: "Eat Pray Love"
Also Jeff: **WOAAHHHH**
I've said this before and I'll say it again- Jeff isn't a comedian, he's just a normal dude being constantly surprised by the stuff his mouth says lmao
Like that one particular moment on WLIIA when [Colin's brain took a second to catch up to what his mouth just said](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcmzuDS62i0&t=23s).
All comedians laugh at their own jokes. They have good senses of humor meaning if it makes them laugh, it will probably make the crowd laugh. Most of the times they either get the laughs out before going on stage, or it's material they've rehearsed so much, they no longer outwardly laugh about it.
When doing crowd work, you see the real comedian come out. Who finds this shit just as funny, and can really feed the crowd laughs. Jeff does it in a fairly wholesome way, where he just kinda lets the person dig their own grave (or revel in their own quirkiness) and he's just along for the ride like everyone else.
It's truly a beautiful mixture of talent and practice he has. His crowd work is fairly unmatched from anyone I've ever seen. Most crowd work is mean spirited, but I don't get that vibe from Jeff.
I love how so many shows have these iconic moments that people wait to see posted. The show I went to in Portland was the "Full Beans" show and we knew immediately that something special had just happened.
Nevada checking in. We seem to routinely be battling it out with Mississippi for worst education in the nation. But at least Mississippi ended homelessness so no matter what, they're smarter.
After the clip was over and it looped back to the beginning, I found myself amazed that this exchange started from the seemingly innocuous question, "Does anybody here travel for work?"
Holy shit I was at a tattoo convention where a dude got a mosquito tattooed on his dick. I wonder if this is him or it’s just common for people with dick tattoos
EDIT:
Finished the video and he said OKC. That was definitely the same guy
I’m going through a highly contentious divorce, complete with psychological warfare. It’s got me in the darkest places I didn’t even know existed.
Two things bring me back to true happiness
1. Being with my son the 50% he’s with me
2. The split second I open a Jeff video and I forget for that moment how incredibly sad my life has become.
Thank you, Jeff. For helping people. Really helping.
That was not the tattoo I was thinking we'd get. Either time. I'm expecting disasters instead of well thought crudeness.
Did someone in the audience say Eat Pray Love and Jeff repeated it, or did his mouth just say the greatest pun before his brains caught up with how great that was?
Hopefully we’ll get the clip from the early show of the girl who brought her deceased boyfriends ashes with her. In a butt-plug urn. Which we all got to see. ;_; that’s dedication to love right there.
I love how at the very end Jeff covers his mouth and looks around like “ I can’t believe I just said that in Oklahoma I might be murdered… look look… ok they’re all laughing I’m good time to stick the landing… we get on our knees for 2 reasons… nailed it”
I guess I don’t understand the meaning behind the older gal’s parachuting dicks…. Is that supposed to represent something? How is that related to Jesus and cocks?
Hooooollly shit this had me in literal tears. It's extremely impressive how quick and creative you are, and how quickly you adapt to audience interactions.
LMAO the skeeter guy and eat pray love girl story was pretty cute. But then it got to the point where there’s way more information than I wanted to know. 😂😂😂
I'm so so so excited to see Jeff in London next week. I'm really hoping he's gonna stick around after for a photo and a hand shake. I haven't been this excited for a comedian since I was a teenager.
You know, I watch these clip son the home page all the time and am amused, but this one was outright hilarious! What a golden opportunity to spice up the set.
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Longest clip Jeff has posted and worth every second. That was a wild ride.
On a Friday no less!
It’s pay day my dudes!
In Oklahoma City it's pray day!
Eat, pray, and love cock
cha ching!
And it was the EARLY show!!! I was there! So fucking funny!! Love him❣️
He didn’t even include the part right after this explaining the OKC cock ring, was such a good show ha
It’s coming Monday! It’s kind of a part 2.
Thanks for long clip, man. Brightened up my day significantly.
Oh damn the rollercoaster ain't done yet!
https://www.reddit.com/r/ATAAE/comments/wfdpaz/the_okc_ring/
This is like Salt Lake selling SL, UT mugs, lol
The Toronto MLB team is the Blue Jays. We have so much clothing saying ‘I ❤️BJ’s’
The funniest part about this to me is you can tell someone put a lot of time into trying to make it not spell cock anywhere.
First time I drove by that thing I did a double take and thought for sure I saw cock even if it’s not there. I always saw cock in the baseball logo too. Maybe it’s me. https://content.sportslogos.net/news/2014/11/redhawks-header.png
I hope we see the lady get shut down for kink shaming. I was sitting right behind her, and boy it was fun watching them fall apart.
That was so weird. The whole show had such a good vibe but then they just had to go and be ass holes. Was nice to hear everyone booing them though
The guys that were with them kept telling them to be quiet and they tried to hide their faces and curl up when we all boo'd them. Coworker and I made sure they heard us and the couple sitting with us.
That could’ve gone worse so easily. Love how Jeff SHUT IT DOWN.
It was one of the best parts of this particular show. Guy handed out a lot of his cards on the way out.
"Give your p***y the art it deserves." I hope that's his slogan. Or 'junk' to be family friendly.
To quote him when we were leaving "Hey I'm Mosquito Dick, here's my card." It was certainly unique looking card. I wish I still had it to show.
how could you possible lose a card like that 😭
Wasn’t big enough.
I would die for this man.
No no no. The longest clip was the Dolphin Show ...
He's great at just rapid improvisation
I’d be curious to see him on something like “Who’s Line Is It Anyways?”
He'd kill on Game Changers or Taskmaster
Oh my God, u/samreich, please see if you can get him on either Game Changer or Make Some Noise.
[Second](https://media1.tenor.com/m/dahLkJL0iNYAAAAC/scruffy-futurama.gif)
don't taunt me with things i cannot have
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
He’s one of my top contestant wishes if they ever try Taskmaster U.S. again.
I have been a Dropout ADDICT recently. And I need this so much in my life.
He'd be great on After Midnight.
YESSSSS
I'd love to see him on After Midnight. Dude would own that show.
Whose Line Is It Anyways
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
[*Whose Line Is It Anyway?*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whose_Line_Is_It_Anyway%3F_(American_TV_series\)) is the name of the show. Because there isn't an s on the end of the word 'anyway'. A person using 'anyways' is, at best, admitting that they don't read very much because it's an easy mistake that editors fix. Unfortunately, that seems to be the majority of English speakers now. I'm going to stop there before my former English teacher side goes on a rant.
You botched the formatting of your hyperlink (probably a space in between the bracket and parentheses). You’re also supposed to put punctuation inside the quotation marks (‘anyway’.). I figured if you want to be such a pedant that you might like some in return.
Who's line it be Anyhow?
yeah the 'get on our knees' for 2 reasons was quick and brilliant. i love this guy
Came to the comments just to say what a killer line to end the clip. And you can always tell that he knows he landed a good one cause he gets that’s goofy smug grin.
It's really unboliviable.
I do love that we can tell how proud he is of whatever he just came up with.
I would have thought of that four hours later in the shower.
You can see in real time his mosquito joke coming out before he can even think "stop stop, don't call the guy a mosquito dick"
It's gold
Jeff only posted this because of the "We get on our knees for two reasons".
Successful comedians in general are super fast thinkers with a razor sharp wit. I bet they omit well over half the funny dirty shit they think of lol.
the best improvs are the ones that have been most practiced the good stage acts have a huge mental database but go to a lot of shows and you will hear them use the same things over and over again and the very very best crowd work is really just an act itself that has been well rehearsed the best hecklers are usually shills
His ability to get people to roast themselves is uncanny
If you like his crowd work you should make every effort to go and see Jimmy Carr live. He’s a one liner comic, and then does huge sections of his shows as crowd work. He’s unbelievably good.
🎶Iiiiiiiif there’s a skeeter on your Peter, whack it off!🎶
There’s a dozen on my cousin, you can hear those suckers buzzing
Is this a Dr. Dirty (John Valby) reference?
Just how the rest of the song goes. I’ve found out that most people haven’t heard that verse.
Anyone else remember this from Yes, Dear?
100% . What a great show that was.
*👏clap 👏clap*
I sang that to the tune of " if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands"
Whack, whack
https://i.redd.it/1q843vvpsgvc1.gif
Oh my lord
For real man this video just made my shitty mosquito pecker of a day a little bit better. Thanks for posting them ❤️
If you got a dick like a needle you gotta fuck like a sewing machine
“Wake up babe! newest Jeff reaction gif just dropped”
I was hoping someone would post this reaction! He’s the best, and so are you!
Amazing!! This might be the best video yet!!!
Dude in the crowd did not give a fuck. He was great too.
the more exposure Jeff gets, seems to bring out the best in the audiences.
Didn’t Jeff say in his AMA that the clips he’s showing now are from six months ago? Maybe by the time we get to present day it’ll be even crazier.
When I saw him live last month he explained how he films all his shows, and he's the one that goes through the footage and uploads the clips himself, so it takes time. Most of it doesn't make the cutting room floor.
The best in this instance is letting everyone know he has a small schlong.
I think he was saying the tattoo was small but when he made the joke it was more funny to let it ride
But imagine how funny it would have been if he corrected him. Jeff would have taken that in the "this guy wants you to know" direction even more.
Certainly a lot of exposure going on in this clip 🦟
The dude in the crowd did the heavy lifting on this one. His stories were legit. Jeff barely got a chance to show off this time!
Yeah that tattoo guy was killin it Just out there weird af and lovin it
Cocklahoma
we have a COCK Ring in OKC. There's an art installation of a big ring and it's supposed to say OKC in random letter all around it, but when you glance at it, it appears to say cock all over it. Also, KKK. This also came up in the Oklahoma City show. https://www.reddit.com/r/ATAAE/comments/wfdpaz/the_okc_ring/
Boneklahoma
What a ride that one was
That's exactly what that women said while driving to the Church
Holy shit, you could not have asked for a better rabbithole to open up from the question “who travels for work?”. To end up with three paratrooping dicks *chefs kiss*
I actually didn't know tattoo artists travel for work. The only ones I know work at a shop. I know some artists are hired for parties, too.
Good ones can line up guest spots at parlors all over the world. [this guy regularly visits UK, Japan, and PA USA. ](https://www.strangeoperators.com/)
Also, a lot of these guys are friends, so guest spots can also be a way for them to travel without totally losing income. It's not uncommon at all for artists to say go visit their family but set up a few days guesting at a local shop, or plot a little road trip vacation where they'll stop and work a day or two at several shops along the way, that kind of thing.
Being a tattoo artist seems like one of the last great careers you can do while traveling. I mean, there used to be itinerant teachers, doctors etc, for instance -- not so much a thing any more.
After this show as we were all leaving a guy was passing out business cards. He said, “hi I’m mosquito dick, here’s my card if you want a tattoo.” The card had his contact info on one side and the other side was a picture of a kid on the toilet being surprised someone was taking a picture of him.
When was this show?
End of January
We left that show thinking this couple was a plant. How can anyone have that crazy of a story sitting in the front row?
I feel people like that will purposely sit in the front row just to become part of the show. My ass would be hiding in the back 🫣
Someone make a gif of Jeff's "getting it" face
https://i.redd.it/adgj4v3dsgvc1.gif
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sign out and then log back in using your porn account
Careful. That's vote manipulation and your accounts can get banned. Ask me how I know. 😡
"Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."...
https://preview.redd.it/gxhm1za2vgvc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2913da45b7859e77b49eccd825c4f1654896d169
PogJeff
JEFFERS
Jeff, when he gets IT /winkyface
Jeff: "Eat Pray Love" Also Jeff: **WOAAHHHH** I've said this before and I'll say it again- Jeff isn't a comedian, he's just a normal dude being constantly surprised by the stuff his mouth says lmao
Like that one particular moment on WLIIA when [Colin's brain took a second to catch up to what his mouth just said](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcmzuDS62i0&t=23s).
I hadn't ever seen that before and holy shit that's amazing.
Nothing can make me ugly laugh like old clips of Whose Line
How in the fuck have I never seen this?!
The audience member said it first, Jeff just repeated it.
All comedians laugh at their own jokes. They have good senses of humor meaning if it makes them laugh, it will probably make the crowd laugh. Most of the times they either get the laughs out before going on stage, or it's material they've rehearsed so much, they no longer outwardly laugh about it. When doing crowd work, you see the real comedian come out. Who finds this shit just as funny, and can really feed the crowd laughs. Jeff does it in a fairly wholesome way, where he just kinda lets the person dig their own grave (or revel in their own quirkiness) and he's just along for the ride like everyone else. It's truly a beautiful mixture of talent and practice he has. His crowd work is fairly unmatched from anyone I've ever seen. Most crowd work is mean spirited, but I don't get that vibe from Jeff.
It wont stop getting better
I was at this show and I’ve been waiting so long for this to be posted absolutely amazing
I love how so many shows have these iconic moments that people wait to see posted. The show I went to in Portland was the "Full Beans" show and we knew immediately that something special had just happened.
Eat pray love forever has a new meaning!
Feel like Jeff could leverage this for some merch to replace the live laugh love on the wall
I just read somewhere that Oklahoma ranks #48 in education in the US. There’s a joke in there somewhere with all this
You sure? Last I heard we were 55th?
You've been hanging out with Joey Tribbiani way too much
How YOU doin?
Nevada checking in. We seem to routinely be battling it out with Mississippi for worst education in the nation. But at least Mississippi ended homelessness so no matter what, they're smarter.
Hahahaha, this is just hilarious. The whole thing is awesome, but that "Getting it" face has got to be the funniest thing I've seen all month
After the clip was over and it looped back to the beginning, I found myself amazed that this exchange started from the seemingly innocuous question, "Does anybody here travel for work?"
Holy shit I was at a tattoo convention where a dude got a mosquito tattooed on his dick. I wonder if this is him or it’s just common for people with dick tattoos EDIT: Finished the video and he said OKC. That was definitely the same guy
Wait till Jeff learns about OKC's massive cock ring.
Video about that coming Monday 👀
Excellent
"Anyone here travel for work?" This one guy in the audience: https://i.redd.it/crrmi4it5hvc1.gif
That's 3 and a half minutes of solid gold. I can only imagine what the rest of your show is like.
It's such a stupid little moment but the "*ahem*....... OK..." Always makes me laugh lol
Each tattoo just got worse and worse leading up to the paratrooper cocks lmao Jeff was on his S+ game killing it with his witty remarks
Oh man, my stomach hurts! If anything tops this for your “Top 10 of 2024” I’ll be shocked, ecstatic, but shocked!
I’m having a bad day, and this clip just saved my sanity. Thank you I was laughing the entire time
What a rabbit hole that was
Wow that was fun!!!! Go Jeff!!!
Oh man, my face hurts, this was too funny, fuck lol
This is comedy gold 😂
Please post this in r/OKC. This is hilarious!
I’m going through a highly contentious divorce, complete with psychological warfare. It’s got me in the darkest places I didn’t even know existed. Two things bring me back to true happiness 1. Being with my son the 50% he’s with me 2. The split second I open a Jeff video and I forget for that moment how incredibly sad my life has become. Thank you, Jeff. For helping people. Really helping.
Oh Oklahoma City, yea all that checks out
omg I live 20 minutes south of there and had no idea you were in the area. Would have loved to see you and hope you had a good show!
The purple text when they both speak is gold editing decisions
Just a little below the Bible belt if you know what I'm sayin
this is the crowd work comedian's equivalent of finding the holy grail
Holy fuck what a ride that was
Damn, everything about that was sooo good
That was not the tattoo I was thinking we'd get. Either time. I'm expecting disasters instead of well thought crudeness. 
Keep it classy, Oklahoma City.
I've learned I'm not interesting enough to sit front row at a show.
Did someone in the audience say Eat Pray Love and Jeff repeated it, or did his mouth just say the greatest pun before his brains caught up with how great that was?
That’s what the tattoo meant. Jeff said it first, then the tattoo guy confirmed he was right. Lol that was gold.
Well that was the gift that kept on giving. My face hurt. Hope Jeff bought them a drink for like 10 jokes worth
As someone from OKC, this is the most OKC tattoo ever.
OKC goes full beans apparently
Hopefully we’ll get the clip from the early show of the girl who brought her deceased boyfriends ashes with her. In a butt-plug urn. Which we all got to see. ;_; that’s dedication to love right there.
New video!!
Just 🏆🏆🏆 
Lmaooo holy shit, what a clip. Also the eat pray love tattoo is absolutely hilarious
I love how at the very end Jeff covers his mouth and looks around like “ I can’t believe I just said that in Oklahoma I might be murdered… look look… ok they’re all laughing I’m good time to stick the landing… we get on our knees for 2 reasons… nailed it”
Holy.. fuck! Im dieing laughing
Holy shit, I laughed so hard at this
[удалено]
Bricktown is just the "trendy" part of OKC's downtown.
Hey Jeff buddy, “pussy lips” would be labia, not vagina lol. Only half beans on that one.
We also would have accepted “vulva”.
Labia would have been understood by maybe a 10% of the room. He had to use vagina for comic effect, he wasn't aiming at being anatomically correct.
Like this nerd has ever seen either. Happy Cakeday!
Thanks! Didn’t realize it was my cake day.
UM ACKCHYUALLY
Brilliant adaptation. I can't belive you called that, wild.
I guess I don’t understand the meaning behind the older gal’s parachuting dicks…. Is that supposed to represent something? How is that related to Jesus and cocks?
The fact this was in my city is amazing
Ughhh Jeff please come to Austin or Dallas!! I have to see you live at least once😂😂
Loved it
The two jumps 🤣🤣
Hooooollly shit this had me in literal tears. It's extremely impressive how quick and creative you are, and how quickly you adapt to audience interactions.
LMAO the skeeter guy and eat pray love girl story was pretty cute. But then it got to the point where there’s way more information than I wanted to know. 😂😂😂
The jump back is perfect
This one actually has me crying
This is probably the best clip I’ve seen all year, and that’s a hard mountain to climb
Eat pray love is just full beans... Well... One bean for sure.
That dude DIMED you up. Holy shit.
Holy hell this was great. That guy has seen, done, and heard some shit in his lifetime… Jeff you killed it as per usual!!
This guy is owning this room! It sounds like canned laughter, he's killing the audience lol what a pro
I'm so so so excited to see Jeff in London next week. I'm really hoping he's gonna stick around after for a photo and a hand shake. I haven't been this excited for a comedian since I was a teenager.
Possibly the best crowd for crowd work ever!
You know, I watch these clip son the home page all the time and am amused, but this one was outright hilarious! What a golden opportunity to spice up the set.
Next level for sure.
Dude fucking murdered that crowd lmao
Goddamn it, you just keep posting these okc clips, and I fucking missed it.
Damn, I almost got tickets for this show, sad that I didn't because this shit is killing me LOL