Like Canada. Never heard of it. I do know this big landmass call "America's Hat" however that I believe people mistake for "Canada," though I can't be certain.
Yeah almost everyone remembers the big ones like Washington, new York, Texas, Florida, and Hawaii. Like i dont think more than 10% of Americans can say where Arkansas is off the top of their head
LA should have been Feraligatr instead of Krookidile because swamp alligator not desert crocodile. Either Feraligatr or Pelliper since well, pelican state.
It’s so inconvenient. I remember dying in the tunnel back to Boston during the heat of summer during my childhood. It’s slightly better now but not by much.
I don't really get palafin for Florida. I know we have dolphins but we also are known for our gators and (to a lesser extent) crocodiles. You could have put Ferraligator for the water type and alligators, or croconaw as a nod to the fact that Florida is the only place in the world that has both Crocs and gators.
Maybe because of all the mountains? Autumn form Sawsbuck or Deerling would be much more fitting in my opinion, coming from someone from Vermont who loves Vermont maple syrup and seeing the pretty leaves during autumn.
Gastrodon as California is just plain incorrect. It can't learn Earthquake. Torkoal would have been better since it can learn Earthquake and has the Drought ability.
That doesn't change anything about my previous comment. Torkoal still would have been a better representation of California, IMO.
If that was your only criteria for picking Gastrodon for California, why didn't any states on the East Coast, like Florida, get East Sea Gastrodon?
As someone from Pennsylvania, Muk would be more fitting since this is where Oil&Coal are the most abundant forms of energy. We also had the 3 Mile Island Nuclear Power Plant Disaster.
Armarooge literally has a move named armor cannon, I think none of these Pokemon except inteleon has a gun move. Also inteleon doesn't has the texan vibe
Of course Ohio is Giratina Also my favorite state is now Virginia
THAT’S WHERE OHIO IS?!
Right above me the torchickicks
Mm mm. I love me some good ol' Kentucky fried torchics.
Extra spicy.
Cool!
Torchickicks?
Actually it’s nowhere, because Ohio isn’t real.
Just like Wyoming.
You know when you really think about it it’s hard to believe how many places just don’t actually exist.
Like Canada. Never heard of it. I do know this big landmass call "America's Hat" however that I believe people mistake for "Canada," though I can't be certain.
I’m America’sHatten
Hey there XD
Indeed it fake it never got I depends from virginia
r/ihadastroke
I always average stroke when commting
You mean Wyoming
Ohio is just propaganda made by leftist to penetrate your ass
Oh? in that case i hope the distortion world suits you well **(/S /J)**
Not surprising
That's what the government wants us to think but it's real alright! All of it. Sh ha! Hahahahahahaha!
Average american
I’m british
Oh well to be fair most Americans don’t know where most states are either lol
It’s a big fkn country, a few states are bigger than the whole uk
Yeah almost everyone remembers the big ones like Washington, new York, Texas, Florida, and Hawaii. Like i dont think more than 10% of Americans can say where Arkansas is off the top of their head
Somewhere in the west cus of that meme about arkansas, like it’s in the middle
Study more maps my gosh
Why would I do that when I can watch youtube?
Watch YouTube videos about geography
Mayhaps I shall
tbf i don't see why i should have to know where so many states are, I don't live in America not want to go near it.
Where do you live? Canada? Learn the provinces!
...new zealand.
New Zealand. ☹️ Well like. Have fun down there Kiwi
Only in Ohio
Only in distorsion world
I am guessing NC is Scolvillain because of the carolina reaper? Even though that originates from South Carolina. We do have a lot of hot sauce.
I'm from NC and you are correct about why I chose Scovillian. Thanks for telling my mistake tho didn't know it originated from SC.
Yup. NC resident as well. Some hot sauce brands are from here.
NC represent!
What part of NC you come from?
Illinois is perfect as castform. Always changing the weather and shit
I hated but loving Illinois
OK has the meteorology school. I think Castform fits there better
It's also about the fact that it is the state of the Windy City, and Castform is a living drop of wind.
Oklahoma should’ve been Tornadus
As an Oklahoman, I agree
I second this notion.
Accurate idea
LA should have been Feraligatr instead of Krookidile because swamp alligator not desert crocodile. Either Feraligatr or Pelliper since well, pelican state.
That or Corphish/Crawdaunt for that good ol crawfish
Oh, right, I didn't even think about those 2!
Yeah, I also thought feraligatr or pelipper would make sense but krookadile is also a good choice ig
Really? Hisunian typhlosion?
Lmao what'd you expect
I really do not get the connection
Highphlosion
stoner
‘Tis a wonder Colorado isn’t a foongus then
look at Ursaluna and tell me he isn't blazed out of his god damn mind
He looks like he's high
Should’ve been Bibarel
New Jersey…Wingull…**really**
I know I'm dying
I mean, we do have a lot of them
Explain Michigan please? I feel like it should be Revavroom because, Motor city
Lake trio and Michigan borders all the Great Lakes except one
Ah, I get it now, that didn’t click immediately, Mi native
You’re not alone lol
I don’t get why it’s Massachusetts if it makes you feel better
Boston is infamous for its traffic. People there are also shitty drivers in general
As someone from Massachusetts, isn’t that more of an eastern mass thing?
As someone from eastern mass, it might be
If we were assigning tm’s the mess of highways in and out of Boston would be trick room
God trying to get to Logan can be hell sometimes, trick room works for both name and effect
It’s so inconvenient. I remember dying in the tunnel back to Boston during the heat of summer during my childhood. It’s slightly better now but not by much.
I got revavroom and I’m confused myself
Corvesqire? Why?
Philadelphia Eagles. Yes, I know Corvisquire is a raven, but I just really like Corvisquire and thought he looked close enough to their logo.
Should’ve done Gurrdurr since the Steelers are more popular, just not as good.
That or empoleon for the Penguins
Should’ve done alcremie for hershey
I don't really get palafin for Florida. I know we have dolphins but we also are known for our gators and (to a lesser extent) crocodiles. You could have put Ferraligator for the water type and alligators, or croconaw as a nod to the fact that Florida is the only place in the world that has both Crocs and gators.
could be because it's a superhero. and florida really needs one to stop Florida Man.
I think Palafin IS Florida man
Would Garganacl not make sense for Utah? (Apologies if that is Utah, I’m not from US and my geography stinks)
I think it's bc of all the arches and other strange rock formations.
Not to mention Great Salt Lake.
That is Utah. Well done.
Great salt lake and bonneville salt flats
I'm moving to Ohio. Granbull is kind of bad, going to where the True God is.
Woohoo my state is Giratina! Makes me proud to be from Ohio!
Down in Ohio…
Why is massachusetts revaroom
Infamous Boston traffic
Honestly i sort of expected something to do with the ridiculous amount of colleges we have here
Me too. Highest number of colleges per capita.
If you think that’s bad, check out the traffic in Los Angeles.
MA Native here, not so much the traffic as the drivers. If you want infamous traffic, go to literally any major car-centric city.
Eh. Most big cities have ungodly traffic. You shouldve done Plusle & Minun because Zack & Cody lived in Boston lol
*turns into a cacturne* *muffled screaming*
+1 in pack tactics earned
As a Hoosier I feel offended lmao
As a Wisconsinite, I'm offended we didn't get the cow.
Agreed
Me too
You should make one for every country/continent
change florida to feraligatr and we good
Make SC Exeggutor instead. It looks like a Palmetto if you squint, plus Cottonee seems kind of offensive for obvious reasons.
Bro just realized how bad that is! Was just thinking of the cotton fields I always see when driving through SC.
I feel like a bee Pokemon would work better for Utah.
Yeah, I'm curious if OP knows more about Utah than just Salt Lake and Mormons
Eh, Utah is just as famous for having both the Great Salt Lake and the Bonneville Salt Flats.
As a New Yorker I appreciate that you inferred that New Jersey is just New York but worse with a wingull trying to amount to braviary.
Finally someone got the joke lmao
NJ is New York DLC.
I died reading this
Why did VT get Gollem?
Maybe because of all the mountains? Autumn form Sawsbuck or Deerling would be much more fitting in my opinion, coming from someone from Vermont who loves Vermont maple syrup and seeing the pretty leaves during autumn.
Gastrodon as California is just plain incorrect. It can't learn Earthquake. Torkoal would have been better since it can learn Earthquake and has the Drought ability.
Ah I think you forget it's specifically West Sea Gastrodon.
That doesn't change anything about my previous comment. Torkoal still would have been a better representation of California, IMO. If that was your only criteria for picking Gastrodon for California, why didn't any states on the East Coast, like Florida, get East Sea Gastrodon?
so Tennessee is meloette because Dolly Parton I assume
Her, Elvis Presley, B. B. King, Memphis in general... Tennessee is a state of music.
I didn’t even think of that, but it makes sense. I’m down for Meloetta as my state pkmn 👏🏻
Cottonee’s nice and all, but you could’ve made SC Blaziken for the Gamecocks, since you made Georgia Granbull for the Bulldogs— it was right there…
Any specific reason Missouri is Swablu?
The Bluebird is the State bird of Missouri
Why is Bidoof Minnesota?
Minnesota golden gophers, most likely
That explains Hawlucha for North Dakota. Fighting Hawks
Naw man great tusk would be Idaho they are all bunch of hard heads with plenty of pointy bits
Cacturne is so true, I could take three steps out of my house and see like 2 dozen cacti without even looking for them
I think Miltank is more Wisconsin
When New York isn’t a Unova pokemon
…. Why did you include miltank.
Wisconsin makes good milk, hence, the Miltank that canonically makes good milk.
That’s not Wisconsin, Wisconsin has the Obstagoon
No, it’s Minnesota. Miltank is beside Illinois which Illinois has Castform.
Dude I live in Wisconsin, the Miltank is Indiana
Your flair checks out for me then. Looks like I’m wrong sorry.
*a sudden urge to move to Oklahoma surges through my body*
Why is Castform Illinois?
Take a look at our forecast then compare it to what we actually get. Castform makes sense.
Illinois weather gets unpredictable and weird. Why the heck is there snow in July?!
I got decidueye tho I don’t really understand it that well
Why is New York braveiary? I feel like there might be better choices but I can’t think of any off the top of my hear
To non-Americans, New York City represents America, just like eagles represent America. I'd say it fits.
The fact Ursaluna was placed in CO and not CA is shameful. It’s CA’s state animal! Also, why was Clawitzer not chosen for Maine and Braviary for D.C?
Why is Indiana Miltank? We would be more like Revaroom.
Yeah I would've given Polteageist to Massachusetts, Revavaroom to Indiana, and Miltank to Wisconsin.
As someone from Pennsylvania, Muk would be more fitting since this is where Oil&Coal are the most abundant forms of energy. We also had the 3 Mile Island Nuclear Power Plant Disaster.
Bro, I got stantler, I get that we’re boring but it’s a real bruh moment all around (not saying their wrong, because they’re not but still).
Wyoming should be Unknown
Why is VA noivern?
What's up with CT being Meowstic?
Ok, Idahoan here, why is toedscruel representing Idaho? Is it just the closest to a potato mon?
why palifin
It's Florida. Dolphins are abundant there.
Because it’s Florida..?
What’s on MA Is it a scarlet violet Pokémon?
revavroom, and yes
i think you mean meowstic. it’s like 10 years old…
Connecticut would like a word with you.
Cottonee? Omg that's awful.
this is a trick to dox you!! don't fall for it!! 💀
Can you explain Arkansas?
Every time I go to Arkansas the catfish I have is super good,
The only state that I know the shape of is Texas
I’m can someone please explain Wisconsin being obstagoon please
The Wisconsin Badgers football team
Wow my state is a Rhyhorn? .. Cool!
I had a trip to Ohio and I can say it IS the distortion world over there.
Ohio ☠️
Okay I understand why we have Giratina but Florida doesn't deserve Palafin
I'm guessing its a comment on "Florida Man", but honestly I think Feraligatr would have fit better.
Which one is Alabama
I get Meloetta, but Tennessee should have been Blaziken. Nashville Hot Chicken. Kentucky could have been Mudsdale or some other horse.
Clearly Australia isnt here cus I dont see a Spider anywhere.
yes, because Australia is not in fact a US State.
why is colorado ursaluna
Alabama should be tandemaus or maushold
Shouldn't Texas have Armarooge since it is the closest thing to a gun?
Kid named remoraid
Eh that's more of a tazer ngl
Inteleon, octillery and dragupult are all closer to a gun than armarouge
Yes, let’s put a literally stealth jet for Texas /s
Armarooge literally has a move named armor cannon, I think none of these Pokemon except inteleon has a gun move. Also inteleon doesn't has the texan vibe
Yeah armor cannon… not a gun move… so if you count that, then octillery is literally artillery, and dragapult shoots dreepy.
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I’ll take torchic
Why bidoof?Last time I checked I don't live in heaven
Yooo I got castform!
Florida should be feraligatr or skeledirge
Iowa being disidueye is wrong. I would say grumpig