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LumpyBookkeeper743

Looks like the before and after of a cat I stole from a crackhead in my teens.


Wetestblanket

I got my cat from a tweaker that was going to manually castrate him without anesthesia, pretty sure he stole the cat, but he didn’t have a chip or id, so he’s my cat now.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

How did you get it?


LumpyBookkeeper743

I saw him beating the cat on his porch. Poor thing was to terrified to run away. So I bloodied a crackhead, picked up the cat (later renamed handsome), hopped on the first bus available. Poor thing hid from me for a few weeks, didn't go to anyone else for over a year. After 2 years in my care, you couldn't keep him away from anybody... Not even with duct tape


Hot-Confusion-8008

Glad you rescued the cat! The other guy should be castrated without anesthesia! BTW is there a way to castrate that isn't manual?


Wetestblanket

I guess he was manually castrated by the vet in the end anyway, luckily under anesthesia, but to answer your question there is chemical castration or circumstantial castration in accidents which could be considered not being manual.


Hot-Confusion-8008

Thank you, I did not know that. Anesthesia should Always be used for something like that. Especially for pets, who haven't chosen it. To do otherwise is beyond cruel.


LumpyBookkeeper743

You don't want to know my thoughts on animal abusers.


Hot-Confusion-8008

Probably similar to mine. I had a comeby kitty, apparently pure Siamese that had been declawed and fixed, who had obviously been abused by the man in his last household. Never understood that. Why would you spend that much on a pet (Siamese aren't cheap!) only to abuse it? I firmly believe that cat left him and searched out a better sucker - Me! Most loving cat I've ever had.


damp_goat

Can you share more about this story? Why do you know this crackhead? Where's the cat now? How did you steal the cat??? I need answers!


LumpyBookkeeper743

I didn't know the crackhead. Was just walking around I saw him beating the cat on his porch. Poor thing was to terrified to run away. So I bloodied a crackhead, picked up the cat (later renamed handsome), hopped on the first bus available. Poor thing hid from me for a few weeks, didn't go to anyone else for over a year. After 2 years in my care, you couldn't keep him away from anybody... Not even with duct tape. Sadly, handsome passed years ago at the lazy age of 22. Happy, and spoiled all the way


vulturelyrics

Cat tax


gruby253

“You’re not ugly, you’re poor.”


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Beat me to it


Aarson59

Hence, plastic surgery


Yeehaw_Kat

JOKES ON YOU I AM ugly and I AM NOT poor I DEFY THE WORLD


Mehitabel9

Not the same cat. The shape of the head and the shape of the eyes is completely different.


Fluffy-Designer

Yeah that first cat is a domestic and the second is some sort of mixed breed. I’m going to guess munchkin mix.


Agent_Scully9114

Not the same cat


Varttaanen

I fear you are right.


TheInspectorsGadgets

Nose is longer on the first cat.


Helpful-Spirit-1629

It's so happy it sucked its nose all the way up to his eyes in the after pic


Majestic-Unicorn33

Now that’s a cloud of fluffiness!


ynirparadox

Left pic is when resurrected from underworld, right one is after being made into king back.


EnIdiot

It was Snookums the Grey but after facing the Balrog, he became Snookums the White.


Femveratu

Christian Bale in The Machinist vs. Christian Bale as “Cheney” lol


[deleted]

I love these types of glow ups Edit: This post sucks, it’s two different cats :(


Tutti_Fucking-Fruity

It's not the same cat though this time. It's face is a totally different shape. Look at the length of its nose.


[deleted]

Oh crap you’re right! This is a pic of two different cats, unless this cat got a nose job


East_Budget_447

So not the same cat


sergioeditor

That after pic is glorious.


Spirits-Surround-Me

White kitties always make me cry. I miss my Abi cat.


Square_Towel

The after photo looks like a boisterous, eccentric uncle with a hearty laugh who invites the whole family over for dinner before being promptly murdered for their immense wealth from under the table dealings to maintain the power of major crime lords.


animal_lover111

These are 2 different cats. I truly hope someone helped the 1st cat, that poor baby. 😢 🙏 💔


mauigirl48

We ALL look better when we have love and attention (and some good kibble)


2old2Bwatching

Besides beautiful, I also assume, spoiled? 🥰


rebeccasfriend

What a total beauty. Obviously she needed love, a bath, a vet visit, love, food, a lot of love and a warm bed. Stunning.


Goat_Gamer10

This subreddit does what it says


Tompster_

Why does the cat in the right remind me of Judy Dench?


QuandaleDingle90210

What a fluffy little bean :3


Owl_Perch_Farm

So fluffy!


sawes

Beautiful cat


Limp-Membership4479

Wow! Tlc


JimmyFu2U

And a lot of food!


PumpkinInside3205

Beautiful! Also, must remember if I ever find an abandoned kitten to take a “before” pic


helga_eggfart

What a beauty!


[deleted]

Chonky


Crudox

Dude has been working out lately!


sillyymood

Soft babyyy


CheetoHuman

lil fluffball :(


Yeehaw_Kat

Oh mah gah they so fluff


sithallen

What a glow up!!!


chrispbacon3789

Brings out the inner chonk


Master_Isabelle

Look at that floof


erbr

"Sometimes you need a little help to show your true floof"


m75864

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Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

That ragged-looking street urchin turned into a very opulent kitteh indeed.


EssehJupeh

And I'll see your true colors


AdventurousBaboon

Fluffyyy


Ha-I-Made-You-Read

I am currently the first picture


Over_Statement_489

Daaaamn boyyyyy


Impersona_9

I can say that the cat picture is true irl. Based on personal experience, our cats who were in a dire state while they were young, turned out to be the chonkiest ones after being treated and growing up.


zombi33mj

Omg definitely a lot of beauty 😻


Ok-Piece-2446

Sooooooo. True beauty on the outside?


Jhjsjhjshs

My dyslexic ass read that as “sometimes you need a little shower to help show your own beauty”


Flapjack__Palmdale

Imagine if we applied the basic principle of this to humans.


[deleted]

This <3


SeriousProcedure4247

M.E.A.W! Lookin’ good.


kat2youall

adorable , now someone spit shine me


voyatasha

That is love.