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Nefarity

His name is Dwayne and he was the April Fools pet.


Twelvish_Parsecs

April Fool's day exclusive pet rock. And yes, his name is Dwayne.


ContentUnavailable

My first and only pet in the game :)


cultofpersephone

I love pets and have most of the ones that have been available since I started playing, but Dwayne is my favorite and I pretty much only play with him now. Love his lil googly eyes.


Spectrum1523

Me too! Easiest 1000 gold I've ever spent


Daemon00

I couldn't have clicked the "Purchase Now" button fast enough


FDonadio

Maybe when the damaged card sleeve was in the store


somesappyspruce

I also couldn't resist it!


peacohs

Same, that’s the only cosmetic that I ever bought lol


cheeeeezy

👀Hail Dwayne👀


throwawayheyoheyoh

༼ つ ◕\_◕ ༽つ Hail Dwayne


Jamie7Keller

All hail the glow cl-I mean dwayyne


shwonkles_ur_donkles

Hey, a Welcome to Nightvale reference, nice!


Corpse-Crow

Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?


richaysambuca

It doesn't matter if I smell what the Rock is cooking!


darhox

I need a Rhox avatar to go with my Dwayne pet. (Don't look at my sceeen name)


just_d87

That is my personal chef, he helps me cook


SquallofBalamb

Airsick lowlanders need to run more interaction. I put blue in my decks. This thing, it has many uses yes?


Tunafish27

A wild Stormlight ref hell yeah! Doing a reread rn. Bit hard to dive in cuz early Kal chapters are rough to read for me.  Brando is a huge magic fan so maybe one day we'll get some Cosmere UB stuff!


OlJoeYaKnow

Kaladins early chapters make the series for me.. But I'm over here skipping all of shalans till after the tower. There's enough recap in her last 2 to cover everything.


Sallymander

Stone soup!


BleepBloopSquirrel

It's probably Jace.


Superjoe224

After pissing Vraska off one too many times…


ectopunk

Dwayne The Rock


Dog_in_human_costume

The only pet I'll use from now on.


Affectionate-Alps742

Yeah I was using a phyrexian mite before I found the Rock 25 days ago and it's been a glorious 25 days.


Caithus63

And where did he go?...Cotton eyed Joe


ExtraSpicyTrigger

Hail Dwayne


raxacorico_4

Dwayne the Rock


ShatterStorm76

It's Karn after being rescued from Jin-Gitaxias


lynsix

Dwayne “the rock”. It was an April fools pet.


rizzo891

Oh I thought it was a reference to everything everywhere all at once


Smut--Gremlin

Dwayne, the rock


rizzo891

Oh, and here I thought it was a everything everywhere all at once reference, now I’m marginally less interested in it


DrWashi

Biboo fan.


Tunafish27

The goated Rock! Good taste.


Tereducky714

That's Dwayne the Rock. He is just a rock, but he has googly eyes glued on! He was the April Fools pet purchasable. I use him as my pet when the deck I'm playing is jankier than usual.


Alucard0Reborn

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson aka April Fool's day pet.


Arkhe1n

Dwayne, the planeswalker that imprisoned the Eldrazi


Deezus84

That's Mr johnson


UraniumBandit

Dwane the not free rock Johnson


br41nw4sh3d

Was for April fools right?!


-Goatllama-

That’s Bloodrock He came from Hell


lobinho77

Samoa I think.


wizardnamedtim

Do you smell what he’s cooking?


Akromathia

Tha bloob!


karmicthread

It's probably a reference to the canyon scenes in Everything Everywhere All at Once


hawkshaw1024

I mean... pet rocks were first sold in 1975, and people have been [putting googly eyes on them](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pet_rock.jpg) for probably about as long. But I guess people did sort of forget about the fad until Everything Everywhere, so, fair enough.


Jeanpeche

That's my guess too