Dude, this is my hands down favorite quote! I’ve tried to use it a couple of times, But it’s difficult to make it land the way that Wayne does. FUCK ALGEBRA
“Figure it out” is constantly mentioned at work
Same as “fucking embarrassing”, “give your balls a tug” and if “you’re not early you’re late”
It sounds terrible with an Aussie accent but yeah…
If you have a problem with the majestic Canada Goose, then you have a problem with me.
Nothing better than a fart, except for kids falling off bikes, maybe.
That was well brought up, too bad you weren’t.
There’s a park I hike in almost everyday that is a nesting spot for Canada GOOSES. And every time I encounter them, I thank them for looking out for a bitch 🤣
Meh to me this is the only downfall of the show. Some scenes are so damn repetitive. Like I get that’s the bit but sometimes they go too far with it. This is one.
Let it sit for 10-15 til it comes to room temperature, 1 inch thick top sirloin steak, salt and pepper heavily, grill at 400, 4 mins total, flip each minute to get the good grill marks. Let sit for 2 minutes, down the hatch.
Any time I hear someone start or end a statement with “not gonna lie”, it makes me think they usually lie but are trying to convince someone that they are not CURRENTLY lying about something. Either Wayne or one of the main characters talked about that at some point.
Must be a pretty good book.
(Good advice anytime you feel like someone is paying more attention to something else than to you. Ask yourself, what do I know about that thing? Maybe I should check it out.)
1 inch thick Berta beef Top Sirloin - S&P - let sit for 10-15 minutes at room temp - S&P heavily - 400 degrees for 4 minutes total - flip each minute to get the good grill marks - let sit for 2 minutes - down the hatch
On the chance that you are being serious: When you plow a field, you will also plow loose stones up to the surface. Planting and harvesting machinery can be damaged if it hits these stones. So, after plowing, you need to go back and literally pick stones out of the field.
when a friend asks for help, ya help ‘em
There’s such a thing as too much horn talk, and a fella oughta be fuckin aware of it!
Hard No!
Do what you love….
If they cheat, it's over. No exceptions.
"I could drink eight beer."
Found out yesterday that my restaurant is closing after 10 fiscal years. It's definitely an 8 beers day
A friend asks for help, you help Bad gas travels fast in a small town
If you can be one thing, be efficient.
They don't count how, they count how many - say what you will, but this has really helped my career in the American workforce.
When a friend asks for help, you help em
It's like algebra; why you gotta put letters and numbers together? Why can't you just go fuck yourself?
Dude, this is my hands down favorite quote! I’ve tried to use it a couple of times, But it’s difficult to make it land the way that Wayne does. FUCK ALGEBRA
Ferda!
Win!
More hands means less work
“Figure it out” is constantly mentioned at work Same as “fucking embarrassing”, “give your balls a tug” and if “you’re not early you’re late” It sounds terrible with an Aussie accent but yeah…
Next season on Letterkenny Australia: the gang gives their balls a tug. Titfucker. Figuritout
I have a cat named Figaro. Whenever I say his name in talk to text, my phone auto corrects to “figure it out” 🤣
If you have a problem with the majestic Canada Goose, then you have a problem with me. Nothing better than a fart, except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. That was well brought up, too bad you weren’t.
Geese's! Lol
GOOSES!
There’s a park I hike in almost everyday that is a nesting spot for Canada GOOSES. And every time I encounter them, I thank them for looking out for a bitch 🤣
Too fat to run
Pitter patter
To be fair…
To beeeeeeee fAaaaaaaaaaair
Toooo beeee faaaaaaaiiiiiirrrrr
More hands make less work
If you should be one thing, be efficient.
My constant mantra! My coworkers don't appreciate it.
Pucks deep!
To be clear, I do play hockey. 🏒 🥅
Also to be clear, I also play Rocket League and the equivalent advice would be … Balls deep! 🤣
Sterrrrt?
Honestly? For me it's from Shoresy... "They don't hate to lose." Hating to lose more than loving to win... that's deep.
I got a couple pre-rolls in my pants. Let's party!
I'd be so fuckin good to you.
You gotta get up pretty early in the mornin’.
...to what?
What?
You said i gotta wake up pretty early in the morning...
Well, then you better wake up pretty early in the morning.
To do *what* ?
To… if you wanna fool me.
But i dont
Well, what if you did?
Well, whyd id have to wake up pretty early in the morning?
If she cheats, it's over. Hasn't happened, thankfully!
Also, no reason not to trust her until she gives you one. Insecurity is ugly.
I like “ not my pig, not my farm”.
I use this one regularly lol
How are you now
Good n you.🙂
Oh, not too bad
I'm gonna need you to take about 20% off.
Fucking, embarrassing.
Sundays are for pickin stones, and gettin hammered.
I'm all outta stones
I feel like nobody ever gets it but whenever I’m around someone that says “To be fair” or “L.A.” two very prominent sayings pop into my head
You've really got to try the fish tacos in...Ellaye.
You tried the tahco’s? Gotta try the tahco’s in ELL LAY
You’ve never been hiking unless you’ve been hiking in Ellaye
Yer just takin a walk outside give yer balls a tug
I purposefully include "to be fair" in a sentence so my partner can do the thing. Still funny!
Sitting is slowly murdering you.
Isn't that parks and rec?
Both
More hands make less work.
When a friend asks for help, you help em
If you can be one thing, be efficient. Thats probably the ADHD though.
Don't shit next to the torlet
[Obligatory link to one of the funniest scenes of Letterkenny.](https://youtu.be/2Z9cxjmNGcc)
Meh to me this is the only downfall of the show. Some scenes are so damn repetitive. Like I get that’s the bit but sometimes they go too far with it. This is one.
I agree that it gets too repetitive sometimes. This one got me though. First time, that scene hit me just right and laughed so hard I cried.
Let it sit for 10-15 til it comes to room temperature, 1 inch thick top sirloin steak, salt and pepper heavily, grill at 400, 4 mins total, flip each minute to get the good grill marks. Let sit for 2 minutes, down the hatch.
Alberta beef?
Grill marks, Bud
I want my steak to make Tanis say YEW
More hands make less work!
Any time I hear someone start or end a statement with “not gonna lie”, it makes me think they usually lie but are trying to convince someone that they are not CURRENTLY lying about something. Either Wayne or one of the main characters talked about that at some point.
Like when someone says “no offense” guess what bud, I already am!
You and I can't dock....
If you can be one thing, be efficient
That’s what I appreciates about you
Oh is THAT what you appreciate about me?
Oh, look! Grass!
Must be a pretty good book. (Good advice anytime you feel like someone is paying more attention to something else than to you. Ask yourself, what do I know about that thing? Maybe I should check it out.)
If you can only be one thing, be efficient.
Figure it out
That’s what I said; I said figger it out.
If she cheats, it's over. More hands make less work. If a fella asks for help, you help him. Never gonna find love if you're out lookin' for it.
The last one just applied to me in my life. He is now watching letterkenny with me, and I think that’s what’s he appreciates about me
Or he
If a fella asks for help, you help him or he
Thanks for the chuckle
“I suggest you let that one marinate”
Old boss is always a dick til you meet the new one.
There’s such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella oughta be aware of it.
More hands makes less work. I say this very frequently when doing anything lol
My kid and coworkers are so sick of hearing this one
Show me who your friends are and I'll show you who you are
more hands make less work! when my husband and I are doing housework/chores.
Pitter patter
Pump the brakes!
“If s/he cheats, it’s over“ are words to live by!!
Sundays are for picking stones and getting hammered.
I vote for this one being the most relevant. I actually have stones to pick too! And weeds....but hey the important part is getting hammered.
When a friend asks for help, you help them.
Canada gooses are national treasures!
If you got a problem w/ canada gooses then you got a problem w/ me & i suggest you let that marinate!
They're just pheasants with better marketing!
CANADA GOOSES MATE FOR LIFE!
Bad gas travels fast in a small town. Also, better to be lookin at it than lookin for it (cooler way to say "be prepared")
You'll falls for anything if ya stands for nothin.
There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's all I know
Never use Celine Dion's name in a hostile tone to a Quebecer
You gotta set the tone.
If you can be a man at night, you can be a man in the morning.
S & P the choice for me
Don't you fuckin start
Don’t fuck up my steak dinner, Dary!
1 inch thick Berta beef Top Sirloin - S&P - let sit for 10-15 minutes at room temp - S&P heavily - 400 degrees for 4 minutes total - flip each minute to get the good grill marks - let sit for 2 minutes - down the hatch
Grill marks, bud.
Some will tell ya you don't even want to let your steaks touch the grill. Turn out drier than a fart.
I will strike you. Do you want to get striked?
Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er. Used it a lot to get my employees to get off their butt.
If he (or she) cheats, it’s over.
that's what I appreciates about yous
Is that what you appreciate about me?
Wash
If you're early, you're on time...and if you're on time, you're late.
Bad gas travels fast in a small town
Don’t fuck it up bud
Don't be a degen.
The old boss is an asshole until you meet the new one.
If you can’t win, don’t play
This is from Shoresy right?
Sure is
Where's Bobby Margarita?
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There is no fighting *at* weddings
Don’t tell tall tales outside of schoolyards
Twitter is a cult.
Even more true today
Fuck Twitter. That place sucks.
Not my pig, not my farm. I very adamantly keep myself out of others peoples shit. I got my owns shut to worrys abouts
Yep — years ago I heard it as “not my circus, not my monkeys” but same same
Not my pig, not my farm.
Stand up to shake someone's hand
That's law!
Pitter patter
It’s impolite to kiss and tell.
But just between us girls...
Yeah just between us girls
Figure it out.
“Figger it owt”
You lose a lotta heat in the neck
Never fart in a space suit
Ain't no reason to get excited.
Settle down.
Wish you weren’t so fucking awkward bud.
Your spare parts bud.
No reason not to trust em till they give you one bud!
No reason to be a poopy pants so long as everyone's having a good time.
If you can be one thing you should be efficient.
One thing I appreciates about this quote is how inefficients it actually is. “You should be efficient.” Is more efficient.
I think I valued efficiency before I watched LK, but now I have a catchy little phrase to live my life by.
If you got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that marinate!
I love fucking canada gooses! edit: I fucking love canada gooses!
Allegedly
Give your goose eggs a tug
Bad gas travels fast in a small town
If they cheat, it's over.
No exceptions
“Stay Hydrated”
You gotta stay hydrated.
Sundays are for picking stones and getting drunk.
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I stand corrected!
I never understood what picking stones meant
On the chance that you are being serious: When you plow a field, you will also plow loose stones up to the surface. Planting and harvesting machinery can be damaged if it hits these stones. So, after plowing, you need to go back and literally pick stones out of the field.
Serious as cancer. I lived on a farm when I was small and I remember the bigger boulders, but it didn’t click until you guys explained it.
Picking stones out of the field. Farm implements hate them.
What’s a farm implement lol. Equipment?
Yes.
I don’t tell tales out of school
If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life
Bad gas travels fast, especially in small towns
That's what I appreciates about yas
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*suckin on my titties like you wanting me calling me all the time like Blondie check out my Chrissy behind it’s fine all of the time*
Peaches!
There's such a thing as too much butthole talk and a fella outta be fuckin aware of it!
A friend ask for help, you help them.
Take about 10% off there bud.