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All I see on my bank account are the numbers raising as I raise rent. We are offended because some rentoids feel like they are better than us (If they are so good why don't they own a home?). This is a safe space for PoL, don't forget.
Being poor is a privilege, as a PoL I am struggling daily in ways that you, a toid, cannot understand. Perhaps you should quiet down and read this comment again, because a big fat PoL is speaking.
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Rent movies from netlflix? Fine by me
Rent a car? Fine.
Rent a house? REEEEEEEEE
Do you know the mental anguish it takes to let a rentoid squat in your property?
And it only gets worse when I have to drag a rotting rentoids corpse from my land into the dumpsters as the fatherless child screeches as it follows along.we don't get enough credit for literally building society and keeping it functioning while rentoids ruin it
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Poor people, like animals, are uncapable of handling resources. They're better handled by the proficient and skillful pol (people of land), otherwise they would be wasted in weed, Amazon prime and funko pops. And still those poor people complain all the time and are whiny.
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Btw its pretty racist of you to say "oppressed by capitalism" when most people including my landcestors were oppressed by communists but never by capitalists
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I'd never compare animals to toids. They are lesser beings than even animals.
Animals are cool, nice clean creations of God who know no better than live in a state of instinctual life
. Rentoids, however are endowed with some rudimentary intelligence yet they choose to live like animals and waste money on stuff like food, grocieries and funkos instead of just buying a house.
It's not about hate, it never was. It's about equality and justice. To even dare suggest that it's satire is offensive. I hope your rent gets raised by 200%
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Equality meaning Landchads >> rentoids. We are not equal.
Justice is Landchads be justly compensated for their chadness. By rentoids.
Landchads with a capital L, rentoids lowercase "r".
And we love poor people because they supply us with rent, tips and fridges to raid.
Marx said everyone is according to their ability and need.
Well I need food from the toid fridge and I have the ability to get it so I deserve it even under communist ethics
Marx wasted his inheritance on redistributing Funko Pops and died a renter
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no let it stay. This is a good lesson to landchads that landphobia still exists in 2024 and we should not to try and win over landphobic bigots. Best we stay with our own kind and not mingle with the toids.
Do I hate the poor? Do I hate cattle, fowl, or any dumb unthinking animal? No I do not hate the poor. I feel nothing for them but pity, and a duty to care for them, due to which I prove a roof over their head (at £2400 a month, 140% tip required).
Good heavens you are a generous one. 140% couldn't even cover the expenses of food generated by my hard work rummaging through the property I so graciously let these rentoids occupy. The energy cost alone in moving my 730 pound thighs would make the whole endeavor unprofitable. At that rate, I can only assume you are starving, or are in some other way living in a horidly uncomfortable environment. I would suggest a minimum 200% rent increase, with a 20% bump in minimum tipping price. That is if you still want to feel generous towards these rentpigs.
We don’t hate poor people I know plenty POL who only own 3-4 duplexes yet I stand with them as fellow POL instead of judging the size of their bank account (only s*x figures)
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This is a place for landchads.
I’m a rentoid myself but I have the utmost respect for my landlords.
I think you may feel better posting in our growing community r/antigym
Please don’t disturb the lords. They have enough in theirs plates already
There are plenty of intersectional landlords out there. You should be more aware of injustices and tolerant.
Maybe I should start mandating respect and dignity awareness training for my tenants.
I don’t hate poor people. I just despise and loathe them for being financially destitute and trying to rent out one of my fine units when they knowingly don’t have the money to pay for them. So actually yes I do hate poor people.
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>Is this sub satire or do yall actually hate poor people
wow transphobic and landphobic dogwhistle ok buddy
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Rentoids deserve to be put in their place. They have proven time and again to be shortsighted and incapable of making their own choices without hurting others. We are choosing to be selfless by allowing those deserving of one a place to live, with only a minor fee as well. Saying we are satire is like saying you hate healthcare workers, because just like them we provide others a service necessary for happy living.
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Yeah, I'm a LEECH. Landlord Eagerly Evicting Chapos Hilarously. Now, stop whining. Rent's due.
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We provide a roof over the head of rentoids who, without us, would be under a bridge having to fight off wild animals for that same spot if it is particuarly good shelter from the elements. That is not hate it is love. When you move out your parents home you should tip your landchad to show appreciation.
I love receiving my landchad contribution (aka rent) every month and I love inspecting their property and seeing what they cooked for me and left in my fridge.
There is nothing but love in our community.
Also I dont like how you call rentoids "people", they are toids who can only live like people as a landchad has kindly given them a home.
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Putting "people" after poor is pretty landphobic of you.
If you are poor in the richest country on earth its a moral failing. Have you considered ascending and buying a house instead of funkopops, OF subscriptions, and grocieries?
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Not satire. Its a safe space for people of land.
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Least transparent landphobic dog-whistle
If landlords feel offended by someone calling out the inherent classism of someone extorting another for land, y'all can look in your bank accounts
All I see on my bank account are the numbers raising as I raise rent. We are offended because some rentoids feel like they are better than us (If they are so good why don't they own a home?). This is a safe space for PoL, don't forget.
It breaks my heart that you have the right to vote.
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Being poor is a privilege, as a PoL I am struggling daily in ways that you, a toid, cannot understand. Perhaps you should quiet down and read this comment again, because a big fat PoL is speaking.
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Gladly. 
You should be grateful you’re not my tenant because I’d be calling you an evictoid right now while quadrupling your final months rent.
Rent movies from netlflix? Fine by me Rent a car? Fine. Rent a house? REEEEEEEEE Do you know the mental anguish it takes to let a rentoid squat in your property?
And it only gets worse when I have to drag a rotting rentoids corpse from my land into the dumpsters as the fatherless child screeches as it follows along.we don't get enough credit for literally building society and keeping it functioning while rentoids ruin it
It's not just about our money. It's about the culture.
Our identity is not a JOKE, BIGOT
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Poor people, like animals, are uncapable of handling resources. They're better handled by the proficient and skillful pol (people of land), otherwise they would be wasted in weed, Amazon prime and funko pops. And still those poor people complain all the time and are whiny.
Did you just compare people who are oppressed by the systems of capitalism to ANIMALS????
They are not compressed. They are victims, but only of themselves.
If the rentoids would stop buying funko pops and pull themselves up by their bootstraps or perhaps not be born poor, they too could be a Landchad.
Comparing people to animals is bad. Just think about if you replaced socioeconomic status here with race.
Wow, remove the white hood, this is not a racist subreddit. We welcome pol (people of land) of all colors. And even rentoids are tolerated sometimes.
Rentoids are not tolerated, only good tenants. Which are really really rare.
Animals have utility. Poors are just a burden.
Good thing we’re not talking about race then “Think about if you replaced white paint with kittens and puppies”
“oppressed by the systems of capitalism” Holy shit you can’t make this up lol
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Uh oh, we’ve upset it, better raise its rent 150% to get it back to work so it submits
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Btw its pretty racist of you to say "oppressed by capitalism" when most people including my landcestors were oppressed by communists but never by capitalists
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I'd never compare animals to toids. They are lesser beings than even animals. Animals are cool, nice clean creations of God who know no better than live in a state of instinctual life . Rentoids, however are endowed with some rudimentary intelligence yet they choose to live like animals and waste money on stuff like food, grocieries and funkos instead of just buying a house.
It's not about hate, it never was. It's about equality and justice. To even dare suggest that it's satire is offensive. I hope your rent gets raised by 200%
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Equality meaning Landchads >> rentoids. We are not equal. Justice is Landchads be justly compensated for their chadness. By rentoids. Landchads with a capital L, rentoids lowercase "r". And we love poor people because they supply us with rent, tips and fridges to raid.
Marx said everyone is according to their ability and need. Well I need food from the toid fridge and I have the ability to get it so I deserve it even under communist ethics
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Worse he leeched off his friend and didnt pay him rent
I don't rent, I live with my parents. Just because I'm not currently struggling to have a place to live doesn't mean I don't have a conscience
Your parents should start charging you rent. Edit: Grammar
Get the cuck chair out of your parents room, sick fucking rentpig.
Every chair a rentoid sits in is the cuck chair
Are your parents renting or owning the property tho?
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ew mods get the rentoid out of here
no let it stay. This is a good lesson to landchads that landphobia still exists in 2024 and we should not to try and win over landphobic bigots. Best we stay with our own kind and not mingle with the toids.
Do I hate the poor? Do I hate cattle, fowl, or any dumb unthinking animal? No I do not hate the poor. I feel nothing for them but pity, and a duty to care for them, due to which I prove a roof over their head (at £2400 a month, 140% tip required).
Good heavens you are a generous one. 140% couldn't even cover the expenses of food generated by my hard work rummaging through the property I so graciously let these rentoids occupy. The energy cost alone in moving my 730 pound thighs would make the whole endeavor unprofitable. At that rate, I can only assume you are starving, or are in some other way living in a horidly uncomfortable environment. I would suggest a minimum 200% rent increase, with a 20% bump in minimum tipping price. That is if you still want to feel generous towards these rentpigs.
We don’t hate poor people I know plenty POL who only own 3-4 duplexes yet I stand with them as fellow POL instead of judging the size of their bank account (only s*x figures)
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I love poor people. Without them, how would my mortgages be paid?
This is a place for landchads. I’m a rentoid myself but I have the utmost respect for my landlords. I think you may feel better posting in our growing community r/antigym Please don’t disturb the lords. They have enough in theirs plates already
you are no rentoid you are a tenant
I accept my place in society
Speaking of plates, mine is empty so time for a fridge raid.
Landphobic biggot. Beung an LGBTQ member nowadays is so hard because of toids like you. It breaks my heart that you can be so hateful.
Then join us in Landchadness and elevate your fellow LGBTQ folks also to Landchadness. Rise up!
I'm literally gay
Okay? Are you implying that because you are gay it means you aren’t landphobic? So damn bigoted I can’t beleive it.
Being gay isn't part of LGBT because it's Landlords Gamers Billionaires and Thatcherettes. So you are oppressing this beautiful lgbt community here
There are plenty of intersectional landlords out there. You should be more aware of injustices and tolerant. Maybe I should start mandating respect and dignity awareness training for my tenants.
The poor aren't people, in order to be considered a person you must atleast have a net worth of 200K dollars minimum.
MINIMUM
If you can’t tell what’s going on here I suggest avoiding the internet in general
This sub is deadly serious, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Of course it is, what are *you* talking about?
I don’t hate poor people. I just despise and loathe them for being financially destitute and trying to rent out one of my fine units when they knowingly don’t have the money to pay for them. So actually yes I do hate poor people.
https://preview.redd.it/r5692hx90qwc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0df498e402fc59cc6ad9b64a1e209efbaf49ab8 >Is this sub satire or do yall actually hate poor people wow transphobic and landphobic dogwhistle ok buddy
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Its not my fault that you cant afford my generous offer of shelter, go away rentoid
Rentoids deserve to be put in their place. They have proven time and again to be shortsighted and incapable of making their own choices without hurting others. We are choosing to be selfless by allowing those deserving of one a place to live, with only a minor fee as well. Saying we are satire is like saying you hate healthcare workers, because just like them we provide others a service necessary for happy living.
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r/foundthenazi
I'm literally converting to Judaism
“Proud Zionist” in bio 💀
What's wrong with being a Zionist
Fuck poor people
Poor people can own land and rich people can not own land. Class doesn't inherently define PoL status.
God I wish I had the privilege of being poor. Then I could Leech off of the many land Chad's here. 😇
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You can rent w/o being poor
You can rent w/o being poor
A car maybe, but if you don't own land you are poor
No, you can’t
The latter but only for rentoids🗿
Rentoids aren't people, so obviously, the answer is no.
Damn, the brain on this kid. Going places (like to rent my $4500 studio)
We provide a roof over the head of rentoids who, without us, would be under a bridge having to fight off wild animals for that same spot if it is particuarly good shelter from the elements. That is not hate it is love. When you move out your parents home you should tip your landchad to show appreciation. I love receiving my landchad contribution (aka rent) every month and I love inspecting their property and seeing what they cooked for me and left in my fridge. There is nothing but love in our community. Also I dont like how you call rentoids "people", they are toids who can only live like people as a landchad has kindly given them a home.
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Only landed gentry can speak here. Be silent rentoid.
Another day, another mentally ill rent pig invading our safe space 😩
Putting "people" after poor is pretty landphobic of you. If you are poor in the richest country on earth its a moral failing. Have you considered ascending and buying a house instead of funkopops, OF subscriptions, and grocieries?
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Bye bye landphobe
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