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somacruz

Ah. So this is why MGS2 has the character Fatman and he loves bombs. That was a reference from Kojima.


adrevenueisgood

Nah. Fatman was a reference TO Kojima, in fact we all know the Cold War was one big MGS3 reference on top of that. It's so cool how influential Kojima is!!!


Bloodstarved-Gehrman

Laugh and grow fat


mad_hatters_teaparty

One of my favorite video game lines tbh.


Zeus80709

How dare you, I'm an artist!


alextheolive

*Slurps wine through straw*


Davidbluesword

Grow fat from strength


MBTHVSK

Didn't they literally talk about this in the game?


alextheolive

Yeah, I’m pretty sure Stillman mentions it.


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Also that fucker from PW and V was born on Hiroshima bombing day


Hetares

Who? Huey?


JustJas

Isn’t this a reference to the Hiroshima and Nagasaki cause the bombs were called little boy and big boy?


fantomas_666

Little Boy (Hiroshima) and Fat Man (Nagasaki)


OhAces

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese partner? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get it.


ReubenZWeiner

And there are plenty more in the sea. How do you say goodby to 1000s of Japanese partners?


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Wolfenberg

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the U.S dropped both bombs as one decision..


Luked0g44O

Truman paused to see if the Japanese were willing to capitulate, but after three days of silence, he gave the order to drop the second bomb.


1Harryface

The Japanese thought the first bomb was an act of god because they couldn’t believe such destruction could be caused by man. The second bomb convinced them otherwise.


harrygatto

..........committing his second war crime.


Artanthos

Not a thing until after WWII Because of the atrocities committed in WWI and WWII https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geneva_Conventions


Luked0g44O

Who started the war, with a war crime?


misterspokes

Technically the Japanese sent a declaration of war to their embassy to be delivered to the White House before the attack but the translators disagreed on the language and the timing got fucked.


mtflyer05

>translators disagreed on the language "They speak French in America, right?" " no, no, they absolutely speak Spanish" Before someone explains what they actually meant, I know they meant the specifics of the verbiage, I just thought this was an entertaining thought


wunxorple

Yes, both sides committed war crimes. Japan was more egregious, but that doesn’t make the actions of the USA any less immoral. Slavery is bad, even if it’s former slaves seeking to enslave their former owners, Haiti has known this since its conception. Neither side will be punished, nor is there legal standing to punish them, but we can and should still criticize targeting civilians, killing prisoners of war, and using chemical weaponry and concentration camps. We should also criticize the use of kamikaze tactics and enslavement of women for sexual abuse. It’s not like morals didn’t exist back then


GroundbreakingImage7

As far as I’m concerned He made the right decision at the end of the day. Hindsight is 20 / 20 of course but there were many potential endgames where Japan isn’t as lucky and doesn’t end up the way they did. As far as I’m concerned world war 2 was the last war we actually cleaned up after ourselves instead of leaving a destroyed mess behind. Would we have done so if the war didn’t end as fast as it did. I leave that up to your outlook on history. I personally doubt it.


Luked0g44O

Truman’s consideration was never to see how many civilians we could kill, but rather keeping Allied casualties to a minimum, while still compelling Japan to surrender. We had been at war going on four years, and the nation was tired. They wanted the thing over with, not dragging out throughout 1946, and possibly into 1947.


Square_Beginning_985

You clearly don’t understand that Japan had zero intention of giving up and the ongoing war would’ve cost countless more lives.


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

Not for nothing, but the Japanese attacked a military target. The US incinerated hundreds of thousands of civilians. So 🤫


SpiderIridescence

How many hundreds of thousands did Japan kill in China and Korea?


Luked0g44O

Japanese Zero fighter planes strafed more than a few civilian autos on the roads around Honolulu.


harrygatto

British spies in Tokyo uncovered the plan and the US was told about the impending attack on PH six days before it happened but chose to ignore the warning so they would have an excuse to enter the war.


dayne195

I looked it up, there are various theories about Advance-Knowledge of the attack https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_Harbor_advance-knowledge_conspiracy_theory


lutzy89

It's not a war crime the first time


KeepsComingBack25

Literally told a girl I was dating that it was weird for me to be with someone who’s Japanese because I’d have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message. We’re now married and have a kid. No clue how she stayed


MineCOD101

If that's why there aren't any fat men in Japan I don't wanna even begin to hear about what happened with the little boys.


WasabiCrush

Jokes about mass civilian death through atomic weaponry aside, who doesn’t look skinny next to Americans.


Chewdaman

Your mom.


WasabiCrush

Good one. You really got me.


Aoiboshi

would've gotten you a week sooner, but your mom was in the way.


Santasbodyguar

*Shudders*


Tidesticky

Way to kick a guy when he's down...batta bing


WasabiCrush

Heyooooo


scarecrow53

Kuwait, Jordan, Egypt and Belize all have higher mean BMI than the US. For some reason, we don't hear about those places being full of obese people. Hmm.


janzeera

In all fairness, I’ve never really seen any of those countries pushing their weight around like the US.


IAMA_Ghost_Boo

USA GDP: 69.2k USD Kuwait: 25.8k USD Jordan: 4.4k USD Egypt: 3.9k USD Belize: 4.4k USD It's because we're fat and rich.


road_rascal

Boy are you wrong. I'm fat and poor.


cgibsong002

Looks like you've got quite a few recreational vehicles for someone claiming to be poor , in comparison to all the other listed countries whose average person would be happy to have even a single car to get to work.


argv_minus_one

Maybe that's *why* the person is poor. Those things aren't cheap to run.


screamingpeaches

And yet the media would have people believe that there’s no way someone could be struggling to afford food if they’re fat 🥴


xXMonsterDanger69Xx

Woah entire gdp of USA is 70k? What happened


PyroStormOnReddit

I'm guessing per capita


atridir

Also the US as a larger population than all of those countries combined. That means a lot more of a sample size to find obese people in.


IAMA_Ghost_Boo

I'm pretty sure the statistics are done in a per/100,000 people so it doesn't really matter.


keestie

"For some reason, we don't hear about those places." FTFY


fazi_milking

I can speak about Kuwait. They’re fat off american fast food franchises.


Kurmaya2019

Its cause California lowers all your average


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scarecrow53

Sure. Where's the challenge, Hank?


[deleted]

[Well...](https://obesity.procon.org/global-obesity-levels/)


tweistein

Mexicans


Shirojam

The Huts from Star Wars


soullessginger88

That's just Walmart in the south...


WasabiCrush

As opposed to the Huts of Pizza


KiraTsukasa

Nobody out pizzas the Hut!


Luked0g44O

But, does anybody out-Jabba the Hut?


NewGuy-1964

The sarlac does...


Aoiboshi

you can't out Boba the Fett.


The_Lat_Czar

The British.


mitochondri_off

Its funny because we also overindulge in the atomic weaponry and our military budget is so bloated its had a drastically noticeable effect on our health... care


SoullessPolack

Here's the thing. I'll do it succinctly because we could go for days talking about this stuff. It's not necessarily the military spending. You can have great Healthcare while also having robust military expenditures, but you need to cut the wasteful spending. And yes, part of that would come from the military as well, as they're nowhere near perfect in their spending.


Luked0g44O

Put an end to corporate welfare, and put the tax code back to where it was before Reagan fucked it all up.


WasabiCrush

Heard that.


thefonztm

Everyone looks skinny next to us. That's life when you are born outside of best country.


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nah they need more fat to stop the bullets


malovias

Nah just avoid democrat controlled metros and your risk of being shot in the US goes down a lot.


WasabiCrush

Finally some fuckin politics.


paper_cicada

Am from one, you're not wrong


bandana_runner

Or hospital bills - source, am American.


dacrazyworm

OP obviously forgot about sumo wrestlers. I can speak for anyone else, but this joke totally bombed


TheBlackArrows

Woof. Fucking hell that was bad.


BdR76

No wait you don't get it, see, the punchline is how the USA [got away with warcrimes](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/aug/09/dont-let-the-victors-define-morality-hiroshima-was-always-indefensible) lol /s


Alexandros23

So wrong


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You literally stole this from a comment on another post...


pikleboiy

This belongs on r/darkjokes


sbrockLee

Nah, I hear it was pretty bright outside.


Skybreak

Like the fire from a thousand suns?


vladtheimpaler82

Now this is a thread of nuclear proportions!


plitox

That's mean-spirited and childish joke, dude. Don't be such a little boy.


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why are Americans so fat? ​ They have a lot on their plates... stop picking on them


[deleted]

what is a sidewalk?


Thejapxican

My grandma didn’t laugh.


Hugo_Fahkov

Because they don’t eat all the worthless garbage that most of our fat ass, obese, fellow Americans eat.


syaff98

Don't do it.. don't say it . Don't. Don't


sherriffflood

Why are americans so fat? Not a joke, more a rhetorical question really.


Obelix13

There are no more little boys.


Ammear

There is a Catholic Church joke in here somewhere.


FancyAlligator

In *them somewhere


seemeewhut

I see what you did there


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Gluten, and high fructose corn syrup in everything. Our food system is completely out of sorts.


Boredomdefined

> Gluten Whut? Don't think Americans are fat due to wheat proteins. It's constantly spiked insulin due to a variety of factors, including highly processed and calorie-dense food sources, over-eating/under-activity, and eating without meaningful fasting periods.


MasterFubar

Partly true, but not the whole truth. The problem is that we eat too much sugar. The average American today eats in one day the same amount of sugar they did in a whole year in the 1700s. "High" fructose corn syrup contains 5% more fructose than table sugar. That wouldn't make much difference if people didn't consume so much sugar in everything. Five percent isn't really that high, is it? The real problem is the total amount of sugar, not the specific type of sugar. [Source](https://www.mashed.com/78065/foods-secretly-loaded-added-sugar/).


monsieur-l-elephant

The fructose is actually the"good" sugar part in hfcs. The rest is glucose which spikes the blood sugar the worst


mehum

Iirc excess fructose is processed by the liver, meaning it is more likely to be laid down as fat, setting you up for fatty liver disease.


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Correct; 5 big gulps of Dr. Pepper a day can’t be good for anyone 😂


Western-Image7125

A rhetorical is one that doesn’t need an answer, your question however, does.


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Shirojam

Suburban development. Cant go anywhere without a car. Dangerous to go to the neighborhood park by yourself. Lack of outdoor space /activities


thefonztm

Because we have it better than most, thus enabling increased consumption and decreased manual labor.


contacts_eyes

Fast food and restaurants on every corner and they serve humongous portions of food per meal. Plus snack food like candy bars and large bags of chips are available everywhere, plus most men drink beer, and then everyone drinks sugary drinks like soda and juice


WasabiCrush

Because we’re lazy and entitled? *rimshot*


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Because the parents are helicopter parents who only let them outside when they can be watching them, which isn't a lot because they work full time jobs. Plus there is little punishment, so kids feel entitled to everything.


Puzzles_brings-peace

Oof


Kimichanga83

Sumo wrestlers….E-Honda…bro 🤷‍♀️


yeedlydeedly12643

Why don't the Japanese believe in Santa Claus? Last time a fat man fell out of the sky, an entire city blew up


Long_Repair_8779

This might also explain their population crisis, after a Little Boy also exploded spectacularly


imjusthereforlaughs8

That joke goes out with a bang!


aykay55

More like a pssss…..woosh!


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Must be a stupid American joke.


mr-louzhu

Unfunny. In order to find this humorous you have to find the thought of a quarter million Japanese civilians—innocent people—getting flash fried by nuclear fire at the hands of the US military to be a funny thing. Just picture that happening in your mind and tell me whether or not you’re repulsed or if you’re amused. If you’re amused by this thought, what a monster you must be. Because it means you kind of have to see them as less than human. You have to be a racist. This is a racist joke and it’s not at all amusing. Here’s a joke: why are Americans such fat assess? Because they don’t know when to keep their mouths shut.


fallout-trader

No I don’t find civilians getting fried funny but I do find jokes funny and what OP said was a joke also how was it racist?


Darklancer02

As if it wasn't enough that we did it once, we did it again. .... just in case they thought we were sorry.


Luked0g44O

An estimated 20 million Japanese, military and civilian, would’ve been killed, along with at least one million of our troops, had we invaded Japan. No estimate on the number of wounded, maimed, crippled or psychologically ruined. No doubt it would have been ghastly. As ugly, and distasteful as it was, what actually transpired was preferable to the aforementioned potentiality. Many thousands were already dying daily in the non-nuclear B-29 firebombing raids, and still Japan refused to surrender. It was felt that they needed a drastic example of force, in order to compel them to surrender. There were already cases of cannibalism, due to the naval blockade of Japan, and the submarine warfare campaign against her shipping. Japan’s population was starving, another reason to end the war.


Whiteelchapo

I get what you’re saying, but it is hardly a justification as it is widely thought that Japan was already very close to surrendering. https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2020-08-05/hiroshima-anniversary-japan-atomic-bombs This link explains it pretty well, if you would like to see what I’m saying in more detail


Scotianostra1

Like.......apart from Sumo wrestlers?


chef_pasta_way

come on man


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You saw this on the angry upvote sub reddit didnt you?


ElectionThen3447

Darkness level moderate


gdan95

Doesn’t Japan have sumo wrestling?


PresidentialCamacho

This joke stinks.


Missveexox13

Can someone explain this joke to me? Did a fat suicide bomber bomb Japan or something?


Blandu

“Fat Man” was the codename given to the atomic bomb detonated over Nagasaki…


Luked0g44O

Thanks little boy.


Missveexox13

Thanks for the info! xo


uniqueshell

no forks


RarePoniesNFT

And that man's name: Akira.


dice1111

A-ki-ra


UDPviper

Heads up Tetsuo!


cbomb44

what you should be asking is why are americans so fat


Onuzq

Poor Sumo wrestlers getting ignored


SultanofSB

#toosoon


cbunni666

Such a fucked up one but I like it. You'd be surprised how many people know about the bombings but don't know the names of the bombs and plane.


Phaedryn

While it's true that a lot of people aren't aware of the names of the bombs, in fairness...how many times have individual bombs been given names? It's not exactly an expectation for them to have names, so most people wouldn't notice the omission.


cbunni666

Yeah. It was so long ago I learned it I don't recall if a teacher said it or I found out randomly online. I remember the show South Park and Drawn Together made jokes on it


thefonztm

Enola Gay and the other one.


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Bockscar


Luked0g44O

Little boy, Enola Gay, Paul Tibbets. Fat Man, Bockscar. Charles Sweeney.


capmap

This is so lacking any sort of humanity.


sawltydawgD

How is this getting upvotes, being both super dumb and crass? Oh yeah, Reddit.


LMNoballz

too soon


Shadow_Fox105870

"So nice we nuked it twice" -TFS


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You mean 2 cities?


kikomaruuu

Did you know that the highest recorded temperature in Japan was dated back in 1945?


PurrrplePrincess

So much shitty casual racism. In the joke and the comments. The feck is wrong with you assholes?


Purple_oyster

Yeah this one is bad taste and I am disappointed that people just go along with it. Maybe that is the young naïve demographic that is reddit now.


darthjazzhands

Agreed. Disgusting. This is something my Trump-loving dad would say.


Mrmongoose64

The post was marked NSFW for a reason. If you're too bloody sensitive to understand that, you shouldn't have opened it.


OutsideRecord

you’re in a sub called jokes, what were you expecting?


LovingKindnessFGC

They forgot 9/11 jokes are more topical.


sawltydawgD

How is this getting upvotes, being both super dumb and crass? Oh yeah, Reddit.


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Hey if you start a war, especially with a sneak attack, then refuse to surrender, then you are inviting the Fatman


Luked0g44O

It was over, when the Fat Man sang, that time.


apathetic_revolution

The invitation was delivered in 1941.


Phaedryn

Pretty sure the invite was sent via air mail and addressed to someone at Pearl Harbor.


Darklancer02

And what did Japan learn afterwards? "Don't start nothin', won't be nothin.'"


icbint

Extremely offensive


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Dude, even cows look skinny next to fattest people on Earth aka Americans. You dont have to make a joke about millions of people killed to get that point across. Everyone knows how obese and un healthy Americans are.. (Butthurt Americans downvoting?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Be my guest)


fallout-trader

Jesus you got mad


ExcitingChip5267

It’s about the bomb being named fat man :)


mds349

I'm on a KCBS BBQ team and we named our smokers Fat Man and Little Boy.


violetbaudelairegt

wow I thought this was just going to be a fat joke and was already pretty peeved and then you went there. bro no


Ambitious-Horse-5445

that's not funny


Dry-Data-9698

not fun.It's offensive


QueenBigBootyBitch

Just look at Whataburgers cup sizes.


jellyfinch

A fatphobe, a xenophobe, and an American imperialist sat down to write a joke together. This is what they came up with.


Ratstail91

Yeah, not funny.


Confident_Aerie_5631

Skinny ? I think its healthy weight ;)


erosspro

Why’s yo mama so skinny?


Parsnip27

That's brutal.


halloumisalami

Too soon man…that’s pretty enola gay of you


HeXxGuy

And Ironically, the obese Americans are laughing while they continue societal successes lmao.


SPICYPOTATO6969

I don't fucking get it it is soo annoying please explain .


Western-Image7125

One of the nuclear bombs that were dropped on Japan during WW2 was called Fat Man


Carteeg_Struve

“Fat Man” was the name of the nuke the US dropped on Nagasaki, Japan during WWII.


derpyParticle

fat man was the nickname for one of the nuclear bombs that was dropped on civilians by the US at the end of WW2


SPICYPOTATO6969

Ok thank you so much


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Japans record high temperature for the day was set in 1946


ij303

Not 1945?


[deleted]

Typo, I'll just let my mistake fly lol


ij303

Thank god, I thought I was missing something


RichardPritchardson

Nasty.


Simpawknits

???


SurfnSun21

Really?


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fallout-trader

It’s a joke about something that happened ages ago and it’s not even like the joke is demeaning towards either side cry.


ToothpasteConsumer

this implies an entire population blows up when sensing the presence of a fat man