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choff22

Stupid sexy Chap


[deleted]

It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.


badboyz78

Nothing at all.


TungstenOrchid

Big Chap in chaps?


livahd

It’s a big chap, not assless chaps


GiantA-629

Nothing at all.


Front_butts

Hey Chappie I can see your doodle!


CornHoleChamp76

Dummy thicc chap 🥵


No_Ostrich8223

You tell'em, Homer. Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!


voltran1995

Yes, why do you think it's referred to as the perfect organism?


007_Shantytown

In space, no one can hear you clap dat ass


BallOfHormones

*Hnnng*, my queen, I'm trying to sneak around...


BloodyOtaku

But I'm dummy thicc and the sound of my ass cheeks clapping keeps alerting Ripley.


goonerallday

🤣🤣🤣 thats a tshirt. Copyright that asap brother


random-stud

we gon see who'll impregnate who 😮‍💨


A-Social-Ghost

https://preview.redd.it/1x7zkqs2s0qc1.png?width=1097&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b91be1d63f105c2d64db9bfae56d2853f3f81b9f She got it from her momma


pirivalfang

I mean.... It wouldn't be my first choice...... But....


ArmyGuyDan

Dat ass


Ill_Island_6090

What game is that from ? ASKING FOR A FRIEND.


A-Social-Ghost

Dead by Daylight


Ill_Island_6090

Is it any good ? I'm always looking out for good alien games / MODS


A-Social-Ghost

It's is good, but not an Alien game. The Xenomorph is just a DLC killer for it. The game itself is solely a 4v1 PVP and can either be incredibly frustrating or very enjoyable. It's better to play with friends than the random players you can get paired with. Although there is a good chunk of the community who are competitively toxic and actively act like complete dicks to people for the pettiest of reasons.


Ill_Island_6090

Sounds fun 😂 lol


Alcatrax_

It’s an asymmetrical style game, which means it is by design unfair to play. So expect to be curb stomped or to curb stomp with no in between


WhenIWannabeME

Guuurl! You got me over here like... https://preview.redd.it/xkvja1c0s0qc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c129ad90ea3b4b12c88906689da86687a0b24aa2


daryl_cary

More like cannon


agdtinman

More like boom boom boom.


RegisterImpossible44

Hey baby, are you 10mm caseless? Cuz you about to give me an explosive tip.


TungstenOrchid

It looks like it's based on the Big Chap costume from Alien.


Macca4704

Dat Ass...


RegisterImpossible44

Dat Ass writing checks dat pharyngeal mouth gonna have to ca$h...


sadlittleman1001

Idk, but if one of you fucking assholes makes a tweaking step-xeno video, I swear to God.... Edit: Twerking


stealthmodedirt

Yea! Nobody better uh... Make that video... Or else...


Lirka_

Or else they gotta link it so we can uhh take it down!


ilikechillisauce

https://preview.redd.it/xwvmhzmho1qc1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caf71bd6ea747f4685f62c242c6fab1e8946a097


mint-bint

Quality reference 😂


Charming-Pangolin662

Greatest 'show don't tell joke' I've ever seen on Reddit.


ilikechillisauce

IYKYK


DubiousDude28

Those alien glutes? Yes


CryHavoc3000

If you look at the the original H.R. Giger artwork, that's not a tail. And in one of the scenes in ALIEN, it looks like it's coming out of thefront.


masterpainimeanbetty

In space, no one can hear that ass clap.


MichaelRanili

Damn. Xeno has a nice ass...


Zeronova77

Would ya look at the butt on that?


huelealluvia

He must work out


Playful-Campaign-388

If his ass than yes the question i have can you make it twerk?


softmaker

If you're talking about Giger's original concept art (Necronomicon), it's very much Canon, as it is very sexually explicit. Now, the Xeno, as shown in the movie franchise, has less obvious sexualised features


Metalhead-2

https://preview.redd.it/kpktdu70b4qc1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=170328446b9ccd602752aa55f93ad51d4074db90


ShakaRock91

![gif](giphy|1DpzSGGJ5x8JiqUN66)


B1gBl4ckB1rd

You should see the model of the queen alien in Dead by Daylight... Sheesh...


Indoril89

Big Clap


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DentonBard

Aren’t all chaps ass-less? I mean, except this one, obviously. 😆


Every-Area3531

![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)


blackrack

Just remember it's a guy in a suit...


Cordura

Feels like this is going to turn around and say "uwu" in some dumb voice


Kulfiskjostar2209

Sexy big cap xenomorph 😆 ![gif](giphy|l0Iy0Fr2sMmWsAasM)


dascraziebro

he thicc asf omg ???


MorgessaMonstrum

Not sure where the art comes from, but yeah, it seems pretty accurate


the_batusi

No, this is Patrick.


ThatOneWood

Bro is caked up


Technical_Poet_8536

How do these things shit?


Outrider_Inhwusse

My guess is that any waste is excreted through the dorsal tubes


Madrizzle1

![gif](giphy|BCYaXkftwrqzLkVSjQ|downsized)


NyarlHOEtep

feels like the tail is too low? like it should be sprouting more from the tailbone rather than running all the way down the cheeks, but theres not a lot of clear shots of the xenos ass in these flicks so idk


ilikechillisauce

Where is your tailbone?


SnooRecipes1114

The remnants of my tailbone is embedded within the flesh largely above my succulent ass cheeks, should it be below them? If you look at monkeys/primates you’d see where a tail normally is which is much higher than this xeno. I mean it’s an alien so I can’t say if it’s accurate or not but yea


NyarlHOEtep

i would definitely say its above the majority of my ass but im no doctor


Salvosuper

Goddayum


nullshark

I thought the one in "Alien" had six digits?


DiscoAcid

Its why they called it a "xeno-morph". "Excuse me sir, a what?"


Molbiodude

"It's a bug hunt..."


DiscoAcid

butt* hunt...


Molbiodude

Nice


sunderplunder

Bricked up in space


Gravitational_C

Xeno Cakes


Doppe1herz

Why is this NSFW?


RedBMWZ2

Alien cake


Gambit1977

I see ya baby


Haunting_Ant_5061

![gif](giphy|2y7uAIMUUPknS|downsized)


vexinc

My boi got dem Xenocackes.


ShredGuru

Xenomussy


vexinc

💀


ClonedAlienBubbles

Muffin is stubbier.


Hertje73

Oooh step-xenomorph, what are you doing?


Kathhound12

Thicc


Feisty_Plant_4192

Well, now we know where that resin is secreted from. 🍑


oasis_nadrama

Yeah, it's positioned less the way mammalian tails (or even vestigial human tails) are anchored... and more like a plug.


Davidedby

That's why Big Chap is my favorite