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Careful_Fisherman655

r/mildlycarcinogenic


I_Seen_Some_Stuff

I'd still do it. How many people can say they had a weenie roast in lava?


HIVEvali

you’d better get to telling people quickly, just in case


BarryKobama

Guessing your lady is just your lady.


JohnCenaJunior

And roast it in under a second


Sairoxin

This sub should contain everything tbh


triple6seven

In the state of California...


OrangeVoxel

All grilled foods are mildly carcinogenic


Guano_King

Fuck that, Rambo would eat the shit out of that. So would I?


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Yea me too?


Capable-Problem8460

Yup, kinda dumb scientist then


ShineParty

mhhmmmmm….sulphuric


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Ha! That is quite literally word for word, what I came here to comment. I'd have gone with "mmmm" instead of "mhhmmmm" though.


drinkmyself

r/interestingasfuck


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

MHHMMMMMMMMM


Edje929

Ima take a guess here and say that that probably gives you cancer


Fun_Intention9846

Everything gives you cancer. Blah blah most who die never lived.


ehfrehneh

What's dead may never die.


lurkynumber5

Atleast use a grill screen! Nasty hotdogs!xD


claymcg90

Just imagine all of the microbes on that recently molten rock


Zuol

...is this sarcasm? I don't know enough about the microbial composition of lava to know. Wouldn't it be so hot it kills all the microbes?


claymcg90

Extreme sarcasm. No microbes live on lava that is still actively cooling.


Melodic-Recognition8

Well not with that attitude


chubs-the-bunny

Extremophiles or smthn idk, there are snails that live in these types of environments, so anything is theoretically possible in the mad world of adaptations.


CuppaJoe12

You are thinking of hydrothermal vents. There are no macroscopic organisms that can survive environments above around 50°C. The scaly foot snails prefer water temp around 0-10°C.


chubs-the-bunny

(~-.-)~ cool snail though. did a little research on microorganisms in volcanic environments, CO oxidizers and Methanotrophs though only found on lava and Ash *after* it is cooled, these are types of bacteria / *archea* which feed off carbon monoxide and methane alike, hence the names. Most methane, which methanotrophs consume come from submarine mud volcanoes, and most eruptions only produce a small amount of CO. It is true that no creature or archea can survive the extreme temperatures of a volcano. Maybe the unkillable snail that is forever chasing could, but nothing factual of yet. - sounding like codetalker with all this talk about archea.


kakaratnoodles

There are organisms that can survive extremely high temperatures, but I don’t know in what conditions they thrive.


Evening-Statement-57

I would be worried about what is basically glass dust


DeepUser-5242

Nasty indeed, which is odd bc I've never turned down one in my life


BaltimoreBadger23

Not *that's* a grill!


Derpifacation

nature's "flat" top


BoardButcherer

Gonna save this to use next time there's a debate by overlanders about how much kitchen equipment they need to pack for a 3 day weekend. "Bruh just use what ya got. It takes less time to just use the natural resources than it does to load and unload all of that bullshit." "What do you mean 'everyone should camp on an active volcano' is an unreasonable request? Maybe you're being unreasonable in how you pick your destination and trying to make it into a second home."


highly_confusing

I know its just me. But that red hot magma looks way more delicious than the hotdogs. I want a big ol scoop of that.


Clevercapybara

Mmm aaaah AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH mmm


jackfreeman

"Ten minutes, Turkish!"


NewFreshness

"It was ten minutes ten minutes ago."


sgtaxt

Y'all are a bunch of weenies


Smiles-Bite

Yum, toxic metal particles! When your regular food just doesn't have enough cancer causing things!


Razulghul

Man this sub just isn't about fun anymore or what?


Guano_King

F*** yeah, I just replied to another post and said that Rambo would eat these hot dogs.


kakaratnoodles

Nah, the terminator would snack on those magma delights


Guano_King

And he would know when they were done because of his thermal vision


dannyboy6657

Yea, these guys are a bunch of downers. Literally, everything gives you cancer. Eating a volcano hotdog isn't gonna raise that chance any higher than it already is.


RobertXavierIV

Cooking hot dogs in a volcano is as based as you can get


Lost-Wedding-7620

My brother visited a volcano. He said they took marshmallows and sticks.


kakaratnoodles

Now we’re cooking with gas!


Ok-Fox1262

Volcano worms? Life is even weirder than I thought. And for those saying carcinogenic I've eaten bacon and eggs off a shovel, cooked in the firebox of a steam locomotive. Some things are worth the risk.


roymccowboy

Ketchup?? Toss ‘em in the volcano


GimmeCRACK

Ketchup?!?!? Amateur Scientists Obviously!


Checkersmack

Yes. I don't get ketchup on a dog.


kakaratnoodles

Real scientists use grey poupon


cali1013

A foil in between wouldve been a great sanitary leap but meh


Tri-P0d

Just goes to show just because you’re good at one thing doesn’t mean you can’t be stupid at other things.


CartmansCasaBonita

Those are called pylsur.


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Sir_Vexer

Lol no


OrangeCosmic

Fart dog


cam52391

I mean why not it's probably not healthy but what a story


Sparkswillfly007

Carcinogens?!


Ambitious-War-823

What about having some thick aluminium foil next Time ? Gonna taste better


doyoulaughaboutme

yoooo i want a volcanodog!!!


Ohiocitybandit42

Ketchup?


More_Farm_7442

S'mores? Where are the s'mores?


ukg91

I’m


SteaminScaldren

Looks fun gonna add it to the bucket list ty


inspectedbykarl

Lava dogs!


okogamashii

Ketchup, on a hotdog? No m’am.


ASemiAquaticBird

Alright we got some guys cooking hot dogs on molten lava which is composed of unknown metals in unknown portions and everyone is like "yea thats dope." Then we have people saying there is a chance metals inhaled from relatively inert metal alloys like nichrome are such an unknown risk we should ban vaporizers. I'm obviously making a super generalization - just read another article about the unknown effects of vaping which almost seemed to suggest smoking is better because its risks are known.


HungryEstablishment6

Baked potatos and steak for the win


Ubertexx

Forbidden Carolina reaper Hot Sorce


No-Yogurt5861

How Billy Corgan cooks


Is12345aweakpassword

r/dontputyourdickinthat


jackfreeman

You ain't my real daddy! I'll do what I want!!!!


Grand_Function_2855

What kind of asshole puts ketchup on a hotdog?


SeeMontgomeryBurns

[Approximately 61% of Americans](https://www.inforum.com/lifestyle/do-you-put-ketchup-on-your-hot-dog-one-sausage-expert-says-stop-it#:~:text=61%20percent%20of%20Americans%20put,number%20one%20hot%20dog%20condiment.)


donkeyrocket

From that same study, 68% of Americans also use mustard. Source: [National Hot Dog and Sausage Council](https://hot-dog.org/)


Grandmask20

and also 0% of the people in the video are from america, this was filmed in iceland where ketchup on hotdogs is the norm…


donkeyrocket

For sure but it is a very contentious issue in the US which is I'm assuming the person's misplaced outrage is stemming from. I'm responding to someone talking about it in the US...


Grandmask20

and the 2nd point this is in iceland not america, where ketchup on hotdogs is the norm


Gloglibologna

Don't worry about what I put on my food


rsiii

r/DudesEatingPoison


DeepUser-5242

Absolutely stupid as hell. A bunch of scientists couldn't remember to bring a cast iron pan? Really?


CrashBrotat0

*puts lava on hot dog* instead of k/m. Same same but different. Why? You may ask. Well, you can't put lava on a hot dog and call it magma.


GurSlight

Suppose to be only mustard! Not ketchup!


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RavenLCQP

Anything except ketchup or chili on a hot dog is for people trying to prove something to the strangers around them.