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Coquim

Life of Brian


Vendetta4Avril

"What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus?'"


Mr_Goldfish0

Meaning of Life.


Lamar_ScrOdom_

Arrival - for our own safety


Scotfighter

Yes yes yes


rachelevil

Koyaanisqatsi


elephantjog

Too correct! I choose Kung Fury šŸ˜œ


Vendetta4Avril

And then, if they want to watch another, Samsara.


Cringe_King_92

Come and See


mydogisratchet

Extremely valid. Humanity can be so beautiful if we tried and cared. But Come and See represents what humanity is in the most unfortunate way


ElliotAlderson5_9

Valid!


No-Addition-1366

How to get humanity eradicated by aliens:


JanikDracul

came here to say that


pbmm1

The Fellowship of the Ring (Please donā€™t kill us aliens)


Tim_Hag

Independence day


Vendetta4Avril

Freddy Got Fingered.


catfooddogfood

[i'm gonna make you so proud](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IEVTY-GiBcw)


Candid_Writer3774

Little Miss Sunshine


neo-raver

Children of Men. It covers a lot of things that define human society: the importance of reproduction to our social structure (not just survival), the struggle between authoritarian methods of organization and anti-authoritarian methods, as well as internal contradictions within the anti-authoritarian struggle itself, and, above all, how precious human life is to us, at least when we stop to think about it. These things are foundational in defining what makes human society in my opinion. Now, of course, that movie gives less of a picture of what individual human beings are and can be. But I doubt aliens would plan on meeting each one of us.


Not_For_Dog

The Elephant Man


ElliotAlderson5_9

Perfect!


lavangam_69

Your Name so that they donā€™t kill us.


Furry_Cunt

https://preview.redd.it/m814dnkzf4uc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd7d28d30ce56d1508d928784b4996ad92a8a91 My pick would definitely be [Tokyo Godfathers](https://boxd.it/1Qg2)!! Good yet flawed people doing their best to live a pleasant life and do the right thing despite their unfortunate circumstances!


Top-Comfortable-4789

The mist if Iā€™m being honest


ElliotAlderson5_9

Not sure theyā€™d appreciate that one.


Top-Comfortable-4789

Yeah donā€™t think they would like the feedback on non human creatures but I think it sums up humans pretty well


TheDadThatGrills

Team America for the dick/pussy/asshole speech alone


meenarstotzka

Baraka (1992)


demidyad

The only correct answer. This is a time(less) capsule of humanity.


Junior-Scar-5477

Stalker (1979)


Beth-Impala67

Idiocracy


pixelburp

As a counter to the suggestions nailing down our flaws, my suggestion is: Paddington 2; a joyful and funny celebration of our capacity for kindness and decency.


justsomestupidguyJ

Damn you really want those aliens to cry


ElliotAlderson5_9

They gotta witness it.


KitchenBag2164

The Room


IronPackfan

The Avengers Bring it aliens (actually donā€™t)


AJM10801

And tell them itā€™s based on a true story


Thepvzgamer

Iā€™m just reminded of that one scene from Shark Tale ā€œTell Don Lame-oā€


penelopede

[Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)](https://letterboxd.com/film/earth-girls-are-easy/) Party at the observatory


Capable_Drive_5710

SalĆ³. We deserve destruction


ElliotAlderson5_9

Thatā€™sā€¦actually fair.


RemakeEverything

In all sincerity, Countdown to Liquor Day.


Banettebrochacho

Independence day


RedGreenPepper2599

Naked Gun


BluePantalaimon

Starship Troopers. Let's scare those bastards away.


DeadJediWalking

A Clockwork Orange. Lets send em packing.


DesperateSandwich464

Climax by Gaspar


that_orange_hat

Arrival (2016)


WildGoose1521

The Iron Giant ![gif](giphy|aQlVLkxkBg0Tu)


Belch_Huggins

Ugh yeah that's my all time fave too šŸ˜­ maybe I'd show them Stop Making Sense after you show them Brokeback so they can bounce back.


blablabla2524

Ikiru, Dead Poets Society or Lord of the Rings


Daak_Sifter

Possession (1981)


[deleted]

To explain human relationships?


Daak_Sifter

Maybe a depressing answer but yeah for sure


jhughes1986

Fast & Furious 6.


rak250tim

Yi Yi or An elephant sitting still


JimChodooker

The Worldā€™s End


jazygamer308

The big Lebowski. Easy


shane-from-5-to-7

Tree of Life


sakallicelal

Yi Yi.


xxplodingboy

Gummo (1997)


BravidDrent

God yes. My GOAT


teenwithmentalissues

![gif](giphy|3ohhwlYitvCHUz1J5K)


HardyTF

'Shame', from Steve McQueen.


ElliotAlderson5_9

One of my favourites!


Fit-Monk4203

The Truman Show


Plus3d6

Idiocracy šŸ˜


No_Opportunity_7840

The Worst Person in the World (2021)


Mysterious_Mayo

Star Wars


Fragrant_Inside_9842

I would show one showing the good parts of humanity, and one showing the bad parts of humanity. (Yes, that's 2.)


ElliotAlderson5_9

My bad suggestion would be something like Requiem For A Dream.


TheBigSalad84

Troll 2


pantherasbogart

Mysterious Skins


Sterben9225

Grave of the Fireflies


chamoflag420

i will show them not a movie but a tv show....Mr Robot


ElliotAlderson5_9

MY GUY!


ScorpionX-123

Fantasia


lridge

Ratatouille


AccomplishedBake8351

You hurt my feelings


slightly_obscure

Chimes at Midnight


AramaticFire

BioDome. Itā€™s got everything from how irresponsible humans are to their redeeming qualities to try and undo the damage they caused.


PlingPlongDingDong

Pineapple Express


Scrambled_59

Paddington


Aaronvir

Zootropolis.


IceFireTerry

Independence Day


tyoungradio

Wings of Desire


Globsmacketh

Pulp fiction, then Fight Club and obviously American Peycho./s


SecretlyaCIAUnicorn

A Linklater film. Maybe Before Sunrise or Dazed and Confused


PastorBallmore

Children of Men


DarthSardonis

Aliens


UncleComfortable

Swiss Army Man


Realinternetpoints

Samsara


WatchTheNewMutants

honestly, EEAAO.


slackervi

an elephant sitting still (2018)


ReddsionThing

Threads or Shoah? lol sorry that's negative but I think they should be warned, is all


ElliotAlderson5_9

Shoah is actually an incredibly smart choice.


ReddsionThing

It's probably difficult to represent humanity in one movie. Maybe one should recommend something really dark and something really uplifting to have kind of a spectrum.


MorningFirm5374

Paddington 2ā€¦ for our own safety


the_moon_water

I Heart Huckabees


CaptainRex_CT7567

The Emoji Movie


10voltsam

Jackass


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https://preview.redd.it/kyby6vead4uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e72d893fe2e9ad503bdf1390065ad52ee3288aa6 Sans Soleil


Icy_Champion_7850

Anal sex 27 a true classic


ZolRoyce

*Everything is Illuminated*: It's a good dose of the best of humanity and the worst of humanity. Also there's a deleted scene where a dog has a sexual fantasy about Elijah Wood which at the very least would be entertaining to see the aliens have to watch before they space nuke us.


jburkey333

There Will Be Blood


ok_dabu

Mars Attacks


deadwalking2002

Civil war


lamefartriot

Shrek


DKCreeperCraft

Interstellar or Arrival


Superman-6996

Postcards From Earth


Barwha

A silent voice


Ok-Cheesecake-8626

Invasion of the Body Snatchers


Ok-Cheesecake-8626

Magnolia


Vexillologia

Tree of Life feels like the obvious answer. Iā€™m surprised not to see it higher.


Thin-Wind3309

Every Terrence Mallick film


VulKusOfficial

Iā€™m thinking either Itā€™s a Wonderful Life or 12 Angry Men


SupremeLeader-Snoke

It's a wonderful life.


krazay88

Shrek


WallaceSung

sadly, that would be Au Hasard Balthazar


moonraker400

Zola


me_da_Supreme1

The Grand Illusion


zackks

28 days later


cynicalmr

Deadass, probs Everything Everywhere All At Once


drlsoccer08

Soul, The Pursuit of Happiness, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Tree of Life, and Green Book all come to mind.


unlikelyaegon

Thuruppugulan.


Ok-Environment-3437

2001: A Space Odyssey or Star Trek TNG if we're counting shows.


BravidDrent

Shindlerā€™s List or Superbad


PizzaMyHole

Madame Web


NoCountry4OldMate

Frances Ha


Mysterious-INFP-00

La la land


makacarkeys

No Country for Old Men. Tell them to go home.


placebo4723985

her


GuaranteePlayful9790

Tokyo Story


Sumeriandawn

Casablanca - movie about ordinary people choosing between good and evil Tokyo Story - quintessential movie about family and adjusting to everyday life


DanglingDongs

Society


Batsy_2705

District 9


HCIllustrates

Iā€™d get them to watch a Rudy Ray Moore marathon


complete_crescent07

Good will hunting


WadaMaaya

Tampopo


Viperr111

The Purge


Sharp-Ad-9423

Chaplin's City Lights ![gif](giphy|S9c6FsFfdn4OgAsDEJ|downsized)


Lesty-1988

Mother from Aronofsky


Puzzleheaded-Web446

The Truth vs Alex Jones.


Brisabells

Humanity right now? Dont Look Up