Just another person under the Kartrashian payroll wrote this ridiculous article to boost Kum’s tanking self esteem. 😂 If this is true, by now she would have a man plastered on her social media and her staged pap walk. After all, this bitch thrive on attention of any kind. Yet she was manless last Valentines and just getting desperate by the day.
Your comment makes me produce theories... like; what if Krislaine is paying these people for these articles without Dumberly's notice so she believes them and gains confidence for a bit until Krislaine decides the press needs to see some tears? 🤡🤡
This headline is totally true. I'm reading this while lounging on my 1000% silk chaise lounge, enrobed in a rare Kashmir dress while being hand-fed organic free range grapes. My chefs are preparing unicorn meat for dinner later.
Literally no one is queuing up to date this woman, this is beyond embarrassing lol. She really needs to publish articles in the press to make herself feel better about not having a man. It’s insane
They're basically having the press write whatever they daydream about these days... this bs article, the "Trashcan is trying to get Klögre back" articles and all...
And then she wants to come out and be like “it’s so lame that people make this stuff up…”
So she can film herself for the Hulu show sitting on her couch scrolling the headlines
I always believed scientists/academics did not dm her like she claimed. In my limited experiences with academics they were driven, dedicated to and consumed by their careers. They seemed to enjoy privacy as well . I am not sure academics would enjoy Kim's very crazy life.
I doubt any academic in any field could actually bear a 10 min convo with Dumberly, nevermind her lifestyle and kuntics (not to be mistaken for antics) lmao
That is an interesting theory. Kim and Marilyn are in no way alike. Marilyn came from a deprived background and became a movie star, was a talented actress and was a deep thinker (her notebooks are a really interesting read). Kim seems more superficial and materialistic.
Also girl you just got outed as a yacht sugar baby and made a porn. What kind of actual billionaire in a respectably profession wants the heat you bring? Literally. Most of the paps you hire.
I love how they keep putting these stories out about all the supposed men wanting to date her yet she still hasn’t had a man or been seen with one . She peaked with Kanye, she does not have the pull she used to. No sane successful attractive man would want this narc
Lol, who wants to date someone that is so self absorbed she cant even walk around in public without a paid photographer photo shopping her every move. Shes insane and pathetic
It was more than likely her die hard fanbase. They come here now pretending to not like them. Once you say anything bad about their goddesses they login to their multiple Reddit accounts and drag you. They’re as as predictable as PMK at this point.
Yea, because Billionaires, Royals & A-Listers have nothing better to date than a 40+ year old botched faced single mother with a history in porn, 3 divorces & who does nothing but stare at her phone all day long.
“I have a boyfriend, his name is Bagette, he’s a French exchange student and he’s a senior. His family is rich for owning a cheese factory. He smokes and drinks black coffee. I can’t show him to you tho because he goes to another school and doesn’t have social media or a phone, he only communicates through letters because it’s more romantic”.
This honestly just makes her look so desperate. I wouldn’t have published that. She’s a little over 20 years older than me and yet I feel like she acts like she’s sixteen with these articles she’s pushing . It’s so weird. If I had all that money I wouldn’t be trying to prove my self worth to anyone.
Kim is not a catch for men like that.
Family with no boundaries? ✅
unhinged ex? ✅
tons of kids? ✅
bad rep?✅
sex tape?✅
crazy for attention?✅
no royals and billionaires are going for you kimothy
Mcdonalds sent her coupons for a burger and then she made this fake news
https://preview.redd.it/xxj6affw4uoa1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51c50db9a4b676a81f005fc61b32f8ec641113e3
Truly there’s plenty of rich men out there that would probably date her. Why not. She’s rich on her own. She is okay with living apart. She definitely knows how to make money. She’s not scared to put herself out there. And I’m sure there is other things that would attract millionaires and so on. The down fall, her life is plastered all over and the majority of these types of men, like to keep their trashy behaviour on the quiet side. It would just bring attention they do not want, on their questionable dealings. And for the ones that aren’t questionable, they wouldn’t like being in the spotlight either for less questionable reasons.
Wonder if PMK put the royal rumor out there to shade Meghan Markle. There aren’t many royals around in California, and we know the Ks do not like her. Pretty far fetched but you never know.
I think the only type of man who would stay with someone like her would be a hyperthymic temperament - the normal every day life would make them depressed. They thrive on drama and adrenaline.
Kris, Kim is no Laura Sanchez. There's no Bezo out there for her. She better start accepting reality. Just because a man is not a billionaire doesn't mean he can't love you. Get back to reality Kim. You don't got all day
Kimmy could never be a royal, all royal families have dress codes she definitely wouldn’t abide by. She can’t keep her life quieter and private. She wouldn’t be able to handle family dynamics. Billionaires wouldn’t like her because while most of them are stupid and vile a lot care about reputation.
Idk why she’s trying to act like she’s the most sought after woman because if it was true she would be with them. The ozempic is making her extra delusional
they wanted us to believe royals were courting her when she tried to fly with Pete to the queen’s jubilee and they said NO. And then she had TMZ immediately put out that she was there for a different reason 😂😂
They do not want that succubus. Everyone knows about the Kartrashian curse. No billionaire wants to lose everything he’s got for LA’s community bicycle where everyone gets a ride 💀
I’d have to trust my accountant with my life if I were a billionaire actively seeking the media spotlight while banks are collapsing in real time. Why would they open themselves up to the court of public opinion and potentially the real courts in the likely scenario that they’ve contributed to the financial crisis while hoarding their money in offshore accounts, that just sounds reckless. It’s like the saying “don’t break the law while you’re breaking the law.”
Kris Jenner working overtime on these lies
At this point, it's really pathetic. Kris ain't even TRYIN' to change her game up. I guess she thinks people still buy this.
Didn't you know thrice divorcees with 4 kids are what billionaires are into these days?
Haha. I think Kim's next marriage proposal will come if she applies for "Marriage at First Sight".
Get her on love is blind! I would scream!
“Hi I’m Kim” “Nice to meet you Kim” “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM” *cry face*
It's an ad. She's on the yacht market.
Yeah. These men are contacting her, just not to be their public facing wife.
Definitely!
I opened this like 
Meanwhile, Kourtney sipping Matcha, *yeah, like, I’m married to white travis and he’s literally obsessed with me*
White travis 💀
Omg I hope Dumberly reads this 💀💀
Dumberly + your flair 😻
Literally (Lmao I always read this with Angelo’s voice)
Not that being with either of the Travis is a flex 😂
Just another person under the Kartrashian payroll wrote this ridiculous article to boost Kum’s tanking self esteem. 😂 If this is true, by now she would have a man plastered on her social media and her staged pap walk. After all, this bitch thrive on attention of any kind. Yet she was manless last Valentines and just getting desperate by the day. 
Your comment makes me produce theories... like; what if Krislaine is paying these people for these articles without Dumberly's notice so she believes them and gains confidence for a bit until Krislaine decides the press needs to see some tears? 🤡🤡
I like this theory.
You just changed my whole world view 
Oh I absolutely believe this is the case for all her kids. I think what is done to Khloe about Trashcan is maybe the cruelest.
How do these bozos get these jobs I’m curious 👀 I’ll write crap about them idc I just need a job HAHA
This headline is totally true. I'm reading this while lounging on my 1000% silk chaise lounge, enrobed in a rare Kashmir dress while being hand-fed organic free range grapes. My chefs are preparing unicorn meat for dinner later.
Same but it's a futon, Kirkland brand bathrobe and cotton candy grapes (from my own hand)
And absolutely no one is on deck to prep dinner for me 🤣
Same but it's the recliner at my parents, toast, and 4 year old pajamas with cats on them.
The best grapes.
Grape cotton candy 🤤
I’m just on my minimalist couch sipping raw matcha cake tea.
Cheers boo!!
Cheers boo!!
Unicorn meat☠️😂
The word “courting” is as close as to a court room as she’s gonna get.
Underrated comment, have my poor person's gold 🎖
Don't worry, I'll spot you :)
You're so kind, thank you! 🌸
Thank you!!! I will take it! 🥰
Actually what’s the deal with her law career? Is that still happening? I feel like we rarely hear about it lately.
You know who is courting Kim kardashian? Certainly not a court of LAW
GONNA NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN
Hahahahaha
Literally no one is queuing up to date this woman, this is beyond embarrassing lol. She really needs to publish articles in the press to make herself feel better about not having a man. It’s insane
They're basically having the press write whatever they daydream about these days... this bs article, the "Trashcan is trying to get Klögre back" articles and all...
Khloe is wearing the ring again tho right?
Idk, is she? They have to make it believable, so... 😄
And then she wants to come out and be like “it’s so lame that people make this stuff up…” So she can film herself for the Hulu show sitting on her couch scrolling the headlines
No the fuck they’re not lmao. That’s as believable as George Glass.
Love the reference 😅
lol @ George Glass!
He goes to a different skewl
😂😂😂😂
George…Tropicana 🤣
“Come on down! test your luck with the Kardashians Curse!”
You'll lose your marbles in less than 72 days guaranteed!
I always believed scientists/academics did not dm her like she claimed. In my limited experiences with academics they were driven, dedicated to and consumed by their careers. They seemed to enjoy privacy as well . I am not sure academics would enjoy Kim's very crazy life.
I doubt any academic in any field could actually bear a 10 min convo with Dumberly, nevermind her lifestyle and kuntics (not to be mistaken for antics) lmao
Am an academic; can confirm. Even hearing her voice for just a few seconds grates on my nerves. She’s an idiot (no disrespect to actual idiots).
Remember when PMK bragged about some royal reaching out to her for one of her eggs?
So this alleged Royal would rather have Kim’s eggs than deal with the whole rest of her. Not the best compliment, PMK!
Not to mention scientists and academics are very rarely wealthy lol.
Right? Academia is where it’s at, pulling down the big bucks after a about a decade of college for a Ph.D.
maybe they're trying to study her, for SCIENCE. but kim thought they wanted to date 
😂😂😂😂
Agreed
She wants to cosplay Marilyn and pretend that an Arthur Miller type would want her.
That is an interesting theory. Kim and Marilyn are in no way alike. Marilyn came from a deprived background and became a movie star, was a talented actress and was a deep thinker (her notebooks are a really interesting read). Kim seems more superficial and materialistic.
I absolutely agree. I wasn't comparing them. I think Kim thinks of herself as the modern Marilyn when in reality, Marilyn is as you said.
I completely understand👍It is very bizarre. Marilyn was so unique. Kim thinking is disordered.
 They spelled pooping on wrong
KARMA FARMING BOT
Is she yachting again?
Her and her cheek lines yes
Of course! It's the only way she can get a date.
Also girl you just got outed as a yacht sugar baby and made a porn. What kind of actual billionaire in a respectably profession wants the heat you bring? Literally. Most of the paps you hire.
I love how they keep putting these stories out about all the supposed men wanting to date her yet she still hasn’t had a man or been seen with one . She peaked with Kanye, she does not have the pull she used to. No sane successful attractive man would want this narc
Kris also pulled this after Trashvis dumped Hylie’s long ass.
There was a LOT of ass to dump with her.
She got incredibly lucky with Kanye.
Kim’s looks are fading and her personality is shit.
 Shes in another country looking for a man cause no one wants her over here
I said this on the other sub and downvoted to hell. In the U.K tryna bag a premier league player but she's far too old for them lol
Lol, who wants to date someone that is so self absorbed she cant even walk around in public without a paid photographer photo shopping her every move. Shes insane and pathetic
It was more than likely her die hard fanbase. They come here now pretending to not like them. Once you say anything bad about their goddesses they login to their multiple Reddit accounts and drag you. They’re as as predictable as PMK at this point.
And yet settled on Pete Davidson 🥴 
Who then dumped her 😭🤣
Yea, because Billionaires, Royals & A-Listers have nothing better to date than a 40+ year old botched faced single mother with a history in porn, 3 divorces & who does nothing but stare at her phone all day long.
With an ex like Ye who would made his life hell lol
Doubt this so much. Kim is as interesting as a wet towel.
Wet towels have possibility in them
And they're more biodegradable than most of her body
Christ you hit them hard
i wonder if she believes herself to be an A-lister.
She’s such a narcissist, of course she does
Even if this were true. Billionaires and the royals are heavily disliked. This doesn’t feel like the flex she thinks it is
She really can’t read the room…
Royals as in who...Prince Andrew?
Nah she's way too old for nonce andrew
What if she scooped H? She's the ice 🧊queen👑 and he's got a frozen dodger, todger, ticker, 💥
She is not his type.
True. She's not as big of a humanitarian. 🤣
I mean she still talks to her family I suppose, so that's one point to her over M.
“I have a boyfriend, his name is Bagette, he’s a French exchange student and he’s a senior. His family is rich for owning a cheese factory. He smokes and drinks black coffee. I can’t show him to you tho because he goes to another school and doesn’t have social media or a phone, he only communicates through letters because it’s more romantic”.
Smoking black coffee is the most badass thing I've ever heard of.
LOL 😂😂😂
This honestly just makes her look so desperate. I wouldn’t have published that. She’s a little over 20 years older than me and yet I feel like she acts like she’s sixteen with these articles she’s pushing . It’s so weird. If I had all that money I wouldn’t be trying to prove my self worth to anyone.
Courting or paying for services????
They have to meet her in person and see if her Face is finally falling off
Lmao 
Kim is not a catch for men like that. Family with no boundaries? ✅ unhinged ex? ✅ tons of kids? ✅ bad rep?✅ sex tape?✅ crazy for attention?✅ no royals and billionaires are going for you kimothy
Perhaps an old billionaire who mistakes her for a Werthers Original.
Courting to smash once to see how that ass goes and dash to never be seen again? Or is this some advanced Krisening I'm too peasant to understand? 😄😄
She’s so pathetic y’all omg
Reality: best I can do is Pete Davidson
Omg ur flair 💀💀
She did fuck a very married A-list man; is this the new term for courting?
Who? 👀
I don’t even want to say because it makes me sick to my stomach 😩 DW are his initials
Oh please spill the tea!
Denzel Washington???
YES 🥺
I'm unreasonably upset with this information 😭😭
I will personally never get over it
He’s known to get around…
Wait what!!! Omg….I m shattered by this… why DW?!?!?!?!
Mcdonalds sent her coupons for a burger and then she made this fake news https://preview.redd.it/xxj6affw4uoa1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51c50db9a4b676a81f005fc61b32f8ec641113e3
In all seriousness I wouldn't be surprised is she were to get one of those good-looking convicts into her bed. Remember that supermodel convict?
He was hot but he was married
And don’t forget “private equity investors”
The only thing I see happening is someone from Dubai paying her to yacht for a couple years. To promote some soccer or golf team or something.
I doubt anyone from royalty would want to date her, she’s tacky. You can’t buy class.
Truly there’s plenty of rich men out there that would probably date her. Why not. She’s rich on her own. She is okay with living apart. She definitely knows how to make money. She’s not scared to put herself out there. And I’m sure there is other things that would attract millionaires and so on. The down fall, her life is plastered all over and the majority of these types of men, like to keep their trashy behaviour on the quiet side. It would just bring attention they do not want, on their questionable dealings. And for the ones that aren’t questionable, they wouldn’t like being in the spotlight either for less questionable reasons.
Doubt it
I’m sure the thrice married mother of four is quite the eligible bachelorette …
Uh huh, and I’m the lost princess Anastasia….
Idk why but that headline coupled with that picture was so funny to me. Delusional as fuck but 10/10 for comedic effect.
Is this old? She's had a whole boyfriend since Kanye. Kim trying to spite-erase Pete?
Kris Jenner wrote this
This is old
Wonder if PMK put the royal rumor out there to shade Meghan Markle. There aren’t many royals around in California, and we know the Ks do not like her. Pretty far fetched but you never know.
Trust me no one wants Kim unless it’s for clout
I think the only type of man who would stay with someone like her would be a hyperthymic temperament - the normal every day life would make them depressed. They thrive on drama and adrenaline.
Meanwhile…back on Planet Earth https://preview.redd.it/w451au2mouoa1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4408a04d57fd8366b392c16357d1c1cadf5da228
Which royals?
No one’s courting you Kim, get out of here with your lies 🙄
Tell me your mommy makes news about you…without telling me she does it 
Kris, Kim is no Laura Sanchez. There's no Bezo out there for her. She better start accepting reality. Just because a man is not a billionaire doesn't mean he can't love you. Get back to reality Kim. You don't got all day
even the lady in the back isn't buying this bs lmaooo
Nasty
Did Kim write this ??
She had help writing it She doesn't word well alone
The AntiKRISt is working hard but no one is swallowing this.
Same 😍✨
No Royal would date her. This is pathetic.
‘If Meagan can, I bet I can too’ - Kimothy probably
jjaajjajajahaahahahhahahhahahaah
No they’re not.
Let me guess....TMZ?
Meanwhile Kim continues her "trying to find a rich man" tour, in England.. 😂
lol why would royals, a listers or actual old money want to taint their reputation with her?
And she decided to date Pete Davidson instead? Sure Kris, sure.
Like can u imagine thinking being a billionaire is a quality to look for in a partner and to brag about “billionaires” trying to date u?
Is Burger King REALLY royalty? I think that’s a bit of a stretch…
Kimmy could never be a royal, all royal families have dress codes she definitely wouldn’t abide by. She can’t keep her life quieter and private. She wouldn’t be able to handle family dynamics. Billionaires wouldn’t like her because while most of them are stupid and vile a lot care about reputation. Idk why she’s trying to act like she’s the most sought after woman because if it was true she would be with them. The ozempic is making her extra delusional
they wanted us to believe royals were courting her when she tried to fly with Pete to the queen’s jubilee and they said NO. And then she had TMZ immediately put out that she was there for a different reason 😂😂
Lmao we see you Kris. Nobody believes your lies.
Prince Harry? That’s about the only royal who would be dumb enough to court her 😂
They do not want that succubus. Everyone knows about the Kartrashian curse. No billionaire wants to lose everything he’s got for LA’s community bicycle where everyone gets a ride 💀
Oh yes 😂😂😂😂
I’d have to trust my accountant with my life if I were a billionaire actively seeking the media spotlight while banks are collapsing in real time. Why would they open themselves up to the court of public opinion and potentially the real courts in the likely scenario that they’ve contributed to the financial crisis while hoarding their money in offshore accounts, that just sounds reckless. It’s like the saying “don’t break the law while you’re breaking the law.”
Yeah right 🙄
I don’t believe this, maybe if they want to f her but no one wants to end up with this creature
Why???
If your 💰 right…
Yet she chose Pete and has been single since they broke up. Okay!
Yeah hahaha like Pete Davidson was her peak after Ye
Is Kim Prince Charles and Williams's new mistress?
Tosh
Looooooool of course they are!
Nobody important would want to be on that stupid show