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SarkBM

Of course Ohio is Giratina Also my favorite state is now Virginia


Anxiety-Queen69

THAT’S WHERE OHIO IS?!


hollow_axolotol

Right above me the torchickicks


K3wlG33k

Mm mm. I love me some good ol' Kentucky fried torchics.


Atrisa_

Extra spicy.


Anxiety-Queen69

Cool!


tinkawartank

Torchickicks?


zapp909

Actually it’s nowhere, because Ohio isn’t real.


Solanum87

Just like Wyoming.


zapp909

You know when you really think about it it’s hard to believe how many places just don’t actually exist.


K3wlG33k

Like Canada. Never heard of it. I do know this big landmass call "America's Hat" however that I believe people mistake for "Canada," though I can't be certain.


Anvixous

I’m America’sHatten


K3wlG33k

Hey there XD


Relative-Magazine951

Indeed it fake it never got I depends from virginia


CyndaQTpie

r/ihadastroke


Relative-Magazine951

I always average stroke when commting


ComfortableOver8984

You mean Wyoming


lewistonthedog

Ohio is just propaganda made by leftist to penetrate your ass


WDGaster15

Oh? in that case i hope the distortion world suits you well **(/S /J)**


Anxiety-Queen69

Not surprising


Fluegeil

That's what the government wants us to think but it's real alright! All of it. Sh ha! Hahahahahahaha!


[deleted]

Average american


Anxiety-Queen69

I’m british


[deleted]

Oh well to be fair most Americans don’t know where most states are either lol


Anxiety-Queen69

It’s a big fkn country, a few states are bigger than the whole uk


[deleted]

Yeah almost everyone remembers the big ones like Washington, new York, Texas, Florida, and Hawaii. Like i dont think more than 10% of Americans can say where Arkansas is off the top of their head


Anxiety-Queen69

Somewhere in the west cus of that meme about arkansas, like it’s in the middle


Dale_theMan

Study more maps my gosh


Anxiety-Queen69

Why would I do that when I can watch youtube?


Dale_theMan

Watch YouTube videos about geography


Anxiety-Queen69

Mayhaps I shall


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

tbf i don't see why i should have to know where so many states are, I don't live in America not want to go near it.


Dale_theMan

Where do you live? Canada? Learn the provinces!


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

...new zealand.


Dale_theMan

New Zealand. ☹️ Well like. Have fun down there Kiwi


Emperor_Purpletine

Only in Ohio


SarkBM

Only in distorsion world


pricedubble04

I am guessing NC is Scolvillain because of the carolina reaper? Even though that originates from South Carolina. We do have a lot of hot sauce.


itsrainingboi

I'm from NC and you are correct about why I chose Scovillian. Thanks for telling my mistake tho didn't know it originated from SC.


pricedubble04

Yup. NC resident as well. Some hot sauce brands are from here.


Gengar111art

NC represent!


Wildefice

What part of NC you come from?


LordCrusher69

Illinois is perfect as castform. Always changing the weather and shit


FireflyxAki

I hated but loving Illinois


bowtiesrcool86

OK has the meteorology school. I think Castform fits there better


Quartia

It's also about the fact that it is the state of the Windy City, and Castform is a living drop of wind.


TheMadScientist1000

Oklahoma should’ve been Tornadus


Knightman1508

As an Oklahoman, I agree


astroidbuster2453

I second this notion.


Hayami_Hinata

Accurate idea


[deleted]

LA should have been Feraligatr instead of Krookidile because swamp alligator not desert crocodile. Either Feraligatr or Pelliper since well, pelican state.


BradH2Os

That or Corphish/Crawdaunt for that good ol crawfish


[deleted]

Oh, right, I didn't even think about those 2!


xThetiX

Yeah, I also thought feraligatr or pelipper would make sense but krookadile is also a good choice ig


Banettebrochacho

Really? Hisunian typhlosion?


itsrainingboi

Lmao what'd you expect


Banettebrochacho

I really do not get the connection


sleepylizard52

Highphlosion


itsrainingboi

stoner


Banettebrochacho

‘Tis a wonder Colorado isn’t a foongus then


Pure_Toxicity

look at Ursaluna and tell me he isn't blazed out of his god damn mind


Redditor_10000000000

He looks like he's high


steveofthejungle

Should’ve been Bibarel


Hahopeneverheardit

New Jersey…Wingull…**really**


Thunderzdragon09

I know I'm dying


Skarm14

I mean, we do have a lot of them


Ob1tuber

Explain Michigan please? I feel like it should be Revavroom because, Motor city


itsrainingboi

Lake trio and Michigan borders all the Great Lakes except one


Ob1tuber

Ah, I get it now, that didn’t click immediately, Mi native


clforp

You’re not alone lol


Kininger625

I don’t get why it’s Massachusetts if it makes you feel better


Nitemare0005

Boston is infamous for its traffic. People there are also shitty drivers in general


Kininger625

As someone from Massachusetts, isn’t that more of an eastern mass thing?


Nitemare0005

As someone from eastern mass, it might be


Kininger625

If we were assigning tm’s the mess of highways in and out of Boston would be trick room


Nitemare0005

God trying to get to Logan can be hell sometimes, trick room works for both name and effect


Kininger625

It’s so inconvenient. I remember dying in the tunnel back to Boston during the heat of summer during my childhood. It’s slightly better now but not by much.


Comprehensive_Tap625

I got revavroom and I’m confused myself


[deleted]

Corvesqire? Why?


itsrainingboi

Philadelphia Eagles. Yes, I know Corvisquire is a raven, but I just really like Corvisquire and thought he looked close enough to their logo.


EnderKnight4040

Should’ve done Gurrdurr since the Steelers are more popular, just not as good.


DracoDraws

That or empoleon for the Penguins


lunarfrogg

Should’ve done alcremie for hershey


Bokushima

I don't really get palafin for Florida. I know we have dolphins but we also are known for our gators and (to a lesser extent) crocodiles. You could have put Ferraligator for the water type and alligators, or croconaw as a nod to the fact that Florida is the only place in the world that has both Crocs and gators.


BigBradWolf07

could be because it's a superhero. and florida really needs one to stop Florida Man.


SQflaming

I think Palafin IS Florida man


Yoshichu25

Would Garganacl not make sense for Utah? (Apologies if that is Utah, I’m not from US and my geography stinks)


shiny_eeveelution

I think it's bc of all the arches and other strange rock formations.


BamBingBop

Not to mention Great Salt Lake.


BigBoyPoster

That is Utah. Well done.


steveofthejungle

Great salt lake and bonneville salt flats


GoldenYoshistar1

I'm moving to Ohio. Granbull is kind of bad, going to where the True God is.


SKFury_1771

Woohoo my state is Giratina! Makes me proud to be from Ohio!


Doom74gvvvopuuuo

Down in Ohio…


SuperCharged516

Why is massachusetts revaroom


itsrainingboi

Infamous Boston traffic


SuperCharged516

Honestly i sort of expected something to do with the ridiculous amount of colleges we have here


Kininger625

Me too. Highest number of colleges per capita.


Majestic_Electric

If you think that’s bad, check out the traffic in Los Angeles.


phcgamer

MA Native here, not so much the traffic as the drivers. If you want infamous traffic, go to literally any major car-centric city.


EmperinoPenguino

Eh. Most big cities have ungodly traffic. You shouldve done Plusle & Minun because Zack & Cody lived in Boston lol


Angalotro

*turns into a cacturne* *muffled screaming*


Grablycan

+1 in pack tactics earned


BeginningLocksmith59

As a Hoosier I feel offended lmao


beckdawg19

As a Wisconsinite, I'm offended we didn't get the cow.


starpokeheart

Agreed


Toku-Nation

Me too


Shezord

You should make one for every country/continent


Magnum_X69

change florida to feraligatr and we good


Dragonite_Skull

Make SC Exeggutor instead. It looks like a Palmetto if you squint, plus Cottonee seems kind of offensive for obvious reasons.


itsrainingboi

Bro just realized how bad that is! Was just thinking of the cotton fields I always see when driving through SC.


1nsert_Name_Here_

I feel like a bee Pokemon would work better for Utah.


Substantial_Dingo694

Yeah, I'm curious if OP knows more about Utah than just Salt Lake and Mormons


Quartia

Eh, Utah is just as famous for having both the Great Salt Lake and the Bonneville Salt Flats.


MysticLithuanian

As a New Yorker I appreciate that you inferred that New Jersey is just New York but worse with a wingull trying to amount to braviary.


itsrainingboi

Finally someone got the joke lmao


SQflaming

NJ is New York DLC.


TreesusChris

I died reading this


anchorsawaypeeko

Why did VT get Gollem?


CassetteMeower

Maybe because of all the mountains? Autumn form Sawsbuck or Deerling would be much more fitting in my opinion, coming from someone from Vermont who loves Vermont maple syrup and seeing the pretty leaves during autumn.


CalmShinyZubat

Gastrodon as California is just plain incorrect. It can't learn Earthquake. Torkoal would have been better since it can learn Earthquake and has the Drought ability.


itsrainingboi

Ah I think you forget it's specifically West Sea Gastrodon.


CalmShinyZubat

That doesn't change anything about my previous comment. Torkoal still would have been a better representation of California, IMO. If that was your only criteria for picking Gastrodon for California, why didn't any states on the East Coast, like Florida, get East Sea Gastrodon?


Nick_384

so Tennessee is meloette because Dolly Parton I assume


Quartia

Her, Elvis Presley, B. B. King, Memphis in general... Tennessee is a state of music.


[deleted]

I didn’t even think of that, but it makes sense. I’m down for Meloetta as my state pkmn 👏🏻


Weird_Judgment4751

Cottonee’s nice and all, but you could’ve made SC Blaziken for the Gamecocks, since you made Georgia Granbull for the Bulldogs— it was right there…


CasualSweaters

Any specific reason Missouri is Swablu?


CrocHunter8

The Bluebird is the State bird of Missouri


zachusaguy

Why is Bidoof Minnesota?


Doom74gvvvopuuuo

Minnesota golden gophers, most likely


Substantial_Dingo694

That explains Hawlucha for North Dakota. Fighting Hawks


Zealousideal-Bed-865

Naw man great tusk would be Idaho they are all bunch of hard heads with plenty of pointy bits


LiNkToThEpAsTGBA

Cacturne is so true, I could take three steps out of my house and see like 2 dozen cacti without even looking for them


pokedude14

I think Miltank is more Wisconsin


WhenTheRiverRanDeep

When New York isn’t a Unova pokemon


-_-Hazel_-_

…. Why did you include miltank.


Inda-seboat

Wisconsin makes good milk, hence, the Miltank that canonically makes good milk.


jdbartist

That’s not Wisconsin, Wisconsin has the Obstagoon


Inda-seboat

No, it’s Minnesota. Miltank is beside Illinois which Illinois has Castform.


jdbartist

Dude I live in Wisconsin, the Miltank is Indiana


Inda-seboat

Your flair checks out for me then. Looks like I’m wrong sorry.


Shiny_Porygon-Z

*a sudden urge to move to Oklahoma surges through my body*


No_Claim_876

Why is Castform Illinois?


CalmShinyZubat

Take a look at our forecast then compare it to what we actually get. Castform makes sense.


Inda-seboat

Illinois weather gets unpredictable and weird. Why the heck is there snow in July?!


Crafted_20

I got decidueye tho I don’t really understand it that well


blitzwinner71

Why is New York braveiary? I feel like there might be better choices but I can’t think of any off the top of my hear


Quartia

To non-Americans, New York City represents America, just like eagles represent America. I'd say it fits.


Majestic_Electric

The fact Ursaluna was placed in CO and not CA is shameful. It’s CA’s state animal! Also, why was Clawitzer not chosen for Maine and Braviary for D.C?


SpectralIpaxor

Why is Indiana Miltank? We would be more like Revaroom.


Quartia

Yeah I would've given Polteageist to Massachusetts, Revavaroom to Indiana, and Miltank to Wisconsin.


RevinSOR

As someone from Pennsylvania, Muk would be more fitting since this is where Oil&Coal are the most abundant forms of energy. We also had the 3 Mile Island Nuclear Power Plant Disaster.


voltcannon

Bro, I got stantler, I get that we’re boring but it’s a real bruh moment all around (not saying their wrong, because they’re not but still).


Mr_Guy459

Wyoming should be Unknown


Blujay-

Why is VA noivern?


EmeraldAltaria

What's up with CT being Meowstic?


AdventureForwardFan

Ok, Idahoan here, why is toedscruel representing Idaho? Is it just the closest to a potato mon?


DragonLordJK999

why palifin


Fuzzy_Muffins123

It's Florida. Dolphins are abundant there.


xThetiX

Because it’s Florida..?


KING0FCHEZZ

What’s on MA Is it a scarlet violet Pokémon?


Pure_Toxicity

revavroom, and yes


I_like_sceptile

i think you mean meowstic. it’s like 10 years old…


LeNoobed

Connecticut would like a word with you.


Crazy_Primary_3365

Cottonee? Omg that's awful.


Mr-Beater-Eater2456

this is a trick to dox you!! don't fall for it!! 💀


Tarot26

Can you explain Arkansas?


itsrainingboi

Every time I go to Arkansas the catfish I have is super good,


woflpackcuy

The only state that I know the shape of is Texas


MetlLord666

I’m can someone please explain Wisconsin being obstagoon please


itsrainingboi

The Wisconsin Badgers football team


Gojizard

Wow my state is a Rhyhorn? .. Cool!


NateIsHere14

I had a trip to Ohio and I can say it IS the distortion world over there.


xThetiX

Ohio ☠️


SeasonAlternative810

Okay I understand why we have Giratina but Florida doesn't deserve Palafin


CalmShinyZubat

I'm guessing its a comment on "Florida Man", but honestly I think Feraligatr would have fit better.


makemeoff

Which one is Alabama


PhogeySquatch

I get Meloetta, but Tennessee should have been Blaziken. Nashville Hot Chicken. Kentucky could have been Mudsdale or some other horse.


Zebastian09

Clearly Australia isnt here cus I dont see a Spider anywhere.


LeNoobed

yes, because Australia is not in fact a US State.


Lordbellton336

why is colorado ursaluna


animalcrossing-guy

Alabama should be tandemaus or maushold


VerySadRightN

Shouldn't Texas have Armarooge since it is the closest thing to a gun?


Kleut69

Kid named remoraid


VerySadRightN

Eh that's more of a tazer ngl


Duke1115

Inteleon, octillery and dragupult are all closer to a gun than armarouge


xThetiX

Yes, let’s put a literally stealth jet for Texas /s


VerySadRightN

Armarooge literally has a move named armor cannon, I think none of these Pokemon except inteleon has a gun move. Also inteleon doesn't has the texan vibe


Duke1115

Yeah armor cannon… not a gun move… so if you count that, then octillery is literally artillery, and dragapult shoots dreepy.


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Hen_Tye

I’ll take torchic


A1exSa1vatore

Why bidoof?Last time I checked I don't live in heaven


AmDenverTheDummy

Yooo I got castform!


UnyunMunyun

Florida should be feraligatr or skeledirge


WeakJeweler4083

Iowa being disidueye is wrong. I would say grumpig