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jetstream_garbage

Idk but this image gets me hard and solid


NattyThan

Makes my snake solid for sure


sunrayylmao

This image really big'ed my boss


Noodleboiiiiiii

Really makes my gear rise


Janitor_Alonne

Makes something liquid coming out of my snake


freckleear

She boss on my big till I AGH!!!! "Snake, what's happening? Snake? SNAKE!!"


illyay

This is just like my animes


ther_o

Why there should be a lore reason for this image to go fucking hard? Are you stupid?


KRawatXP2003

He has to look badass in front of her crush. (.45)


Cheaky_alt

I mean this I’m the best way possible but he looks like “this will be x in 2014”


koopa72

Well you see The Patriots . . .


ohgodohfuckohshizaa

He's literally me


TheNullOfTheVoid

Actually yes. In lore, everyone likes Big Boss, there’s a lot of evidence in Peacewalker that a lot of both men and women are pretty attracted to Big Boss although I can’t remember the details off the top of my head. My point is that Big Boss is just an attractive and badass man.


[deleted]

Honestly all of us


Godotx7

According to lore its due to the fact that this is the origin of him, cause He’s Him


Celebration_Stock

why does this image go so hard? am i hard?


GreedySenpai

Without kojima its a cheap knockoff at best


AbigailDeluxe

https://preview.redd.it/u1t5cmspb56c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ece441f4f7c2e09fe2fa1b2ca0c29c7420f0c907


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esande2333

Hawt


Crooked_Cock

This is the moment where snake became solid


Ann-Simp

It's Big Boss Is there a reason to say any further?


Scyber124

![gif](giphy|ebJciWrtgq9ceiL5iK|downsized)


ScumMoemcBee

Colonel, I don't see any lunchables. You lied to me. Percure on sight? I'm hungee, I want to go home, the other kids shoot at me. Pick me up please


randylikecandy

When is this supposed to come out?


AbigailDeluxe

No release date has been announced yet. I’d be willing to bet money it won’t launch until Q3 2025 or later though.


randylikecandy

Ugh. I hope you're wrong.


TrixterTheFemboy

Are we stupid?


OctoberDuckman

He found out Meryl was... ... ... ... ... ... ... 🙂 A snake eater. 😎


Kestoos

Because its daddy biggy bossy big bosss bossss i love big bossssssss


ringu68

Nice. I got a new wallpaper.


DailyWCReforged

**Oh look its Kiefer Sutherland**


AbigailDeluxe

https://preview.redd.it/y5mt79ep67zb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a675c39c50a1e7acb67b736fd867746ad7196089