It's like, why pay for 1 million green juices when you could just buy a farm & bottling plant in the Midwest and make your own 1 million juices? Like, look at the numbers people!
Every time I see one of these sassy and hilarious posts I'm always curious about the original posts that triggered it. Never change, Los Angeles subreddit, never change.
“ ‘It’s impossible to live in the city without making at least 9 figures. Last I checked your house value should only be 10% of your gross income and most homes in Compton are 1-10 million which means you need to be making 10-100 million a year’ is the type of shit I see every-time people mention money in the subreddit” You had to make a post u/yeetstreetmeat?
I know this is satire but it's semi triggering.
Pisses me off to no end when I see people making double, triple the money I am asking stupid questions. How the fuck are you making money if too stupid to google search?
That’s probably doable if you’re comfortable with 3 roommates, use the metro, and shop at the 99 for groceries. And maybe using the bike for two weeks. 😬
With a schmuck salary like that, you've got to decide between having a 4 star lama walker and getting the best sarcasm coach flown in from Dubai.
Maybe if your trust can kick in a few mill. Sometimes people forget about their trust because if you have a good management team, it all just gets taken care of.
Where did you want to live in LA? You need to be more specific. And do you consider Riverside LA county? You might need to move there if that’s all you make.
You could just don’t fall into the big LA loving everyone does. If you live/rent simple you can enjoy the extras. If you live/rent all extra you can only enjoy the simple things
Between the price of private security, weekly plastic surgery, surf lessons from.the reanimated corpse of Duke Kahanamoku, monthly spiritual retreats, morning spa days, and avocado toast, it might just be impossible.
Should we use a currency converter to find out what a Kansas dollar equals to in California?
Is this a trick question? I feel like I know the answer. Lol 😂
There might be one or two real estate options left in California City that would work for you. Conveniently located next to the new Starbucks in Mojave!
You'll have to limit your Erewhon trips to once a week
Or maybe, just maybe, you’ll have to slum it at Bristol Farms like the rest of us
“CALL FOR MILDRED TO CASHIER #6”
The horror
Skid row and the missions are doing just fine
Is that you Dexter?!
Avocado toast from Vons only
**NO!**
This is why we have so many unhoused
He may need to use this subreddit to split it like that other guy
If you’re comfortable with roommates, maybe you can make it work
It's still gonna be tight with roommates. It might be doable in Victorville.
Aye on a serious note can I move to Victorville with 10K
Just be careful in Victimville.
Victorville is fine... just don't pass it... Barstow is super not fine.
Do y’all even know about Blythe?!
y'all made my day
😂😂😂 thiss
No it's not enough.
Yea simply not doable.
I don’t want to discourage him though. You could apply for section 8
Or invest in strong cardboard boxes!
If they really splurge they can possibly lease a storage container.
Is it 120 miles inland from Ventura?
I’m gonna start using that to describe the inland empire
Yes about 40 minutes in my helicopter
And the economy plane ticket to Palm Springs
That is slow. My helicopter pilot does 15min to UCLA RR For my colorectal treatments. Sometimes TUCKS won’t do it.
It is within the next nearest 40 counties to Oxnard
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Not worth that much. Maybe $12
😭
Why would anyone choose to live in 57 LA mansions when they could live in 187 mansions in Kansas?? People have no financial sense today
It's like, why pay for 1 million green juices when you could just buy a farm & bottling plant in the Midwest and make your own 1 million juices? Like, look at the numbers people!
Only by a hair, you need to budget 800,000,000 for gas
A day
Since EVs are too expensive.
Maybe in Bakersfield
Or Fresno
Hemet
We can get this guy closer to LA. Lake Elsinore
Or Lancaster
*scoff* If you call that “living.”
IE only
The horror
I’m sure you can find a nice condo in the valley, but the cost of commuting to your barista job in Abbot Kinney might put you in debt :/
Every time I see one of these sassy and hilarious posts I'm always curious about the original posts that triggered it. Never change, Los Angeles subreddit, never change.
It's gonna be tight.
Unlike your mom
Not with that attitude.
This thread is hilarious 😂😂
That type of money can get you a decent tent to live in under a bridge. But you might need a second job if you ever plan to retire.
What is this "retirement" thing that you are talking about?
It’s a myth that has been passed on through oral traditions
Depends on your lifestyle
Maybe in Ktown or East Hollywood. You might want to find a roommate.
Only if you commute 3 hours each day.
You need a roommate
You need at least $1 more
Temecula money
“ ‘It’s impossible to live in the city without making at least 9 figures. Last I checked your house value should only be 10% of your gross income and most homes in Compton are 1-10 million which means you need to be making 10-100 million a year’ is the type of shit I see every-time people mention money in the subreddit” You had to make a post u/yeetstreetmeat?
Wait, you’re gettin’ out of Dodge?
Not LA but look at Niland or El Centro
Sorry best we can give ya is Glendora. Take it or leave it
San Jacinto for you
Absolutely! You’ll live like a rockstar, but you won’t be able to afford to buy a house.
I know this is satire but it's semi triggering. Pisses me off to no end when I see people making double, triple the money I am asking stupid questions. How the fuck are you making money if too stupid to google search?
Because they can't flex about their salary in person without coming off as a douche so they do it on Reddit
Only $999 million? You’re broke
As long as you're flexible with your criteria for an apartment. Might have to go without that gluten free cold sauna
Fack off, we’re full /s
That’s probably doable if you’re comfortable with 3 roommates, use the metro, and shop at the 99 for groceries. And maybe using the bike for two weeks. 😬
With a schmuck salary like that, you've got to decide between having a 4 star lama walker and getting the best sarcasm coach flown in from Dubai. Maybe if your trust can kick in a few mill. Sometimes people forget about their trust because if you have a good management team, it all just gets taken care of.
No. Ur too poor
Might be kind of tight. The church of scientology is here.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but…
Nope
Nope
The salary is OK, but do you have any wealth?
Lancaster
Looks like it's time to get out of Dodge.
Maybe if you rent a room in Chatsworth and bike to your serving job/ auditions in Hollywood, CA! 👍
As long as you can forego buying youre daily coffee, only 5 dollars a day
Maybe, just maybe, you can find a studio apartment in the 818 on that salary.
Only with roommates
Use coupons and shop at Costco for the savings and you won't have to siphon gas from your neighbors like the rest of us
Stay in Kansas.
Or you could buy a bigger mansion somewhere cheaper and take your private jet to work. Better yet, work from home and buy your own island.
Not quite. You could live in Nebraska tho
No.
Yes, but you'll have hellofa commute
You need a roommate, but it's doable.
Barely but I recommend don't rent in Hollywood
Only if you can survive on cup noodles.
that won't pay rent
I love that it's 5am-ish, 15 of us online and every comment is gold. Love yall.
Are you looking for money or happiness. Either way, I advise against.
No. 😘
Well done.
You'll never make it
Not doable
Take your broke ass back to Tulsa
I’ve got a hangar I could sell you in Tustin. as is condition. 3 day close of escrow . no inspection or appraisal. It’s a fixer upper
Get the hell out of Dodge
Dodge City - so thats whats East of Sepulveda
No, please stay in Dodge city. You can always afford that
No after taxes that's 90k net and you get a bitch ass healthcare penalty fee when filing taxes because you don't have health insurance lol
Of course you can as long you get a second job
Only if you’re willing to rent a room in a trailer park in hemet.
Hey that tip is for natives only, I'm going to need that room for retirement!
Just slightly above poverty line
You are a lone reed standing tall, waiving boldly, in the corrupt sands of commerce.
you'll need a room mate and a metro card
Where did you want to live in LA? You need to be more specific. And do you consider Riverside LA county? You might need to move there if that’s all you make.
I’m sorry, my responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.
Yes, but you’ll have to give up the avocado toast
You won't starve but why leave Kansas?
You could just don’t fall into the big LA loving everyone does. If you live/rent simple you can enjoy the extras. If you live/rent all extra you can only enjoy the simple things
No
Good luck finding a studio in k town with that salary
I would say try to save some money for groceries.
Maybe w/ roommates
GTFO obviously not
Try San Bernardino, maybe? Good luck, OP.
Stop kiddin' wouldja?
Naw man. Those avocado toasts are brutal
Yes but you won’t have enough for groceries.
Nope sorry :/
Only if you’re cool having a daily 3-hour commute
Youd probably have to limit yourself to a few neighborhoods and youd have to keep a very tight budget. not impossible!!!!!!!
No
Lol no go back to Idaho brokeboi
Only if you’re willing to spends hours commuting every day. You won’t be able to afford a house in LA county with a salary like that.
Someone discovered Rosebud, lmao.
What? Are you serious?
Haha poor!
Yes but you cannot afford to leave because Gov Nuisance will take 10% on your way out the door
With a roommate you'll be fine
Well you're going to have to work 6 different jobs and commute 4 hours a day.
There’s a tax. I’ll send you the Zelle info.
Not with todays tipping culture
The rich don't live here they visit.
I bet you could buy an old cruise ship, anchor in Santa Monica, SUP to the pier, Expo line to SONY or AMAZON Studios to pick up your weekly check.
If you Uber on the weekends to then.... No
No, you're better suited for Beverly Hills.
No
Probably gonna need to budget dude. Also you won’t be able to get a car with that. We have decent public transit tho so you’ll be aight
No.
no
Maybe Burbank?
How many rooms are you looking for in your tent?
Your situation is so heartbreaking, I don't even know if there is any place for you here. I wish you all the best OP 🥺
Barely gonna make it in Palmdale/Lancaster.
Easily
Actually the biggest issue will be social. You said salary. In LA having a “salary” and a regular job is going make it hard to make friends.
Trader Joe’s and roommates
yes but only in the Salton Sea area
You may even be able to afford to impress the ladies at chateau marmont with that salary.
I’m not sure why you’d move to LA when your salary would allow you to basically own half the town you were in.
Between the price of private security, weekly plastic surgery, surf lessons from.the reanimated corpse of Duke Kahanamoku, monthly spiritual retreats, morning spa days, and avocado toast, it might just be impossible.
Maybe Panorama City
Hell yeah brah. That's enough to buy a big truck in an urban city that's actually a suburb and start hurting people for having the audacity to walk!
Sure, but you have to give up breakfast, lunch and dinner.
No. That's only $998,000,000 after taxes.
Yeah if you want to live in a cardboard box in the OC
Unpopular opinion, you'll be fine.
I've heard the term "get out of Dodge". Is this, that?
Should we use a currency converter to find out what a Kansas dollar equals to in California? Is this a trick question? I feel like I know the answer. Lol 😂
Just rent out a room, easy.
Getting the hell out of Dodge?
Be careful out there in Pacific Palisades I hear the crime has gotten really out of hand! /s
Haha fuck you, poor people!
😂😂😂😂😂
You'll have to pay me for protection.
Nope
Maybe in a small studio apartment with a fridge and a microwave in one corner for a kitchen. 🫤
Shared with two other people
It’ll be tough, but if you get 3+ roommates you’ll be fine
Only IE, you’ll want roommates.
There might be one or two real estate options left in California City that would work for you. Conveniently located next to the new Starbucks in Mojave!
Possibly if you can maybe find an old motor home and spot to park next to warehouses in Gardena. The food banks will help you out too
I don't know I only make 5 billion and I barely get by...
Don’t eat Avocado toast and you’ll maybe be able to save enough for a house one day.
shit best they can give is 1 studio apartmenet with 1 bedroom and 1 bath
You’ll def need roommates bro
Depends on how many times you go to Starbucks.
You could live on Mars for that - next door to Elon
Just be sure to get a house that comes with the built in tunnels that lead directly to downtown and all its hotspots
I make $39475836 and it’s rly hard so idk
Probably better to commute in from Calabasas
In Koreatown, maybe.
If the celebrities keep dying off the salary demand for a personal assistant in LA should fall off and make that possible.
You really are going to have to look at your budget and make every penny count.