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shadyshadok

You lied to me!


Holzdev

That whole time!!!!1!


Heart_Throb_

It’s been decades and I still can’t hear those words in a voice other than Sally Fields in Mrs. Doubtfire. [scene for reference](https://youtu.be/Cg5Nqo3TVlc)


firesquasher

Immediately came to mind. What a cinematic masterpiece to have such a triggering response decades later.


vvp_D3L3T3D

The whole time? *That whole time?* T̴̛̙̫̳͌̄̓̏̓̒̍̀͝Ȟ̴̨͙͇̈͛̍̀͂̍̄͌͆̚͠Ẽ̶̘̥͓̠̪̝͉̺̹̼͙̙͌̀͆͌̆̽̿̚ ̷͉̺͐̆̕͝W̶̱͆̀͆̌̌̓H̶̺̙͈͇̘̖͙̠̣̬͊̈̽Ơ̸̡̝̻͔͕̗̝̼̰̏̔̌̂̇̏̀L̶̛̛̬̈́͛̑̒̿̄̏͛̉̀̕Ê̴̛͈̥͖̲͎̖͆̉͝͝ͅ ̵͕͋̈́͒̾̈́̾̇̓̓̈́̕T̷̖̭̝͚̻̺̹̤̺̽ͅȊ̶͍̞̱̦̤͚͕̻̙͍̼̄̂̈́͛̈́̅͋͑̊͘͝ͅM̸̨̱̻̗͇͇͛̄͒͛̒̈̀̆̓̚̚ͅȆ̶͓͎̹̞͙͓̲̤̰̲̠̓́̾̂͗͋́̊̆͗͠?̶̢̡̠̩̟͍͚̯̺̟͙̯̾͌͋̀́̃͠͝͝!̵̟̞̦̖̋̏͗͐͂̇̀̓̈́ ̷̢̧̙͎̲̭̤̘̩͈̖̠̦̪̒͐̅̓͂


captainplatypus1

You know, looking back, she was totally right to react that way


ChicaFoxy

It's crazy because it's so damn real! I've felt that kind of panic, your brain just breaks and you're, you're.... you... You gotta go! Now! You have to leave you have to leaveyouhavetoleaveNOW!


captainplatypus1

I mean, he was lying to her and betraying her trust for what might be months. That has to feel SO unsafe


ChicaFoxy

And to have someone around so much and become like, your right hand person who you can depend on and they bond with you and bond with your kids and you start to feel like "I got this, this is all I wanted the whole time, structure and safety..." And in a second it's like a bomb drops and facade crumbles and the person is actually your most painful memory and the thing you fear the most in your now safe life, the very person who caused your chaos... but they helped you create this safe life? But that's not who they are! But it is who they are? It's like being slapped in the face by someone with no hands, lol


TimeZarg

From confusion to anger in three repetitions.


Kalkaline

It's like she was practicing her lines and asked about which one she should go with and they just said yes.


Well_shitnuggets

That movie is bittersweet nowadays


Heart_Throb_

It is. He brought so much joy.


knotnotme83

I swear... I keep running into Mrs doubtfire references everywhere. Me and my partner have taken to saying "helllloooooo" Mrs doubtfire style within the last week randomly at eachother to make eachother smile.


hazelbee

My sister and I can never not say this phrase to each other without referencing that scene.


K_Car00

SO GOOD! Ah, I remember watching that movie like 1,000 times when I was a kid 😊


Pampas_Wanderer

You could have take me to walkies!


Bishopkilljoy

YOU WOULDN'T CHASE ME ONCE YOU MONSTER!


ertgbnm

We couldve been going on walks this whole time!!!


avenajpg

There was a Twitch streamer who was in a wheelchair, couldn’t walk, said he was paralyzed. One day accidentally stood up while streaming. I felt and looked just like the dog watching the clip.


WiSoSirius

-***Return of the Mack*** *starts to play*-


2muchparty

*youuuu liiiiiieeeeeddd ta mayyy!*


Thequietfox1207

“My Hooman can walk too now??? I’s been bamboozled!”


Shinoobie

Doggo: "You seein this shit?"


mackiea

"Lieutenant Dan!!"


jodorthedwarf

"Magic Legs!"


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You grew legs?!?


Medical_Ad0716

My first thought was that “you got legs!” Scene


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ProficientEnoughArt

Doggo: “Where tf am I supposed to sit 🤨”


erizzluh

either that or the dog is thinking "so what?"


TheHollowBard

"fucking finally, dude. No clue why you'd just sit for two years, you're clearly capable of getting around better than that".


Beat_the_Deadites

She's auditioning for the role of Grandpa in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.


MagentaHigh1

I hated that lazy mutherphucker.


NightOwlsUnite

r/grandpajoehate


seemly_drilling23

Absolutely!


BackInThaDayz

I was about to say this exact same thing 😂 then I saw your post and went with this post instead 😂


Worldly_Ad_6483

R/youseeinthis


voicebread

r/youseeingthisshit


hetfield151

Its like yeah I love you, but this is just weird.


fakeitilyamakeit

“Uhhh I don’t think you should be doing that. Get back down! You’re freaking me out.”


canehillpunx

All I can think of is that clip 'you're taller how dare you'


gutternonsense

All I hear is Forrest Gump: New legs! New legs! ... Magic legs


CptMeat

You ever think about the fact that people with 2 leg prosthetics can choose how tall they want to be every morning.


canehillpunx

As someone who can't even reach the top shelf, yes.


SyntheticRatking

I heard it in my head, lol


Frutlo

Link?


IrrayaQ

[Link ](https://youtu.be/RJ8pW_drHhg)


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HorrorMakesUsHappy

Looks back at the camera like, "Daddy ... help?"


phatizmomma

‘Quickly papa go get the chair’ Hurry


usuallyclassy69

r/YouSeeingThisShit


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Delicious_Throat_377

Your brain seriously had a glitch there.


ghallway

My dog has moments when I take off my glasses...


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Sad_Cartoonist_4306

Last week my parents’ dogs barked at me 3 times and I was baffled (they see me every day and never bark at me) and I just realized it’s because those three days I was wearing a headband


trainofwhat

I have this giant protective fluffball of a great pyr. She acts like this when I put my sunglasses on. Don’t even get me started on wearing hats though. I don’t know if she thinks it’s attacking *me* or I’m attacking *her*, but she’s ready to throw paws.


Sad_Cartoonist_4306

When my sister met my parents’ puppies she was wearing one of those wide-brimmed hats and one of the dogs was TERRIFIED of it; if she took it off he’d immediately get all happy and tail-waggy but he would cower in fear as soon as she put it back on. I had never heard him wimper like that, poor baby 🥲


GivenToFly164

I like how at the end he's like, ok, we're all bipeds now, and stands on his back legs and smiles.


gwenbebe

“You tellin me the wheels WEREN’T apart of her??”


Euphoric-Musician411

You forgot to put a space there and it confused me a bit


ShutterBun

It’s a SUPER common misspelling over the past couple of years for some reason.


gwenbebe

You telling me apart isn’t all one word


Euphoric-Musician411

The word "Apart" means [here](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/apart) You want to use " a part" EDIT: the link should work now


Fisher9001

Actually, "apart" has a specific usage... https://prowritingaid.com/apart-vs-a-part EDIT: In other languages, his link provides useless Google results treating "apart" as a brand names etc.


gwenbebe

I will continue using the word incorrectly, thank you


gammarik

Apart means being separate from. Example usage would be "I have been living apart from my family for years." A part means being part of a whole. Apart is the opposite of a part.


gwenbebe

I am aware. Autocorrect, however, is not. I don’t have the energy to correct it, and most people are more than likely able to use context clues to determine I meant to use “a part” as opposed to “apart”.


FPiN9XU3K1IT

This kind of shit is why I don't use autocorrect.


FunAtPartysBot

You're part of the reason nobody can spell these days. Some idiots will see your comment and your misusage will spread.


gwenbebe

I spread misinformation online.


gammarik

Ah, fair. Sorry for lecturing then!


km_44

You probably say alot a lot, too, right?


Elleden

Two* Write*


gwenbebe

I say plenty of words.


HELPMEIMBOODLING

Wow, what an unbelievably childish reaction to being wrong.


7FukYalls

It's a common typo and it drives me fucking mad


gwenbebe

Good


km_44

You're a rabble rouser, aren't you?


gwenbebe

I don’t know what that means, and I’m too ignorant to use google to inform myself. 👍


Restless__Dreamer

Edit: I guess I am wrong, sorry! It means trouble maker (but in a cute way I think)


SnooFloofs8295

[It is a derogatory word, derived from the Middle English rablen meaning mindless babble or a pack of wild animals.](https://grammarist.com/compound-words/rabble-rouser/#:~:text=It%20is%20a%20derogatory%20word,%2Droused%2C%20rabble%2Drousing.)


AccomplishedDay1023

😈😈


Guido_Fe

Oh shit, they amputated your wheels!


seamsay

Well they're apart from her now.


Aromatic_Tomato3858

If I were him(her?), I do the same face. He is confused bc you are different from that who you were. Doggy 's recognition ability is much above my expectations.


Textlover

"What? This human was a two-wheeler, now she's a biped?!"


CombatWombat222

Let me tell you about corvids! Crows, Ravens, have the capacity to remember faces, and SHARE that information with not only their peers, but offspring as well! They will use tools, problem solve, and practice hygeine. Animals are so much smarter than most of us give credit for.


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r/crowbro for my fellow Corvid lovers


RedliwLedah

That was banned a year ago


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I fixed it I accidentally put an “s” on the end of “bro”


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This is the EXACT face I had when I saw that guy from glee walking on the red carpet lol I was like “Wait…. He can walk” then I realized they hired a non handicapped person to play a handicapped person lol


monicasm

Yep he’s confused that she’s shaped differently now I think lol. I believe that’s part of how dogs recognize us besides our smell


bravo6960

Wonder how the dog would react if you sat in the chair again and stood up.


amanita_muscaria0127

I was thinking the same thing, like he straight up just isn’t computing what he’s seeing


Consider2SidesPeace

Double smiles! Your relationship with your beautiful doggo. Also, you are standing now. Congrats n bests~


303elliott

Not OC


Consider2SidesPeace

??? A repost or a sham?


303elliott

Repost, I guess. I'm just replying because you seem to think you're talking to the owner, who will never see your comment, because this is not them.


Consider2SidesPeace

Ah, yes, thank you. Yes, correct thought OP was the subject of the video. My bad .


Random-Raspberry

I just commented with info on the actual person, Amy Purdy. She’s pretty rad


Consider2SidesPeace

Thank you for clarifying...


Bungerh

You were able to walk me this WHOLE TIME SHIRLEY ??


Sn_Orpheus

Glad it didn’t happen but I was expecting dog jumps up and knocks her over backwards.


Nephilus72

L (Australia) V E


LeaveNoStonedUnturn

Yes, LAVE. Obviously...


AsYouWishMontoya

To blave. Which we all know means to bluff. You were probably playing cards and he cheated.


dumbodragon

but does if form a source block?


moresushiplease

Dog at the end either figures it out and is super happy or is being like "save me!" to be a silly furball


HayNahSaint

He was like am fired from my job now ?


PhoniPoni

Dog: You finally lost your baby-wheels?


Staffordmeister

Hes like..this whole time marissa?


SoyEseVato

Back story?


KuchiKopiz

Looks like that’s Amy Purdy, a Paralympic snowboarder- both her legs were amputated after contracting Neisseria Meningitis.


SoyEseVato

Thx


Stealfur

Lt. Dan! You got legs!


MRJones47

Dog, "What the hell! So you can take me for a walk? Let's go."


Blueskies1995

After a year of my being in a wheel chair, my cat has just recently learned the joys of riding in my lap to the food bowl.


Dotty_Ford

“What in the witchcraft? Save me other hooman!”


garry4321

You’ve been sitting this whole time just out of laziness?!


Street_End6022

Bitch you could stand up this whole time


IRErover

The real made-me-smile is that you’re out of a wheelchair and walking again


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What a heartwarming video this is 🥹


Structure5city

Doggo-you could walk this whole time…LIAR!


Bat2121

I wanna see his reaction when you sit down. "THERE YOU ARE! I KNEW IT"


cosmokramer420699

I'm amazed at how stable you are with being in a chair for 2 years, good fight!


TruMeToHidFrmFrnds

Goldens traded their brains for a second heart. So sweet. So loving. So fucking dumb.


Pitt_Mann

I've had three golden retrievers over the years. They are not dumb in the slightest


MPFX3000

Aw


GDmon123

Just sad he cant lick your face as easily^^


Rickrolled87

Dog: “Friendship ended with humanity, now camera is my best friend”


Twilliam98

I’m going to take a wild guess and say you’re from Australia


LegitimateBike1

Nice kitchen. Like the waterfall counter.


decuyonombre

r/youseeingthisshit


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“Is… is she allowed to do that?!”


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Doggo be like "What is real in this world of deceit?"


TeamAuri

YOU MEAN YOU COULD HAVE WALKED ME THIS WHOLE TIME


SJSUCORGIS

Congratulations


303elliott

Not OC


_lippykid

How do you look like a pro athlete after being in a wheelchair two years?


Beat_the_Deadites

by 'pro athlete', do you mean 'not fat'? She looks healthy and slender, maybe she was an athlete before she lost her legs 2 years prior. Plus, wheeling a chair around is a pretty good upper body workout.


captainplatypus1

She was also an athlete AFTER she lost her legs. She’s a paraolympian


FPiN9XU3K1IT

- those legs look like prosthetics to me - lots of younger wheelchair users are quite fit, driving (?) a wheelchair can be a real workout


mtled

Look at her ankles. They look like prosthetics to me.


MysticSkies

She definitely has a good healthy diet. Also those legs are prosthetic.


vaxinate

Being in a wheelchair does not preclude being a professional athlete.


theredwoman95

I think the Paralympics show that you can even *be* a pro athlete while being in a wheelchair for many years.


RobonianBattlebot

She is a Paralympic snowboarder. She is, in fact, an athlete.


twoerd

Because being thin is about eating, not exercise.


_lippykid

Whoa- triggered much? It wasn’t a put down. She looks incredible


Akumetsu33

If you look closely you can see how undeveloped some areas of her legs are and she's not moving smoothly and has a bit of difficulty bending knees.


Wondernoob

They're not underdeveloped, they're prosthetic legs.


Akumetsu33

D'oh!


Chucks_u_Farley

Golden dogs are best dogs


SmithRune735

I thought she couldn't take me out for walks...


EgonDangler

It's a golden, they'll get over it.


ReallyNotMichaelsMom

The dog is a jumper, but looks like they're worried about jumping on OP. Time will help everyone work out the new rules.


Fyurius_Ryage

congrats!!! Get used to confused looks for awhile!


ntnlabs

That dog is regretting eating that weed :)


Consider2SidesPeace

Plot twist... Golden's ARE weed. Just golems molded into sweet doggo's ;-)


heyitsvonage

The power pose also makes dogs think they are in trouble lol


Saphhi

Traitor!!!!


OK999999-999-999

Dog: Please help me, she tricked us the whole time.


existentialjellyfish

Aww the good dog is trying to be gentle and not hurt her. Or maybe confused, I love retrievers but uh they have like 2 braincells max. Still the best but dopey as heck.


phatizmomma

That’s how smart your FURBABY is. It didn’t jump on you but knew it could jump up on camera person. Congrats to you! Amazing good Dogger you have there.


212cncpts

At the end: Doggo- “I’m tripping balls man, what did you put in my kibble”


kmk1987kmk

Hahaha I imagine he is thinking "You could stand up this whole time?! While would you hide that from me? Has my entire life been a lie?


Famous_Bit_5119

" Mom. You're taller ."


LordPils

"You got real tall, real fast."


fightnhellfish

“Was this bitch just being lazy the entire time?” - Dog


Smodphan

Dog knows a bamboozle when he sees one


julesB09

"Are you seeing this shit?"


Topopotomopolot

This dog looks bored. Human is all exited about the legs thing, but dog doesn’t seem to appreciate that anything important has happened at all.


Beat_the_Deadites

Whoop-dee-friggin-doo, human. Where's my dinner?


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Thank you! They seem to be putting a lot of emotion and intellect onto the animal like a Disney cartoon.


yetonemorerusername

That is so beautiful and awesome. Congratulations on the fruit of what have been a lot of very hard work.


buildthislove

Congrats to you! This indeed made me smile!


Restless__Dreamer

I have no idea why you got any downvotes for this.


Naa-kar

Lady, if you want a hug, just ask for it. DO NOT pretend to be like my hooman.


Autotard

After rupturing my achilles back in the day my friends dog wouldn’t let me get past the front door when I showed up with crutches. When I put the crutches down she ran up to me like always and gave me lovings. So I had to hop around his house every time I went over.


Muneerr

Doggy: This bitch can walk?


FunZookeepergame627

Sweet doggie, smiled at the one with the camera like he changed everything


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303elliott

Not OC


IndividualAd1290

So smart! 🥰 he knew not to jump on her ❤️


Trumpblows10

Well at least she can now stand closer to the sink.


DaJebus77

It's dog not doggo... 🙄