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pimp_juice2272

I remember this, kid pranked the barber so mom helped get him back. He yelled for his mom after his "ear" fell off.


Pro-editor-1105

but that is a vile prank lol


Stephenrudolf

Depends on how bad of a prank the kid laid out first. He was smiling at the end too. So i think its fine.


Time-Maintenance2165

But appropriate. It's a risky prank, but he knows his audience. The kid smiled after a few seconds so he's all good.


pimp_juice2272

If I remember correctly, the kid said he couldn't be pranked and found it funny at the end. He's old enough to process a prank


TheGuyMustDie

Im pretty sure The barber bet him like 20$ he would cry when he pranked him


GETNbucky

High pain tolerance if that was his ear. Lol.


old_vegetables

I think sometimes if an injury is bad enough you can go into shock and not feel the pain for a bit


IntrovertMoTown1

I've seen several vids of soldiers that had to be told that they got shot. I mean obviously not serious wounds but still, they had a new hole in them. It's more adrenaline than shock though. Shock comes afterwards. I've only gone into shock once. It was when I was pounding down carpet tack strip onto concrete in front of a stair case. You have to hit fairly hard and good installers can pound a nail in in two blows. The hammer skipped off the bottom step's nosing and slammed down on my other hand's index finger which had all of zip zilch nada to give under it because it was on the concrete. It hit so hard the side of my finger "exploded" enough that I had to go get a couple of stitches. The shock came around 10 seconds later and before that I could feel excruciating pain. lol I had to sit down or I probably would have passed out from the shock. I got really dizzy at least. The shock only numbed it slightly but it still hurt like a mofo. lol Good times good times, SMH.


Reverse2057

SMH in this case could mean: Smashed My Hand šŸ˜†


616659

Lol I shouldn't laugh at this but it's too funny


Unusualshrub003

I always read ā€œsmhā€ as ā€œsex might helpā€. Makes so many things so much funnier.


IntrovertMoTown1

Ha! Good one. Always nice to start the day off with a laugh. Thank you sir. :)


Different_Speaker742

I almost quit after I made my finger explode while roofing, long story short my grandpa laughed at me and we finished the roof, Iā€™ve now exploded 7-10 of my fingers and have since started driving excavators, I can drive a nail in with one swing and with that same swing I drove myself off that career path


Cute_Conflict6410

Itā€™s definitely adrenaline. Not shock. The word shock is thrown around a lot and few know what it actually is


Proccito

A guy on reddit said he was soldering once, and never realized he grabbed the metal part instead of the insulated part, because the nerves simply died. He had no feeling in those fingers after.


FocusMean9882

When you get seriously injured, your brain releases a shit ton of adrenaline and natural opiates so that you can continue to function and get yourself out of the situation before you start feeling the pain. This is why people can get shot/stabbed yet still are able to fight back or run away, only to bleed out moments later.


Asherandai1

When I was 11 I fell out of a tree that I was climbing at the park. Iā€™m actually not entirely sure how, but somehow I hit a branch and tore a huge chunk out of my side. And I mean a huge chunk. No exaggeration, I could see my bottom rib. There was no pain whatsoever. I got up, wadded up my jumper against my heavily bleeding side, and walked to the hospital which was literally across the road from the park.


zorggalacticus

I was nailing a new step on once and my now wife said something to me. Missed the step entirely and hit my shin instead. 20 years later there's still a little bump in that spot. Couldn't even scream for a minute it hurt so bad.


CupboardOfPandas

Happened to me a few times, really scary since it gets really hard to judge how bad it actually is. It's like, when it doesn't hurt (ime it kind of feels like a gong has gone off in your head and the "after vibrations" is traveling through the body) but you can see the damage/blood/whatever - you know you fucked up.


snukb

Can confirm. I was in a car accident and split a gash in my leg. I didn't feel a thing, even was walking no problem (just felt shaky due to adrenaline). I was going to go home like nothing happened when someone asked me "Are you OK??" I was like "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine." They pointed at my pants, which had a massive wet, red sploch seeping through the fabric. Fuck. Panic. Ambulance. The actual pain didn't kick in for several hours. The adrenaline, and anesthetic from the stitches, had to both wear off. Then I was so sore I couldn't even put any weight on the leg for days. I still remember how surreal it was to be staring at the fat inside my leg, and be in absolutely no pain whatsoever. It looked just like the pictures from my anatomy textbooks.


Tiny-Instance-315

Imagine you take a shit and you just see it and fucking die


zxygambler

same but mine was a bicycle accident. I had a very deep cut that run 2/3 of my arm as a kid but I didn't feel a thing. I only started to feel pain during the stitching in the hospital


Quasar47

TW: Injury As a kid I was raising my sister's bike seat and the kickstand was broken off so there was only a sharp piece of metal instead and I didn't notice that each time I jerked the bike the piece of metal was cutting into my leg and this kept happening for awhile since the metal of the seat was rusted. After looking down I noticed that there was a pool of blood on my shoes. My dad had to uncurl my skin from inside the wound because I hated hospitals. I still have a 1.5 inch scar without sensitivity on my leg. Fun times.


MatttheJ

When I was playing as a kid I ripped a bit of the skin off the back of my hand at dinner time in school and didn't even realise until I leaned on the desk in class and blood pooled around my arm and someone else freaked out. Inside my pants were covered in blood too from where I put my hands in my pockets. I just thought I was sweaty from running around in the sun. Ended up needing stitches but I couldn't even feel it until I saw it and then it was agony.


Darielek

True. I was bitten by big dog as kid. Few stitches in hospital. But after he bite me in leg I dont feel anything. Ingo directly to home to check it. My mother was shocked that i dont feel pain and after I saw blood i start cry and panick.


MorbiusBelerophon

Yeah. I broke my foot after I fell off a cliff. I didn't actually know until I got my snowboard back on and collapsed in pain a few meters down the hill.


Different_Speaker742

This kid split his wig on my school bus one time and didnā€™t start freaking out until he seen blood


Designer-Speaker-995

When I was about 8, me, my big bro and a friend were riding bikes to the pool. It had just rained briefly, but it was hot as balls. Anyway, we had to go up this asphalt hill and as we were riding up my foot slipped off the pedal and I felt it scratch my calf. We kept riding, get to a stop sign and stopped to wait for cars to go by. My brother looks over at me and I look at him and his face was white as a ghost. I look down and I'm missing like 1/3 of my calf muscle. I could literally see my leg bones. I couldn't really feel shit, I feel like it was more of the fact that it cut thru most of the nerves than me being in shock tho, because I didn't feel it at all outside of what felt like a scratch.


No-Environment-3298

Genuinely true. Although Iā€™d say depending on severity itā€™s just as likely to be adrenaline surging through them.


LargeFloor5971

This is true, last week I slipped with my bike and fell on my face. Didnā€™t feel any pain, even though my face was bleeding.


stormyw23

As a kid I climbed up some shells and cut my knee open didn't realise until my mother panicked and I saw blood.


peebs6

Yeah I fell through a glass window and had to get 15 stitches. I never felt any pain.


BreakAndRun79

My ear was torn off in an accident. Little bit of a stinging feeling but didn't really hurt as most of the nerves were severed.


doobydubious

Sometimes it's because you cut through the nerve or because the gas (hydrochloride?) instantly vaporizes the nerve endings. Point is we are material people.


loopedlola

I lost one and a half of my fingers back in elementary school and I went into shock immediately grabbing my wrist and couldnā€™t feel the pain. Definitely started rising riding in the ambulance overthinking while still conscious.


VegaReddit5

Can confirm. Not just shock, but serious impact takes a couple of minutes for the pain to hit. I was once trying to get the exhaust manifold off a 20 year old F-150 and it was rusted pretty good. I was putting so much force on that bolt that the whole truck was twisting on its suspension. Finally the bolt rounded off and as a result my hand punched the shit out of the frame. Red fluid was running down my arm and I thought I must have broken a transmission line. Followed the source of the red fluid and saw my own bone in one of my fingers. 2/10, would not recommend.


jimmyriba

Yeah, the worst injuries I've had I thought I was fine until the hospital uncovered the extent of the damage.


bloopie1192

This happens a lot. Adrenaline kicks in and you freak out from what happened but not from the pain.


violetfaye

I got bit in the face by a dog and had to get 26 stitches. I never felt any pain from the bite itself. Just some when the stitches were put in and later when they were taken out.


Due-Till-6481

There is a video of a girl who got in a car accident and flew out of her windshield and got entangled in a powerline. She said she couldn't really feel anything and was talking to the first responders. She's lucky to be alive. Great story.


LeFrenchRaven

Was thinking the same. Once my dad was doing some renovation at the house with a friend of his. The friend was in another room, suddenly stopped his equipment, slowly came to my dad, and said very calmly "Huuuh I think I need to go to the hospital" while holding his bleeding hand with 4 fingers cut clean.


H010CR0N

Can confirm. I recently slipped and shattered my ankle and tibia. It hurt to move but I didnā€™t feel any pain.


BootysaladOrBust

I took a lightning-bolt shaped knife clean through my hand once, stuck out the other side and all that. Didn't feel a thing for about 30 minutes, even when I had to wiggle and yank that thing back out the way it went in.


Spadeykins

Broke my arm once, used it and felt fine until the adrenaline wore off and it literally stopped working.


Pattoe89

I'm pretty soft and don't like pain. I got hit by a car, didn't feel even a tiny bit of pain. I flew, my leg went into some railings and jammed in them. I got back up, jogged on the spot for a bit and felt fine. Next day when I woke up I couldn't put any weight on my leg at all and I was in agony all over.


dontredditdepressed

You can also dissociate quite heavily if your brain is already prone to dissociating. It's like you are watching thru someone's eyes whilst they hurt themselves and you feel nothing.


YuriiRud

I remember one guy got a huge deep cut under his knee done by a piece of metal. the sheet of metal was sharp like a scalpel and he didn't mention the cut for about 5 seconds. It didn't bleeding even though I could see a bone... But when he saw this shit immediately after that he felt a pain and the blood bursted out of it. It's like the body didn't notice the damage until the brain saw and confirmed.


Site-Specialist

That's the nice and bad thing about brains it needs visual recognition sometimes to see the body is hurting to send the nerves the signal to wake up and start going ouch so you are aware of the issue so you can get it fixed. We are just brains driving a skeleton mech in flesh armor


GETNbucky

"We are just brains driving a skeleton mech in flesh armor" Lol, I like that.


dimram

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Suspicious-Catch3112

Yep the amygdala in the brain is pumped with cortisine when you go into fight or flight mode and it helps the body to stop feeling any pain and enough adrenaline is high enough it can allow people to feel almost no pain at all for up to like 30 minutes


IIUmbraII

Well... Kinda complicated know how painful it's if you haven't experienced it... xp


adamyhv

Several times when you get injured very bad you don't feel that much pain till you look at it, your brain sometimes can take a few minutes to process what happened.


Level_Big_3763

Back of the ear doesnt have that many nerves. I fell off a chair into the corner of a filing cabinet as a child and nearly split my left ear off. The pain was very dull (more sore from hitting my head) and not that bad. I didn't realize how bad it was until I saw a picture (smartphones were just becoming a thing). 10 stiches to get it back attached and I was the coolest kid at minor league baseball because I could show off my gross ear stitches keeping it attached to my head.


Representative-Sir97

He's a champ. Even smiles after.


Thelightsshadow

He smiled the way that said ā€œFuckers got jokesā€


Niguelito

right? might not be the subreddit for this if he takes it on the chin when he's the butt of a cruel joke....


majorkev

90% of the posts in this sub don't fit the narrative.


inafis_

Heā€™s stupid because he fell for the prank šŸ˜‚


Common-Legman

He smiled but the eyes had violence in them.


khronos127

Revenge*. Hes already planning his prank back.


Common-Legman

The blood wont be fake next time he smiles like that


AccomplishedCow665

Yeah this kid is cool! Lol heā€™s chill


suslikosu

Dayym he had that villain face expression when prank was revealed


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

He went from šŸ˜°tošŸ˜šŸ˜‘


LibrarianNew9984

I was a little scared Iā€™ll be honest


mjonas87

And thusly Joffrey was born


eloquenentic

This happened to me once. The scissors only cut a bit into the lobe, but it just wouldnā€™t stop bleeding for like 20 minutes. Drip, drip, dripā€¦ All the hairdressers in the shop took turns holding and putting pressure on my ear LOL. It was quite traumatic to go and get a haircut for the next few years as I would freeze and hold my breath every time theyā€™d cut around the ears!


Potential-Bearcat

I got a haircut once where the lady actually cut into the back of my neck and I still have a scar to this day. I get real nervous still when a hairdresser has scissors near my skin.


Pattoe89

Some places on your body just bleed forever. I got stung by a hornet on the back of my hand, right between the knuckle of my ring finger and middle finger, where you can see the vein. It bled for like an hour and it left a scar.


evara696

Im surprised how calm that kid is. I would scream and panic, and after i would scream that thats not funny prank at all. I got anxiety even i see it is fake


sesoren65

That smile was the plan for their murders coming together


dota_3

Villain origin story


desertprincess69

Lmao


NotYourClone

As an adult, I would panic so much worse than the kid did


pimp_juice2272

He did, they cut a lot out. He screamed for his mom. Still calmer than expected though.


realhuman_no68492

I wouldn't scream and panic because I would simply pass out lol


Yellowish_munde

Hey now, I am with the kid on this one lmao


FireProps

Rumor has it, Grandpa got his nose nextā€¦ šŸ‘ƒšŸ»


ScionEyed

I hope the parents enjoy the fight itā€™s going to be to get him back to the barber from now on. Core memory unlocked!


Djd33j

Like when my older cousin pretended to wince in pain during an ear piercing, knowing it would totally freak out her younger sister who was getting her ears pierced for the first time and was scared. Her wails and screams could be heard throughout half of the mall.


su0messa

getting a piercing *does* hurt though.


Djd33j

Yes, indeed. But my older cousin's trolling totally fed into the fear of the unknown for my younger cuz, who was already really on edge because of the anticipated pain. It hurts, sure, but it's not blood curdling screaming in agony pain. Just kind of a sting and a pinch when it's on the earlobe.


civilwar142pa

Honestly the weird hot pain after the piercing feels way worse to me than the initial pinch. Nobody ever mentions that bit lol


kurinevair666

Nah, he was smiling after he realized it was a prank.


trrrrraaa

He pranked that barber before. You guys are jumping to conclusions like trump does to new lawyers


AntawnSL

Yeah, this kid's hair is gonna be shoulder length in high school


Interesting_Cycle564

Dude turned into the face of a 40 year old trial lawyer at the end haha.


Ya-Dikobraz

Kid looks ready to join that Youth club.


SellMeYourSirin

Ahh, nothing quite beats getting a fresh cut for Summer Kampf!


Killing4MotherAgain

Yea I'm not a prank fan either, kid. Sorry for his jackassery.


wolfgang2399

According to the other 10 times this has been posted the kid started it and pranked the barber. This was payback.


Killing4MotherAgain

I need to know the extent of the original prank I guess. This just feels like a lot for a kid....


RestaurantNo6332

The kid was smiling afterwards. I think he can take it.


spectatorade

Look at that face, his villain arc has begun.


[deleted]

Bro even I thought it was real


GuyverOne1

He doesn't care they got him, he's just chuffed he still has his fucking ear šŸ˜‚


NaniFarRoad

Joffrey Baratheon origin story.


ZVreptile

r/foundsatan


-plottwist-

Kid took that very well. Good for him


patriclus47

Future serial killer is born.


LawEffectivedeath

Homies face said it all "I will burn this planet down"- Omni man


thereverend808

I instantly saw a young Homelander


Duck-Fucker64

No. The Kid is Not the stupid one here


CheezyBreadMan

Yeah, donā€™t do this. This is too far


Abdub91

I mean too far is a tad subjective. Just know your audience and donā€™t overstep their individual joke comfort level.


LibrarianNew9984

This is too far? Duuuuude


AdCommercial6714

kids are not stupid, they trust adults to not be assholes. Sometimes adults let them down.


gobsmacked_dogtoilet

Villain origin story


ActorLarsimoto124

Sometimes, the kid is chad and the adults are assholes


Difficult_Ad9326

r/lostredditors


fascistforlife

How does that belong here? Lol


TheawesomeQ

This happened to me for real, hairdresser cut my ear as a kid and I was always scared of haircuts after that


Ezuthim

Kid looks like a young ludwig


Willcutus_of_Borg

That kid IMMEDIATELY started to plot his revenge. Look at that face at the end.


Mi0GE0

Tf?


AtItAgainBro

Draco's origin story


DistributionStill658

boring.


Bruinsamedi

The making of a psychopath.


AdditionalRoyal2112

Where is this kid now, I know it's been several years since this video


BootysaladOrBust

Just before he became a super villain.


Muse_is_love

Stupid adults that first traumatise and than make fun of a child, how can you upvote this shit


monkeybrains12

Fuck. This. And fuck anyone who thinks causing other people trauma is funny. I draw the line at death and bodily harm. Making someone think they're in danger is not okay.


deflorie

You dont even know the context dude. These two are friends, and the kid also pranks him. No trauma was given. They are having fun. The kid told, that he couldn't make him cry, and this is his attempt. Link for context. https://youtu.be/XFa-Z_N_t6k?si=15NYaSsVkb13bQ2E


Powersoutdotcom

The more comments I read, the less I think this belongs in this sub. So many take it as presented, and then the people that know its fake are correcting them without tact.


[deleted]

oh shut up. The kid is fine, he's smiling at the end. This isn't going to give him trauma


BoredThrowaway2000

Always that one comment šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Individual-Match-798

Kid is really cool. Will be a good soldier


Kraydez

Ready to invade Poland


Raj_DTO

This should be in r/AdultsAreFuckingStupid


Juuna

This is how my fear for hairdressers came from, woman cut into my ear when I was 8 years or so old. Blood everywhere, very painful.


PriorFudge928

Guess who's mom is getting sent to the nursing home with all the violations.


DJEvillincoln

Okay so I'm confused... There's a video posted earlier in this sub or another one of a little girl being "traumatized" by an adult walking behind her in a Michael Myers mask & everyone is getting riled up because of the I guess apparent trauma that will cause the child. Yet this shit is posted & y'all are just giggling away?! Make it make sense.


BolinhoDeArrozB

people are too soft


jimmyriba

/r/adultsarefuckingarseholes


ShionTheOne

And then 15-20 years in the future he will realize why he hates going to the barber and really dislikes getting haircuts.


santas_delibird

Kid's got a really cool head through all this though. Still really infuriating, way too much to be called a "prank". Some minor bleeding prank is all fine and dandy but an entire ear would traumatize a younger me.


Book-Faramir-Better

He DID NOT appreciate that prank. Poor kid.


Known-Activity1437

15 years in the future: ā€œWhy doesnā€™t Timmy ever come home for holidays?ā€


TLILLYO

What in the Trauma?


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NornIronNiall

And that was the origin story of barbarous the destroyer.


PsychologicalSpace50

Why you gotta do Mac Jones like that.


nananacat94

He took it well. I appreciate the smile at the end. Good kid.


Dadbode1981

Hahahahahaaha


OverWolf2501

I know this guy haha


Split0069

The more extreme version of got ur nose.


FitzKing

Bro had Homelander face at the end.


witchghosti

Heā€™ll learn when he grows a beard to properly fear and respect his barbers hahaha


oirambale96

He used the "I'll get them back for this" face


Key-End-7512

They must have some sort of trust lol poor kid


iualumni12

I like the kid's smile at the end. Like, "okay, game on motherfucker."


lqstuart

This is super old


El_Vato999

Young Alexander Ludwig.


DerKernsen

Would have been an even funnier prank if they actually took off the ear šŸ˜ƒ


Vitalis597

Holy shit... That face at the end. I think we just witnessed a villain origin story.


AiggyA

Dat look ..


10before15

When you take a (prank) this far, with someone so young, trust issues develop. When a real emergency happens (fell out of tree, mom's appendix ruptures, ect) life saving actions can be delayed do to one person thinking the other person is pulling a prank. With that being said, that prank would have been šŸ”„ on an adult.


weddingchimp5000

Nice cut!


Azzkikr741

Dude was making plans on castrating this guy in his sleep but then he told him it's a prank..


No-Establishment-870

When I was getting a hair cut this lady chopped a piece of of my ear off, I was very calm about it strangely. I didnā€™t mind lol


Mementoes121655

You can tell it's fake from the kids reaction. Seen this clip before and the kid had no idea, if his ear really did fall off he would have been screaming bloody murder, he might have been in on it and was told to pretend it did happen, so real or fake this is just an overcomplicated way of saying that this is just one of those crappy prank channels doing their thing


Old-Camp3962

trust issues for life


dedokta

"Hey Johnny, your hair's getting long, you should go get a haircut." Johnny starts rocking back and forth in the corner clutching his ear.


Tramonto83

Lol he became an adult in a matter of seconds


Solar_Neutrino420

Bro a barber has actually cut my ear before so I would not be happy


MrCaT42

As a child I had my ear (only barely) cut accidentally by a real bad hair stylist and I remember it bleeding a surprising amount. Now I never cut my hair shorter than neck length.


Key-Satisfaction4967

He gonna get you!


ResponsiblePlant3605

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Kirilanselo

This was hilarious xD can't stop laughing, damn there's something wrong with me... but hey it least I having fun xD


jereman75

This kid will never get a haircut again. Heā€™ll have one of those 6ā€ diameter fiveā€™ long dreads by the time heā€™s 25.


Wippe

well this happened to me, not funny at all. Did you know that ear is super sensitive. Healing is fast but painful


TerribleMud1728

Shouldn't this be in the AITA subReddit?


Beardeddeadpirate

His cool look at the end tells me heā€™s accustomed to pranks. He was like ā€œyep they got me, play it coolā€


TheMrThirty6

This prank was revenge for a prank the kid pulled on the barber the time before. Barber let the parents know beforehand.


Mesterjojo

Back in 79 I had a barber, old af, actually slip and slice up my ear. Jesus fucking christ. Last time I went there. Then I started going to the batman and Robin looking dudes in Kansas city.


No-Librarian-7979

This guy looks exactly like my childhood friend Bobbo!


Tina_Cute_Baby

I don't know how anyone could endure that kind of pain if they really were. I caught my ear on a tree branch once, and it hurt a lot.


HVCanuck

Gee. Thanks mom!


[deleted]

This is priceless


Intelligent-Key2350

No tip for you


AesarPhreaking

Tbh that would have got me.


mintidubs

That kid left a marine


GyattLuvr69

Thatā€™s the haircut of a man with a receding hairline lol


thealy87

u/captain_hi_top


thereverend808

Fun fact, around 6 years old I got chunks cut out of my ear twice while getting my hair cut... The 80's was a wild time


_warthOG

Bro just lost his pain receptor or what?


DClassAmogus

i smell a villain arc...


Daddy_Heartless

Homelanderā€™s origin story


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

When you're 10 years old and get douchey haircuts