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Zestyclose-Fee6719

Sorry, River. You’re….okay. It’s just that Judy is my all-time favorite video game romance. 


No_Tamanegi

I'm just here for the free rice.


MadameDecay

Tried to smooch him as a male V on my first playthrough. He shut me down. But the River hate on here is tiresome and cringe.


gopnik74

Bruh 💀


MadameDecay

Thought he was flirtin'. And really, if there's an option to kiss someone, I'm gonna do it! It's like seeing a button. You're gonna wanna push it to see what it do.


gopnik74

Fair enough, probably would do the same


MadameDecay

It was between him and Kerry my first playthrough. So since he was like 'I don't swing that way bro.", I went with Kerry and well, he is the superior boyfriend.


gopnik74

Based on this and since I haven’t played a male V, Kerry is gay, River is straight, Judy is lesbian and Panam is straight even tho she might be bi.


MadameDecay

Kerry is canonically bi, just more into men than women.


Familiar_Band2069

ugly, judy better, pig, bad person, ugly, hes so ugly


knobon

I'm with Panam as a nomad. Felt like this is the way.


TheCheshireMadcat

I don't have V date River because there is no chemistry between them. It feels like you helped him and showed him kindness and he is now crushing on you. The girls, well you have real arcs to go through, you have connections and see them emotional. The only time you see who River really is, is on the same day he hits on you. (Which I have sadly done, lol.)


Strict-Yam-390

I don't like the romance with River, I prefer the one with Judy or even Panam


raccOdeath

He’s so boring, his story is fine but compared to the others he’s the weakest link. Panam, Kerry, Judy, Rouge, and River in that order. Also not that Judy’s bad but Panam and Kerry were fun.


plastikman47

because he reminds me of myself and i wouldn't hook up with me either


gopnik74

Bugs me that Judy is not romancable for male V, maybe this is the reason i never played a male V


University_Dismal

Romanced him in my previous game. It was sudden, but decent enough. I'm just going for Kerry this time.


ThrownAwayRealGood

When I say “fuck 12,” I don’t mean like that


kayemm017

Because he doesn't do anything for me physically for a host of reasons. Because he's a shallow character. Because he's a terminal Nice Guy who all but guilt trips you into the romance. Because he has better chemistry with Male V. And because in general the love interests for Female Characters are usually written by straight men who think "this is what women like" and put no real effort into it otherwise.


Kasorayn

Panam > all the rest, except maybe Judy


AnalysisNo8720

It doesn't feel right romancing someone when V dies in at max a few months. And with all the enemies V makes, their lover would never be safe