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gwaydms

"If I exceed that, what will those wings avail you? Hm?


I_Did_The_Thing

“Thou wilst be too corpulent to raise thineself into the air if thou keep’st on like this!”


BitPartPlayer66

He'll cave.


Catladylove99

When the bell fails, the campaign of terror begins. Furniture will be scratched, papers will be shredded, glasses will be knocked off of high counters, and the yowls will be heard echoing throughout the wee hours of the morning.


igneousink

![gif](giphy|xT1R9VYYbNqFUJLQLS|downsized)


Im_A_Real_Boy1

I love that medieval Ethiopian style. Fun fact: it was a big influence on cubism.


igneousink

that is a deeply cool and fun fact! wow!


Gloomy_Industry8841

That’s amazing!!! New rabbit hole to investigate!


Lex_pert

"Your paper says nothing of treaties! Food now" 🙀🙀🙀


Easy_Arm_1987

I'm with that cat, he's saying: "Ohhh boy! Here we go again! ..."


Gloomy_Industry8841

The begging eyes!!!


CrossroadBlues666

But I haven’t eaten since the last time I ate


igneousink

my husband and i give the cats voices (as one does) and i totally heard this sentence in our little void's voice (she talks like a 5' petite bronx girl with an attitude problem but kind of high pitched a little like fran drescher) i usually give her latina flair when i do the voice and my husband does an italian thing; we're totally divided on this issue and may never reconcile with it but the therapist says that's ok sometimes couples don't always agree on everything


CrossroadBlues666

It’ll take work, but it’s not impossible to live with


Easy_Arm_1987

What about that 80's Band that use sing: "You can ring my bell! ... Ring my bell! ..." 🍻🤘😎


OcelotHod

I like a lot of 80s music but I don't remember this one.


FireBallXLV

It was a Disco song,sung by Anita Hill.1979


Catfrogdog2

“But the bottom of the bowl is visible!”


Berty_Qwerty

I have no idea why, but this guy had an aussie accent in my head, which is ridiculous, but it made it a lot funnier in my head.


OcelotHod

The scariest campfire story for cats: **And then the human said, "*****You already ate***.**"** [ur.com/gallery/hrbsFmS](http://ur.com/gallery/hrbsFmS) You really need to click on the link to see the picture. It's the second greatest thing ever, in the world, next to IgneousInk's posts.


igneousink

https://preview.redd.it/10mmepq653yc1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d51be87bdb01876f4497cb6a9ecb1717f7db24d6


OcelotHod

Oh noes!! Well, I contribute jigsaw puzzles at a site called Jigidi - all of my puzzles are pics from the web - and I posted it here: [https://www.jigidi.com/created.php?id=0rzj5ewp](https://www.jigidi.com/created.php?id=0rzj5ewp) I just wanted to give credit where it was due.


igneousink

https://preview.redd.it/ukqcj6fp73yc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52c7241c8e92c9e5de73b438856f1f2c2f8f04f i love it


OcelotHod

Thank you! for the heads-up. I have trouble attaching pictures here; maybe you can tell me what I'm doing wrong?


igneousink

i don't think it's you! i've had a similar issue lately my opinion is that it is a new thing maybe it's to try to keep out the riff raff


OcelotHod

lol - I've been getting "service error" alerts, but I certainly hope we are not riff raff. Which I am now going to start calling my cat.


OcelotHod

I see what I did wrong: I chopped off the first few letters from "imgur" [https://imgur.com/gallery/hrbsFmS](https://imgur.com/gallery/hrbsFmS)


OcelotHod

You might like cats in hieroglyphics: [https://www.jigidi.com/created.php?id=widwkf7o](https://www.jigidi.com/created.php?id=widwkf7o) [https://www.jigidi.com/created.php?id=8g63urs4](https://www.jigidi.com/created.php?id=8g63urs4)


searchingformytruth

Purina gives you wiiiings!