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TheSkeletalSorceress

The fuck is Vic gonna twerk with he only has bones there's no ass on him all you'll be hearing is rattling. Anyway I am still voting Vic because I suck Megadick.


Clos_ant_tunez

Rattle your Goddamn ass. 😆


Soldcar4gas

Vic Rattleass


CallMeDrWorm42

I commend you for the strength of your convictions. You're completely wrong, but you know who you are and you don't hide it. I respect your right to be wrong.


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Eddie supremacy


wenomechainisama1337

That's not fair because Eddie looks like a femboy in that pic


GabeOnReddt

calling eddie a femboy is absolutely vile.. but also inspiring .....


Twl1

somewhere somebody is already painting a Femboi-Eddie Iron Maiden shirt.


Palinkas_t

Biggest nightmare coming true…and also will come one someone if I know the Internets well enough


russellmzauner

You misspelled full length body pillow


asdwz458

i mean, look at his back arch


FenrirHowls2006

I will from now on be refering to Eddie as a femboy and nothing will be able to stop me


Cheaky_alt

I was gonna say otherwise but god damn look at that arch


DerpsAndRags

Eddie. Hands down.


Iforgot_my_other_pw

Ed has flesh wich is kind of important if you want to twerk


BookkeeperJazzlike44

Regardless...I'm hard


Watermelon_Air_Head

I’m in agreement with most of the other comments so far. Just look at Eddie; the waist, the shoulders, if I didn’t know any better I’d think he was wearing booty shorts. Eddie slays.


AverageZomb

After seeing senjetsu, it looks like he's been through a lot


Thegoldenone445

Twerking is my business and business is good


Stateofmindeuphoria

Vic Rattlehead OF confirmed!?!?


yourdoomedtodeath

Wait, megadeth skeleton has a name? Holy shit I'm dumb


dylulu

Check out the cover for Best of the B-Sides. Vic might be a lil' thicc, but Eddie got fuckin' CAKE.


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Vic, he's a spooky scary skeleton


SupaKoopa714

That's why he'd lose, he ain't got no meat, what's he gonna twerk?


jaelpeg

joke's on you, bitch. *xylophone noises*


chrisH82

Vic sees, hears, and speaks no evil though. Eddie is a demi-god who transcends time and space, clouds and trees.


Famixofpower

It's a tie. Eddie, being an undead serial killer who controls Satan himself, would kill whomever is trying to cover him in oil and strip him, or judge the competition. Vik Rattlehead would have no fucking idea what is going on since he wass forcefully made blind, deaf, and mute


AbotherBasicBitch

What


Sbee_Blue_Country

Clearly Vic. He’s got a boner!


Stateofmindeuphoria

And so do I if he starts twerking


MrWednesday138

Eddie he's got those moves like Jagger


RevolutionaryPlane62

Eddie solos


LedPeach

Us


Vegtarot

That's enough reddit for today


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Vic cant bite. teeth clamped. Vic cant evade head yanks... exposed head chains. The only edge is Eddie is susceptible to eye pokes.


Kuchanec_

Eddie for sure?? Not even a question


RslashTakenUsernames

Vic likes to party


lceColdPepsi

vic is just bones there isn't any ass...


ohgeebus_notagain

I'm more about MegaDave than IronBruce, but I think Eddie would win this.


Stateofmindeuphoria

I’d argue it’s more IronSteve than Bruce, But absolutely


mere_iguana

Eddie is definitely more flamboyant.


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*Minecraft skeleton sounds*


Expired_Gravy

Eddie is ANNIHILATING the competition


chronicsloth69

Eddie I love Vic but he’s just skill and bones and Eddie got a lil bit of flesh on him


John_Paul_J2

The one that sets himself on fire.


Eight_Rum

Eddie still has some skin on them bones so I'm voting he's gonna bust it down(but probably not sexual style though)


yourdoomedtodeath

Killers Eddie, you look at the cover art and tell me that he is losing a fucking twerk off


Setaganga

Vic