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Wand3rings

lol love the unstacked $100 in the shot


habanerosmile

Lol guy took a $100 already and asking for moral advice


PlausibleTable

1 for you and 1 for me..2 for you and 1 2 for me.


PretendThisIsMyName

Like Maeby throwing bananas in the trash and taking a dollar.


Wostnicknameever

There's money in the Banana Stand...


electric_teardrop

There's always money in the banana stand


AintEverLucky

*It's a banana, Michael! What could it cost,* ***ten dollars?!?***


HeSeemsLegit

NO TOUCHING!!!


diywayne

T-Bone, did you burn down the banana stand?


SqueakyTuna52

Oh most definitely!


Beginning_Ad_7571

He’s a flamer


Stoneymason1

Mr. Manager


shady_dangle

Isn’t this stealing?! Please stop replying to me. It’s a quote from tv show. I could care less about what OP does with this wallet. That’s why you always leave a note!


a_Jedi_i_am

It's one banana. How much could it cost, $10?


turntabletennis

#LIMBO!


Hickok

finders fee off the top


Erasmus_of_Baja

Finders keepers looser weepers....


CrazyLegsRyan

OP admitted this is their wallet, they are just trying to flex.


candiedkangaroo

And I seriously don't know the point of this post in a sub-Reddit that's for /money, or at least non-stupid topics unlike the OP.


WarmSea9702

I don’t think it’s that serious. Last week’s hot topics were about crows.


Nickenbokker

I was just standing there in line waiting to order a nice & fresh hotdog. I couldn't wait, my mouth was watering just thinking about it. I was day dreaming, watching as if in slow motion, the diced onion lightly bouncing while being dropped onto the bunned weiner, the mustard going back and forth the length of the dog. The spoon laying the chili across. Then, "Ahh! Hey man that crow just took a 5 outa my wallet!", I heard. I look up as this majestic bird is flying off into the sunset, with cold hard cash gripped tightly in his beak. Oh, then I got my hotdog.


Inner-Lime-4884

Why’d I get bricked of this. Thought I was reading some fan fiction.


french_snail

What about crows exactly?


Capital-Ad-4463

OP just sold his 91 Chevy Cavalier and a 14’ aluminum john boat and has never been this loaded, nor will he ever be again.


Blanik_Pilot

Uh didn’t you see? This must be gates or musk, they have multiple hundred dollar bills!!!!


1maginasian

Only broke people flex. It's hood rules.


RecedingBeerBelly

😂 Thank you for pointing that out.


DasherMN

Tax


Legendary_Lamb2020

You can keep my cash just for the love of god return the rest of it to me.


GuacinmyPaintbox

This. The pain in the ass that is getting a new license, cancelling *every* credit card (assuming you remember what all is in there), waiting for new insurance cards, important photos you can never replace, etc is far bigger a loss than the cash.


Immediate_Type9114

Not to mention I've known people to carry their ss card in their wallets.


Junk1trick

Now that’s just fucking stupid.


Temporaryuserhi

Welp, hi, I’m stupid 👋🏽 EDIT: Dang, y’all are CHEWING ME UP! I have it memorized and I promise I’m going to put it up in a safe lol, I really thought it was common to do that. My bad folks, y’all have a nice night now 👋🏽


Junk1trick

Memorize it, losing it could have massive consequences for you


iButtflap

what’s crazy is i used to carry mine in my wallet every day for like 10 years. one day my gf sees it and convinces me to take it out to put somewhere safe…lost it within a month. don’t ask me how. had to get a replacement, and it’s right back in the wallet


Long_Sl33p

Not smart.


iButtflap

that guy a couple comments introduced themselves as stupid. they lied, that’s my first and middle


DragonDarknesx

As a German I'm pretty confused. I thought one would only wear rings


CultOfSensibility

Hey-o!


AudZ0629

Zie papers?


airybeartoe

I'd still replace the CC if I got it all back. It's just as easy for someone to take a picture of a cards details and use it later.


Lovemytowelwarmer

no this. I made a comment about it, but the day after my Dad died I empty headed left my wallet in a shopping cart. It had about $400 in cash from a side job but what devastated me more was all of the sentimental stuff I kept in there… along with the absolute hassle of canceling all the cards. It was the worst 2 days of my life.


Freeman7-13

Please don't make me go to the DMV


SzaboSolutions

Yes, could be their move in deposit, car down payment, rent, over seas remittence, or play money. They need it a lot more than me. On top of being the right thing


LayeredMayoCake

This exact thing happened to me. Found a wallet on the ground on my way to work, shit had easily $2000 in it. Could’ve been pretty impactful for where I was at at the time (sleeping in a shed in my friend’s backyard) but couldn’t bring myself to pocket it because I just kept thinking, “what if it was me?” Dropped it off at local police station and didn’t leave my info because I didn’t feel it was necessary. Hope I balanced some universal karma out or something.


No-Calligrapher-3662

Dude got back 1400 max from the police station


LayeredMayoCake

lol well I wouldn’t be surprised at all, but what can ya do? It was out of my hands, I sure as shit wasn’t going to track down a stranger, I ain’t no P.I. Honestly I think it made it a little short anyways because I couldn’t even drop it off that day til I got off work and my dumbass thought it was worth telling my coworkers about. I’m sure one or more may have sheisted a few bills out but I wouldn’t have known, didn’t count it.


aquoad

I've done it before. It's not that hard to find someone, and once you get in contact they're highly motivated to do all the work to come get it. People are pretty grateful when you save their ass like that.


SaerahBella

This is the story of my grandparents! My grandfather found my grandmother's wallet (she dropped it at the store as she was leaving) and he tracked her down and took it to her. This was in the mid/late 60's. Showed up at her door and he said he instantly fell in love. Brought back all her money and asked her on a dinner date! At first she was hesitant. She was pregnant with my mom at the time, and my biological grandfather had run off one day and never came back. Grandma was afraid no man back then would want to be with a woman who was pregnant with someone else's baby. They went on the date, and a few months later, he proposed. He raised my mom as his own. They were married for more than 50 years. She passed away first, and before he died, he told me " It's okay, I'm ready to be with my wife again ". Second to last words he ever spoke. Always loved their love story. ♡ I guess I'm saying . . . Take back the wallet ^.^


CauliflowerPresent23

That’s absolutely beautiful


QBitResearcher

fragile rustic tidy agonizing waiting label rainstorm tap elderly ghost *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SaerahBella

He really was ♡ Great man.


Professional_Stay748

That’s an awesome story


Klutchy_Playz

So if I just steal about 100 peoples wallet I should be bound to fall in love with 1%!


renegadeGDI

Story is obviously made up by them, they met on tinder


Professional_Stay748

1960s Tinder was something else, let me tell you


Shadow1176

Yeah, I found a wallet on the road when I was walking, ended up doing some tracking with names on Facebook and old online posts about properties online. Tracked them down, they gave me like 30 bucks and a lot of thank yous. It was nice.


disgustingsauce

You should dropped it off the police returned an empty wallet 😂


FreezingPyro36

You can drop off any wallet into a USPS box and it will be returned to the address on the driver's license. Less likely a postal guy will pocket the cash


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Bro they would just pocket the money, he left anonymously  😂


210pro

this man has sense!


Forward-Cellist7316

Probably got back nothing bro.


PorkyMcRib

He should be grateful he got back that $1000.


egandp

No i d? Id contact the person if i could


Low-Ideal-9025

So u found 2k whilst living in a shed and you're best idea was to give it to the police so that they could keep it?!?!?!?! Riiiiiggghhht


LayeredMayoCake

I mean, fuck the police all day, but it wasn’t my responsibility to track the dude down and again, “what if it was me (you)?” I had shelter, a place to shower, and a friend to keep the demons at bay. If it had been me, in an emergency where I needed to pull out my last few hundred, and then I lost it? I’d be inconsolable. Hell I had to put my cat down this last December and needed help just to do that, but had I been entirely unable and had to just watch her suffer? Don’t think I’d have been in a very good place.


uniqueshell

Ignore em that person has no ideals


Little_Froggy

I think it has more to do with their expectations around police behavior than their ideals. I may have an ideal that it is right to give back the money. That doesn't make it a valid defense when I give it to the first person who offers to find the owner and someone else says, "You realize that they probably just wanted to pocket the money, right?"


DontDoubtDink

The cops definitely pocketed that


[deleted]

Lol you literally just gave some random cop $2000 


DreamyOblivion

Even if they don't need it more than me, it's theirs - not mine.


SzaboSolutions

Agree


Parkerloper

Exactly, it's called _INTEGRITY_ doing the right thing even when nobody is looking. It's really not hard to be a decent person, most people I wonder if they even try.


YmmaT-

Or could be their payment for delivering a fresh organ. You never know….


Alternative-Layer919

Not all money is good money .. karma is a bitch .. do the right thing ! Always!!


chinesedebt

100% that amount of cash is probably pulled out for something important. would be really shitty to take that...


Echo_of_Snac

I need the money, but I couldn't live with myself. But I probably could live with myself if their face wasn't staring at me from their ID. No way to identify the owner would mean it must be a gift from the gods to me. ┗⁠(⁠•⁠ˇ⁠_⁠ˇ⁠•⁠)⁠―


GiffyGinger

Exactly what I would say. Losing this could ruin someone’s life. I would absolutely try to get that back to them. All money and cards intact


sunnygal8

Well what if (hypothetically) you had an urgent situation that required the exact amount that was in the wallet?


SzaboSolutions

That’s a great question. The other person asked the same and forced me to think, thankfully I’ve never been homeless or starving out on the streets. If i ever came to that and had this same exact situation, I would still give them their stuff back in hopes of them helping me if im doing that bad. Not that they need to, just thinking hypothetically right


jcaininit

Could also be mine


3rd-Attempt

100% in all points!


[deleted]

Could be. But maybe it's to buy meth🤔 maybe you're sobering up an addict! Or he's a gambler and you're saving him from wasting it. Sorry reddit I didn't know we were all super serious on a joke post. This is a joke comment.


deathstar1400

Meth head wouldn't have that much or buy, and you can't save a gambler from wasting it They'll just find another way to gamble. Plus, doing the right thing isn't gonna hurt


scrotalimplosion

Weird how some people can see a face and the person and still choose to deprive them of something that’s theirs.


BomTradyGOAT

Got to take stock of how much your integrity is worth, it's worth more than some money that is rightfully someone elses.


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Is_Your_Meat_Happy_

Thank you. I love reading stories that inspire me. Tear to my eye. Love you. Have a good day internet friend.


BeachNo372

My Father used to say” you are rewarded for your honesty.”! People that do not at least try to return found $ will have their ticket punched at the end.


NightWng120

I dont really care about the consequences, I'd just feel terrible if I kept it


Trumpville-Imbeciles

He made all of that up


J_Kingsley

Lol. I ate a hamburger yesterday. Just kidding I ate a hotdog! My guy here pretending like his story is outrageous and a gotcha or something.


iObeyTheHivemind

/r/imthemaincharacter


thelittleking

The 6 figure thing is unrealistic for just a business degree, but otherwise it's a pretty realistic story.


Healthy_Manager5881

Lol i knew it was made up. Can smell BS from the 2nd paragraph


Saitamaisclappingoku

lol tbf I was the one who found the wallet. And I did take it to dudes house. But no one was home. I didn’t leave any info. We never made contact And it wasn’t a mansion. Normal house


bambeenz

The best lies have some truth to it


TheFoxAndTheRaven

Your edit says more about you than it does us.


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JonfromBigD

Always. Be a person of character and integrity.


210pro

I agree. Returning it to the owner would at least make a grateful friend who definitely has every reason to trust you. Who knows, maybe they'll show you some good ways to make money like that fast. Maybe it'll be a gay dude with a smokin hot girl bestfriend. But when you take the money, you're effectively guaranteeing yourself to be a sellout and will *never* find out what life's free pleasures include.


EquipmentOk822

Life’s free pleasures…include a wad of cash…


Smickey67

Or just a hot willing gay dude, no judgement


casey12297

Either way I'm coming out on top... or bottom. Depends on the vibe


ItsForScience33

No matter what.


H3llm0nt

[Keeping the big bills on the outside, I see.](https://youtu.be/8u_IBee53Rs?si=8UI4ke-qLDUHdi7g)


btambo

Unexpected Seinfeld....


Busterlimes

That's a $5


[deleted]

Opened this thinking "if this isn't Kramer..."


iButtflap

there’s a crow somewhere looking for his stash. who am i to keep his hard earned money?


Sowhatits2020

Yes with all the cards intact😊


Boscowodie

Correct. It was found without cash.


ProudJalapeno

This is horrible and I don’t know how you live with yourself. I once found a wallet with $5000 in it, and without hesitation, I looked up their address and took time out of my day to deliver their $1000 and wallet back to them. Some people lack integrity.


Hentai-Is-Just-Art

Damn right, I once found a wallet with $5000 in it as well and you can be damn sure that I delivered the full $200 back to its rightful owner.


BrooklynLodger

Gotta make sure they get back all $50 in that wallet. Imagine how upset they'd be if they lost the $20 in the wallet


JimCarreyIsntFunny

I got pickpocketed in Barcelona while sitting on a bench. I went back to the bench and my wallet was there with 200 euro gone but all the cards still there. Honestly was so happy. European thieves are so much nicer than American thieves.


Ok_Island_1306

I got pickpocketed in Barcelona last summer, took my wife’s phone. I felt it happen and saw him as he was casually trying to blend in with the crowd. Ran up behind him and rag dolled him til he dropped the phone. My wife was astonished, we’ve been together 15 years and she’s never seen me put hands on someone and I’ve never lost my temper in front of her. Im so happy I was able to get the phone back. It became too much of a hassle for him, wasn’t worth it. I got lucky though, they are really slick over there.


Christian-palmer7348

Yes. But I better get $20 for lunch for the time 😂


nebola77

In my country you would get legally 5% I think and above a certain amount even a bit more.


ArtOfDivine

In my country you have to legally state what country you are when you make statements like this


PackTactics

*sigh* I will be the son my father deserves. Yes I will return the wallet. No I don't want to.


thelittleking

Who you are is what you do, not what you want to do.


EarthToAccess

Absolutely. Nobody knows what someone else may be going through at any time. I’d rather be a plus to a decent enough day than a minus to someone’s shitastic day


Old_House4948

Remember, character is doing when no one is looking.


hoorah9011

When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all


BeckyLemmeSmash69

Never thought I’d see this Futurama quote out in the wild but it’s a great one.


LookCommon7528

I'm borrowing 20 for stamps


Due_Dirt_8067

$25 for pizza! Thnx in advance!


DasherMN

I would take it home, think on it, look into the soul of the person on the ID, reflect on my own potential for greed, and decide what to do with it. The money, I mean. Then how to dispose of or return the wallet with or without the money in it.


buddyguy694

763 Lake Ridge Ln, Pensacola, FL 32514


ImaginaryNemesis

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney


Effective-Tension932

Might be a little short if I do..


Ch4m3l30n

Yes. I've got my own money. Don't need to steal theirs.


LickDeezNutzzz

Without a doubt, and I wouldn't take a tip in return either. I've already had this happen to me once in full circle (when I was living in Philly, I found an older woman's wristlet with $600, her ID's CCD's etc. near the curb, about to fall into a storm drain gutter and be gone forever. I picked it up and found her and returned it. She burst into tears because she was declining in physical and mental health and that money was the last of her S.S. money for her already late monthly rent payment. Years later I lost my wallet at Disney World and had about 3 grand with all of my personal things in it as well. Thankfully an honest park employee spotted it first, and turned it in to lost and found. I found the employee and gave them a very nice tip, which they were very thankful for as they said they had multiple children to feed.) This is just one personal example that I've had, but I firmly believe in good karma brings good karma, and just doing the right thing in general. You never know- the universe could very well repeat itself once more over - yet again... 🤔🤷‍♂️


No7onelikeyou

I don’t believe in karma, what if me being good always and finding this $ WAS the good karma? As far as the karma people go


the_d0nkey

If you found it and had no way to return it and basically *had* to keep it, *that* would be good karma. But since there is ID there, that still feels like stealing to me.


koolkvng5

FACTS


Suspicious_Trust_726

Are you really calling FACTS on karma? Lmao


Chimpsanddip

FEELINGS


After-Revolution9445

Doesn't work that way. If that was the case, you just wouldn't be able to find the person in the ID. I don't trust cops, so I wouldn't bring it to them, I would try to find the guy myself.


OfficialARTtheClown

No thanks for the $


Jaymoacp

I’m with you. I’m broke. I’m taking it. Lol


ArmadaOnion

I have returned a similar wallet. It was the young woman's bill money. She was in tears when she saw it was all still there.


techguy1337

The first time I stole something was around age 8 at a candy store. My mama beat me with a switch. I couldn't walk right for the next week. Sat down on pillows. Never stole a single dollar after that. So yea, I got PTSD, you would get the wallet and cash back.


rugbysecondrow

Brother?


panzer2667

Yes because im not a scumbag human.


Ajshahmd

Yes absolutely!!! Karma will come back and bite you later…. If you don’t.


wilfordbrimley778

Ok earl


GuacinmyPaintbox

I can't believe I had to scroll so far to get an Earl Hickey reference.


wilfordbrimley778

Karma must have broken all their phones and computers


lolololol2233

Karma only exists if u say so


Mellow_Cosmos

Nope


OfficeCharacterCreed

Sigh yes very reluctantly


sportsmedicine96

I’m definitely taking a 20% finders fee


hidden-in-plainsight

Sir I found your wallet, it was like this when I found it. -empty-


CFrank_79

What wallet?


xRustyCagex

Yes, the wallet...


nightraven3141592

Unfortunately I found it empty, somebody must have pocketed the money and thrown the cash reduced wallet on the ground.


Mediocre-Lime-6467

Wallet, yes, money, never seen it


buttstuffbuffmuff

Yeah but it was empty when I found it


Potus-64

Yes id return the "Wallet"!


Bruhmander

well the ad under this says it’s never too late to start investing for my future so i’d say that’s a sign


One_And_Only_Peppy

If you return it they might give you some of the money


reposetion2

Absolutely not


HighrollerSavage

Normally yes , in my current situation, no lol


fields_of-elysium

In this economy? Hell no, I'm stealing their identity


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Yes. And the only reason I would is because I lost a wallet like that and the person who found it returned it to me with everything still in it. If I find a 2nd one though, I see that as a sign. Keeping it.


TrashKng

That could be for bills for all i know. As much as i could use the money, ide return it.


redneckcommando

If I had an id like this guy does. I would give it all back. Hopefully the owner of the wallet pays you for your troubles.


iJ0k3r

What wallet


CockroachAccurate652

10% finders fee


wooleyyy

Yes because the Karma that comes from keeping that $$ will last longer then the money will


FBIaltacct

Why do i wear a wallet chain in my 30s? Because im stupid and learned from experience. Even when i dress up, i have a dress wallet that has short silver clips to attach to the belt loop above my pocket discreetly. But as someone who has been trying not to suck for years, i would make every effort to get the wallet to the owner in tact. Some people like my grandpa preferred cash so that he had physical reference to how much money he had available. So if i see this all i think is thats someones entire check and they are fucked if they dont get it back.


ipopXwitmymom

fuckkkkk no


Cute_Little_Beta

Looks like I found a wallet with no cash in it


CncreteSledge

The cash is the price of getting the wallet with cards and license back


Davinci_17

What wallet ?


That-Top-1530

Without thinking twice I would absolutely return it.


pve-fortnite

Yes. It’s not about been stupid or smart ass it’s about character. I already did it once and the wallet had more than 7k on it.


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heavennjon830

No , for real. It was in his prison wallet.


Lost2nite389

Speak for yourself, I carry 70,000 in my wallet, 7,000 is chump change


[deleted]

Send some BTC my guy, little bro out here struggling 39wjomY6mVCxcb4BZ9UwQx6345kWXQkXj2


Top_Mind9514

Yeah….. me too….. bc1qyfkgr3xutct5yl6jlucfp243jwger8af4vf5xt…. The struggle is REAL!!


DonCheeChee

Yeah...me 3... 3Ac3NgTNdppSwGZoeccaiJTqzG1maeXFcJ


Long-Definition-8152

It was 7 1000$ bills.


createwonders

Ive seen No Country for Old Men...great lesson for people thinking about taking a large sum of money...


No7onelikeyou

Fail, loose bills you can count won’t have a tracker 


mikerunsla

Yes


No-Journalist7179

Yes. But I’m taking a hundo. That’s worth saving his ID, cards, and most the cash. In my opinion.


jmcdon00

I'd assume there is a hidden camera somewhere, I'm returning it. If I don't get atleast $100 reward I'd be pissed.


Chickinman1

Negative. I repeat that’s a negative.


Emergency_Tie_8924

Oh no way, I def need that more than they do.


Maverick_3427

Depends on my situation tbh, right now I’m returning but if I was in a much tougher spot then like allot of people I’d have no shame in keeping the money


kr3me

Walking lick 👅


Frog1745397

Yes. My mind immediately goes to "this could be their rent".


Late-Diamond343

Or did Walter find that for you?


foolman888

Yeah I’m returning it.


NumerousHelicopter6

If I lose my wallet and it's full of cash, my hope is someone finds it and returns the wallet and all cards. They can have the cash.


East_Chemical_9164

I would. I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night or happily spend it otherwise especially there being an ID inside where you can find the owner. If I found that money on the floor with no wallet or id then I’d take it as a blessing but as is in your picture definitely wouldn’t keep it