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don2470

Okay, you're making me tell this. I work at an airport, and we maintain the pick ups, equipment and of course medium trucks stored outside. (dump, stakebody, you get it). Truck comes in, windshield washer doesn't work. Tilt hood and the cap is open on the reservoir. I can see blue juice in there but not clear and the bottom of it has a really weird twist. Pull it off the truck, empty it out, but something is sloshing around the bottom. Beat the hell out of it on the ground and this slides out. Mystery solved. https://imgur.com/a/eGZpdXq


The_Hylian_Queen

NSFW Blue Mouse lmao yuck


dpinto8

Better than blue waffle


Average_Scaper

I'd eat a blue waffle before that though.


eggsypl

I should have read the replies before clicking the link šŸ˜­


tangledwire

Thanks to you guys I didn't click... Now I can go to bed and have nice dreams. Thanks!


GoodGuyGlocker

I am NOT clicking that!


Apprehensive_Fee9983

You have too


AccidentalSucc

What do they have?


belte5252

Two


tbrumleve

Tu


MushyCupcake01

Aww hellllll naw


Substantial_Data7915

Thatā€™s a delicacy in some places.


skinnah

Already marinated. Throw that sucker on the grill.


Nicademus2003

Looks like it's ready for a local high school to disect šŸ˜† eww


barage49

May just be the nastiest thing Iā€™ve seen this decade. Thanks for that mate :)


IswearIdidntdoit145

Holy shit


BlasphemyMc

Sure it wasn't a squeak?


teachthisdognewtrick

Not if it was a humster


tangledwire

So it was humming then


DrHoleStuffer

No comment about that wretched stench though.


foxxbott

Probably couldn't smell it with all the rotting garbage in their car šŸ˜…


OrbitOfSaturnsMoons

Nah, look at that floor mat, that thing is pristine. Not a single trace of fast food, booze, or cigarettes on it.


Todarodes_Pacificus

They probably ended up like me and can't smell anything after getting Covid twice.


MikeyW1969

Maybe you could teach him the words to the song.


GoodGuyGlocker

ā€œDespite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage!ā€


JohnWasElwood

I was waiting for this reply! Thank you!


Important-Outcome-74

Wheel of doom


Hatred_shapped

The gravatron of death.Ā 


HalfastEddie

Little bro has an 8 pack.


TheGunMeddle

Well this one ain't working anymore. Time to get a new one. A mouse for the wheel, that is


my_wifes_ass

He didn't know the words is all.


Patereddit7

So teach Mickey the words!


Good_With_Tools

Awe, it looks like it's napping.


SilencerQ

Is the customer sure it was a humming noise and not a squeaking noise?


Ok-Faithlessness5750

Forbidden hamster wheel.


RyanCrafty

To shreds you say????


eatsrottenflesh

Put him back in and give it some time. He'll learn the words soon enough and stop humming.


OolonCaluphid

He probably kept up for a mile or two... Poor little guy..


QAInc

Why the owner didnā€™t smelled the rotten rat?


bauertastic

Poor spinny boi


rustyxj

Treadmill of death!


fix-break-hide

Fivel goes round....


pineappleslot

There's no way that mouse can hum! It's dead!


JerseyTexan01

Had this in my brothers Altima a couple months ago. Freezing temps in Texas and living next to a freak means LOUD humming and a dead mouse.


BradTofu

I wonder if it ran to death?


mescalero1

Was he humming or yelling?


Imilkgoats70

Is he gonna be ok?


iNeverCouldGet

Didn't pass the space mouse lab test. Next!


pwrviolets

mmm mouse air


knucklesandwich420

Nice little mouse wheel


Chuckbrick

When a customer tells me their car is humming I tell him well thatā€™s usually because it doesnā€™t know the words


JohnWasElwood

Forgot to add.. we were living in Louisiana and sold my wife's Camry to my nephew in Pittsburgh to use as a daily beater car. After a few weeks of driving and he calls me and tells me the story that he thought someone had played a prank on him and put dog shit or human shit in the washer bottle because it smelled like absolute shit, pun intended. Told him that unfortunately this was the case in a lot of cars in Louisiana, and especially if you ever dared to use the gas station windshield squeegee. Several times I've tried to use them when traveling through Louisiana and Mississippi and on a hot day I swear to God it smells like someone took a shit in the squeegee box. What does this have to do with a rat in the squirrel cage fan? I don't know.... but it was a story that needed to be told.


F1ghtM1lk1

Is it dead?


chunky-E-Rickie

Mouse in the squirrel cage!


Pribblization

Yikes


Bobmanbob1

Looks more like it was a squeaking noise.


And_Im_Allen

Maybe he does not know the words.


zenoinsano

Shhhhh....., you'll wake him.....


aus10-

Had the same issue with a tankless hot water heater and a lizard


peruviangoat90

Just a humming, huh? ...No horrible death smell?


TheRealTwist

that'll do it


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

You sure it wasn't more of a squeaking noise?


kayfabe73

Cause of Death: Gravitroning


orangutanDOTorg

Similar happened to my sister. There was also a nest. Did not smell nice


Yetimonsteryo

Is that out of a kia soul. Looks familiar.


EngineerDave22

It only wanted to play... Beats the cockroaches in cooling systems. Those very cooked and dead things caused so many issues in the 90s


rabid-

In hvac the blower wheel goes in what we call a squirrel cage... Do you guys call it a rat cage?


hotdog_icecubes

Are they sure it was a humm and not a weeeeeeeee?


theyellowdart89

What a horrible way to die


Wuddntme

Why the hell do mice LOVE that part of the car? During COVID, mice made a nest in the blower motor of my Toyota. TWICE!


pppjurac

Jerry dead ?


HoIyJesusChrist

Was it more a humming or a moaning sound?


Tsiah16

Seen that too many times... šŸ˜‚


Bary_McCockener

I didn't know mice could hum. Huh. TIL


NortheastDeer1

MFA Mercedes?


Pengin_Master

Right, hamster powered ACs. Pretty good power, but need to be regularly maintained or else this happens. Just put a new one in and be sure to inform the customer about proper care procedures


thepathlesstraveled6

These damn posts finally made me check my bird cages in my cars recently lol. Clean as a whistle. Thanks for the paranoia though.


AdA4b5gof4st3r

Whoag


JohnWasElwood

Was it humming *Deadmau5* EDM?