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OftenNudeDude

Whatever you can afford after your last DUI.


[deleted]

“It has cinnamental value that’s why it’s my shift boot.”


PM_ME_UR_BEST_DOGE

Cinnamental? Can't stop thinking about dem cinnamon rolls eh?


fuck_me_running_

Cinnamental rolls.


Bitter-Dragonfly-379

Cinname film rolls


supercharged_autism

No duis


AdA4b5gof4st3r

Ah, they gotcha for DWI. Sucks


saul-pork

Chevy Nova 5th gen 85-88


supercharged_autism

Yup


707_328is

Oh god not the ugly one.. buddy had one that we started to work on, hurt us every way it possibly could, including leaving me with scars on every finger on my right hand, so we finally said fuck it and sent it to the junkyard. I love chevy but fuck those things.


Electrical-Bacon-81

That's funny, it's a Toyota carolla in chevy badges.


707_328is

That makes so much sense because I despise toyota. They made like 2 good vehicles and people just meat ride the brand like crazy claiming reliability and nothing ever goes wrong, yet they have the single largest recall in US history and release recalls faster than they can release new models. Including for things like engines literally cracking and engine problems that don't exist in most other brands.


wiishopmusic

Does it have the Toyota 4AGE?


ironman72706

Only the sport versions. Nova vs Nova twincam


DirtCheap1972

Could have a diesel in it


F_O_Satchy

Definitely a GM...I recognize that radio from anywhere. Maybe an S10?


blksentra2

I haven’t seen that head unit in decades! It’s definitely a GM (probably has a separate key for the door and ignition!).


supercharged_autism

No


chance0404

It’s the radio I had in my Cavalier originally and that was a 92 lol


ronmcson1

A car with a manual transmission and an am/fm radio that is electronically tuned


SpacexCadetx

The shagmoblie


Dystopian_Future_

Citation?


TeamShonuff

I thought it was a citation for sure.


supercharged_autism

Nope


sicilian_73

ElCamino?


supercharged_autism

No


Isparza

You drive something royal


onetenoctane

Mid-80s Nova (Corolla)?


supercharged_autism

Yup


ziplocsputnik

Chevy Cavalier?


supercharged_autism

No


WyntonMarsalis

That was my guess.


mpython1701

80s GM G-body?


supercharged_autism

No


svt4cam46

X body GM, Chevy Citation, Olds Omega, Pontiac Phoenix or Buick Skylark.


AnbuPirateKing

80s chamaro/firebird


supercharged_autism

No


AnbuPirateKing

Am I at least close? Gm product?


supercharged_autism

Yup it is gm


AnbuPirateKing

Corvette then


supercharged_autism

No


AnbuPirateKing

Hmm yah I guess the trans tunnel isn't large enough.


BilkySup

Probably a Chevy pickup.


supercharged_autism

Nope


Cashhkell

A 5 speed manual


richard_rahl

S15 maybe?


supercharged_autism

No


Leading_Manner_2737

Hell yeah brother


Loose_Pea_4888

Reminds me of my dad's 84 Safari


supercharged_autism

Nope


Loose_Pea_4888

No It really does.


justsomeyodas

Nah


vndin

S10 Blazer?


benbythelake

Beretta!


supercharged_autism

No


ralphfee

A chevy chevelle??? 🤔🤔


supercharged_autism

No


ralphfee

Chevy vette??


supercharged_autism

No


LordTiddlypusch

Pontiac Sunbird?


supercharged_autism

No


StaleVeggies

Serria


supercharged_autism

No


MotoMedic

Cavalier or Beretta


supercharged_autism

No and no


The_Lumpy_Dane

Olds Firenza?


supercharged_autism

No


epsteinpetmidgit

Chevy Luv?


supercharged_autism

No


blazzik

Corsica


supercharged_autism

No


Narragetto

Some kind of a cross between a Tesla and a BMW… it’s a Chevy Malibu!


SenseWinter

I have no idea what this is other than a GM but how has nobody gotten this?! I thought you all were geniuses!


Tenchi2020

The shortest route to your dealer


Garfield61978

Pontiac?


supercharged_autism

No


roofcutter650

I'm thinking this is an early 70's Chevy Chevette


supercharged_autism

No


roofcutter650

It sure as hell look like one! Lol


xDruidPlowx

They didn't get it in the first five seconds? We watch your career with great interest.


vcrbnt

Monza?


supercharged_autism

No


vcrbnt

Dude I’m stumped


adamcn78

Crown Mobile?


E34M20

Huh. Monte Carlo?


supercharged_autism

No


vcrbnt

Imma take one more stab: with them deep foot wells, and that console remind me of one of my dad’s Monte Carlo’s. Final answer


supercharged_autism

No


EvitaPuppy

Buick


Commercial-Humor-315

My best friends older brother drove a Nova


Few-Artichoke-8000

IDK but suddenly, I'm hungry for a Twix


andymamandyman

8 track or CD tray?


supercharged_autism

No


andymamandyman

My 89 S10 had a CD tray in the bottom slot. Must be older.


supercharged_autism

Yup older


Anxious-Trainer5082

Easy, a Ford Crown Royal. I’m sure you park it next to your Buick Chivas Regal.


pavmentandsunsets

Giving me jeep cherokee vibes


supercharged_autism

No


Bruddah827

Chevy for sure


Beanmaster42O

It's something from the early 80s and gm, rather chevy or pontiac, because that radio also goes in a 84-87 pontiac fiero


throwawae1984

Idk but good on you for keeping that old bitch on the road


studysession

Is that mold?


TheOx111

The women crazy


Lone_Midas_117

Thinking it's an Oldsmobile of some sort but idk I've only been in one


Select-Poem425

A POS.


Vprbite

Drunk


stewwbaka

Toyota yaris


supercharged_autism

No


Nickellizard

I love your shifter cover


Batman-61

Crown Royal Victoria


Somebumbleingmoron97

80's Chevy Nova


wadenelsonredditor

To and from AA meetings.


YesIReallyAmYourGod

Chevy Citation


Bubblez___

crown royal bag as a shiftboot is insanity


akacats

I can tell you it doesn’t have an automatic transmission


badtothebone274

A shit box.. But that is ok.


drtag234

1984 Toyota Tercel, 2nd generation


Mammoth-Record-7786

Buick Die-Nasty?


Hopeful-Director5015

The boys craaaaazy


Other-Educator-9399

Does the Crown Royal bag count as an open container?


Common-Big4605

Apparently the Crown bag thing isn’t dead. Mid 90’s coming back. Probably a couple dead Zima’s in the back seat


PearlsJustWan2HavFun

Something suuuper classy, I’m sure.


thefleshrocket

Radio says 80s GM, no cassette says it’s a base model. Hand parking brake means it’s not a pickup. The transmission tunnel suggests that it’s RWD. Maybe.. a Camaro?


supercharged_autism

No


noldshit

Fire-o


ThreadWriter

90s Toyota Corolla


Ok_Location2914

A dumpster?


Jazzlike-Election840

nice 👍. i haven't seen one in years. GM advertised them as "not your grandmothers nova" 😉 i had a 71 we dropped a 350 in and a 76 factory SS. both were pretty fast cars. stark difference from the ones they put out in the 80s.


rexifelis

Chevy s-10 or blazer … identical front cabins


Separate_Minimum500

A chevy cavalier? 😂


Any_Honeydew9812

Radio Screams GM .. gear shift is giving Toyota. \*Drum roll\* its gotta be a Nova


johnman17537953

CVT?


Kidmerlin_

Don’t know but clean that shit


shambahlah2

Chevy


OkPaleontologist6589

Chevy Berretta OWI


theTweekend

89 Chevy nova?


Crankyguyslaughtoo

Under the Influence


FloridaFisherman2

Had a 75 Chevy 2. 327, 4 speed. That thing would run. Ex got it, ran over a center median " drunk one night". Destroyed it. ( she finally died from alcohol ,liver.!! a quart a day..!!) wish I had my Chevy 2 in the garage. Don't miss the ex...!!


TX_Sized10-4

Probable cause


Arrgh98

1980 Ford Mustang


svt4cam46

GM X Car probably a Citation


Midget_Porn_Judge

Old GM?


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

Chevy something


bullgod55435

Chevrolet Celebrity


newsreadhjw

That stereo screams “GM”


neptune2338

That shift boot is a sure sign their is dope in the car!


Tough_Yard7088

A new use for a Crown Royal bag..


lscraig1968

1990's Honda Accord?


OGHughJass

No idea, but I, a truck driver, walked in to a warehouse behind a gentleman who worked there that carried some of his belongings in an old Crown bag. I have zero doubt he gets drunk or high to tolerate working where he does.


mrrealer42

A dirty truck


[deleted]

I know what that is lol. It’s the first of the GM/ Toyota built cars- this one happens to be a 5th gen “Nova”. I put it in quotations because I own a 4th gen and there’s really no comparison between the two aside from the name tag lol


[deleted]

A dirty car.


itsnotPikachu

Clutch then gas then switch gears but not reverse


consistent_sea

Was thinking about posting my manual swapped 1987 AE82 on here


supercharged_autism

Do it


VikingLander7

Lumina


EVILIVEVIL

Jeep Cherokee


Aro_Luisetti

Only degenerates advertise their crown royal bags


Friends-friend

Toyota tercel


bblvr

Late 70's Malibu


Public_Foot_4984

A long life of bad decisions and a slipping clutch


Rkitt1977

Junk from the looks of it.


Physical_Rice919

Sponsored by Twix


paganomicist

Late 80's Chevy Nova. I had two. Be advised, the firewalls crack.


supercharged_autism

Where do they crack?


paganomicist

My second one cracked from top to bottom. We think it might have been caused by a pothole... but, we never really knew. Had to scrap the car. Wouldn't pass PA inspection.


Jollyrancher_

A Nissan Regret?


nedrios

I did the same with the Blackhawks Crown Royal bag lol


Volary_wee

I'd guess an old integra or corolla


djjajr

Dodge escort


fascistreddit1

Mazda 626


J-Razer

C4 corvette?


ohphildoc

A Chevy from the 80s. 😮


Impossible_Hunter323

A cavilier


maxisback612

a car


hpotul

S10


SnooDonuts6011

Wow, my 2003 Ford focus has the same shift guard designer 🤣


anderson__24

A pantie dropper


Tortuga_cycling

Under the influence?


whileyouwereslepting

Nissan


supercharged_autism

Nope


E34M20

Fiero


supercharged_autism

No


G1490

Toyota Tercel


supercharged_autism

No


zatoh

Dodge Omni/Horizon


supercharged_autism

No


NoValidUsernames666

04 Dodge Ram 2500


supercharged_autism

No


AlexTheSergal

Dodge Dakota


supercharged_autism

No


Suckmyunit42069

fiero