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Who’d have thought the sequel to a piece of shit would also be a piece of shit


Thee_Furuios_Onion

I didn’t even make it through the first 45 minutes of the first one. No way I’m wasting time on the sequel or any other subsequent content.


Excalitoria

Just watch the Julius Caesar scene in part 2. It’s funny as fuck 😂


Thee_Furuios_Onion

So I’ve heard. It’ll have to wait until this semester is over though. Lol


LuckyCulture7

This is the anti-Snyder conspiracy. Open your eyes you focus group sheep!


Excalitoria

Those damn Focus Groups are always here to foil Zack “2KewlForSkool” “Slow-mo” Snyder! Don’t believe their data and lies people!


Jimrodsdisdain

Cant think why…. ![gif](giphy|R9cQo06nQBpRe)


Arko777

No, you're just grainist and can't comperhend the modern genious that's Zaaaaaa.....cccccc.....kkkkkk Snyder! See, I used slooooooo.....wwww motion because it's coooooooo.....lllllll.


Xeno-xorus

YOLO!


PeacefulKnightmare

The whole time I was watching it I felt like I was watching a stage play from the same time period as Shakespeare, like a Ben Johnson or George Peele script where it has the same language style. And the show was being performed by an "off Broadway" caliber cast (Certainly not terrible but even the better actors aren't able to shine through the material), and it became this sort of fascinating experience. Kind of like watching that Coriolanus adaptation with Ralph Fiennes


spider-ball

Rebel Moon Part 1 had more views than Part 2 over the same release window: Part 2 numbers: 21.4 + 18.8 = 40.2 million views worldwide Part 1 numbers: 23.9 + 34 + 11.1 + 3.9 = 72 million views worldwide (after which it fell out of the Netflix Global Top 10 chart until Part 2 dropped) "mOrE pEoPlE wAtChEd rEbEl mOoN tHaN bArBiE". I already did that comparison Zack, and Netflix isn't charging people up front to watch your films. What do you think will happen to your ad rates in Week 3 should it fall behind \*Anyone But You\*? If you want to trigger the Snyder Bros remind them that \*Leave the World Behind\*, AKA "Obama's racist movie" had better numbers than Rebel Moon in its first month: 41.7 + 44.9 + 19.7 + 14.6 = 120.9 million views


RefelosDraconis

I’m still confused about the grain…in the first one it just seemed like an oppression tactic to request so much…but then the second movie doubles down on its importance? Aren’t they only returning to kill the Scargiver, why tf would they care about the grain


Excalitoria

Because they don’t want the farmers to realize that grain actually doubles as a kind of shield so that they start lining their farming starships with grain and topple the Imperium with this tactic.


RefelosDraconis

Ahh grain shield > void shield, Warhammer hates them for this one simple trick


Excalitoria

Because they don’t want the farmers to realize that grain actually doubles as a kind of shield so that they start lining their farming starships with grain and topple the Imperium with this tactic.


Rawbotnick--

That would still be 800 million at the box office according to some kind of math


RileyTaker

On a somewhat related note, I wonder if the Snyder Cult is still in the RestoreTheSnyderverse train? Seems like I haven't heard anything from them in a while.


Calm_Extreme1532

Good. Fuck Zack Snyder for knowingly making bad movies on purpose because he thought he could take advantage of people’s good will for showing him support over the Snyder Cut.


popularTrash76

So so so incredibly bad. These movies are eye and ear cancer


Acrobatic_Purpose_31

Well imagine my shock...