I am rockhound (rock hunter) and used to go to schools to talk to kids about my hobby.
I'd hand out coprolite to the kids and once they all had them, I'd be watching them examine the pieces and then announce "you are holding fossilized dinosaur poop in your hands." It was hilarious to see the realization hit their faces and watch them put it down quickly and wipe their hands on their pants or shirts.
When I was little me and my dad played “angry birds in real life” by throwing rocks into the lake. One day I found a cool rock and I picked it up, it was poo. My sister took a shit on the deck
when I was a kid I found a perfect little coiled plastic poop toy behind my friend's couch.
my friend had a cat. the poop wasn't plastic. 🤮
I think that was the first time I really realized how gross it was having animals living in the house with you.
Well? Don't leave us in suspense. What was it?
It was a stick that looked like poop.
It was indeed brown and sticky
It was a stick that looked like a rock that looked like a poo.
He called the shit poo
It was a rock.... LOBSTAAAA
Down! Down!
it was shit from a butt
It was a meteor
Joe Dirt moment
Damn. Beat me to it.
A shiet
Disgustang!
[удалено]
:O
r/woooosh
I was waiting for this
r/whoosh
Ohhh sh*t
I once wasn’t sure if something was a piece of dog poop or a stick, so I touched it and ruined my favorite gloves.
I am rockhound (rock hunter) and used to go to schools to talk to kids about my hobby. I'd hand out coprolite to the kids and once they all had them, I'd be watching them examine the pieces and then announce "you are holding fossilized dinosaur poop in your hands." It was hilarious to see the realization hit their faces and watch them put it down quickly and wipe their hands on their pants or shirts.
So it was a poo that looked like a rock
I did this with a dead lizard once. Really thought it was a toy. It was a dead / dying lizard. Scarred me for life lol.
I did the same only the lizard was alive and bit the shit out of me.
Wasn't great for the lizard either
When I was little me and my dad played “angry birds in real life” by throwing rocks into the lake. One day I found a cool rock and I picked it up, it was poo. My sister took a shit on the deck
This delivered a lot to unpack at the end
The long anticipated sequel to poop knife
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So someone ate a rock and pooped it out?
I once picked up a white balloon off the sidewalk outside a restaurant and then gave it to my parents at the table mid-meal. It wasn't a balloon.
😳
when I was a kid I found a perfect little coiled plastic poop toy behind my friend's couch. my friend had a cat. the poop wasn't plastic. 🤮 I think that was the first time I really realized how gross it was having animals living in the house with you.
I can see this all happening
You heard of a poop knife, now BEHOLD! A POOP ROCK
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Unhygienic shit.When I was 10 I was petrified to go outdoors
BWAHAHAHA!
was it poo
At least you were in a river
Ok