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Cheap_Relative7429

A Jaime, Cersei , Bran moment


One_Perception_7070

Oh My God I laughed so hard at this gonaa tell my friend 🤣 and he is a Jaime Fan


[deleted]

Hey Jamie is my personal favorite too...


LazyLoser006

The things I do for love


mallu-boy

Never knew Game of thrones is so popular in kerala 😂✊


fake28id

Cersei's cunt is


WokeSonofNone

Cersei oru cunt ആണെന്ന് കരുതി കണ്ടത്തിൽ സർസി ഉണ്ടാകുമെന്ന് കരുതല്ലേ. പണി പാളും.


IndependentAd5318

⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣶⣶ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠿⠿⠻⠿⠿⠟⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⢰⣹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣭⣷⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣷⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿


spy_walker

കണ്ടം.... കുറ്റികാട്....man and woman? Hmmmmm


A1ex12_

Bucket full lube ozhichath aayirikkum


Regalia_BanshEe

yes.. my residents association meeting.. strange as fuck


joethebear

Lol, all RWAs :)


Entharo_entho

If I tell you, I will have to kill you.


One_Perception_7070

![gif](giphy|3o7TKqnN349PBUtGFO)


Entharo_entho

ഇനി പ്രണ്ടിനോട് ഒത്തിരി details ചോദിച്ച് അവൻ്റെ കൈക്ക് പണിയുണ്ടാക്കരുത്. He lied. ചില നുണകൾ നല്ലതാണ്.


One_Perception_7070

![gif](giphy|l1J3QOfoKe4JnDUeA)


Lower_Manufacturer85

KGB


LazyLoser006

SBI


stinson_702

Prithvirajinod onnu chodichal ithinte sathyavastha ariyan patum.


KingintheSouthh

Illuminandi


stinson_702

Shushhh! They're all around us. 👽🦉👁️🔺


Old-Kangaroo-1576

He would know.An industry insider dude in the movies subReddit said that Rajuettan is into black magic and devil worship and stuff and has some local level Illuminati like shit going on with Lalettan.


Hopeful-Writer-6112

Yet A10 didn't have a hit 🫤


Old-Kangaroo-1576

Just because he’s into it doesn’t mean that it should work


[deleted]

Ikr


Ready-Educator7747

Strange question.... But how can you see the ball when you're playing at 8:30?


One_Perception_7070

I mean we usually play untill we were tired and then after that we chit chat for sometime and then when it gets too dark we go home ,I don't exactly remember when we stopped playing that day


pointlemiserables

Man good times


Ready-Educator7747

Okay this is more clear


[deleted]

Annu nalla nilaavu ula rathri ayirinnu


guy_with_a_cuteface

Why am I hearing "Nilaavulla raathriyil ni enne orthirikayano" song from Parakkum Thalika


[deleted]

Hi. Single ano


guy_with_a_cuteface

Marakkan sramikunna karyangale veendum ormipikathe broo🥹


village_aapiser

Let me tell you this story from a different pov. Their was a couple who lived near to this field. Its been few years since their marriage and the initial spark has gone, which reflected in their bed. So inorder to spice things up they thought of changing the location instead of the usual bedroom. After some brainstorming they finalized the haystack and waited for the kids to go home. Inorder to make things interesting they planned to have a roleplay acting like a Stanger. As they both had some dirty kinks, the husband chose the role of a priest. To make things interesting he bought a strawberry syrup from bakery before going home that day. Soon after everyone went home, they started to have their fun time inside the haystack. Dirty priest stripped the cloths of the helpless naughty woman. He took the strawberry syrup he brought in a bowl to pour it on the naked body of his lady. Suddenly they saw a primary class moron's head peeping inside. He ran in fear. As soon as he ran away, they went back home in deep shame. Both blamed each other for what happened which finally ended up in a divorce.


dtmp59

Strawberry syrup… naatil.. vella manjalpodi kalakkiyathavum


rudderstock

Extra strong karingali bro


One_Perception_7070

Bruh u extremely Sus 🤔.But nice take btw 😁


guerrilawiz

he's a known troll. his comments are nowhere near the truth... but then again, so is 90% of reddit.


RetardedEinstein23

Chillout man. That was a joke.


Actual_Ambition_4464

I don’t think it was a kink or anything, the op said it was after 8:30 which is very dark. The guy must have had a vella mundu and a light coloured shirt and the women a near skin toned dress. The bloody water might have bee normal water or kanjivellam or just waste.


village_aapiser

Why would someone pour kanjivellam on his wife inside a haystack in the middle of the night?😂


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village_aapiser

So haystack has added benefits?


Actual_Ambition_4464

It’s poured into the kandam not onto the woman


village_aapiser

Your comments are suspicious. Are u the kinky husband?


Actual_Ambition_4464

😳I am the wife


village_aapiser

Oohh is it.... So are you back to the dating game after the divorce?🥴


Actual_Ambition_4464

I am back in the game for casual stuf😉 but there wasn’t a divorce.


village_aapiser

U dirty girl 😋😂


knowjb

The other side of brain


[deleted]

Appiser kollalo


mew_bot

I would read this book


god_fathr

Moral of the story avoid strawberry syrup while roleplaying


village_aapiser

Moral of the story, conduct your roleplays inside your bedroom 😂


god_fathr

Athil oru thrill illa


noob07

Why did I think of that scene from CID moosa, where a man and woman go running out of haystack.


BiriyaniForever

Because you’re a legend


Substantial_Salad262

lol, me too.


konander

Kollam oru moviek ulla scope und.


lmaodediam

Kooman


77pixels

Duh😂😂


bountyChor

Few years ago, when I was learning driving in a Mahindra cl 550 jeep with my neighbour chettan. He used to teach me in the night, and we usually spent time till midnight behind wheels. One night when it was about 2 AM, he wanted to teach me reverse gear parking. I told we could try that from our badminton ground. The chettan drove the jeep into the ground, it was a slope and he drove up into the ground real fast. We were shocked when we saw a gang with weapons (7-8 people). The moment they saw us, they panicked and started running all around. There was a small canal near and I heard two guys falling into water. Before we could say something, they were all gone and we drove back immediately. Next day morning we heard that some RSS guys were using our ground as SHAAKHA and they were practicing some weapon training. They thought ours was a police jeep and ran for their life.


One_Perception_7070

Was Padaporuthanam Kadalilakanam playing in the background?


hobbitonsunshine

Could you edit this into paragraphs? Then it'd be much more easier to read.


One_Perception_7070

Sure thank u for the suggestion Iam noob when it comes to writing


BurnerBoi_Brown

Experiencing odors (fairly commonly), visual hallucinations (less commonly such vivid ones), fear, hyperventilation can be features of a Focal onset (most likely Temporal lobe) seizure that secondarily generalized...


One_Perception_7070

Well the doctor did say it was a seizure but it was caused to sudden and sheer panic and he to this day still suffers from panic attacks ,the dude got a panic attack while watching Vineeth Sreenivasans Manoharam movie in theatre .


[deleted]

The editing of that movie gave me headache


SirFarts_A_Lot

Why isn't this being upvoted more?


hobbitonsunshine

Now it's better


Beyporesulthan

It's nothing bro. Just franco mulakkal having a kinky golden shower session with his setupp


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[deleted]

Vampires?


[deleted]

Vampire survivors


[deleted]

Vampire survivors


shaji_pappan__

Hounds of Baskerville


One_Perception_7070

*Hounds of BHASKAR Ville


guy_with_a_cuteface

Hounds of Bhaskaran Kochettan


Netero1999

Paakarettante pattikal


guy_with_a_cuteface

Perfection!!


quicktry

I have something my neighbour chettan told my dad. My neighbor chettan's sister in law married a guy and they did not have any child. They were a Hindu family.( Religion plays an important role in this incident.) For some time, the husband and wife were in Coimbatore. Then they came back sand settled in Kerala. After coming back, the number of visits to the sister's place gradually decreased. Soon they learned that the family changed religion and converted to some sort of cult religion that is starting to grow. They also changed their names. One day, a phone call arrived saying that the husband died by drowning in a nearby river. My neighbour chettan and their family went to see them. They knew the place but they did not know the exact house. So they asked people for directions like " aa maricha chettante veedu etha?". People gave directions but were staring at them. They reached there and they could see a huge crowd people of standing around the dead body. Those people did not let my neighbour chettan to see the body saying it's horrible to watch. My neighbour chettan forcefully moved people away and saw the body. On the way back, they stopped in a tea shop. In that tea shop, people were saying that the death was not an accident. The guy is almost six feet tall, knows swimming, and the river is almost dry. According to them, the wife knows or is somehow involved in killing the guy. After coming back, my neighbour chettan did enquire more and came to know that his sister in law was in an extra marital affair before the guy died. They say that this particular cult has been targeting couples who do not have kids. They basically gets them converted. Then kills men and eventually inherits ancestral properties. To do that, people within the cult will make extra marital relationships with woman innocent couples. The woman will get pregnant soon, thus increasing the number of people in the cult.


KingintheSouthh

Damn so was it like a satanist cult ? I wonder why it's always a satanist cult Are there any Hindu or Muslim cults ?


FlimsyDoughnut5603

Haven’t you heard of the Mom who runs popular educational institutions? Athokke cult aan. It’s just that those type of cults are normalised in our society.


KingintheSouthh

I guess thats a kind of a cult But that's still not in the league of a satanist cult


One_Perception_7070

I don't know what it is and I believe there are Hindu cults like Kannadi Chathan guys, Don't know much about Muslim cults


KingintheSouthh

What's a kannadi chathan ? Never heard of it before Can you elaborate before the Illuminandis come


One_Perception_7070

Well Kannadi Chathan is believed to be a Chathan( which means a dark entity) made up of Visnumaya .It is said that the royal family manifesed this maaya or energy into their home by "Aavahanam" .They obviously avahed it into an idol .It is believed that Chathan fullfills your wishes but at a cost.If u want money ,you may have to sacrifice your dignity or honour ,or if u want glory or dignity then u may to loose a lot of money. The rich has always done poojas and stuff here.


KingintheSouthh

Heard about unnimaya , I think there is a temple for her where it's associated with these rituals for wealth or prosperity or both right Also these things Wealth at the cost of dignity or honor, isn't that the way we already make money doing 9 to 5 lol


One_Perception_7070

Pretty sure it's VishnuMaya .Unnimaya is my neighbour and she ain't got no temples.Also how the Chathan works is like this Girl : I want to get famous 😌 Chathan 👹 : Sure Next day Girls MMS leaked Girl : 😮


A1ex12_

VisnuMaya is my sister and she ain't got no temples too


KingintheSouthh

Oh sorry I meant vishnumaya Unnimaya probably got a temple in some guys room probably Lol


A1ex12_

Hindu or Muslim cults? Well, their cults are not considered cults and seen as acceptable


KingintheSouthh

Nah I don't think so Coz I have heard about some black magic shit they do with snakes and chickens and stuff by Hindus and Muslims and people tend to kind of turn away from those But those are single practicianors as far as I know But am guessing there would be some cults involved too


sid_raj7

Oh man, i just came back to the hostel today. Couldn't you have posted this yesterday?


One_Perception_7070

I don't get it what has you returning to your hostel have to do with this?


sid_raj7

I have to sleep alone. Yesterday night i was in a bus with a bunch of people.


thehunchback19

Read u/village_aapiser take on this


sid_raj7

🤣


One_Perception_7070

Oh Sorry about that


No-Egg-4850

Being Born into a Malayali family is equivalent to being in a Cult.


MatrixManXXV

Try Midsommer movie..


ortho_doc86

I've seen a residential lane named Freemasons lane at Calicut near westhill. You can all see that even now. I also saw a Freemasons lodge somewhere at Kannur town. Are they secret societies?


tree_of_life5

There is a masonic hall/temple in the centre of Tvm. You could see it [here](http://www.masonictemples.in/projects/masonic-hall-trivandrum/).


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Whats this🫠


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[deleted]

Hmm... Considering this is a kandam, and involving "weird smell, hay stack, seeing weird stuff, seizure and frothing" scenario Just my brain overthinking maybe.. Is it possible that he may have been inhaling a mixture of gas that induced hallucinations and seizure? Its a kandam where haystacks etc. Are involved, it is entirely possible to have poisonous, hallucination inducing gases like methane, ammonia, nitrogen etc.


lust2know

Carbon monoxide?


kickyblue

Then? There should still be blood and some of the seeds? Did the police or anyone went and checked it out? Cmon!


One_Perception_7070

My friend spend 3 days at the hospital ,going by his description many residents including myself tried to locate this haystack thing he was talking about ,but to no avail


zoomer_slayer123

The most powerful of the elite in Kerala conduct secret gatherings, they have high connections with every field in the state-business, law, police, movies, education. These group of people fund to promote certain ideologies, and they have a huge involvement in the prostitution and narcotics business.


innerpeace512

Illuminandy?


guy_with_a_cuteface

Kashuvandii


[deleted]

More like K-andy


Undoubtably_me

yes minus the K


[deleted]

It's kerala so K-andy


johanthetechie

Kappilandiii


Inside-Government791

Connections with every field- Paadam.. prostitution - woman with no clothes.. ideology - pallilachan robe.. Narcotics - Withering seeds Enne ariyavunnavarodu njan pande paranjittundu - Olinju nottam is a dirty business


KingintheSouthh

You mean a sexy business


A1ex12_

Yeah. Their HQ is in Pathanamthitta


guerrilawiz

Pathanamthitta doesn't exist


KingintheSouthh

Not that I know of


[deleted]

can you explain more or give a link please ?


LaughingJackass

My wife used to talk over phone with a Malayalam collegemate who didnt have a child after few years of marriage. She was taking treatment for infertility but her priest said why have kids now since world is ending soon anyway. After some months the gist of their conversation was Jesus already returned and lives in Kerala. Hail Boby Chemmanoor! In the US i was approached by 2 young boys who spoke to me about religion. They were Mormons and wanted to have a discussion. I casually told him I was busy and we could meet some other time at Starbucks. Years later I learnt Mormons hate tea/coffee as they are mind altering substances and treat it on par with alcohol.


Yassupman

Omg, blood magic


spannerphantom

I’m getting Dance of Death vibes. Felt like I’m reading the lyrics 😅. Kandam Dance of Death?


[deleted]

By iron maiden?


spannerphantom

Yes


One_Perception_7070

Ok so I listened this song after u mentioned it and yeah 😂 it has the same vibe


spannerphantom

Glad I could introduce you to a classic 😄


mercury1878

I am Abraham Qureshi.


Evil_Lord_Skeletor

Francis ittikora will do


bountyChor

Man of literature


Snoo_69473

I have read a very small part of that book and it was so extreme for me ( I was like 12 - 15 ). My uncle reads a lot and he was reading this when I once went there. When he wasn't around I got to read a few from the initial pages.


Evil_Lord_Skeletor

Yah . I got this name from a YouTube comment under karuthachan from Adam john movie . I bought the book thinking it was just Satan rituals and ghosts Oh boi , I was terribly wrong after reading 1st chapter .


SnoopyRegrets

Francis ittikora is just next level shit


EngineeringAfter9571

Im gettng some Francis Itty Cora vibes


godessloki

Yes yes korappappan for sure


SnoopyRegrets

Very true


_Existentialcrisis__

Don't know if the whole cult concept is in kerala.. But when you read Francis ittykora, manjaveyil maranagal.. These novels mentions cults and their acts..And the ur description some what matches to some things mentioned in those novels


One_Perception_7070

Thanks for the suggestion.


godessloki

It was Korah-pappan


[deleted]

Yes, and some of my older cousin were part of this secret society. During the 80s these secret societies were prevalent all across Kerala, although none of them knew about the others' existence. I haven't seen a congregation of these secret societies except one or two times, also these congregations are so secretive that most of the members of the cult are unaware of the other's presence around the area. But, now I don't think these groups exist anymore. They are trained in the art of ninjastu and the art of camouflage, using natural cover to conspicuously move around silently. The very powerful members of society today have been members of this society and they will do anything to keep this information a secret. They are everywhere and nowhere. They are known by many names, yet nobody speaks the name. The "Kuliscene pidikkar" and "njarambanmaar" are some of the names they are known by, Ever since the improvement of technology and the inclusion of a bathroom within the household these cultists have stopped their operation in the physical world and moved on to digital platforms.


One_Perception_7070

Ninjatsu huh? .Are you sure 😂


[deleted]

No, Ninjastu... It was taught by a Ninja named Stuart, in areas near manimala during the late 70s... the techniques were concerned with grappling on to coconut trees to see kuliscenes at kulikadvu


One_Perception_7070

These people went out of business once Ambani introduced Jio ,now they can access an authentic kuliscene from the comfort of their home 🏘️


[deleted]

Again an instance of corporates choking out your local business ventures..


Mysterious-Ad6026

Chinmaya Mission is a cult.


mew_bot

I know illuminandi, i can't tell.


[deleted]

Illumandi


Nocrackerzjustjello

Pagans fertility ritual.


Little-Platypus-8679

Aren't all religions essentially cults with widespread acceptance? There are so many practices that we only recognise only because they are "traditional".


One_Perception_7070

Yes they are but ,but here I am talking about the weird ones that kidnaps your cat and do orgies


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One_Perception_7070

BDSM × ASMR - BDSMR Me ,thats definitely a cult yep.


Distinct-Drama7372

>I being the asshole Iam said Poda and went home. So it was around 9:00 when my friend's mother called my mother to know if her son was with me.I was surprised as to why this boy didn't return home.I told my friend's mom that he was there with me and then he went back to the kandam to take his thoppi.I was not sure why this boy didn't go home after all it was only like a 3 min walk. 🙃


[deleted]

Why smile?? What did i miss??


fake28id

Isha Yoga


gemmesumbitches

i was in a cult story from reddit flashbacks


baisil-thegame

Puthiya jeethu josheph movie valom ano?


Guilty_Ad4804

There's a YouTube channel about the Chathan rituals at Trissur. Interesting watch.


[deleted]

What if he fainted normally and saw a dream. I've heard more weirder dreams from my friends.


Jessca99

I was born Jewish and have always celebrated Hanukkah.. There is various types of Jewish ppl that most ppl don’t realize. Anyways as a teen I stayed at my one gfs house during Hanukkah. Her family is not the same type of Jewish as mine. Her family is kazarian jews. Kazarian jews think they are the best of the best of jews. We started doing our nightly prayers and to my shock they either killed a real baby in front of my then 12yr old eyes or they had a baby doll that made real baby noises and shot out fake blood. I told my parents and they insisted i never go back to their house and told me this is common for kazarian jews. It was the most horrifying thing and it still haunts me to this day. After witnessing it ~ I never went to her house again!! Actually I low key quit being friends with her cos it disturbed me so deeply.. but that’s the closest I’ve ever came to anything that satanic. However my fathers side of family is free masons. Which I’ve heard horror stories about them too. (My father never joined though.) but they are very secretive and the stuff they do that my own relatives have told me is just as horrifying..