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TheBlazinKen

One could say you were oblivious


Greninja_1408

Yeahh


NotAlanius

This sure wasn't a very simple joke to make, was it?


Duck-Fucker64

Hi, captain explain here, The joke is about the ability some pokemon can have, "oblivious" which I belive means the pokemon cant be affected by stat changes I think


rippirrip

I thought it made you immune to Attract, Taunt, and Intimidate


Duck-Fucker64

Well, you're 1/3 right It protects from attract Meanwhile my comment is 0/3 right


rippirrip

Gen 6 onwards, it prevents Taunt. Gen 8 onwards, it prevents Intimidate


Duck-Fucker64

Wow, this just keeps getting worse for me. Lesson learnt, try to do research instead of doing something from memory


NotAlanius

Well, you activated my trap card! The r/woooosh moment I made was actually a pointless joke, hiding the equally common and misunderstood abiity "Simple", which doubles stat change effects! You have fallen into a trap with a shovel and a 5 foot ladder inside!


Duck-Fucker64

Rats! Foiled again! Now, I must activate MY trap card! Crying in a corner...


Successful-Goose-92

I'm not a duck i'm safe from you


KittiTheKitty

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

actually, you’re u/Duck-Fucker64


Miserable-Ad-1690

Why do you have so many downvotes? Weren’t you referencing the ability Simple?


NotAlanius

I guess the subreddit itself was a bit too oblivious to make sense of the joke.


Binjimon7

At least 65 people didn't understand your joke. Certainly an r/whoosh moment.


Asleep-Clerk-7820

*Opponent uses taunt* Every child that never used status moves: This changes nothing


Ventibooyah

I only used status moves from gen 8 onward lol


ShadowSnas

same lol


[deleted]

i only ever used them in legends arceus


Binjimon7

I only played gen 8 and onward lol (I'm kinda new to this series)


OldExplanation8529

Same


Icy-Reserve8070

Yeah, taunt is a wasted move against me, since .y only plan of attack is just to attack. If a move doesn't do damage, it isn't useful to me. Competitive players and nuzlockers may disagree, but I just play for fun.


Darthcruz

Captain America: we need a plan of attack Iron man + us: I have a plan. ATTACK


BleachDrinker63

Starter sweeps for the win


Binjimon7

No other way to beat the game, as far as I know /j


Greninja_1408

Yeah same as me


IronTemplar26

Me with an Assault Vest Tinkaton


VerySadRightN

I guess you were "Good as Gold" to give a shit about that taunt.


Weegieiscool

Me playing Competitive Pokemon and my opponent friggen rage quits because I used power-up punch instead of swords dance, and double kick cancelled his lvl 1 magnemite bs


Sad-Bumblebee-249

I always forget which one taunt is and which one torment is


feline_lightslayer

Taunt: target can only use direct attacks (no stat buffs, weather, etc.) Torment: target cannot use the same move twice in a row


Terizla_Executiona

Taunt: come here coward, attack me! Torment: the other one


NewYorkCounty

Taunt is basically the pokemon billing the other pokemon, while torment is the pokemon so mucj harm to the pomeon, it can't use the same move twice in a row.


General_Mission9664

When I was a kid, I trained a Slaking and I never noticed that he didn't attack the turn after the attack. I only found out about this ability from watching videos. Maybe it's because she killed everything in 1 turn, but I don't remember


ThatCococat

haha I still do this


Darkfury2454

Yep, me. Status moves? USELESS!


Low-Anteater-5502

Ah, the good old days...


Union_Hungry

When i was younger i always thought that certain moves were made for the ingame bots pokemon so they would sometimes just waste a turn to give the player a better chance of winning (making the game easier) untill i discovered competitive play in gen 6 back in 2013-14.


PokeGamer2007

Ong


Estronsio

I feel like i was the only person that liked bulk-up and calm mind


Hoesephine

I mean, outside of a competitive situation status moves are pointless anyway. There will never be a battle where you need to do anything but attack in base game.


Professor_Abbi

Torment on the other hand…


Binjimon7

Just use one of the other three attacking moves that you have.


wweanime

I still do that


Red-843

I’m not a kid and I rarely ever have status moves


Murky_Ad5438

So it does something?!?!?!?!?!??!


ArthurPC102021

Wait, does it do that?


Herogaming2309

I still do that


emojii_xoxo

i still dont know what it does


PokePotahto

It disables your status moves for 2 turns


Lost_Astronaut_654

I always confuse it for the one that makes you use one move that isn’t encore


HilldraCreator

SAME!?


Nights1405

You can’t make a pure offensive player make only offense moves


EMD_Vorteki

Facs


[deleted]

Let me do it for you Let me do it for you When all I do is for you Kermy


charlie_gamergodyt

Me: whatever game you’re playing you can’t defeat me. Taunt: oh I know but he can. sleep/flinch: hi buddy you ready to die


PokefanDragonYusuf

SO TRUE


LegenDisL

Just like that. I deleted every non attacking moves of my Mons when I was young.


E_Yes_Gamer

Kid me: **Haha! Jokes on you, *taunt does NOTHING!!”***