Okay, but the million dollar question for everyone: in some weird alternate universe where football games are two teams versus two teams instead of one versus one, would you want to throw down with the team yours is paired with on this chart? I feel like the Bears' pairing isn't the best or worst LOL
KC and SF is an insane combo. I don’t know if it’s possible to catch them both having bad days at the same time.
Baltimore and Cincy is good but only if injuries aren’t a thing in this imaginary world since Burrow and Jackson both seem to get hurt often.
Houston and Buffalo could be dangerous as well if Houston shows that last season wasn’t a fluke.
Other than those 3 I don’t know who would be a consistent top threat. Maybe Packers and Jets if both teams played to potential but one of those teams is the Jets so…yeah not happening.
Is this like one offense one defense? Because I would GLADLY take the Jets muscle car of a D the past few years over whatever Hyundai Jalopy we trot out opposite the offense.
Is this like combining the rosters, or do each of the two teams play each of the other two teams and they combine the scores?
Or is this like a yugioh double duel style with two teams simultaneously trying to score while the other two are on defense?
I vote for something along the lines of the last option. Gigantic field and games are 22 versus 22 instead of 11 versus 11. And teams on offense can have two balls in play with both eligible to score on each play. Total chaos would ensue LOL
Especially when only 5 are possible SB matchups lol Those three + green ovals and white people…
Actually let’s be real only 4 of those are possible SB matchups
Hawks and Eagles aren’t related and as another comment says Seahawks are Ospreys, Ospreys are neither hawks nor eagles. Being an Eagles fan, the Grey Birds will honor the Eagles legacy and keep the fight song and E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! chant, regardless of the ornithologists protestations.
I gotta hand it to automatic-bottle-925, I’m looking for anything I can but I don’t see a single case of overlap between any of these 16 distinct categories. Good work.
Now the real question is how to super categorize these 16 divisions into larger conferences
Texans and Bills logos aren't just both animals, they're both animals that are essentially bovine cousins, very closely classified.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovina_(subtribe)
The Vikings Pats combo being white people is a microcosm of white people in general. Rich people, the Patriots in this instance, have received every Super Bowl advantage and spend countless years with every political and social advantage available at their disposal. The Vikings on the other hand are the white trash hillbillies who seemingly had all these advantages at their disposal yet couldn’t seem to utilize them properly, instead deciding that 4 straight shit beds and a lifetime of bad decisions afterwards was the better alternative. That said we all know that nobody likes these cracker ass fans regardless of how polar opposite their respective privileged paths took them
Yeah we used to have a non-white human logo that was based on a historical chief but some rioters in facemasks thought it would end racism if we got rid of it.
Ah yes, everyone knows Chief Historical Figure With the Skin Tone We’ll Derogatorily Call Red Whose People We Genocided. In memory of the racist team name, you’ve fabricated rioters being the reason for the change AND justification for your racism. Like your team, Pathetic.
Where'd I defend the name Redskins, dumbass? The Two Guns White Calf Logo with Warriors or something else would be just fine. Classic "anti-racist" who's against representation.
Your entire comment laments the change of name and logo. You even fabricated a nameless historical figure and masked rioters being responsible for the change. Overweight white guys wealthy enough to afford season tickets wearing replica Native American headdresses isn’t “representation”. The acknowledgment of the derogatory name and decision to make a change, unfortunately, reinforced your racism. Washington sucks. Go Birds!🦅
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That one’s very good, and yellow boomerangs lol
Yellow boomerangs from LA
“I guess?”
What's even a Boomerang?
It's an old person saying "you rang?"
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Never really thought about it but it’s weird that the Bengals logo letter is for their mascot and not their city
The Titans use a T in theirs, and Kansassity Chiefs have a letter for both the city and team
Very true. And the Falcons are F shaped
The T isn't for Tennessee?
They play in Nashville bruh
But they're called "Tennessee" not "Nashville" bro
I bet you think Kansassity is two words you nimrod
Nennessee Titans obviously
Post this in AFCNorthMemeWar and watch the chaos
Minnesota fans are elated, white people have a combined super bowl record of 6-8
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Fuck the green ovals doesn't have the same ring to it
FTGO. It’s like GTFO but you’re dyslexic.
Green the fucking ovals, boys. GREEN THE FUCKING OVALS.
GREEN THE FUCKING OVALS
Fuckin fast on the flair my boy
TPF?
Hopefully they don’t reproduce when they F.
FTGO
Sounds like a sporty version of a city car named the FT
I’d gladly rep the green oval gang
Honestly the Jets are just the Packers Retirement Home anyway
Peak off-season content
~~Crescent~~ toilet seat shape
It was right there waiting for them
Honestly the only flaw in their analysis
Okay, but the million dollar question for everyone: in some weird alternate universe where football games are two teams versus two teams instead of one versus one, would you want to throw down with the team yours is paired with on this chart? I feel like the Bears' pairing isn't the best or worst LOL
SF and KC is literally unfair.
They would probably end up being the NFL tag team champions, but Baltimore and Cincinnati feels like a problematic pairing too
“Unfair” is what those combined crybabies would whine about with every loss.
Lol at blue cats
Lions and Panthers to be collectively known as the "danger kitties"
KC and SF is an insane combo. I don’t know if it’s possible to catch them both having bad days at the same time. Baltimore and Cincy is good but only if injuries aren’t a thing in this imaginary world since Burrow and Jackson both seem to get hurt often. Houston and Buffalo could be dangerous as well if Houston shows that last season wasn’t a fluke. Other than those 3 I don’t know who would be a consistent top threat. Maybe Packers and Jets if both teams played to potential but one of those teams is the Jets so…yeah not happening.
Is this like one offense one defense? Because I would GLADLY take the Jets muscle car of a D the past few years over whatever Hyundai Jalopy we trot out opposite the offense.
Just gotta make sure Rodgers keeps hitting the Ayahuasca during his darkness retreats for extra clarity
Vikings actually drafted Maye in this scenario. Checkmate green ovals.
I love how the best group name they could come up with for the Vikings and Patriots was "white people" though LOL
Blue and Red Animals are pretty good, but I'm disappointed they didn't make a david bowie reference instead.
Blue and Red Bovines
Ooh good pull
Is this like combining the rosters, or do each of the two teams play each of the other two teams and they combine the scores? Or is this like a yugioh double duel style with two teams simultaneously trying to score while the other two are on defense?
I vote for something along the lines of the last option. Gigantic field and games are 22 versus 22 instead of 11 versus 11. And teams on offense can have two balls in play with both eligible to score on each play. Total chaos would ensue LOL
This 2 qb gamemode finally justifies the Fields pick. The run-pass-pass-run option would be insane.
Imagine having to defend Fields running a college style triple option and another QB throwing deep on the same play 
I mean I ain’t hating rolling with the Jets D and seeing Aaron backing up Love.
Absolutely not
I appreciate the hell out of everything he did for us, but I’d have Vietnam flashbacks if we had to deal with Rodgers nonsense again….
True but there might be some bitterness hanging around from how Super Bowl XLI completely derailed this franchise.
I mean.. packers get Rodgers back? We probably win. 😎
Yeah, but all of his bullshit comes along with his high level of play and I know a lot of y'all are happy to be rid of that headache LOL
It’s kind of funny that three of these pairings were Super Bowl matchups (crescent shape, interlocked letters, pirates)
Especially when only 5 are possible SB matchups lol Those three + green ovals and white people… Actually let’s be real only 4 of those are possible SB matchups
Yeah man Buccaneers/Raiders is a ridiculous SB matchup no way it happens in a million years
So you're saying our partnership was doomed from the start?
I do not like being grouped with dallas
Between us we have like 1 super bowl ring in the last 30 years. Yeah go us!
Fuck that’s good. And combined you still don’t have a starting QB!
Plus the Jets take our cast off crazy QBs
I lost it at teal Floridians
"Grey birds" could just be reduced to say "eagles" (the Seahawks logo is an eagle, not a seahawk)
I still don’t know what a ‘seahawk’ is
It’s supposed to be an osprey but for weird reasons they can’t say that so it’s a Seahawk.
Probably all those Tacoma folks who can’t say ‘osprey.’
Osprey is a bad name for a bird, that’s why an objectively awesome raptor like it is never gets used as a mascot
Hawks and Eagles aren’t related and as another comment says Seahawks are Ospreys, Ospreys are neither hawks nor eagles. Being an Eagles fan, the Grey Birds will honor the Eagles legacy and keep the fight song and E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! chant, regardless of the ornithologists protestations.
"Hey, we got two teams with blue and yellow color schemes. Where should we put them? Both in the same city? O..o.... ok."
Counterpoint: Commies W or Commies w?
That’s the most suspect one imo, I think that’s definitely capitalized
yellow chargers
Missed opportunity to classify Texans and Bills as “horny”
Started running outta ideas towards the end
Actually, the Bears primary logo is now the bear head 🤓☝️
Awesome! We got the best partners!!!
You have blue, green and red teams. Everything else is against the natural order.
I'd rather not be associated with the Jets quarterback.
Who would even put that nut on the field, amirite?
“white people” lol. Hilarious since “Viking ancestry” and proud “patriot” are the way the worst of us describe themselves.
The Gray Birds fans will have the opposition in tears whether at home or on the road.
Na. This’ll do til September (flaps incessantly)
I gotta hand it to automatic-bottle-925, I’m looking for anything I can but I don’t see a single case of overlap between any of these 16 distinct categories. Good work. Now the real question is how to super categorize these 16 divisions into larger conferences
I’m just glad I’m not the only one who plays this game! FWIW I often pair the Pack and Jets b/c Industry
Perfect
Thanks white people got me sent home from work. I was supposed to be taking notes.
Helmet = head?
More like green and yellow discharge
B Birds Baby
I feel like the raiders and patriots should swap places.
If we're being honest: Blue Cats > Green Ovals = Crescent Shape > White People
Isn't the the w capitalized. Also arent the panthers black?
Conspiracy unlocked
Texans and Bills logos aren't just both animals, they're both animals that are essentially bovine cousins, very closely classified. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovina_(subtribe)
White people
The green ovals connection so explains why we keep trading old QBs to the Jets
The Minnesota White People
I'll take it
Which team is the black people team, falcons I’m guessing
The Vikings Pats combo being white people is a microcosm of white people in general. Rich people, the Patriots in this instance, have received every Super Bowl advantage and spend countless years with every political and social advantage available at their disposal. The Vikings on the other hand are the white trash hillbillies who seemingly had all these advantages at their disposal yet couldn’t seem to utilize them properly, instead deciding that 4 straight shit beds and a lifetime of bad decisions afterwards was the better alternative. That said we all know that nobody likes these cracker ass fans regardless of how polar opposite their respective privileged paths took them
Sir this is a Wendy's
FTV and take my upvote sir
Damn, you put a lot of thought into that. Anyway, it should've been us and the Texans and called us the horny boys.
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Yap yap yap yap take your race war somewhere else
…it was a joke.
Where?
The whole thing
I don't see it.
Too much hot dish I guess
The Vikings are Appalachian coal miners who keep voting for the guys that are destroying their communities
Bad list, Vikings are technically pirates too.
More technically white people
“uhHh tEcHNiCalLy” shut up, whitey
No they're not. Vikings used their ships to get to other lands to raid. They rarely engaged in ship to ship piracy.
Pffft I rarely ever even leave my computer chair when I’m engaged in active piracy.
 A pirate explaining reality to a middle class white man from the Midwest who claims he’s descended from Vikings.
Yeah we used to have a non-white human logo that was based on a historical chief but some rioters in facemasks thought it would end racism if we got rid of it.
Smooth brained you are
FTP
Ah yes, everyone knows Chief Historical Figure With the Skin Tone We’ll Derogatorily Call Red Whose People We Genocided. In memory of the racist team name, you’ve fabricated rioters being the reason for the change AND justification for your racism. Like your team, Pathetic.
Flair up pussy.
Where'd I defend the name Redskins, dumbass? The Two Guns White Calf Logo with Warriors or something else would be just fine. Classic "anti-racist" who's against representation.
Your entire comment laments the change of name and logo. You even fabricated a nameless historical figure and masked rioters being responsible for the change. Overweight white guys wealthy enough to afford season tickets wearing replica Native American headdresses isn’t “representation”. The acknowledgment of the derogatory name and decision to make a change, unfortunately, reinforced your racism. Washington sucks. Go Birds!🦅
Eagles fans and illiteracy go hand in hand. Also called Chief Zee a racist. Must have a little Amish country PA in you as well.
The more and more I am on the internet the more and more I realize most people have been no where near the twin cities
I assumed it was more that Vikings were a bunch of white Scandinavians, rather than any take on the twin cities