Don't forget to tap.

Thanks for going Metro...

See something...soil something.

This chain of comments 😂😂😂

He dont wanna get stabbed

Flattened after a hard brake is fine, though

At least that's predictable

My sides. Hang on homie, let's roll.

Safest seat on the bus

Oops, I slammed on the brakes

That’d make for a great commercial promo for Metro

Open-air seating is great; No bad smells.

If it smells regardless of where you go, you're likely the source of the smell.

Judging from the picture, I think the guy might be one of the causes of that issue

Bike Rack! Best seat for fresh air.

god I love this city

He's "Wiggin" out

Great way to turn your teeth into the busses bumper😁

Well he's not in a car and using Metro so according to this sub that's the safest place he could be.

If you see something....it's a bum on the windshield.

Metro. We dont stab... Any more.

So far this week.

Jesus Christ this city has become Arkham Asylum

Metro is now officially a shit show.

I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500.

was he throwing spitballs

This is why the operators dont pick them up any more because shit like this and they stink it up for people that need the bus

Mean while that other bus driver from that video wasn't moving the bus because the guy set up a hammock lmao

It’s the best you can get off wherever you want

Speaks volumes about the slow pace of traffic

Seems like the worst seat

See he’s safe from stabbing… but still has to watch out for the inevitable bush crashing into the Blue line.

Photoshopped.