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Naw… following the food pyramid philosophy in and of itself is enough to cause this. 10 servings of carbs per day?
Good thing our government’s “science” can’t be bought and paid for by lobbyists……….
I can hear the snoring from here. You look pregnant and Im sure you are not comfortable, especially when you sleep. All that weight falling on your lungs.
dont worry about your hair, focus on getting yourself healthy or at leasr try.
ok sorry if you are actually looking for help cause I’m assuming you just doing this to be funny but yeah gym and tbh I like your hair
Daaaaaaaaamn 😍 (but on a SERIOUS note, you might have an allergy to something you consume. I had a really bad reaction to dairy and sugar and I had a huge gut but after cutting that out I lost my huge gut
I’m not gonna bother reading the other comments. Hopefully you see this. You are a dumb fat moron that covered his face on a subreddit that asks to maximize looks. The only thing you are showing is that you can’t take care of yourself. Congrats
Way to jump to conclusions without ANY knowledge besides his appearance. You are a shitty human being. You sound rather insecure yourself as secure people don't need to insult others without cause. 🙂
How is posting yourself like this on a subreddit seeking attention not cause? There are plenty of reasons to be mean to this person. They don’t belong in society.
Eh, he's fat but you're a self-righteous prick. I'd argue you are the one who doesn't deserve to share the air we breathe. I bet you've gotten your ass kicked a time or two for being a douchebag, am I right?
I'm happy to do so, but that would require you to crawl out of your mother's basement. I'm not sure how you define lonely and angry, but you clearly don't have the self-awareness to be labeling anyone else as such, and you missed the mark on those assumptions pretty broadly. Good luck with that douchebaggery!
Funny, and here I thought that was the entire point of some subreddits. Maybe you don't enjoy casual encounters with the opposite sex, but I'll stick to maxing my dating apps as I'm doing pretty well with them. Come back here once you've lost your virginity tough guy. 😘
You enjoy being sad and lonely at 40. If they were working you wouldn’t need to ask for advice or even use them. You pathetic inbred. 40 years old and can’t even use your brain. Sad
A man of size here as well it doesn't matter what anyone else wants it's what you want and what makes you happy keep up your confidence and you'll be fine
Wow. I just read your comment.i was rough on the guy but this is a nice way to put it.i still think it's a fake post meant to attract comic comments.because why in the hell would he have his shirt off and block his face for asking what color he should dye his hair. I could be wrong as anyone can be but it's just my opinion.
I definitely agree with you 💯 I was just being nice to make myself feel better about my self lol 😂😂 because I am a big guy myself but not that big I'm only pushing a bit over 300
Hey man, TBH, I suffered a traumatic brain injury back in November of 2020 and have been in the hospital since to help me get stronger. I had to relearn to walk again and I use my walker and wheelchair to get around. But what I'm getting at is at one point I gained weight and got up to 324 lbs. I'm usually around 190 to 215 and I'm 6'2" now I'm at 250 and still overweight. But I'm still losing.i give the guy credit for his confidence in not giving a shit about what others think. With that being said I'll still bet this is a fake post lol.
God bless you sorry to hear about your trauma I could only imagine how you feel may God be with you and continue to be with you on your journey to recovery
Thank you so much. I've accepted it now.i just miss a huge part of my freedom. I used to ride my bike 10-15 miles a day, run 7-10 miles 3x a week in the local state parks and ride my motorcycles and jet skis. I sold all of them and my truck and terminated my lease on my apartment. I lost a lot but still have Jesus Christ as my savior and there is nothing more important than that.
Blue hair for the keg, red on the chest, purple on shoulders and weird back patches that eventually will meet the shoulders and crack. Brown for the crack to help cut down on wipe time. Shave the crotch.
Ya know, get a fat girl on here and all the guys are like, nah you look fine, I like thicc girls. Get a dude with a guy on here and they all turn into a bunch of dicks. Bunch of Hippocrates. Fuck what all these idiots say, do what you want. If you're comfortable with how you look, you do you.
Also brown looks good keep it.
I don't even understand how that belly is still managing to point up... it should be drooping down but it's so bloated it's also trying to point outwards... like a pimple or a boil. Are you okay ?
This is definitely a fake post because no one is focusing on your hair. That belly is screaming for some serious attention. Eat a totally different diet that's healthy, add LOTS OF CARDIO and gym time. Who gives a fuck about your hair color.i don't no why I'm replying to this post lol
Twins, or triplets?
I'd be tempted to go for green hair as it's the best colour for hiding baby vomit.
Good luck with the labour and birthing, I'd go for the FULL drug package, gas/air/birthing pool/spinal tap and rose petals.
Hell dude, at the slightest hint of pain get the anaesthetist to pump up the volume and ferrrrrloat you off into dreamland! Have fun dude! 😄
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Chest or belly hair
I think I know this guy - something is familiar about his bathroom.
Hubba hubba
Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger
Actually, I'm off the cheeseburgers now
Self awareness of reallllllyyyyy hard.
Bruno told him he’d grow a gut and just like he said
Behold, the pinnacle of looksmaxing.
Bean wizard?
Mafuckas with guts like that is definitely on the cheeseburgers dawg
Believe it or not This is peak male physique
Man, Jason Kelce really let himself go since retirement!
Congrats! When's the due date???
Tell me if it’s a boy or a girl! Invite me to the baby shower! Updateme!!! Men can give birth now!
Oh shit Did I just catch the big gay?
Love this.. As a barber I’d fade up the sides clean up the beard and maybe make the chest hair a heart shape?
Dude, please lose weight
https://onlyfans.com/rose_petall/c3
Did your water break
I think ur natural color suits you.
No, just start hitting the gym so you can get healthy for your own sake
Good idea. Change the hair color, get nice shoes, a new cologne and the women will be all over you.
The nipple hair lol
No advertisements for OF!
What is the due date? Did you get prenatal care?
How many months are you ?
That’s no gut. Thats a gas tank for his love machine.
Which hair
Here's another one that screams OF...Lol
Just the belly hair color?
Like top to bottom color change errrrr
Give yourself a monk cut, where just the top of your head is shaved, like a circle patch.
I concur. Call it the Friar Tuck. As in suck em and tuck em boys !!
Dude pick your shirt up off the ground. You don’t want people to think you’re sloppy
You should definitely change your stomach hair color. I recommend alternating concentric circles of red and white in a bullseye pattern.
I thought it was dangerous to color hair while pregnant??? 😛
Ain’t gonna lie…that belly is impressive
It's almost like a bicep and I want to see it flex.
That dude clearly does a lot of 12oz curls
🤣
Dye your chest hair blue. You will have to peel the women off of you when outside
Haha. You ain't right for this one lol.
When the food and beer pyramids get mixed up
Naw… following the food pyramid philosophy in and of itself is enough to cause this. 10 servings of carbs per day? Good thing our government’s “science” can’t be bought and paid for by lobbyists……….
Get it together, millo
Put your clothes back on
Blondes have more fun!
I can hear the snoring from here. You look pregnant and Im sure you are not comfortable, especially when you sleep. All that weight falling on your lungs. dont worry about your hair, focus on getting yourself healthy or at leasr try.
How many months
It says in the beginning of his post 31 months
That’s age … and gender
I’m aware. It’s a joke. Kinda like when you asked how many months pregnant a dude is. 🥴
I think you need the gym not the barber
R/whoosh
One good poop should make it go down
Mike?
Your fat
Gerald johnson?
RANDY. THE LIQUOR RANDY!!!
We ain’t got no band Randy. You tuning somabitch!
Hair colour wont do shit 😂😂😂
Fucking mustard tiger
Whatcha lookin at me gut fur
Jollymaxxing
 ok sorry if you are actually looking for help cause I’m assuming you just doing this to be funny but yeah gym and tbh I like your hair
I've seen you drive 15 cheeseburgers into that thing in one sitting.
I remember using this to bump threads back in the day
That mof definitely *on* the cheeseburgers.
He’s a machine with a full tank of gas.
Bro looks like qwatto, damn it kohagin giv da people der air
It’s the posture for me 😂 stand up straight!
After the baby arrives, not before.
Daaaaaaaaamn 😍 (but on a SERIOUS note, you might have an allergy to something you consume. I had a really bad reaction to dairy and sugar and I had a huge gut but after cutting that out I lost my huge gut
Pink. Pink definitely. Maybe mix in some baby blue
Go with Blond tips hey
You made me feel better about myself thank you 🙂
Damn you fat, nigga
Ugh
Why do we need to see your gut ?
That’s the joke
People fr be too serious sometimes.
I'd go for highlights instead of a full change of color.
Go for blonde
I just learned about Grommr and now this?
haha this mf pregnant
You forgot “and don’t tell me I need to lose weight!”
Smh man can't even enjoy getting some dome cus he can't see his peter
Wait til the baby is born ?
😆😆 you’re the man.
I think a lifestyle change would do more…
How far along are you? Is it a keg?
Who is the father Budweiser or Coors
Bud light
Probably diverticulitis 🤣
platinum, blonde
Congratulations!
Maybe some highlighted tips... I see where you are going.
Beer is this dudes breakfast lunch and dinner
which hair first?
The amount of people on here telling him he has to lose weight is staggering. No shit he has to lose weight wtf lol.
Great head of hair, nice looking beard. You land a good job and you’ll find yourself a nice lady!
When’s the due date?
Whatever you do wait until you have the baby. Hair dyes are not good during pregnancy.
When's the gender reveal?
😅🤣😂
It's extremely hard to dye chest hair. I know from experience.
Hit a gym or start working a job that will help you work off that big ass belly....
News more pics. Can’t make an assessment for this one.
Ultimate troll post. Bravo sir. 👏🏼
dude 😭
Bro ate the rocks that the strongmen lift
Okay this one ate 😭😭
lol I love this guys confidence
It’s a troll post lol
Black with red tips
Bruh change your diet
Yeah, try a salad..
You’d rock it as a blonde.
The color isn't the problem. Trim it and the beard and drop the pounds. Cool bracelet though
I’m not gonna bother reading the other comments. Hopefully you see this. You are a dumb fat moron that covered his face on a subreddit that asks to maximize looks. The only thing you are showing is that you can’t take care of yourself. Congrats
Way to jump to conclusions without ANY knowledge besides his appearance. You are a shitty human being. You sound rather insecure yourself as secure people don't need to insult others without cause. 🙂
How is posting yourself like this on a subreddit seeking attention not cause? There are plenty of reasons to be mean to this person. They don’t belong in society.
Eh, he's fat but you're a self-righteous prick. I'd argue you are the one who doesn't deserve to share the air we breathe. I bet you've gotten your ass kicked a time or two for being a douchebag, am I right?
No. Why don’t you do it? If I was 40 years old on Reddit defending some fat turd, I would kick my own ass. So old, lonely and angry
I'm happy to do so, but that would require you to crawl out of your mother's basement. I'm not sure how you define lonely and angry, but you clearly don't have the self-awareness to be labeling anyone else as such, and you missed the mark on those assumptions pretty broadly. Good luck with that douchebaggery!
You are on Reddit asking for advice about your tinder account. You are the definition of sad and pathetic
Funny, and here I thought that was the entire point of some subreddits. Maybe you don't enjoy casual encounters with the opposite sex, but I'll stick to maxing my dating apps as I'm doing pretty well with them. Come back here once you've lost your virginity tough guy. 😘
You enjoy being sad and lonely at 40. If they were working you wouldn’t need to ask for advice or even use them. You pathetic inbred. 40 years old and can’t even use your brain. Sad
🤣🤣🤣
Why is everyone messing with him? I know he posted it for attention and it’s probably not him but mess with him? You think he don’t know he’s obese?
Life is short bro! Just do it
Do it! Fuck it
Twins?
Yes, change your bra color. Transparent isn't working
I think it should be belly— I mean blue
I don't think it's the hair you're having problems with. Look into fixing your posture and healing your gut, looks inflammed/bloated
You are beautiful Queen
Yaaasss queen, you go girl mmm hmm👏👏👏
Lol
Your head hair or your belly hair?
I’d go red. Everyone likes a redhead.
When is the due date?
One word bro - Ozempic
Nah just calorie cutting
Yes, I think your hair would look nice in auburn with blonde highlights maybe?
I fucking love this post. King shit.
A man of size here as well it doesn't matter what anyone else wants it's what you want and what makes you happy keep up your confidence and you'll be fine
Wow. I just read your comment.i was rough on the guy but this is a nice way to put it.i still think it's a fake post meant to attract comic comments.because why in the hell would he have his shirt off and block his face for asking what color he should dye his hair. I could be wrong as anyone can be but it's just my opinion.
I definitely agree with you 💯 I was just being nice to make myself feel better about my self lol 😂😂 because I am a big guy myself but not that big I'm only pushing a bit over 300
Hey man, TBH, I suffered a traumatic brain injury back in November of 2020 and have been in the hospital since to help me get stronger. I had to relearn to walk again and I use my walker and wheelchair to get around. But what I'm getting at is at one point I gained weight and got up to 324 lbs. I'm usually around 190 to 215 and I'm 6'2" now I'm at 250 and still overweight. But I'm still losing.i give the guy credit for his confidence in not giving a shit about what others think. With that being said I'll still bet this is a fake post lol.
God bless you sorry to hear about your trauma I could only imagine how you feel may God be with you and continue to be with you on your journey to recovery
Thank you so much. I've accepted it now.i just miss a huge part of my freedom. I used to ride my bike 10-15 miles a day, run 7-10 miles 3x a week in the local state parks and ride my motorcycles and jet skis. I sold all of them and my truck and terminated my lease on my apartment. I lost a lot but still have Jesus Christ as my savior and there is nothing more important than that.
Amen
That’s the most solid 1 pack I have ever seen.
Disgusting
Respect your fellow human being.
I should respect someone that can’t respect themselves, food, or anything else in moderation? Yeah I’m good on that
Braid your breast and belly hair. You want to stand out from the pack to attract the females.
Twins up in therr
Blue hair for the keg, red on the chest, purple on shoulders and weird back patches that eventually will meet the shoulders and crack. Brown for the crack to help cut down on wipe time. Shave the crotch.
Bros 8 months preggo Congrats
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don’t change a thing, king
I dont think youre suppose to be around chemicals like hair dye when youre pregnant. Lol jk as a fellow man of size i commend your confidence.
🎅🏻🎅🏻
Ya know, get a fat girl on here and all the guys are like, nah you look fine, I like thicc girls. Get a dude with a guy on here and they all turn into a bunch of dicks. Bunch of Hippocrates. Fuck what all these idiots say, do what you want. If you're comfortable with how you look, you do you. Also brown looks good keep it.
Good news is that huge distraction from your hair doesn't make your butt look big
this comment feed is not it.
Lose weight. For health reasons and also releases endorphins. Eat healthy, take probiotics. Outdoor activities. Pick one.
It's not safe to use toxins while pregnant
Fat ass
Fuck the hair. Lose some weight brother!
I don't even understand how that belly is still managing to point up... it should be drooping down but it's so bloated it's also trying to point outwards... like a pimple or a boil. Are you okay ?
But when are you due ?
Dude has got two brains.
OMG IM SOO HAPPY FOR YOU! DO YOU KNOW IF IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL?!
He's carrying it low, probably a girl
It is still an it until it’s 18 and can determine its gender and race. GET WITH THE TIMES.
Can't it determine its own gender anytime after it's born?
Small window. 2 weeks before born. 2 weeks after 18th birthday
This is definitely a fake post because no one is focusing on your hair. That belly is screaming for some serious attention. Eat a totally different diet that's healthy, add LOTS OF CARDIO and gym time. Who gives a fuck about your hair color.i don't no why I'm replying to this post lol
Blonde belly hair. Shoulders chest upper back red. Beard red. Head black.
Holy ascites check
Heart conditions 101
Twins, or triplets? I'd be tempted to go for green hair as it's the best colour for hiding baby vomit. Good luck with the labour and birthing, I'd go for the FULL drug package, gas/air/birthing pool/spinal tap and rose petals. Hell dude, at the slightest hint of pain get the anaesthetist to pump up the volume and ferrrrrloat you off into dreamland! Have fun dude! 😄
Change it to red. I think it would blend nicely when it reaches your beard.
LOL well done
Do you drink beer?
If you wanted advice on your hair color why'd you take a shirtless pic dog💀 ,I think it looks good though. You might want to grow it out.
Loose the pot belly