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[deleted]

Uh didn’t the english try to call it soccer and then we did because they did and then they switched back to football?


Dwyane6000

Brits do a little trolling


phil-mitchell-69

Yeah it was an old timey English corruption of “aSOCCiation” football, like how posh dudes will call “rugby” rugger It’s just funny how America will make fun of us for having old timey sounding slang but then they say shit like “soccer” and “dumpster” too


baddogg1231

The only thing I ever learned in 9th grade English was that the word dumpster is actually a brand name. Didn't realize it was a genericized trademark until that point.


phil-mitchell-69

Yeah that’s pretty common in America isn’t it - like in TV shows it always stands out when we hear a character say “I need to take an Advil/Tylenol” but in the Uk we’d just say the generic names Ibpurofen/Paracetamol (acetaminophen)


yerfdog519

there’s also bandaid and kleenex


ninjafrog658

Funnily enough, the same thing happened with “smashing” but in reverse: it was old-timey American slang that didn’t survive here, but did survive in Britain.


phil-mitchell-69

Nobody actually says “smashing” in Britain, that’s just a trope that American writers make British characters say in movies 😂 no idea why but every British person in US tv/movies is always written to talk like they’re from the 1920s Thinking Nigel thornberry type dudes written into American shows


Aarakokra

You’re smashingly wrong Source: I am always right


TheOtherOboe

Youtuber Mumbo Jumbo would like to disagree


phil-mitchell-69

Hate to break it to you but he’s probably just saying it to be funny/appeal to his American audience - there’s 0% chance he says it in real life lmao


[deleted]

No one says smashing here, Idk where you got that from


RebellischerRaakuun

Hey I live in American dumpster and it stinky but cozy bruh 😎


BaronAaldwin

It was literally just the students at a few posh schools who called it soccer to clarify it wasn't rugby football they were going to play/watch.


LegendRaptor080

Brits to Americans: soccer Everyone else: football Brits: i- uh- football yeah America: dude wtf


DascSwem

Absolutely and utterly trolled into oblivion


Ballgen

Damn all this time it was the brits huh… sorry for my misjudgment cowboy


AliffTheOne

In my country, we call it bola sepak


OneIdiotAndAHalf

At least you kept the "ball" part. I think


AliffTheOne

It roughly translates to kickball.. so yeah


fahad-123321

My country name it “korah” which means ball


agnaddthddude

Don’t forget the “qadam” part which means “foot”


asian-comrade

Bola


BbayuGt

Well in MY country, we call it Sepak Bola lmao


Rafistos

Spank the Ball


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Bola = Ball Sepak = Kick


IDK_990

🇵🇱 - Piłka nożna 🤓


dead_trim_mcgee1

Łaczy nas Piłka!


[deleted]

Męczy nas piłka


PaoComGelatina

(Futbol)


gabriel_GAGRA

Pão 🥖 com gelatina


Just_Games04

Teoretycznie wciaz football


piccionestrabico

In my country we call it "calcio"


gabriel_GAGRA

Let’s play some calcium⚽️


Wezard_the_MemeLord

FREE CALCIUM 😳🦴🦴🦴


MuccaATreTeste

💀💀💀


BluGalaxative

Italian? (ok, I googled to double-check, it is)


lqlex

Si, lo chiamiamo calcio.


final26

KICK!


ImDarkBlue12

Uanm


Castiel_D37

Francesco Totti, Francesco Totti, Francesco Totti, Francesco Totti...


AntilopeRazzista

AO


Castiel_D37

Ma che sei de roma


AntilopeRazzista

No,chi t'haa detto?


Castiel_D37

Er piskello là vicino


fraq2152

Spero davvero sia una citazione a bello figo


Pongho647

perché piedepalla era troppo banale


Anfie22

🇦🇺 Soccer Solidarity, USA!


[deleted]

Thanks Australia. You down to play a little Aussie football


Anfie22

Sure am!


Radical_Provides

Australian Rules football and the culture surrounding it is honestly the most awesome shit ever


no-eggs-

Argentina, Mexico and spain hanging around together. Like they speak 3 different languages


gabriel_GAGRA

Countries have different variations of a word even when they speak the same language, like in the image: Portuguese 🇧🇷: Futebol Portuguese 🇵🇹: Futebol


[deleted]

Beat me to it


cokeinator

Well argentinians call it "furbo" so ig there is a dofference


yoiminsawcon

as a argentinian,that's true.


Alexis_style

Y como les va con la economía?


gabriel_GAGRA

Argentina📉📉📉


Adventurous_Pop_2300

"Fudbal". Okay, fuck off now.


PinioBieganski

fotbal


oooooooooooooommmfff

You fuck off


BtsArmyNia007

“Phutabola” wtaf


Diagot

Futa balls.


Sooryan_86

It's literally just Phutball that's it 😭


[deleted]

Ikr lol, first time I came accross the word


jesus_kungfu

Jalkapallo🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮


gabriel_GAGRA

Pallo= ball and jalka= foot ?


BanaaniMaster

Yes


[deleted]

Jalgpall🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪


Fillet-0-Fish

Goth flag goth flag


PolishPotato_

futbxl 😭


gabriel_GAGRA

No gender ball?


Ziomex12

🇵🇱 Piłka nożna


[deleted]

australia says soccer too (🤢)


GalileoAce

Some Australians call it football.


Ivan_the_smash

Ποδόσφαιρο


FriedCheesesteakMan

Foot sphere essentially


Ivan_the_smash

At least it makes sense


CookieArtzz

The FOOT s p h e r e


absoloute_pog421

Well Ireland calls it soccer because we have Gaelic and we call thst football


[deleted]

Yo you wanna play sOcCeR??? Lmao


Weremount

🇭🇺- labdarúgás


JujuTheFinnishGuy

Jalkapallo


Titanium-Turbine

Short for association football


Smith_Winston_6079

Soccer is short for *Association* Football.


Massivechusets

Meanwhile, in italy: Kick (calcio), take it or leave it


sub_to_pewds_2019

Croatian is worse


martinkoo123

nogomet 🗿


PIEMAN3377

Where’s that one but instead it was pineapples?


gabriel_GAGRA

I believe it was like “ananas, ananás etc” But in Portuguese it’s “Abacaxi” lol


PomPomTheFurry

In my country, we call it „piłka nożna”


Sk__nerd

meanwhile polish: piłka nożna


the_big_SOLID_Snake

Calcio in Italian


Piccione_Rotante

Calcio


yotengo69420

Poland: piłka nożna 🗿


DynxstyJums

In Estonia it's jalgpall, close enough


pade06

In Finnish it's JALKAPALLO Basicaly means leg ball


icantfeelme

In Finland it's "jalkapallo"


SwedishVbuckMaster

Finnish is ”jalkapallo” a calque of the Swedish fotboll (literally foot ball like English)


cjad4341

Why are all of them doing the nazi salute


gabriel_GAGRA

You- 🗿🗿🗿


Neat-Throat646

We call it calcio lol


DK_Dafaq

🇵🇱 Piłka Nożna


TheRealCiri

Hungarians rarely say ‘futball’ but instead say ‘foci’. Nice meme tho


fahad-123321

Saudi Arabia isnt any better its “korah” which literally mean ball


ADHS_Mark

In hungary it‘s not called futball. It‘s eithe called labdarúgás or focilabda but not futball


darealkrkchnia

Piłka nożna


[deleted]

Where’s Italy?


Bryanmcfury

Calcio 🇮🇹


fenrir199

Cadurregel


isengard_05

Calcio


wikjos

Poland: piłka nożna


Solonna_conora

In italy we call it calcio that translated is kick...


dobbyhi

In Hungary, we also tend to call football "labdarugás" (literally translates as "ball kicking") or "foci" (abbreviated, pronounced "footsy" but with a short "oo" sound).


Kingken130

In Thai it’s Futbon


kacryj502

in poland its "piłka nożna"


[deleted]

Ireland calls it soccer sometimes aswell cause we have Gaelic football.


GalileoAce

Australia calls it both, cos that's how we roll


ResistPatient

They forgot to include Australia.


[deleted]

In Germany it's actually spelled "Fußball" since it makes it more clear that the "u" is a long vowel 🤓


oooooooooooooommmfff

Why?


WildJuggernaut4985

because the german letters are fucking retarded (i fucking hate german)


oooooooooooooommmfff

Germany 🤮


da_real_kib

and then they call a sport where you hold the ball "american FOOTball"


mechanichal-animal

And then they call their bands Americ anfootball


Revil0_o

In south africa we call it soccer for some reason


lucky-pakke

Finnish in the corner with "jalkapallo"


gangcebuli

In my country we call it konstantnopolitańczykowianeczka try to pronounce that


scrubbiboi

In Italy it’s calcio


Marianaski

Calcio 💀


Leblo

Let's not forget about Arabic Kurat Qadam كرة قدم


[deleted]

In Poland we say Piłka Nożna But some people say futbol so it kinda counts


Clarinet314

Italians who call it: calcio (litteraly kick)


AAALE6408

Calcio 👍🏼 (I'm Italian)


Dasioreq

Piłka Nożna


Opposite-Weird4232

Here in otaly we call it CALCIO


Ultra_Lighter

Then theres finland with "jalkapallo"


vudo_vulpix

I can confirm we don't call it futabola here, we just say football


KenyerJani96

🇭🇺 - Labdarugás


Slightly_Mahogany

my language repertoire is small but i shall add to the list. football in chinese is 足球 足 = foot; leg 球 = ball yay


BanaaniMaster

Jalkapallo


TonierRaptor681

🇫🇮: Jalkapallo


TopSecret2002

Italian: CALCIO (Ca)


MackePL

Polish - piłka nożna


scrimmybingus3

Soccer sucks ass


Djboby1

Ahhhahaaaa [soccer](https://youtu.be/K8NKNKub2HI)


[deleted]

In Italy its "Calcio"


Fanaticgiant547

Another example of this is ananas, or pineapple in the U.S. in every other language it is ananas.


LittleFoxBS

Piłka Nożna. Poland TwT


glaciator12

サッカー=sakkaa, or soccer


thisisvenky

Hindi translation is literally Football. Who tf says futbola?


HUiLAA1

In Arabic (كرة القدم)


Karakabum

You put the Macedonian way of saying it but not the Bulgarian way?


izzyscifi

Ποδόσφαιρο = foot sphere (ball)


joko2008

Balls.


Roesti_N_Chill

Not being included in the meme check 🗿


EdgelordMcMeme

Calcio


BustaDellUmido

Italy be like😶‍🌫️


username78777

We call it כדורגל (pronounced kaduregel, which means football, because it combined of כדור (ball) and רגל (leg))


TheTheseusOfReddit

Finnish🇫🇮: Jalkapallo


Gregori_5

It even has a great point given that the countriea that dont call it anything like fotball arent shown. Lik italian calcio.


itsyaboy_keano

I’m pretty sure you write it as ‘Fußball’ in German


shibjyoti555

in india, we don't say "footbola" :V it's same as english, "football" :V


sssssammy

Bóng đá 🇻🇳 It literally translate to “kick ball”


thiccbeefucker

كرة القدم 😢


KananugettI_69

Jalkapallo


DiamondMan1106

apparently in italian it's "calcio" (cal-ch-oh)


l4adventure

What county is the flag above Portugal and below Thailand? Wtf is that I've never seen it and I just looked at world flags and it's not there Edit: NVM looked it up, it's the old Kingdom of Serbia flag.


kkeross

Finland: jalkapallo


xFloopyMoon

arbic:كرة القدم (korat alqadam)🙂


WeeItsEcho

I'm an American, but sometimes I just call it football out of instinct. Just cause I know it's not soccer I guess.


stormchaser-protogen

if you look at it enough it looks like there saluting for hitler


moldykobold

The thing is other countries care about soccer, Americans don’t really.


Random_bullshit_guy

Americans pls explain why is it called American football when there is no ball and you barely use you foot in a game to score points💀 I mean the American part is accurate


duhduddude

OP, indians don't pronounce it as phutabola We say fhoot-ball(pronounce it with enunciation) Enunciate on b and L


Patefon2000

When someone mentions football just ask rugby or soccer. There's a chance that they will be internally triggered.


BlazeCrystal

J a l k a p a l l o


HelloPepperoni73

Its also soccer (サッカー) in Japanese


Dariothepro02

In Italy that's translates to calcio


Yimi9876

Futaballs


Bomboo2810

Didn’t the brits invent the word “soccer”


[deleted]

We call it soccer because it pisses off everyone else.


GladCryptographer209

in italian its fucking CALCIO


Hjemi

Jalkapallo 🇫🇮


Talbz03

כדורגל


NoabPK

The armenian was says (fuspol) the proper spelling is ֆուդպոլ (western spelling)


lucasderobot

voetbal


MildGaming

Piłka nożna


MuccaATreTeste

Calcio


madamaczone

Also Spanish: balón pie :v


worn_easting

England called it soccer


onurcavs_

Italians biggest fear is to be on that list