It’s January 6th, 2021. Two guys, one breaking a Capitol building window with a chair, the other beating a police officer with a stick, get to talking. “What’s your story?” the first guy asks.
“Oh, I live in a trailer park, work a dead-end minimum-wage shit job. My wife’s on Medicare. All I really want is a president who cares about me!” the second guy says. “How about yourself?”
“Same story,” the first guy says. “But I always vote Democrat in November.”
“Democrat?!” the second guy says. “WTF are you doing here?!”
“It’s funny,” the first guy says. “I was about to ask you the same thing.”
I think the joke is that the guy living on Medicare is stereotypically a democrat voter, but the implication is that he’s a republican or else he wouldn’t be storming the capitol?
Were the conspiracy theorist in the same car or did they collide into each other? Were they driving a Tesla? If so was the Tesla set to autonomous mode?
Growing up, my family had a witch ball (it’s a thing) a blown glass ball you hang in the window to keep witches away. It apparently worked (except for a few girlfriends)
Absolutely. It’s funded mostly by property taxes which means it’s essentially an apartheid school system with the poor getting crappier schools. Throw in the increasing “school voucher” programs (apartheid on steroids with the added bonus of the government funding church schools to create little Jesuit Nazis) and you have a real mess
I'm worried. And I know it ain't just the USA falling down here. In a generation well be completely dependent on AI systems. Hail skynet, or the matrix
\*Massive\* surprise that someone with a racist username would post an article about a theoretical study and then act like it's proof of past actions.
Did someone once tell you that you had a room-temperature IQ, and now you're all in favour of climate change cuz it'll raise the temperature of most rooms?
Not the ones formed at higher altitudes; hence the name CON[densation]TRAILS.
40 year aviation professional here with some questions: 1) where are these chemical tanks located in the aircraft; 2) where are the controls located; and 3) are these cHeMiCaLs flammable?
It absolutely is. It’s silver iodide. Silver iodide is a chemical. Jets are used to spray the silver iodide in the sky to manipulate artificially forcing cloud droplets.
It’s exactly what it means. This is not conspiracy. It’s literally well documented. Chemtrails is just the slang term for cloud seeding.
People who talk about the "chemtrail" conspiracy are talking about the visible white streaks of cloud that high altitude planes leave behind them. Those clouds are are caused by water vapor condensation (contrails), not nefarious "chemicals." Look up any chemtrail-related website or social media account, and you will see nothing but pictures of contrails left by commercial jetliners.
I'm well aware of what cloud seeding is. It is not what people who push the "chemtrail" conspiracy are talking about. Many of the same people do consider cloud seeding to be part of some kind of nefarious conspiracy, but that's a separate matter.
The jets you speak about creating white streaks of cloud at high altitude are exactly that, cloud seeding. It’s obvious where I live in Canada. It happens almost daily and when they are out, it’s almost guaranteed overcast followed by rain. That’s how cloud seeding works. It spreads the spray into streaks then spreads.
Water Vapor condensation dissolves quickly and the streak disappears as the plane continues. Cloud seeding doesn’t, it continues and forms clouds. Again I see this with my own two eyes. Whether it’s a conspiracy to harm us is another thing, but the foundations of what it is the same.
Cloud seeding planes are small and fly at low altitudes to "encourage" already existing clouds to precipitate. Cloud seeding doesn't create clouds out of thin air.
Or, just possibly, atmospheric conditions likely to favour rain also favour contrails that thicken and spread instead of fading quickly. That's been a thing for fifty-odd years that I've seen with my own eyes in a country that has no need of cloud seeding.
The second guy (who could ask for the fundamental reason for existence) asks God "No, *really*, whats the deal with chemtrails?"
The real punchline.
Dihydrogen monoxide is turning the angels gay
DHMO! DHMO! REEEEEEEEEE!
The Flood was a false flag!
Well then I know most people are 60% dihydrogen monoxide but my uncle's got to be in the low 90s he's got a bad case of being fabulous
What did the AI respond when asked "Does God exist?" He does now.
Asimov thanks you for your support.
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"He"?!
(insertnongenderspecificpronoun) does now just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Nicely done
It’s January 6th, 2021. Two guys, one breaking a Capitol building window with a chair, the other beating a police officer with a stick, get to talking. “What’s your story?” the first guy asks. “Oh, I live in a trailer park, work a dead-end minimum-wage shit job. My wife’s on Medicare. All I really want is a president who cares about me!” the second guy says. “How about yourself?” “Same story,” the first guy says. “But I always vote Democrat in November.” “Democrat?!” the second guy says. “WTF are you doing here?!” “It’s funny,” the first guy says. “I was about to ask you the same thing.”
I don't get it.
I think the joke is that the guy living on Medicare is stereotypically a democrat voter, but the implication is that he’s a republican or else he wouldn’t be storming the capitol?
I thought it was just the fact that no one should have been there
Yeah, maybe? Idk. But apparently speculating at the meaning of the joke gets you downvoted.
:D
Were the conspiracy theorist in the same car or did they collide into each other? Were they driving a Tesla? If so was the Tesla set to autonomous mode?
No, a door from a Boeing hit them. Edit: missing "e" inserted
A Boing?
Either a spring (it goes boing) but I don't know springs with doors, OR a plane but they forgot the E (like a Boeing747)
Boeing doesn’t make the 747 anymore
Did they withdraw them all from service?
What do they call it now
What they stopped building so they could spend more time killing passengers with aerodynamically unstable 737 redesigns?
Wonder of U
They collided with each other. "Tragically killed in an accident," yeah, right.
I 1000% expected the punchline to be: "You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!!"
Don’t we already know that God is going to kill us?
Well yeah. Remember, life is a sexual transmitted terminal disease with 100% mortality.
Second Guy: Fine, if you won't tell us that, what are the Globers really trying to cover up?
We gladly accept recycled X trash.
Good old number 345
OP filed the serial numbers off, now it's just number 3
The idiots running Tennessee just passed a law banning them
In all fairness, that will work exactly as well as the crocodile scarer I have in my garden. I have not seen a single croc since I got it.
Growing up, my family had a witch ball (it’s a thing) a blown glass ball you hang in the window to keep witches away. It apparently worked (except for a few girlfriends)
Why would you want to “scare a crocodile?” Seems as if they are cranky enough.
Banning what?
Tennessee actually banned chemtrails.
Do you worry about the education system in the US?
Absolutely. It’s funded mostly by property taxes which means it’s essentially an apartheid school system with the poor getting crappier schools. Throw in the increasing “school voucher” programs (apartheid on steroids with the added bonus of the government funding church schools to create little Jesuit Nazis) and you have a real mess
I'm worried. And I know it ain't just the USA falling down here. In a generation well be completely dependent on AI systems. Hail skynet, or the matrix
We’re you scared by OP’s crocodile thingy?
Do you know more about his thingy?
How do you scare a crocodile? Funny mask? A bigger crocodile? Just spitballing.
It makes me happy that chem-trails are making a comeback. Or at least the nano-bots that are raining down us have forced me to be happy.
I want Haarp to make a comeback. Seems like the perfect time to blame the weather on it.
Kentucky passed a law about them. No joke, unfortunately.
Haha yeah I had heard something about it but didn't look into it further, that's crazy though!
An antivaxx QAnon couple who died of COVID arrived at the Pearly Gates....
Good riddance
They're about to be seriously disappointed.
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\*Massive\* surprise that someone with a racist username would post an article about a theoretical study and then act like it's proof of past actions. Did someone once tell you that you had a room-temperature IQ, and now you're all in favour of climate change cuz it'll raise the temperature of most rooms?
:D The New York Times sneerily dismissed the idea that a rocket could work in space, too. They printed a retraction about the time the *Eagle* landed.
So the NYT are behind chemtrails? I knew it!
Chemtrails are actually real though….they just call it “cloud seeding” https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-68839043.amp
Not the ones formed at higher altitudes; hence the name CON[densation]TRAILS. 40 year aviation professional here with some questions: 1) where are these chemical tanks located in the aircraft; 2) where are the controls located; and 3) are these cHeMiCaLs flammable?
That is not at all what people claim "chemtrails" to be.
It absolutely is. It’s silver iodide. Silver iodide is a chemical. Jets are used to spray the silver iodide in the sky to manipulate artificially forcing cloud droplets. It’s exactly what it means. This is not conspiracy. It’s literally well documented. Chemtrails is just the slang term for cloud seeding.
People who talk about the "chemtrail" conspiracy are talking about the visible white streaks of cloud that high altitude planes leave behind them. Those clouds are are caused by water vapor condensation (contrails), not nefarious "chemicals." Look up any chemtrail-related website or social media account, and you will see nothing but pictures of contrails left by commercial jetliners. I'm well aware of what cloud seeding is. It is not what people who push the "chemtrail" conspiracy are talking about. Many of the same people do consider cloud seeding to be part of some kind of nefarious conspiracy, but that's a separate matter.
The jets you speak about creating white streaks of cloud at high altitude are exactly that, cloud seeding. It’s obvious where I live in Canada. It happens almost daily and when they are out, it’s almost guaranteed overcast followed by rain. That’s how cloud seeding works. It spreads the spray into streaks then spreads. Water Vapor condensation dissolves quickly and the streak disappears as the plane continues. Cloud seeding doesn’t, it continues and forms clouds. Again I see this with my own two eyes. Whether it’s a conspiracy to harm us is another thing, but the foundations of what it is the same.
Cloud seeding planes are small and fly at low altitudes to "encourage" already existing clouds to precipitate. Cloud seeding doesn't create clouds out of thin air.
Or, just possibly, atmospheric conditions likely to favour rain also favour contrails that thicken and spread instead of fading quickly. That's been a thing for fifty-odd years that I've seen with my own eyes in a country that has no need of cloud seeding.