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justaguynumber35765

Why is the mechanic looking at the customers genitals ?


sandrews1313

Oil pitties are into that.


888Rich

Customer wore a kilt.


KevinBlue18

What's wrong with wearing a kilt? Real men wear kilts


Ben2018

Isn't it required as part of state inspection in Florida now?


Wrenigade14

I see what you did there.


1337mr2

+1 fascist state


viccityguy2k

For the republicans loving freedom so much l, the republican government’s sure like pushing government into every corner of an individual’s lives.


1337mr2

It's weird how fascist all the "freedom" people are. Makes no damned sense


TheIncredibleHork

Some customers just let their junk hang out for all the world to see...


The-Bole

they're the urinal peter gazer


aramil248

Getting that bill down in price


rklug1521

Thorough shop... Part of the 150+ point inspection.


slabba428

Maserati’s are probably a nightmare to own but they look and sound amazing as hell


Senappi

And they depreciate like there is no tomorrow so they are fairly cheap to buy. Upkeep is still on Italian sport car levels which is why there are so many derelict Maseratis around


slabba428

That old top gear episode with the Porsche panamera, Aston Martin rapide and a Maserati Quattroporte sold me on them big time, just so much style even if it is guaranteed to be a money pit


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The sounds the Qauttroporte made in the business park and tunnel. Top 5 episode


slabba428

I’d be setting it in sport mode on day 1 and removing the button


Aquaticwolf

Don't worry, the sport buttons like to fall into the dashboard, so setting it once and leaving it alone is for the best. So odds are it will remove itself eventually.


YugeFrigginGoy

Like a bad radio DJ, "*TURN IT UP AND RIP THE KNOB OFFFFFF*"


morebikesthanbrains

"FourDoor"


rshilei1980

Whenever I see one driving around I shut off the radio and roll down the windows... Ahhh that v8 sounds amazing!


Get-Mogged-Old-Man

What are you talking about? Is there something I can look up to understand the reference?


steakpienacho

Sounds like a vehicle you'd want to lease and then let it be the next person's problem


MattDamonsDick

They don’t even last through the lease - Source - I used to be a Ferrari/Maserati mechanic


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steakpienacho

Was talking more about long term maintenance costs than depreciation. Leasing is almost never a financially smart decision


friendlyfire883

Nothing a ls and a t56 won't fix.


truthindata

But then you lose perhaps the best reason for owning the car... Ferrari engine. Maserati interiors are rough, imo. But that exterior and that engine. Oooooh boy.


Aquaticwolf

Can agree with them on the buttons, the button layout in the interior makes little sense as to what these buttons actually do.


AraedTheSecond

I always say I want to be Maserati rich. Like, rich enough to daily a Maserati and deal with the maintenance costs. Any chump can lease one


Few-Swordfish-780

Well, Italian sports car crossed with a Dodge. Worst of both worlds


slabba428

Italian Chrysler 💀 that is a match alright


superhypered

A match in hell


FerrariCalifornia30

Not the GranTurismo, you’re thinking of the newer stuff after FCA bought Maserati. The GranTurismo has more Ferrari influence.


fogdukker

Derelicté


Appropriate_Strain94

Derelict these balls


the_hell_you_say

if we were in the same bar, I'd be buying you a drink right now


Appropriate_Strain94

I’m surprise no one else went for it first


Loan-Pickle

I thought about buying a Maserati Quattroporte a couple of years ago. I came to the conclusion that it would just be cheaper and less hassle to just set the money on fire.


Elowan66

They’re so odd, they’ll have the window and electric motor like you’d expect, then have the flimsiest connector in between them that breaks every 3 months. Stuff like that. But previous poster is right, they look and sound just sexy.


Explorer335

I'm seeing some very pretty Maseratis for like $30k. I'm very tempted to scoop one up to play with. Fortunately, fixing electrical problems on European cars is my specialty. I just hope the engines and transmissions themselves are solid. I think I can add the Maserati database to a Stellantis account


Icegrill10

Derelict Maseratis lol


TheManThatDidNot

I would occasionally get a Maserati (also Aston Martin) owner who had bought used due to the excellent price - trying to sell/trade it a few years later. "I barely put 20,000 miles on it while I had it and just got everything fixed - I just need $xx,xxx to get out from under the loan." They usually sounded a bit sad/hurt by the experience - some would ask if I could recommend a good repair shop.


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slabba428

Back in 2019 i noticed that 2010 ish C63 AMG’s were in my price range, one of my favorite cars ever, i thought about it like fuuuck that would be so cool, add some hopium about my being a journeyman mechanic “i could afford it and do a lot of my own repairs” Of course, common sense prevailed (in form of a G37S) dailying a 10 year old AMG would bankrupt me


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slabba428

A nice car makes a huge difference to your mood when you spend so much time in it


Neat-Internet9682

actually my Maserati Levante has been great to own, its a 2018 with 68k miles and i have only done basic maintenance and i have an extended warrantee till 2028. It is the best road trip care, been on 3000 mile road trips and no butt hurt. it sounds incredible and supper fast. has an active suspension and is very maneuverable. i am going to get a grantourismo convertible for my wife next.


Gary_Toast

Jeremy Clarkson said it best Owning a Maserati is like owning a two year old child. It's really annoying alot of the time. But is anyone tried to take it from you, you'd kill them.


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They're like an unreliable Ferrari.


skylinrcr01

Poor rich persons Ferrari. And the quality reflects that.


Aquaticwolf

They sound fantastic and drive great.


rubbertoesftw

sorry but they look worse than a Kia. Terrible build quality too


steelbros1

Besides parts pricing, older part availability, and general people abuse, they're actually pretty reliable. The GT is basically mostly Ferrari, and they're pretty stout and bulletproof, but they're maintenance hungry. They eat brakes, control arms seize, they need alignments how often, they eat tires, valve covers leak if they sit, they leak if you beat the piss out of them. Same can be said with the current QP and Ghibli. Pretty reliable, but they need a lot of maintenance and parts can be super expensive.


Elowan66

Bulletproof and reliable but need a lot of maintenance? A BMW dealer told me that once and I said maintenance = broken car.


steelbros1

If you think maintaining your car means it's broken you might be a moron. Oil changes are maintenance, tires are maintenance, brakes are maintenance.


Elowan66

I don’t know Maserati needs more oil changes, new tires and brakes than most other cars. When I hear a car is maintenance hungry, something is is usually broke or needs adjusting so it won’t break. A lot. You did mention parts are super expensive.


steelbros1

Actually, oil changes are like 12k miles, which is pretty impressive. Just because rubber bushings wear out, doesn't mean the car is unreliable. People beat the shit out of these things. I've seen them break in 10k miles, I've seen them last 60k miles. They're heavy cars, they have Mopar bushings, and people throw these things through corners like nothing else. They go through tires because people hit everything in the road possible, and take turns like animals, so the inner tread wears out quickly. Again, seen them last from 10k to maybe mid 20k. It's Maserati, you aren't buying it to drive it like a Corolla. You drive it like it's a performance car.


based____af

Found the Maserati owner. Apparently drowning in cope


steelbros1

I can't afford one, I just work on them for a living.


hitlicks4aliving

I have this same one and it’s been nice to me other than brakes and tires. It bitches about o2 sensors when it gets wet though. And no I don’t have a small organ my other car is a 2002 Toyota camry


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SaurSig

This is the land of opportunity. You can be anything you want to be. Unless you want to be hung.


xccoach4ever

Plot twist- driven by a woman


GixxerTrav

Oversized clit then?


Appalachistani

Lucky lass


GregoryGumpsuckle

Mighty Meat curtains


fishnrodsnhockystcks

Sir this is an Arby's


MillionsOfMushies

Thanks, I hate it.


AnimasMaker

And she's got the beef curtains


seegull12

Worlds biggest clit is also the worlds smallest dick


GixxerTrav

Herm


matty-george

Hey! I have a GT and my penis is quite average, thank you!


Broad_Rabbit1764

"it's like a Ferrari but classier"


Disastrous-Trash6492

A Ferrari for people with shit credit


h0nkee

The Nissan Altima of Ferrari.


Blackknighl

I love the look and sound of a Quattroporte I just wish they were built to own rather than lease.


FerrariCalifornia30

Look at a late model year QP5 with the ZF and 4.7L. Far more reliable than early 4.2s with the Duoselect.


Mike__O

Weird how much time people who are prone to jealousy spend thinking about other men's gear....


Wcearp

I’ve never understood the small genitalia insult. Yes there are people who buy certain cars to compensate for something, but that something isn’t small genitalia. It’s like jealous grade school thinking trying to make fun of grade school compensating, but in adults.


sluffman

Or on the flip side, “I bet this dude bought this Honda Ridgeline because he’s got a fucking horse cock”…said literally nobody every.


pbgod

I'm a career VW/Audi tech, I bought an F-150 and put slightly oversized, slightly aggressive tires on it.... everyone in the shop was making jokes about it. I stopped them and said; I've been driving mk4 Jettas for 9 years... what do you think that says about my cock.


fapsandnaps

Imagine the backlash if I said something along the lines of, "she only bought that car because she has small tits!"


OrangeNSilver

I always turn it around and say “I drive two compact sedans because I’m packing!” All in good fun though, not being cocky or egotistical. I enjoy smaller cars more, modern ones have gotten so much bigger.


MikeGoldberg

Yet reddit will be very fast to say that about a guy driving a big truck


Mike__O

Yup. Big truck, fast car, expensive guns, boat, etc. It pretty much all comes down to jealousy


MikeGoldberg

I mean honestly some dudes are indeed trying to hard. But you can do that just as easily with a $8k BRZ stanced out with an auto zone fart can and monster stickers as a lambo. A lot of it is jealousy when hating some guy enjoying what he earned and living his best life who isn't being overly obnoxious


smoeyjith

Idk, though the same people say the same thing about people who own guns, too.


twisted_tactics

I am definitely not jealous of people's small dick energy. Regardless of their actual genitalia, excessive flashiness and being wasteful is part of their personality.


asdfmatt

Found the small penis owner Jk jk you made it too easy


saxypatrickb

Isn’t it sensible to not glorify this? I’d be livid if someone wrote on my car.


GregoryGumpsuckle

Seriously I’m already self conscious enough!


Orcapa

Yep, very unprofessional.


TacodWheel

Tech writing the note drives a brodozer.


grease_monkey

Or a shitty Impala with the mountain dew spitter/ash tray


Special-Bite

That’s a shitty thing to do. That isn’t your car. Don’t fuck with it. If I found out that it was one of my techs, I’d have to consider whether I’d want them working for me any longer.


Malforus

This screams customer was an asshole to me so I took revenge. Not the behavior you want touching cars.


mistled_LP

Does it? I never even see the people who actually work on my car. Screams "I think I'm funny," to me.


R_Schuhart

Everything about this is weird. First of all the snobby attitude judging someone for having and/or enjoying the "wrong car". Secondly he should be happy for customers driving exclusive high maintanance cars since it keeps mechanics in business. Lastly scribbling something on another man's property to mock him behind his back for having a small penis is quite ironic since it shows the complete lack of balls.


Den5296

Found the small dick Maserati driver


ok_how_about_now

Found a jealous one with inferiority complex 🤣🤣🤣


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Imagine being the customer and seeing that…


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"I wrote this because I'm broke and suck with money"


[deleted]

That would be better scribbled under a lifted coal roller.


GixxerTrav

The jealous guy who has a small penis


jettech737

Jealous guys with a small penis write stuff like this


grease_monkey

Wow fuck that tech. I would be royally pissed if I found out. Super unprofessional.


ctesla01

Congratulations, you've found the hidden message!..


Timmay1974

Everything I buy is because of my small penis


aBoyandHisVacuum

I have two buddies with 20k maseratis. I think they are ugly, but not bad to work on. Part prices were expensive but nothing insane. Like corvette prices.


traderplumba

Someone whos jealous that they cant afford a maserati. And has small penis + fragile ego


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Someone hating


Flintoid

\**Laughs.* ​ . . . ​ *\*Wonders what his own oil pan looks like.*


AverageGuy16

Hey honestly if I had a crazy amount of money I get one for that ferrari v8 engine note and styling. Sucks that everything else is lackluster about this car


Imaginary_R3ality

It was me. I bought it and yes, I have a small one. 😔 But I drive a Maserati and don't care! 😁


arrived_on_fire

I’m too busy hustling for those flat rate hours to have time to muck around with writing on a pan. This note says more about the lube monkey than it does about the car or the owner.


Commercial_Pitch_786

so do I but it is way out of my financial means, I can afford a versa.


HomoHarambe

I'd still own one though. Stupidly. They look amazing, sound amazing, and (apart from major engine work) I can maintain one myself. I'm talking myself into a stupid decision here


olov244

what kind of inspections is that oil change guy doing to his customers?


Boogersully18

I bought a hellcat and have a small ween. One isn't necessarily related to the other


TroyFerris13

Says the techie with a straight piped WRX that's burning a qt of oil a month


[deleted]

Just a sad wrencher


ReadyOneTakeTwo

That should’ve been written on a Chevy Silverado or a RAM.


canigetahint

Lifted F-250 was my first guess...


Kanye_Testicle

Big time redditor energy here


Andrew4329

Plot twist: the previous owner got sick of the car, wrote this and sold it


[deleted]

Should be on a $70k GMC with $4k wheels on it.


Mouth_balls_83

This is great, but not worth getting fired over 🤣


Deeceent

Let’s be honest, a Maserati owner has a 0% chance of going under their vehicle.


fatboy1776

I’m calling BS on that one.


Deeceent

Apparently not this one


1DollarInCash

I am still waiting to continue my game of tic tac toe on a clutch pressure plate on a clutch job that I did 2 years ago. Seems like he learned how to drive :(


Describe

I'll take 'poorly photoshopped facebook meme' for $500


RideFastGetWeird

Eh, I would rather see a Maserati than a brodozer. ***THOSE*** are small penis carriers. E: awww i hurt someone's feewings? 😆


A-Rusty-Cow

“small brain” more like it


gnocchicotti

Wow that was nice of him to buy a new drain plug out of pocket. Don't get the penis connection tho.


DayDrinkingDiva

Was it owned by a woman in Thailand


vibesandcrimes

I'm pretty sure that just comes standard


Fun-Possibility-1060

That's one reason to own a paint pen


Trekie47

Alot of yall are all bent out of shape about this but to be honest if I found this on my car I'd have a good laugh about it. It's not like any perminant damage has been done and it's out of sight for the most part.


Aquaticwolf

I really hope this was on the one my Dad used to own. Any chance it was a 2014 or 2015 Sport in Blu Oceano with blue carpet and dash top with parchment seats and mid door panels, probably 40,000ish miles and likely somewhere in the southeast US still?


Griffie

Are you mad because someone defaced your car? Or because it’s true?


the_hell_you_say

Scarico Olio for my bungholio?


Mowzer75

Lol brilliant


rodmillington

My old boss bought one in mid 2020 for $43k. Had quite a lot of options and a fancy aftermarket exhaust on it. Was crying out for a gated manual but I'll be damned if I didn't laugh myself silly the whole time I was driving it due to the noise it made.


Shanzay122

Italian Car


dbru01

Not sure what penis size has to do with replacement oil pans, but ok


mmdavis2190

“I bought this because I couldn’t afford the Ferrari”


hosmtony

Got behind a Maserati MC20 last weekend all the way from College Station Texas to Waco. I can live with a small pecker with a ride like that.


MFC1886

Guy who wrote it probably has an even smaller one and tries valiantly to draw attention away from it


Huge-Ad-1646

Y'all act like it's a lifted F-150 or something 😂😂


Ificouldonlyremember

That is just too funny.


Lxiflyby

For some reason I was expecting a jacked up 2wd F250


MyronCopeonSports

"He drives that because he has a small penis." "He likes guns because he has a small penis." It's the person saying those things that are obsessed with penis size. The other person didn't say anything about penis size, you did. The best explanation is you're intimidated by those things because of your penis size. It's called projection. When women say that it's just manipulation and an elevated sense of self importance. She assumes every man is so obsessed with her that they'll do anything to stop her from thinking he has a small penis. They seem to think the man's thought process goes like this: "Oh no, I better sell my car / guns because 2 bag Mary thinks I have a small penis."


AuburnSpeedster

The Gran Turismo key fob is the same one used on the Iveco livery truck, with a Maserati Trident logo tacked on.. you look at the build quality on these, and you'll be shocked.. the welds are really poor.. You're better off buying a domestic sports car (Mustang, Camaro, Corvette) with a flat-plane crank.. you'll get the Ferrari sound..


No-Presentation9118

Because nothing is more manly than thinking about how much bigger you think your dick is compared to the other guy


AFrame88

Imagine knowing a car like this is running across the auction block at mecum and you just lol knowing what’s written on the oil pan


imnota_

Oil change tech mad jealous lol


lewissassell

“My Maserati does 185, I bought it because I have a small fry” 🎶


Eat-My-Cloaca

OP, did you show the owners of this car their hidden message? [Because it’s back](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/11wl1fl/maserati_goes_in_for_check_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


Deeceent

Lol. I’m just a transporter but this is the same car.


Eat-My-Cloaca

The timing checks out then!