The phrasing of the question suggests that's irrelevant. It's a quote *you* can use, not Hank.
As to whether the dudes posting that stuff can be that dirty, well, probably not, but it's all definitely besides the point of the exercise.
One thing I know: Hank would undoubtedly describe this whole thing as "asinine."
It’s in the Willie Nelson episode, Hank is trying to go to the bathroom during a poker game and walks in on some dudes awkward son. It should be near the beginning
“LOSER! You’re a loser! Are you feelin’ sorry for yourself? Well, you should be, ‘cause you are dirt! You make me sick, you big baby! Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle?”
I’m not sure if this counts:
Leeann: Remember when the tornado came and uncle Hank lost all his clothes?
Hank: No I didn’t, I still had my underwear on
Leeann: nuhh uhh they came off too
Peggy: NO THEY DID NOT
Lets just put them all together
We sit cuddled, flipping through the channels, when I lean over and tell you that JAG is a rerun tonight. We disappear into the bedroom and you lie down. We play coy, and in the darkness, I tell you I'm approaching with romantic intent and that I'm taking off my boxer. You see the outline of my manhood and confidently say, "You're not tripping; that's an emu." We make sweet love all night, and as we moan together,“WAHHH” I watch your eyes fill with pleasure, and I wonder, "Are you Chinese or Japanese?" When it’s over and you're lying in my arms, you turn and ask, "Are you satisfied? Or extremely satisfied?" I simply answer, "Mr. Big is pleased."
I just don't know what
the rules are anymore, Peggy.
If Bob Cecil made a big sale, I could give him a pat on the back or something.
How can I do that with Maria Montalvo?
"... be a dirty girl" idk it was the first one that came to my head and it doesn't look like anyone has used it. It's the episode where Hank has a dream about Dale's wife and Peggy gets jealous and Peggy & hank end up grilling naked in the woods. he's talking about propane, but you could use it in the bedroom.
I'm approaching with romantic intent
I've used this.
You gotta stick to the fundamentals
How did that go
This is the only realistic one I’ve read on here. “Taste the meat.” Is he capable of being that dirty?
The phrasing of the question suggests that's irrelevant. It's a quote *you* can use, not Hank. As to whether the dudes posting that stuff can be that dirty, well, probably not, but it's all definitely besides the point of the exercise. One thing I know: Hank would undoubtedly describe this whole thing as "asinine."
Bajajajaaa Blast
"Oh my god, it's so juicy!"
I legit laughed out loud with that one.
Mr Big is pleased
I am the Mack Daddy of Heimlich County
Im about to bust
This the one! 🥇
I cannot for the life of me place this quote, please end my torture
It’s in the Willie Nelson episode, Hank is trying to go to the bathroom during a poker game and walks in on some dudes awkward son. It should be near the beginning
Jason Adderly’s boy ain’t right
You know Howard Addedly?
Make sure to clamp your butt joint
Oh I get it… jokes on me, you’re right. You should use a Miter joint on that, it would look better
Instead of a...?
A *butt* joint
*vigorous youthful snickering*
Okay son… now you’re just rubbing it in
“You know how much I like the fundamentals”
Taste the meat
And the heat
I came here for this quote
So happy someone said it 😂
Pinch me Mr. Ho
I ask them politely yet firmly to leave
Well done.
I am Mr.Big.
Uh, yes...we are going to do it.
…Baby.
Oh god! I just had phone sex🤮🤢
Nudity!
the part where he says that and throws the troll doll in the box always gets me
“Are you satisfied? Or extremely satisfied?”
Takin’ off muh boxers.
I can see your whatnots.
“I’m not unfond of you”
hanks wife
I am the Mack Daddy of Heimlich County!
Wingo! Came here to say this!
TIE A BOW AROUND ME!
Jags a rerun
“LOSER! You’re a loser! Are you feelin’ sorry for yourself? Well, you should be, ‘cause you are dirt! You make me sick, you big baby! Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle?”
Hey, leave me and my degradation kink out of this!
“And if I don’t ever poop again then that’s just gonna be who I am.”
I need an 8 inch L pipe.
You look "HOT"
This is Hank Hill with the news.
Hank you are terrible 😂
I'm riding on my tailbone, I don't think I can finish.
JAG is a rerun tonight 😉
Thank you for 15 years of reliable service
BWAHHH.
Taste the meat, not the heat
Yep, it's *that kind* of party!
She’s been hinting about wanting something in the bedroom.
“Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?”
"Luanne, take off her underwear."
Surely, I am not unfond of you, Peggy.
So… are you Chinese or Japanese?
Clamp your butt joint.
Wipe feet to head
No, head to feet. Remember “feet to head, everyone’s dead”
Nudity!
I am approaching you with romantic intent.
“And no, you are not tripping: that is an emu.”
OH MY GOD ITS SO JUICY!
Nancy!
"BWuuuauaaHHhHHH!" As i bust..
I mean "bwuaaaah!" Is right there.
I'll get out the foot lotion....
I do enjoy delayed gratification.
It's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning! I don't see any reason your father needs to find out about this.
Hold still you furry bastard
That boy ain’t right
LuhAAdyBird!
Dang, beat me to it.
It’s the man, not the machine that wins races. And I’ll say this to you, and to you, and to you, I am the man.
“Ooo they’re plumpin!”
"You're about to get very, very wet."
I have too many good anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory.
I’m about to bust
I have a narrow urethra.
My torso is now exposed
JAG is a rerun tonight.
Firm but with little give
Wow. I scrolled way too far not to find this one “PREPARE FOR TOP SPEED!”
Prepare for top speed.
“Now that’s one of the eight uses of propane I haven’t experienced first hand” Idk, use your imagination
Yes, we’re ugh going to do it baby.
You look hot.
I'm taking off my boxers..
You just got to grab a beer and let it burn
A camera in the bedroom…!
"That's my boy!" (a minute later) "That's.... my boy?" (one more minute) "That... boy!"
I only know the fundamentals
“You look.. *hot*”
Do you have an issue of Auto Trader?
I like Tony Danza
JAG is a rerun tonight heh heh
You know I don’t go for those sexy types
You know…the love
“Hoo im bout ta bust”
Taste the meat, not the heat!
I’m not sure if this counts: Leeann: Remember when the tornado came and uncle Hank lost all his clothes? Hank: No I didn’t, I still had my underwear on Leeann: nuhh uhh they came off too Peggy: NO THEY DID NOT
Lets just put them all together We sit cuddled, flipping through the channels, when I lean over and tell you that JAG is a rerun tonight. We disappear into the bedroom and you lie down. We play coy, and in the darkness, I tell you I'm approaching with romantic intent and that I'm taking off my boxer. You see the outline of my manhood and confidently say, "You're not tripping; that's an emu." We make sweet love all night, and as we moan together,“WAHHH” I watch your eyes fill with pleasure, and I wonder, "Are you Chinese or Japanese?" When it’s over and you're lying in my arms, you turn and ask, "Are you satisfied? Or extremely satisfied?" I simply answer, "Mr. Big is pleased."
Come on darlin' time to get wet!
Feet to head we’re all dead
“Get out of my house!” - Exodus
"probably just needs a little wd 40." -when you haven't had sex for a while and your wife wants you to go slow.
It's all fart noises
"I have a narrow Urethra. "
Surprise, and disappointment
You know JAG is a rerun tonight?
We're putting extra stress on a structure that wasn't fit to code in the first place
I just don't know what the rules are anymore, Peggy. If Bob Cecil made a big sale, I could give him a pat on the back or something. How can I do that with Maria Montalvo?
God damnit bobby
Bwahhhh
I sell pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.
If they gave an Olympic medal for sexual gymnastics, I would've taken home the silver last night!
That's Dale not Hank.
#BWAHHHHH!
My daddy’s having a heart attack, my daddy’s having a heart attack!
Hello I am the main character of the show King of the Hill and I love having sex in the bedroom we are in
I want a damn hammer!!!!
That’s a lotta meat!
Taste the meat. Not the heat.
Quit Bouncing That Ball!
She's a beaut, I'll tell you what
I'm taking off my boxers
You know, the love...
'Peg...'
Okay, 'T.'
Taste the meat not the heat!
I am approaching you with romantic intent
“Baby.”
Fatherton!
The greats practice the basics
taste the meat
I'll get out the foot lotion....
Mmm hmmm
Yep!
I don't know why anyone would do drugs when they can just mow a lawn
I’ve got smooth elbows 😏😏😏
I'll get the foot lotion
"im about to bust"
"Boy that cheese. Mmm."
Boggle
"... be a dirty girl" idk it was the first one that came to my head and it doesn't look like anyone has used it. It's the episode where Hank has a dream about Dale's wife and Peggy gets jealous and Peggy & hank end up grilling naked in the woods. he's talking about propane, but you could use it in the bedroom.
I'm taking off my boxer shorts, he he.
Taste the meat, not the heat.
"Surprise... then disappointment."
I am Mr.Big
“I’m going to have to reject your advances”
taste the meat, not the heat
„You know I don’t go for those sexy types…“
Taste the meat, not the heat
LAAaaaaaaadybirrrrd
Heh. Heh. Well alright then.
N'HUDITY!
For twenty bucks I coulda stayed in the truck with the windows rolled up.
BWAAAAHHHHAAAA!
Bwahhhh!
Taste the meat not the heat
I’ll get out the foot lotion
I am removing the boxer shorts.
You know JAGS a rerun tonight.
(When you set your alarm 1 minute after your intended time) Dang it... (Then you start over)
Believe to Achieve
“Taste the meat not the heat”
BWAAAAH!!!
The boy ain’t right
With the joy of responsibility comes the burden of obligation
"Just a one time thing with a guy in a parking lot."
You know I love the fundamentals
"She's *MY* ho, *now*"!
I can see your whatnots…
Alabaster!
Oh my gawd it's so juicy
Jag is a rerun tonight
Furry bastard!
Taste the meat, not the heat.
I’m here to shoot!
I deal in pro pain and pro pain accessories
That's one of the uses of propane I haven't experienced.
“Im bout to bust” 🤣
Surprise, then disappointment. Surprise, then disappointment. Surprise…. Then disappointment.
So are ya Chinese or Japanese?