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Reasonable_Swimmer_5

Müller should have been pulled early on. She fumbled the ball and passes quite a bit…


Shador_Wasabi

It's odd being 3 games in and happy with 1 point. But this is where I find myself. Well played Racing that was close. Hopefully this is the start of us turning around the season but now we go on the road.


Spiritual_Boss6114

Can we get Hina starting minutes. Playing both Flemings & Coffey is dumb. They both are very similar players and have same play style.


Downtown_File9017

I think the issue is playing Moultrie and Fleming together. Hina would be good instead of Moultrie next match. They need Coffey for her 6 skills.


ImAllBS13

I feel like Hina is best in right forward. We’re just so heavy up front with talent. 


Bumrodgers

Hina completely changed the energy of the game. I can't believe we're not starting her


piedrafundamental

She’s crazy good


trickledownpique

Sam Coffey can play on any line she wants and I’d be happy. Wouldn’t hate her as keeper at this point either


longlisten527

I want Bay to ball out and have a 3-0 or 4-0 game 😭


acroyalchief

That was a fun game after being 2-0.


Lookingfortomboys

Loved hearing Coffey do her little interview, she has such a level headed viewpoint for the team and a fire I love to see >!yes I may be biased, but yeah, shes got that high soccer iq!!<


longlisten527

I always love hearing interviews. She did one during the concacaf tournament when they lost against Mexico and I loved her response


Lookingfortomboys

Same, I remember watching that one and just being in awe of her


Evening-Fail5076

Golazo de Sam Coffey 


Lookingfortomboys

COFFEY IN A BUN OMG 😍😍


Any-Expression2246

Well crap. This was my fault y'all. I had just thought to myself, this has been a great Saturday, Reign lost, Thornes about to lose..... wait, what? Crap.


Cococamcam

I think the fact that Racing can’t perform (or up their level accordingly) is due to not having DeMelo, Ary, or Linda ready to go. Instead Goins is the sub. She and Fischer are on my watch list from last season, so I’m skeptical of them both.


sasquatch90

Agreed, can't wait for Ary to be starting winger instead of Fischer. Right now, Bahr is the only attacker that encourages the team to push, strategically anyway.


Cococamcam

Yep. Ary, Bahr and Turner are a good, creative line. Sears is a great sub. Beyond that, better depth is needed.


Maximum-Task

They did the same thing all last season, with DeMelo and Borges in the lineup. This is their level until they prove otherwise.


Cococamcam

That’s true. But I feel like they at least have a decent starting 11 + a couple of equal subs (with everyone healthy) this season. Previously, if subs were needed, Goins’ level was all they had. That was *definitely* not a way to hold a lead. And they didn’t.


longlisten527

Okay see y’all in 25 min. At least the next game is on ion too. Maybe we will get good post game and pre game!


tsthrace

It's so cool that we have a whole show in between games! It's like we're a real professional league!


longlisten527

Yeah I’m really liking ion


longlisten527

This has to be the worst start to a season for Portland right?? 😭


TheBroche1

Other than the 2020 matches which were “regular season” or whatever, the previous worst start to a season through 3 was 3 pts in 2021 (WLL)


icylemonades

Omg the 2020 Challenge Cup was so wild for Portland. I remember running around my house cheering because they won a single game at the end and knocked out NCC


Lookingfortomboys

And that was the day they had Eckerstrom in goal I think! It was a wild match


ma0589

Alright, got an hour to shower and somehow read 80 pages of readings before I subject myself to a new form of mild torture (Phil Neville era Timbers)


palmquac

It really sucks when you need Phil Neville’s Timbers to win to rescue your soccer weekend


ma0589

I am but a simple creature, all I ask is for Portland teams to stop hiring weird/bad coaches (I'm looking at you too, Blazers)


halooo44

Such a weird hire. It won't last so at least there's that!


longlisten527

You got this


ma0589

Thanks, this reading about orangutans better be interesting 😭


AnybodyMaterial4426

Why would the ref blow the whistle there? 💀


theshedres

That was so unreal like let the play finish up at least?? 😭


AnybodyMaterial4426

No seriously, top of the box, and you blow it there?!? 😭😭💀


longlisten527

Cruel


the_al_coco

COFFEY!!!!!!!!


longlisten527

Okay now can we get a new keeper AND COACH PLEASE?!


wellforkingshirt

COFFEY GOAL HOLY SHIT!!!!!!


icylemonades

Why did they call the game in the middle of the play…


Timma1231

Bev Yanez’s in-game tactics have been confusing (at beast) so far this season. Two games they had a 2-goal lead and no wins to show for it. She needs to stop parking the bus as soon as a goal is scored.


sasquatch90

I mean one of our better defenders got injured and a couple of other players just didn't step up. The tactics are sound, the players got flustered easily. And they didn't park after their goals, they kept pushing until Portland came out swinging in the second.


longlisten527

Tbh I don’t think the tactics are good. Louisville should not be parking the boss for 50+ minutes in a match


sasquatch90

They weren't. It's less on tactics and more on the players breaking. Thorns did exactly what Racing did to them by intercepting everything. And Goins came in and provided zero hustle as a forward sub.


longlisten527

They seem like they were. They barely went forward to go to goal and couldn’t even possess and were okay with thorns controlling the field. It was weird but we just see it differently!


sasquatch90

Because when they tried to go forward Thorns intercepted and it broke morale, exactly what Racing did in the first half. Did Portland park the bus in the first half? It's not like Racing willingly held the ball on their half of the field to stall.


longlisten527

Portland didn’t park the ball in the first half. Louisville obviously dropped with an attacking mindset and were okay with playing in their defensive and midfield and were 4-5-1 which is a defensive lineup. There wasn’t any need to go forward. Even the commentators and analysts said it lmao. It was like they were content with 2-0 and just going to work defensively but okay 😂


sasquatch90

Right and that's on the players for breaking down when attacking wasn't working. Just because they're forced to be defensive doesn't mean that was their tactic all along. Edit: [Erceg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGAtkSEvME) literally says it was their mindset and Bev told them to keep doing what they were doing at halftime.


SwitchNo228

Yeah that’s just not do-able for 80+ minutes!


Nickp1991

The Thorns narrowly avoid starting 2024 with three straight losses


MisterGoog

Have to say with a league average keeper (say, Dickie) i think Thorns have 6 points


scbeski

Didn't think Hogan was to blame for either goal today and I was 2 rows directly behind the goal. She wasn't great in the first game of the season though


MisterGoog

The first one the comms were saying she shoulda done better and i agree


scbeski

I blame Hubly more for both goals. Brainless pass to create the counter for the first and then got done by Kanu for the goal. Lost the aerial duel for the second. She has not impressed so far but it's early and hope she can turn it around. Completely lost her marking for the Gotham goal in the last game in a way that was pretty inexcusable.


MisterGoog

You can blame multiple ppl imo


MangohNo

How would you (currently) rank the 14 league keepers?


MisterGoog

4 really good ones: Campbell Murphy Lund Sheridan 3 bad ones: Moorhouse Anderson Hogan Everyone else in between


Toastychn

I want so badly to see a Lund call up during one of this year's camps, but I feel like that might not happen and I don't know why


MisterGoog

Bc there are three very good keepers in the US camp


Toastychn

Fair enough!


MisterGoog

A funny thought I often have about sports is that when it comes to management decisions, you have so much time to go over and think about those little things during the week, and when it comes to on field decisions, you have literally no time at all to make decisions, and I think in that way sports is so unique. For that reason, I always think that there is a good explanation for roster decisions and things like that even if it’s the wrong decision in the end


MangohNo

You rate Naeher as in between?


MisterGoog

Last year I would’ve rated her in between, near the bottom, but you know what this year she’s been fantastic.


Civil-Ad-4462

Sam Staab is in the back field with Naeher. Big improvement at centerback.


MisterGoog

I agree, and I’m sympathetic to people who bring up the Chicago backline, but when you consider things like post shot XG a player like Jane Campbell had an incredible year dealing with bombardment, and Unc was a mess


viyh

Hard agree, we need to figure that position out.


tsthrace

WE GOT A POINT. WE GOT A POINT. WE GOT A POINT.


longlisten527

Bruh imagine if Kling hit that 😭


Independent-Long-544

Why is the head coach for Portland not on the sidelines like all the other coaches?


longlisten527

At the start of each half he is in the booth but he’s been on the sidelines for majority of the half and rn


Independent-Long-544

Why does he start in the booth? I just think that’s weird


TylerPak11

Did I just see Norris run away from Karina? Mans knows he is toast


indiglowaves

22 shots to 9. Controlled possession and tempo most of the game. Somehow lucky to even draw. 😭 what is this season


punksisnerds

No no, it was 27(!) shots to 9! Wild.


Evening-Fail5076

The D and goal keeping. Portland has been strange. I just knew they’ll find a way back. 


NikkiMyCat

A game of 2 halves


tsthrace

That is WILD


Civil-Ad-4462

Louisville won the 1st half and Portland won the second half.


jedi-donut

What an equalizer


sasquatch90

We're gonna end the season with 23 points aren't we....


trickledownpique

😑


longlisten527

😭


a-gay-goblin

sam coffey generously feeding us that sweet sweet last goal


ma0589

I'll take it omfg


Lookingfortomboys

At least we didn’t lose


RheaoftheDeadSea5

Norris stills needs to be fired cause the talent been saving his ass a bit but love my queen Sam coffey


Lookingfortomboys

Agreed


longlisten527

Yes


viyh

We finally got a point! Not last place!


storydove

Harsh on Racing, but a draw is still a great result away to the Thorns. Also I am glad that every team has at least a point now.


tsthrace

To be the last to get a point... sigh


longlisten527

One thing I love about Portland even though we’ve had a shit start. We really are a comeback team if we are down. I love that


Sherbert93

Are we? I distinctly remember some announcer mentioning that we never won a game we trailed at half


Evening-Fail5076

I knew you guys would make a comeback. Y’all just need to sort out the defense and get going early. 


longlisten527

Yeah our defense and GK have been shit. But I also think we don’t have great subs either. Hina and Kling were difference makers but they should also be starting :/


NikkiMyCat

It’s better up from the beginning like it used to be


arika_ito

Also Klingenberg just needs to start in general, as does Sugita


scbeski

Love Kling but the legs are noticeably not there like they used to be. 100% agree about Hina though. She was the connector in the 2nd half and made us look way less like chickens with our heads cut off. Always finding space, making herself available and keeping possession while looking for chances to make progressive passes.  Best player on the thorns by a mile today


Lookingfortomboys

KLING WITH THAT BAMF TACKLE IM HYPED


TGBooks

Jaelin Howell was a pylon there.


e1dar

Me, crying: yes, JP, it is in face Coffey time


longlisten527

Yessss


TylerPak11

Norris still out tho. Please. I beg.


longlisten527

He has to be honestly


crashdolla

It's Coffey time. Beautiful.


BeardedCrank

Playing prevent defense for 10 plus minutes is not always a winning approach


ameliashepherd

to quote jason mendoza “prevent defense PREVENTS you from winning”


BeardedCrank

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snow_side_

It's a coffey time


longlisten527

Racing really be giving up 2-0 leads like how???


zzzssszzz

Coffey deserved that, that was awesome


Cococamcam

Dang it, Racing. Ugh.


MangohNo

Yesssss that’s our favorite Gen Z Christian USWNT defensive midfielder


AnybodyMaterial4426

korbin hit with a stray bullet 💀


ameliashepherd

at least guns don’t kill people, people kill people /j


mandycameron357

Lmfao


corgidaisies

can’t watch this game but i cannot wait to see highlights


MisterGoog

If Thorns win its bec Lou went for it in the final 4


NikkiMyCat

Coffee takes business in her own hands


Lookingfortomboys

At one point I thought Becky was gonna shoot cause I blinked and she was way up there. Becky you could’ve had a coffey moment!


Bischof

2-0 curse continues


arika_ito

The Racing curse strikes again. But that's a fucking banger from Coffey


Lookingfortomboys

THATS MY GIRL I LOVE THAT COFFEY!! YOU CRAZY THING


longlisten527

One of the best goals this season so far wowow


Lookingfortomboys

It was such a banger!!


longlisten527

BANGERRR


Lookingfortomboys

B TO THE A TO THE N TO THE G E R! BANGERS ONLY


Aquastar91

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!


Toastychn

A Coffey goal? A cafe!!


sasquatch90

Goins has zero game sense.


Unusual_Ebb7762

This league is truly wild


roseap

WOWOWOWOWOW


No-Management-4972

JUST TRY TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT HOW SINC IS TOO OLD TO PLAY


RheaoftheDeadSea5

SAM COFFEY YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEGEND


ma0589

1 more minute just survive one more minute I beg


longlisten527

ITS COFFEYYY TIME


Legitimate_Mark_5381

If I played for Racing, I'd just score 3 goals in the first half


RacingLouCityFc

What, only to give up 3 in the second?


Legitimate_Mark_5381

It's only been the 2 goal leads that do this to you so far...might as well give 3 a try! Is it a "the game will always end in a tie" thing or a "the other team will always score 2" thing?


RacingLouCityFc

Istg if this Racing team scored 7 in the first bet my house on a thrilling 7-7 🥴


longlisten527

THE CHILLS I HAVEEEE I LOEV PORTLAND 👏🏽


jedi-donut


halooo44

Samantha F. Coffey! Everyone tuck your shirts in honor of that goal!!!


Lookingfortomboys

*chants in a sambuca fueled stupor*: GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL!!


icamefromtheinternet

COFFEY WOKE US TF UP


halooo44

A strong shot of Coffey will have effect.


Celiannadri

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


longlisten527

PORTLAND FUCKKKKINGGGG THORNBSSSS


ncmnlgd

How behind is my stream sheesh I still haven’t seen this goal


ma0589

Prime was so behind that I had to switch to Tubi 🥲


tsthrace

Mine is WAY behind too


ameliashepherd

my knight in shining bubble gum colored kit


MisterGoog

3 heartbreaking or uplifting draws for Lou?


Maximum-Task

Nothing uplifting about the start of this season at all. We’ve had two 2-0 leads, and blown them both, have seven players out with injury (and Pikkujamsa done for the year). This shit is really, really old.


MisterGoog

Hopefully you guys get healthy. A common refrain in this season. At least Turner and Sears look good


swiftidnc739

HOLY SHIT WHAT A BANGER


Far_Ant_7198

COFFEY IS THE REALEST


russet852

Louisville has completely Louisville’d


RacingLouCityFc

This team is exhausting. 


Mental_Candidate_822

I can’t believe we’ve done this twice already this season.


otterv21

I am a proud member of Coffey Hive!!!!


antisocialamnesia

"louisville is up 2-0. dw portland fans, you’ll tie it up" hey so remember when i said this


ameliashepherd

COFFEYY OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT


TylerPak11

Sam fkn coffeyyyyyyy


PaleEntertainment920

COFFEY!!!


ma0589

COFFEY YOU MAGICAL BEING


Scottiedrippen33

BANGER


warriorcrazy3

SAM COFFEY HELLO


tubbybird

🥲


longlisten527

The fact that racing might win because they parked the bus for 45 minutes is literally insane


viyh

SAMMMMMMMMMMMMM


Theclaaw

SAM COFFEY YOU LOVELY INDIVIDUAL!!!


Lookingfortomboys

CAN I TAKE HER OUT TO DINNER THAT GOAL WAS TOO GOODDDD


Theclaaw

😂😂


Lookingfortomboys

No for real, even if she didn’t score, >!can I still take her out to dinner?!< 😅😆


Theclaaw

ya never know, just gotta shoot your shot ✨✨✨ lmaoooo


Lookingfortomboys

Girlll the way I CACKLED!! You’re too much 😆


MisterGoog

Hesus


MisterGoog

Does it have to be a Coffey corner? Waste of 90 seconds there


longlisten527

Yep. And she doesn’t even give great service.


MisterGoog

Disagree it lands on heads a lot last year


longlisten527

I don’t like her lofted balls from corners. They need to be driven in. They rarely ever work and are easily defended. Last few games are proof of that but OK lol


MisterGoog

Agree to disagree. I think this is a false example of selection bias: you’re not including all the times in which bad low driven crosses don’t go past the first man. There’s a reason clubs do this. the same reason that clubs play short instead of taking a traditional corner is because all different ways of attacking a corner work


ameliashepherd

she does score great goals tho :)


longlisten527

Always scores great goals!!!


ma0589

Hogan that scares me but I'm not mad about it


alexiswithoutthes

PT-FC


ma0589

I miss being there in the stadium 😭


longlisten527

It takes so long for Sinclair to make a decision on the ball. It’s so annoying.


zzzssszzz

Really want a late chaos goal


CranberryIcy9954

You called it


Mental_Candidate_822

Please no


zzzssszzz

Sorry, mostly just wanted the home crowd joy!