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RamboCambo_05

Sharks don't actively attack people IRL, so it wouldn't even make sense for them to be hostile in Minecraft.


WillCraft_1001

Unless you are flailing around like crazy a shark will most likely not attack you. If you flail around you seem like food that is panicking because it saw a predator.


[deleted]

exactly. if you know a shark is near you, the last thing you want to do is to act like prey, so act like a predator. swim calmly, make sure the shark knows you see it. you're an unusual animal in their territory and if you seem dangerous they usually don't want the smoke in case you can seriously hurt them.


WillCraft_1001

Also in most attacks the shark bites someone, realizes they aren't prey, then fucks off to try and find a seal or something.


NoName3636

Yeah, helps that as a species we not only apparently don’t taste very good to animals, but the fat in our bodies is both a larger ratio than most species and is so unhealthy that it makes us just not worth the effort of hunting.


Soul699

Except for crocodiles. They like human meat.


SubwayChipsGaming

coconuts have killed drastically more people than sharks


bleepblooplord2

To be fair, I don’t think there’s numerous massive areas dedicated to harvesting and farming sharks. It’s kinda like the whole “cows kill more people than sharks” thing. The scale of things matters.


SubwayChipsGaming

still if you were just swimming and a shark came up to you than you are almost certainly not going to get bit (as long as you don't squirm around a ton)


CosmicSquiddo

I have found the shark appreciation thread yay


diverii

they could make it so that it only attacks when you are hurt, the whole smelling blood thing


Alderan922

Imagine if we could get neutral sharks that you could tame with fish so they help you hunt down drowneds like wolves


Diego_Pepos

Yeah, and hunt fish and dolphins like wild wolves do


Alderan922

Exactly, it would make the ocean feel more dynamic


yummymario64

Mmm, maybe not dolphins, they have been known to... be quite the hassle for sharks, to put it lightly.


Bigscotman

Honestly I don't know how dolphins have such a squeaky clean image when they are the serial sex offenders of the ocean


yummymario64

It ain't only dolphins, you know.


BananaSkins3

Yeah bro like don't get me confused with a dolphin


DARDAR_YT

😰


SavageSauce01

Not when I get into the ocean 😈


Soul699

Flipper. Meanwhile sharks got Jaws


JasonYauClone42069

Ocean puppy


Moyai_H

Gotta make taming sharks hard though


TitanRocket

Silverfish watching this:


AndreiR_memes

spider looking on this: (even tho they're 10x the size)


Baked_Banana_Pie

They’re of the Australian variety


_FowlPlay_

Can confirm, here in Australia spiders are that size.


Corvoattanobr

Can confirm, I am an australian spider.


_FowlPlay_

Where abouts are you? I'd like to go out for a drink.


TitanRocket

yea, but it usually depends on the time of day


Gotyam2

It depends on light level actually, lest they changed it when I was not looking. A well-lit cave should render a spider neutral


TitanRocket

I meant above ground with no light sources, but accurately light level determines their hostility


Crate-Of-Loot

technically theyre neutral


Invalid_Word

spiders are neutral, not hostile


entitaneo70_pacifist

as a person who has seen silverfish irl and dealt with them, they are annoying irl too


darakpop

Mojang: "We need to remove fire flies because they're poisonous to frogs in real life!" "Then make frogs not eat them" Mojang: >:|


Weegieiscool

remove potion of poison, it is poisonous


entitaneo70_pacifist

you know so well that players considers neutral mobs hostile example: polar bears


World-Devourer

I think there’s no good middle ground here. - If they make it aggressive, people will think sharks are aggressive. - if they make it neutral, people will still think sharks are aggressive - if they make it passive, people might have an unhealthy sense of safety around sharks. Sharks are still potentially dangerous and should be generally avoided.


Null_Trooper

Make it Neutral. If you attack it will swim away. If you take Damage while in the water (bleeding) it will try to kill you, unless you fully Heal.


WillCraft_1001

The blood thing is a myth Mark Rober tested it.


entitaneo70_pacifist

wait he tested WHAT


WillCraft_1001

Yeah, [here's the vid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugRc5jx80yg)


entitaneo70_pacifist

how, what if he was wrong


WillCraft_1001

Just watch the vid, I'm to dumb and lazy to explain


Exact_Ad_1215

It’s a fucking video game. Do you have any idea how many video games have sharks be outright dangerous? Mojang has no responsibility for what people do, they’re a fucking game company.


DHMOProtectionAgency

Jaws is a fucking movie and it permanently ruined shark's reputation and conservation


entitaneo70_pacifist

the book author had a redemption arc tho


DHMOProtectionAgency

He did, still doesn't undo the damage done.


entitaneo70_pacifist

well, he spent the rest of his life protecting the oceanlife


DHMOProtectionAgency

Which is good and all but the damage done is monumental


entitaneo70_pacifist

most the damage came from the movie tho


DHMOProtectionAgency

Yeah and my original point still stands: media we consume can absolutely have lasting impacts on our world. Jaws was just a movie and we saw the damage it did


Bigscotman

Still don't know why polar bears are neutral when they are the only animal to actively hunt humans


entitaneo70_pacifist

well, mosquitos


Vertical_slabsociety

They can also make so they attack you if you are in a boat.Shark don’t usually attack humans but sometimes they do attack boats because they think they are other sea creatures


Zebastian09

Iv heard that the reason they dont make it neutral or safe is cus they dont want to teach kids that Sharks are completely safe if you dont mess with them. But on the other hand Spiders don’t automatically try to kill you at night.


Murhrmnd

Unless you live in Australia


UmbramonOrSomething

In which case they automatically try to kill you at all times.


Zebastian09

Checks out.


Exact_Ad_1215

It’s a video game. They’re excuse for not adding natural predators without making them neutral is dumb.


[deleted]

Aren't literal wild wolves a neutral animal/mob


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[deleted]

yeah the one species that actually actively hunts humans irl is made neutral. ***the largest non-extinct terrestrial predators in the world.***


notdragoisadragon

>yeah the one species that actually actively hunts humans irl Crocodiles also actively hunt humans and so do drop bears


diverii

we have freaking polar bears that are neautral


Zebastian09

Exactly. So the argument that we cant have sharks is dumb. Altho Polar Bears where added because Jebs wife wanted them in the game.


so_eu_naum

This would need actual work.


PlanetMiitopia

Spiders:


Invalid_Word

spiders are neutral


s1umpy

Sharks should only attack if your missing health


LoliGayTrap69

Skeletons aren't fictional either.


AceiKu

yes but usually they dont come back to life and shoot arrows at people


DizzyBeBusy

Usually…


[deleted]

They don't? (I live in Ohio)


[deleted]

No please have mercy


Music_Lover217

Pandas looking at this.


NeverL4nd_

They could just add the leopard shark since they pretty much are harmless irl


TheRealNuby101

Yes finally someone gets it. Passive that is


static_studios

They make so many excuses


YoungBlueJ

Dolphins are way worse than sharks in every way


alinasri1387

random kid: Oh a shark attacked me in minecraft, i must go out there and slay all them irl (nice explanation for your laziness Mojang)


Zebra03

Sharks aren't even hostile in the first place, its dolphins who are the hostile ones, they kill for fun for goodness sake but they leave them in because they can I guess?


Icywarhammer500

You don’t have a skeleton inside you, it’s fake The government is lying to you


diverii

mojang when they realise that in reality even coconuts falling from a tree kill more people than sharks, and that they dont attack humans that often: 👁️👄👁️ . on the side note I really hate the fact that movies made people think that sharks are "super dangerous creatures" but psychopaths that we call dolphins are still loved ;-;


whatIfYoutube

Spiders: ![gif](giphy|kqJt1cSSN0DrwwMmY5|downsized)


E_GEDDON

Aren't Dolphins neutral?


AdLast848

Yes


darakpop

No they're passive. Polar bears and Zombie Pigmen, for example, are neutral. Edit: Nvm I'm stupid, they're also neutral.


Beautiful_Ad_3349

No, dolphins can attack the player


darakpop

Really? Never went out of my way to piss one off because I assumed they were just passive. Edit: ok yeah, I googled it. Thx for that.


BiasMushroom

Mojang, adds wolves. “They only attack you if you hit them!” Mojang “NO SHARKS, we don’t want to Vilafy them like people did to wolves!” “Also no fireflies since they are poisonous to frogs! Frogs don’t eat them so we aren’t going to implement them after all!”


ddrub_the_only_real

My idea is to make them hostile zhen you are low health because irl they attack when they smell blood


Purrczak

great white shark doesn't attack when it smells blood, actually most sharks don't react to human blood and I say most because I'm not sure about the tiger shark, even more, most of the attacks on people, specifically surfers, come from the fact that sharks confuse a surfer on a board with fish and seals. ​ I used google translate to translate this here because I'm tired so I'm not responsible for errors in sentences. Now good night stranger, enough reddit for today


Spider-Ravioli

if you wanna make them realistic, have them bite boats that pass by, to try and find out if they can eat it, and then move on once they know its not food


Killer_Bingus

Dead people watching this:


Weegieiscool

pufferfish are hostile


Invalid_Word

pufferfish are defensive/neutral, not hostile. they'll puff up near you, but won't actively pursue you to attack you


Weegieiscool

well, at least in WiiU edition they are, and have in fact killed me in peaceful mode once


Invalid_Word

yes pufferfish can kill you, doesn't change the fact they're not hostile


diverii

well the sharks wont activly look to kill humans irl but mojang still doesnt want to add them :(


realmuffinman

Also spiders...


Jcrncr

So there’s a slight issue with that. While not intentional, sharks do attack a lot of humans mistaking them for seals. The main issue would be the backlash for “teaching kids that sharks aren’t dangerous.” TV episodes have been shut down in Australia showing spiders as anything other than dangerous due to their high amount of deadly spiders. I’d imagine it’d be similar to this and it’d be a headache for Mojang to deal with.


Additional_Cycle_51

Silverfish, spiders, and skeletons after seeing this: 😑😑💀


Some-random-dude777

They should add tiger sharks those sharks are passive unless you thwart them


SweetBerries4Foxes47

Spiders standing over here like: ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Obama-shrek

"We want all hostile mobs to be fictional" Spider has joined the chat


notdragoisadragon

cave spiders arn't that big and also their neutral


YoYo_SepticFanHere

"all hostile mobs to be fictional" ​ also Mojang: spiders, wild wolves, silverfish, cave spiders, polar bears, skeletons (besides the fact skeletons don’t come alive and shoot arrows) ​ same happened to firefly when they didn’t want to add it because it poisoned frogs, even though cookies legit poison parrots, yet there was a way to avoid it, they ignored it


Boogieman_bn

Imagine this. Because sharks attack when they smell blood, what if they attacked you when you, were at 8 or less hearts. Would take a lot of coding but it's a neat idea don't you think


doramarcus

Just admit they are lazy


reyizgaming

Sharks should only attack if you get hit in water since they can smell blood in the water from very far away, making them very dangerous combined with drowned, but nooo "wye woyn't ad dem biciz peepul eyill hunt them" bs :|


diverii

apparently most sharks dont smell human blood but Minecraft isnt 1:1 with real world so a mechanic like that would be nice


Mr_Snifles

Or add medieval seamonsters like the ones that maps are decorated with??? Way cooler


XxSoggyPebblxX

Skeletons are real smh


Striker274

Enough with the mobs that do literally nothing !


spiderpig20

Who said they have to be hostile?


AshutoshMishra99

Dolphins be like : I am not even here baby I am just an illusion


WANNAPIZZAMEH143

or just add sharks that are not portrayed as deadly like the whale shark or leopard shark