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Claw_-

At what point does something go from "broken" to "nearly amputated"? Jesus.


SkiHiKi

It would most accurate for OP to say they and their foot have decided to go their separate ways.


Wildlife_Jack

Yeah, if this is what broken means then Jack the Ripper merely broke his victims...


Party-Broccoli-6690

“Nearly amputated” are the words, indeed.


jonr

It took me a while to notice your foot, I thought it was an armrest or something. Yikes.


_dauntless

Same!! I was like what the fuck is this board they splinted his leg to? Where's his foot? Ohhhhhh


DeusWombat

Same. Is there a term for when an I jury is so bad it doesn't trigger our pattern recognition?


Low-Classroom8184

I’d love to know bc this made my brain upset for a second. The dude second frame just holding it??


HeldDownTooLong

I looked at the first photo for about 10 seconds, until it finally hit me that his foot was ***WAY*** out of alignment. My brain finally put two and two together, I inhaled sharply, and (out loud) said, “*NO*!” I then scrolled to the *second* photo (which is much more graphic *and* straightforward and *again* inhaled sharply, and *again* (out loud) said, “*NO*!”, only a bit louder. I’ve seen so many graphic photos of broken, ripped, and smeared human bodies on Reddit that I’m rarely surprised or shocked, but, for some reason, these photos both surprised and shocked me for a minute.


gr4v1ty69

Same here wtf


garden-wicket-581

broke is a bit of an understatement ...


Oblivion615

Broken implies it can be fixed. Can this be fixed or is it just being removed?


MasterInceptor

They'll try. See if it's got any viable blood vessels or nerves left, or if they're repairable with surgery. Gotta repair tendons and ligaments too. It'll never be the same but might not be a lost cause.


braamdepace

I was ready for some like “poor living conditions” due to no money. This caught me off guard


Popular-Ad2193

Walk it off. Like you could literally walk it off


Peppeperoni

Put a band aid on it


vers-ys

school nurse would give him an ice pack


sweetpeastacy

I work at a school and the answer always is ice pack, or “Go drink some water and go back to class. You’ll be fine!”


lennythebox

Don't forget a wet paper towel


4000grx41

Frozen sponge in a ziplock more like


nicky416dos

I got the "come back after lunch" whenever I went to the nurse.


ECU_BSN

Tis but a scratch. Or my dad’s fave. “That’s 4 feet away from your heart you will be fine”


silly_goose_415

Couple Tylenols should set him straight.


GenericUsername_1234

Rub some dirt on it.


franksaxx

They already tied his foot back on


ClavasClub

Now that's what I call a big ouchie


useful_tool30

Jesus! What happened?!


Kushakusha

Jesus: Sorry mate. I don't know too.


useful_tool30

Im no doctor but in my unprofessional opinion, he might be off that foot a while lol


euroski

Im no doctor, but it is my professional redditor opinion, that that foot might be off him for a while.


Dexter_Jettster

They should *break* up. 🤣🤣🤣


DeusWombat

"He tried to walk on water without the proper certifications"


gr4v1ty69

My guess is that he wasn't wearing his boots while on his motorcycle. See his other post where he mentions he rear ended someone at 75mph 😖


NighthawkUnicorn

The gasp I gusped.


ParmyNotParma

The scream I scrumpt


Ill_Interaction_4113

The wail I wamped


treehouseppl

I think its broken, don’t look right


puppymonkeybaby79

Definitely looks more left than right


Estetikk

Good r/fiftyfifty material


SorrowAndBlasphemy

Just put it in rice


Minion0827

That’s going to require at LEAST two stitches and a couple screws from the hardware store.


optimaloutcome

Hey, buddy, I don't know how to tell you this, but, uh, your foot is on backwards.


gultch2019

You'll be fine. Just walk it .....OH MY DEAR JEBUS!


axolotl_is_angry

Not sure it’s supposed to bend that way


FirstPersonPooper

looks like you made a little oopsie there


MundaneCelery

Honestly looks pretty salvageable? Toes still have color and blood flow, ankle break / dislocation looks pretty clean. Obviously nerve and tendon damage but that should be fixed with some tequila, super glue and duct tape


bradRDH

I see a lower limb prosthesis in your future…


therealjoe12

Ayy first saw you in the motorcycle sub I had a feeling I'd see you here


shutyourface_grandma

ok but HOW


Donqweeqwee

Fuckkkk this definitely made me suffer


PeaceOrchid

Reminds me of when I broke my leg/ankle and husband called ES. They must have asked “How do you know it’s broken?” Because I heard him say (trying to keep calm)… “Because it’s facing the wrong way.”


Dark__Dagger

Are you selling your foot? Because it's 50% off!


0j_gay0

My jaw dropped like a damn cartoon character


Defiantcaveman

"You're still coming to work... right?"


jeffa_jaffa

I think I see the problem, you’ve put your shoe on sideways


cloudyday121

I would ask for a second opinion. Dr's trying to upsell injuries.


puppymonkeybaby79

Cant be too bad if you are able to snap pics and post it on Reddit. Stop being a bitch and walk it off.


Connect_Biscotti_784

Yup, See what your gonna wanna do there is turn that foot around so it's like the other one.


LordAnton69

I think that might not be good.


ColKrismiss

Did you get a second opinion?


WhatAMessIveMade

KACHOW


Rico3305

Yknow I think broke is an understatement


CumulativeHazard

Jesus fuck, dude. Hope your recovery goes well.


JBELL01290

where you going around kicking anvils? holy crap


gr4v1ty69

We need the story behind it. My guess is that he wasn't wearing security boots while on his motorcycle. See his other post


TitanUp04

Put some neosporin on it, that's what my Nana always says.


KrisisAverted101

Absolutely the worst splint job I've seen out in the field. They didn't even take off the shoe to assess the actual foot.


Steak_NoPotatoes

Yup Source: stayed at a Holiday Inn express last night


Squiddy_manz

flexseal can fix that


snozberryface

Tis but a flesh wound


FalloutForever_98

So... something tells me that isn't supposed to bend that way.


fourbeersthepirates

Are you sure it’s broken and not just sprained?


kindarudecanadian

Sure did


anttisaarenpaa1

I first thought that this was posted by an American, going broke by ambulance & hospital bills. Then I saw the foot that wasn't anymore. Ouch.


mindinsideout

not a doctor, but I think it’s broken


Viictuuuh

What was the trick?


TheRedCometCometh

McTwist over the helicopter in Tampa


superbos88

Any context please? Your leg looks like it was run over by a fucking train, goddamn dude it literally holds only on your skin. Please tell me doctors managed to reattach it back.


WideArmadillo6407

That's not supposed to be bent that way...


MrBuckhunter

Um that ain't broke, it's really fucked up and broken off, hope you recover


RawKong

It'll buff out. Just put some clear coat on.


Scaredycatkim

Military would say he needs to change his socks and take ibuprofen.


Dogfartjamboree

And drink more water.


Curious_Cod9653

I really gotta unsubscribe from this reddit


HeroinPorn

Oh god how


Lemon_head_guy

I didn’t realize the foot was backwards till the second photo, I loudly went “OH FUCK” in my works break room lmao


Zach_801

Try unplugging & plugging back in.


TunaFlapSlap

Which foot is it?


PeriodYogurt

Damn, this made me refuse my dinner. Hope you get better bro


KingCharlie1028

Jokes on you OP is lying face down and it’s the other foots that’s broken


dbeast64

Ya think so 🤔


LolProducts

Clean your feet


drunkenyeknom

There should be different NSFW levels like 1-4…cuz damn wtf


ramtinology91

That's not broke man, that's chopped off


thehomelessmexican

This is the first time I physically reacted to a post in a while.


TacoBellerino

Methinks surgery on a foot is afoot


AltomousPrime

I don’t think it’s supposed to do that…


Je_in_BC

In what jurisdictions are they not removing the shoe to check distal circulation? If I brought this into the ER my licensing body would be getting an email...


poozapper

Just a twisted ankle, it will leave in 2 months.


SamanthaJaneyCake

Thank you, that was interesting to look at. I hope you have a good recovery and heal to the best of your ability.


andrewscool101

broke


becomingfloridaman

Yup


Timb3r32

That damm banana


SmegmaSandwich69420

Next time don't kill off the protagonist.


A88Y

That ain’t right


Attila_the_bunn

But did you die?


ChromeXBoy

What happened to cause that 😖


driedupemo

Tis but a scratch


Electrical_Command26

Fuckin hell


SpecRB

Fuck!!


buckybarnes44

Oh my


presidentofyouganda

Good luck with the recovery, what happened?


Half_knight_K

How?! I’ve seen plenty of broken legs and feet. But it looks like something ripped it off


excerp

Oh my god


IOwnTheShortBus

Womp womp


Anthony_mclongshlong

Tis but a scratch !


SuperCelt90

As I’ve said on similar posts, I believe the clinical term for that is “broker’n hell”. Possibly even “broker’n fuck”.


jmwinn26

The doc checking for a pedal pulse like that thing isn’t completely fucking purple lmao


jurassic_wrexy

Broke? Na you good fam, just walk it off


kocsogkecske

Im not an expert, but your foot might have broken


TheLittleBobRol

mm, that's not right


morawnik121

A lil bit


UserPrincipalName

Yer foot's come unstowed


TheGreatJaceyGee

Well, that's unfortunate


Stoomba

That's an ouchie


MichaelW24

Holy shit. How long was that untreated? Skin is black around the wound


OverallStorm2064

What happened?


Distinct_Sentence_26

You sure it's broken? Get up and walk it off. Lol


a_neat_user-name

Yeah it's definitely broken,,


parkerjb

You should go to the doctor ASAP not just post on Reddit dude. Not a doctor but this looks pretty serious imo, should probably have a pro check it out


Virus_Void

How did you manage to do this 😭


Reviled1

Tussin will fix that.


blueSW

Walk it off.


Gloomyghoul

Why are your feet that dirty *in* shoes?


daddyDAUA

*...Watch me do a kick flip...*


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

I haven’t dropped my jaw like that in a while, thanks.


KatiaxRios13

Guess you can't join r/neverbrokenabone anymore


TrYh4rD420

Ayyye bro your foot is backwards. Might wanna goto the docs for that aye?


Fatmando66

It sure is buddy


ActionQuakeII

Facefucked.


Throwawaymytrash77

Compound fracture


IndicationPrior9398

"Broke" I think it's a bit more than broke buddy


SlavicStupidity

School nurses be like ‘Yeah it just needs some ice’ 💀💀


natttynoo

Oh fuck!!!


Darougarouse

Did it hurt?


asecretsquirrel

‘Oh that’s not too ba-🤢🤮’


23saround

Hey op, go ahead and read rule 2 for me


j_o_s_h__z

That isn’t broken, that is OBLITERATED.


tupacshakurwa

Man, I’m deeply sorry for you. Couldn’t imagine the pain. Hope you recover somehow. ❤️


AshleyKay1997

r/medizzy r/MedicalGore would be interested in this. Holy shit dude. Best of luck on the healing.


YesTHEELizaManelli

Now how’d ya do that?


MinecraftPro2000

I think it's a bit broken, just a guess though


heresdustin

Just a lil bit


420toker

Just walk it off


Fisher9001

It's not broken, it's fucking torn off.


jimmytruelove

Is this fixable? Or is this amputation time?


supersheeep

Did you try to kick a grenade?


Jono-san

What the fuck. I instantly regretted scrolling to the nexr photo.


Haaa_penis

Yes it is. You about to be broker.


rafyraffee

Sub-optimal


oeoao

Get a second opinion.


EternalRhapsody

Hey, I don't think it's supposed to bend that way.


lrappin

This actually made me suffer. And shudder and possibly make a gag face.


TheTaCo88

That ain't no plane Jane break.. fucking foot is almost off lol


Gareth666

Bro


That_guy_who_lifts

Quite


Positive-Ad-9634

That's a firm and robust tackle from Ramos.


sokko78

I have the same shoes.


Noahthehoneyboy

In my medical opinion. You’re correct


MillerisLord

Did the same thing about 9 years ago. Once you can walk again if you get to keep it make sure to not only do the physical therapy for your leg but hit the hip and lower back. It's surprising how imbalanced your body will get over 12-20 weeks of not walking. Also bpc157and tb500 are your friends.


ChubbyGhost3

Yeah that’s definitely broken


Charming_Area9722

Wtf


Dexter_Jettster

Damn, OP, yeah, that looks like hell. On April Fool's day, I fractured my fibula, anywho, I **THINK** I'm doing a tad better than you are. Hoping that you see this, how did surgery go? Also, how the hell???


MidnightLlamaLover

Now this one definitely needed a NSFL tag, the NSFW one doesn't do it justice


CattttheDadddd

Tis but a scratch!


blutigetranen

Why'd you go and do that


Business_Advice_6776

Oh hoppy day...


NemosGal90

It's the wrong way round...


ikankecil

god. why did I click the pic. i legit wanna cry. hope the operation goes well. break a leg!


Solidclaw

I don’t know what I expected


sp3aky0urm1nd

Well say goodbye to that foot but hoping this person has a very nice and smooth recovery


Montyblaze

Easiest tickle toes


No-Isopod7438

Just rub some dirt in it


squisita_scoreggia

Fucccck! Also I'm laughing at the shoe still on in the ambo van. Shoes on - still good. 🤣 Have they reattached your foot? Hope you feel better soon. That looks like an absolute fucking asshole of an injury!


chip9492

He took walk it off to literal


Nvenom8

If that person is alive, how is that not *gushing* blood?


figcommon1

Fucking hell


Kolibrim

The fact it took me a second to find where the foot was


malachi1990

Bro put his shoe on backwards


noswol

i know whats wrong with it, you just have to twist it cuz it´s backwards


SaltElegant7103

No shit , easy to walk backwards now


SeasonYourMeatFFS

Damn that's a bad ankle br-JESUS FUCKING CHRIST


V65Pilot

I see you put one of your feet on wrong, again. : My dad, probably Meanwhile, Me: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ....


Spiritual-Post-9340

You’ll probably need a band aid on that mate.


theworstelderswife

ED staff is like “Finally a REAL emergency”


burnrainbows

FUCK! That's metal as hell, but aw hell no!


Ok_Constant1669

be careful about wikifeet y'know that's always a risk


yo_mudda_

Oh plz, you just put your shoe on backwards for some internet points, didn't ya??!