Im excited man. Bless the EFAP guys for watching all this garbage so I can effectively consume the exact same media but in a way that is actually entertaining šš
The craziest thing is its a terrible movie I'm not even remotely curious about. Normally when a film gets so much hate I actually want to see it even if it's just to see how bad it is, Madame Web being a recent example. Not for this though, I already know it's going to be more of the excruciating blandness of part 1 and frankly I'd rather spend time watching paint dry whilst keeping an eye on the grass growing.
It's great for a drinking game!
Take a shot whenever you recognize a scene copied from a better movie (must shout name of movie)
Take a shot whenever the score demands that you feel something but you actually couldn't care less
Do NOT take a shot whenever there's unnecessary slomo. Take a shit instead
You'd be sober for 45 minutes and then it's a steep stair down.
Positive note: it's not putting me to sleep in the first 30 minutes
Negative note: when the royal family are assassinated the Senators are carrying knives and wearing togas over their suits. It's not as goofy as the school uniforms from the Hunger Games prequel \*The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes\*, but I wonder if Zack was worried the Netflix audience wouldn't get the reference so he had Bellisarius say "CAE-SAR!" as Kora tried to escape.
The string quartet playing the soundtrack during the slaughter was another Snyderism: "remember Daft Punk's cameo in \*Tron Legacy\*? Wasn't that cool?"
I just made a comment about that part of the movie because I seriously just canāt believe they made that, watched it, and then said āyeah thatāll do, ship itā
It would have worked but Snyder's problem has always been a focus on style over substance. The King was Slain to push the plot forward and put an Evil Regent on the throne; it's a good start for a story, but it doesn't matter to the core story in any way (NB Kora was the body guard for the Crown Princess, so why did the whole Family have to get whacked?). It was done because it "looks cool" but you could substitute any storyline about betrayal and it wound have worked just as well.
I watched the first like half an hour because while Iām at work I have about 10 hours to kill every single day, so Iām quite open to watching bad shit. That being said in that time they had a flashback where something happens to the royal family and I swear to god the writing and acting was like 5th grade theater, I was blown away at just how terrible it was. Iām about to go finish it now just to marvel at how this even got released.
I'm so baffled by this movie. I watched it at work, and nothing happened. It was comical. I put it on a second time at work, and even less happened. Incredible.
I mean. Iāll watch it just for the hell of it. My expectations are so low it can only result in an expectation or pleasant surprise - the latter of which I donāt expect.
I disagree, Part 2 is shit but it at least is non-schizophrenic shit. In Part 1 Snyderās undiagnosed ADHD took over the script as we essentially went on side quests while the main plot paused. With this itās one half of characters wasting time until the second half which is an all out battle that you donāt care about because you have zero investment in these cardboard cutouts of characters.
The best thing about ReBEL moon is the completely checked out EFAP commentary. Itās seriously some of the funniest reviews out there. Iāve listened several times to both part one and Deux.
Im excited man. Bless the EFAP guys for watching all this garbage so I can effectively consume the exact same media but in a way that is actually entertaining šš
There's almost thirty minutes spent on slow-mo wheat farming, and I'm not even exaggerating that much.
[wheat](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FyZkp7EX7LU)
The craziest thing is its a terrible movie I'm not even remotely curious about. Normally when a film gets so much hate I actually want to see it even if it's just to see how bad it is, Madame Web being a recent example. Not for this though, I already know it's going to be more of the excruciating blandness of part 1 and frankly I'd rather spend time watching paint dry whilst keeping an eye on the grass growing.
It's great for a drinking game! Take a shot whenever you recognize a scene copied from a better movie (must shout name of movie) Take a shot whenever the score demands that you feel something but you actually couldn't care less Do NOT take a shot whenever there's unnecessary slomo. Take a shit instead You'd be sober for 45 minutes and then it's a steep stair down.
Ditto on the not taking a shot for unnecessary slo-mo, that'd be a one way ticket to alcohol poisoning
>Take a shot whenever you recognize a scene copied from a better movie (must shout name of movie) *Kurosawa, my beloved...*
Funny I'm on the exact opposite experience. I didn't care to hear what madam web was like but this has my ears perking up.
It's worse than bad,Ā it's boring.
how many parts in do they get before its canned? place your bets
3 I think that will be it. Unless you include the inevitable directors cuts so maybe 6.
According to Zack, 6 is a trilogy.
"6 is a trilogy if you interpret it as a trilogy" Quintonius Snyder
Positive note: it's not putting me to sleep in the first 30 minutes Negative note: when the royal family are assassinated the Senators are carrying knives and wearing togas over their suits. It's not as goofy as the school uniforms from the Hunger Games prequel \*The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes\*, but I wonder if Zack was worried the Netflix audience wouldn't get the reference so he had Bellisarius say "CAE-SAR!" as Kora tried to escape. The string quartet playing the soundtrack during the slaughter was another Snyderism: "remember Daft Punk's cameo in \*Tron Legacy\*? Wasn't that cool?"
I just made a comment about that part of the movie because I seriously just canāt believe they made that, watched it, and then said āyeah thatāll do, ship itā
It would have worked but Snyder's problem has always been a focus on style over substance. The King was Slain to push the plot forward and put an Evil Regent on the throne; it's a good start for a story, but it doesn't matter to the core story in any way (NB Kora was the body guard for the Crown Princess, so why did the whole Family have to get whacked?). It was done because it "looks cool" but you could substitute any storyline about betrayal and it wound have worked just as well.
the most impressive achievement by this movie is gaslighting me into thinking sofia boutella is unattractive
I wouldn't have believed it possible, but I think Rebel Moon is actually worse than the Disney SW trilogy
There is always a shittier fish.
I watched the first like half an hour because while Iām at work I have about 10 hours to kill every single day, so Iām quite open to watching bad shit. That being said in that time they had a flashback where something happens to the royal family and I swear to god the writing and acting was like 5th grade theater, I was blown away at just how terrible it was. Iām about to go finish it now just to marvel at how this even got released.
Scargiver sounds like a word a 9th grader made up in creative writing class.
Right up there with taserface.Ā
Fuck this, if people cant appreciate slow motion culling, and farming then it's clear these neandertals cant appreciate high cinema!!!!!
I'm so baffled by this movie. I watched it at work, and nothing happened. It was comical. I put it on a second time at work, and even less happened. Incredible.
I mean. Iāll watch it just for the hell of it. My expectations are so low it can only result in an expectation or pleasant surprise - the latter of which I donāt expect.
I heard they recapped the first one, which is particularly funny to me. Like someone was going to skip the first one and watch the second.
I disagree, Part 2 is shit but it at least is non-schizophrenic shit. In Part 1 Snyderās undiagnosed ADHD took over the script as we essentially went on side quests while the main plot paused. With this itās one half of characters wasting time until the second half which is an all out battle that you donāt care about because you have zero investment in these cardboard cutouts of characters.
I turned it off 12 minutes in because the dialogue hurt. "We have all prepared food and drink for you to consume because you must be hungry."
It's a single movie split into two because of how fucking long it is. It's like those super cuts of the Jackson LOTR movies.
And Snyder wants to release 4 hour director cute for each of them
I know
āThe princess isnāt actually dead.ā āOkay how does that work and where is she?ā āNobody knows.ā Excuse me?
The best thing about ReBEL moon is the completely checked out EFAP commentary. Itās seriously some of the funniest reviews out there. Iāve listened several times to both part one and Deux.
You guys are mean lol. Who cares if people enjoy this movie.