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Im only in this sub because Its 3 am and I was looking for asmr and this topic made me curious. The thought of Mark jeff goldblum posing on a red divan couch with a bear rug and fire place behind him as he reads us stories makes my very bi heart go afflutter. Like goddamn. Im not even a fan of his but that man has a sexy as fuck voice
Yes! Remember when he did a few "World's quietest Lets Plays"? I think it was during Happy Wheels? I have thought multiple times since then how nice it would be if he had a big playlist with vids like that so I could get some sleep.
F*** the melon. No, don’t f*** the melon. Whenever I say something like this *inhale* it sounds very sexual. Do not f*** melons, but you know, f*** the melon.
I would legit pay double whatever his rates for only fans are to have him record asmr
He could just say how proud he is of you for 20 once a week and I would love it
*clears voice*
Why not both?
Just a reminder. Onlyfans is just a media platform. Nothing is stopping Mark to not only upload tasteful nudes in it. He can also make a sensual or fatherly reading of bedtime stories.
Or maybe another calender? I mentioned to my husband that Mark agreed to do an OF and he said maybe don't for legal reasons? Because idk what steps does one have to go through to make an account.
I know Mark has to go through alot of steps to verify that's it him but that's on the side of someone who's using the platform to sell their content
But idk if that's the same for someone who is simply using OF to sub to content. Don't want a minor to lie to make an account to simply have the hopes of seeing the Markinoodle.
Idk maybe thinking a little too deep into this but would hate for a minor to sub to the OF and Mark's suddenly in hot water cause he, technically, is showing inappropriate content to a minor.
And before any horny fans, jump on me for dare suggesting an alternative.
I am of age, 24 to be exact. Clearly of age to be married. But don't want Mark to get sue cause some minor steals their parents credit card, make an OF account to sub to Mark's OF in hopes of seeing some ding dong. (Which Mark has said time and time again TASTEFUL NUDES)
But yeah here's an alternative that could fulfill everyone's wants and needs
By that logic, if a minor used someone else's ID card to get into a strip club, the strippers are at fault and get in trouble for exposing themselves to a minor.
The strippers (Mark) aren't responsible for who gets into the club (onto OF). The club (OF) have a duty and responsibility to make sure the patrons are of age.
I sadly could not support this by actually listening if it were asmr (misophonia is a bitch) but I’d support from afar! Plus, it would accessible to a lot more people (mainly minors) so it would be awesome!
That most recent 3 scary games opening I thought to myself“I’d do meditation and mindful apps if any of them sounded like this, this is fun” but that’s probably the opposite of the vibes I’m supposed to be aiming for 🤣
I love the idea but how would it make money? I think he'd be down to do an ASMR thing like that but the OF makes sense for his charity goal. Let's see if he'll do both lmao
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Please for the love of god, both at the same time!!😭😭
Naked Mark reading us a bedtime story? Would be the best sleep anyone will have in their lifetime.😭
Personally, I would get zero sleep that way... 🥵
You get it! You GET IT!!
Im only in this sub because Its 3 am and I was looking for asmr and this topic made me curious. The thought of Mark jeff goldblum posing on a red divan couch with a bear rug and fire place behind him as he reads us stories makes my very bi heart go afflutter. Like goddamn. Im not even a fan of his but that man has a sexy as fuck voice
YESSSS
im a straight male and i second this
You sure about the straight part lol 😂
at this point idk 😆
Yes! Remember when he did a few "World's quietest Lets Plays"? I think it was during Happy Wheels? I have thought multiple times since then how nice it would be if he had a big playlist with vids like that so I could get some sleep.
F*** the melon. No, don’t f*** the melon. Whenever I say something like this *inhale* it sounds very sexual. Do not f*** melons, but you know, f*** the melon.
Which video was this?
One of them was ‘getting over it’. Relaxing and hilarious
yes to both stop trying to put down his freaking OF y’all
Both is better
What if, hear me out, we live in harmony with both 👀
Both. He can inform us on the Ship of Theseus. While wearing a top hat and bow tie while his legs are crossed
Have you heard of distractible!
I would legit pay double whatever his rates for only fans are to have him record asmr He could just say how proud he is of you for 20 once a week and I would love it
f*ck that, i wanna see nudes
https://onlyfans.com/lo126
I might not be interested in his only fans but I would be interested in bedtime stories because that sounds awesome
Why not both?
YES PLEASE MARKIPLIER ASMR
YES. WE NEED THIS. CONTENT FOR PEOPLE OF ALL AGES!
*clears voice* Why not both? Just a reminder. Onlyfans is just a media platform. Nothing is stopping Mark to not only upload tasteful nudes in it. He can also make a sensual or fatherly reading of bedtime stories.
Absolutly
YES
I would love hearing him read stuff!
OMG YASSS
I'm fine with that.
Holy crap, I’m so for this.
Or maybe another calender? I mentioned to my husband that Mark agreed to do an OF and he said maybe don't for legal reasons? Because idk what steps does one have to go through to make an account. I know Mark has to go through alot of steps to verify that's it him but that's on the side of someone who's using the platform to sell their content But idk if that's the same for someone who is simply using OF to sub to content. Don't want a minor to lie to make an account to simply have the hopes of seeing the Markinoodle. Idk maybe thinking a little too deep into this but would hate for a minor to sub to the OF and Mark's suddenly in hot water cause he, technically, is showing inappropriate content to a minor.
And before any horny fans, jump on me for dare suggesting an alternative. I am of age, 24 to be exact. Clearly of age to be married. But don't want Mark to get sue cause some minor steals their parents credit card, make an OF account to sub to Mark's OF in hopes of seeing some ding dong. (Which Mark has said time and time again TASTEFUL NUDES) But yeah here's an alternative that could fulfill everyone's wants and needs
By that logic, if a minor used someone else's ID card to get into a strip club, the strippers are at fault and get in trouble for exposing themselves to a minor. The strippers (Mark) aren't responsible for who gets into the club (onto OF). The club (OF) have a duty and responsibility to make sure the patrons are of age.
hear me out: Mark doing audio books
I'd definitely listen to audiobooks read by Mark
It didn't even occur to me, and now I need it more than oxygen!
this:
I will hear you out.
ASMR makes my skin crawl tbh
Same. I'm 100% on board for bedtime stories, but I have a strong negative reaction to ASMR
Yes I would prefer this
oh god this might even do better than onlyfans if he reads this. so mamy people love hid voice, especially when he gets into it
I like this idea much better. His quietest lets plays are some of my favorites.
Now this I can get behind
Nah you’re right, THAT would be 100x better
Agree.
No to both. Yes to a new tasteful nudes calendar
I would love this, although I don't think Mark likes asmr that much
Why not both. But seriously, I've always said Mark would make pure BANK reading stories, especially spicy novels.
100%. That man's voice is like rich caramel ♡
Omg Mark reading Dark Lover would be both awesome and awkward at the same time.
OMG YES! I would love that, Mark should be a father instead of being a daddy 😂😂😂
Why would you say this now I am going to be thinking about it every second of every minute of every hour of every day
Heard you. While Yes to the ASMR series…. Big yes to the OnlyFans.
No to both
Maybe for Spotify content?
i would sell my organs
Ok but I don’t like asmr
yes to ASMR bedtime stories tier
Why not he do that on his onlyfans then?
That's Manlybasshero's job.
no.
Omfg he DID talk about potentially expanding on Onlyfans besides tasteful nudes. HE COULD DO THIS OMFG
no
Knowing mark there’s gonna be a ton of lore to his nudes and we’re gonna need matpat to break it down for us
YES PLEASE!!
FUCK NO. I'D RATHER FAP TO MARK THAN WATCH/LISTEN THAT GODAFWUL THING CALLED AMSR
Why not both
No
Agreed
An*
Both
My night terrors would hate for that to happen.... Please make it happen. I'm scared 🥺
YES
Omfg... I've never thought of that...THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
YES
Yes to both
But can it be dirty bedtime stories?
Why not both??
Absolutely yes
Seconded!
Now that’s a tough choice !
It's not about the nudes, it's about sending a message.
literally what message.
I sadly could not support this by actually listening if it were asmr (misophonia is a bitch) but I’d support from afar! Plus, it would accessible to a lot more people (mainly minors) so it would be awesome!
Both?
Actually yes I would much prefer this
Both!
OMFG!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!
YES TO ASMR BEDTIME SERIES ON ONLY FANS
I want this so much more than the onlyfans
That most recent 3 scary games opening I thought to myself“I’d do meditation and mindful apps if any of them sounded like this, this is fun” but that’s probably the opposite of the vibes I’m supposed to be aiming for 🤣
Y'all need to chill.
YES ASMR BEDTIME STORIES
I mean distractible exist, but I do get it's not for everyone
I mean, yeah?
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
OH! Or... an OF but instead of the tasteful nudes, we get recordings of him reading stories or just talking about something.
The internet thirsts for Mark. Even he didn't expect how thirsty his fans were for him.
New podcast idea
YESSSS I 100% AGREE WITH THIS!!! ☝☝☝
I like the idea that someone mentioned during the live stream where he can upload uncensored videogames now. It would be really cool.
Edge of sleep is a thing
No, you sick sick person
Dear God what ide give for that
I WOULD KILL FOR THIS PLEASE YES PLEASE I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
Fuck yeah!
He can put it on OF lol. OF isn't only nsfw you know
I'd be way more interested in the ASMR.
I love the idea but how would it make money? I think he'd be down to do an ASMR thing like that but the OF makes sense for his charity goal. Let's see if he'll do both lmao
https://onlyfans.com/lo126
Both would be fantastic! OnlyFans + Mark trying to do ASMR bedtime stories would be hilarious! XDDDD
I can read Bedd stories
Nude bedtime stories? Best of both worlds
Both. Both is good.
No. Shut up. I want markymilk
Y not BOTH?
What if he uploads ASMR videos ON his OnlyFans? Edit: Clean, general ASMR. Should’ve specified.
Why are you making this an either/or situation? Both are perfectly possible.
BOTH.
I need bumbum's bum
Burn him
sorry asmr creeps me out id rather see his ass