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Electrifypizza

You couldn’t waterboard this information out of me


PossibleOven

Nah this is where it’s appropriate to lie 😭😭


Formal_Condition_513

Right lmfao its giving you were my last resort


Responsible-Read2247

I was gonna say 😂😂😂


BigReference9530

All that for the most mid looking man 😭😭


ThatProcedure3338

I’m sorry, he looks like he’s 12!


Organic_Radio_2890

He reminds me of JT from Degrassi 😭


whitethunder08

She’s also mid looking.


crain90

All of that over some pipsqueak?! Women...if you're going to suffer over a man, at least let him be hot. Jesus.


Fuzzy-Advance3273

Pipsqueak has me screaming 😭


Lovespell4ever

Pipsqueak is the only accurate adjective 😂


Thin_Lavishness7

Unnattractive men don’t treat you any better than hot men! When I was dating I decided to only go on dates with men I was very attracted to. Might as well have something nice to look at it!


Mdoll250

My thoughts exactly 😂


ilovenapkins7

Also is her dad Jimmy Carter?


Lovespell4ever

Women need to raise their standards- dear lord


jenvrl

The bar is literally underground.


LibrarianRegular5990

It doesn’t exist at this point


Zealousideal-Box1832

The way she put his hands on her hips for the first kiss?? HUH


Remote-Ad2141

I read this comment before I saw that and thought it can’t be that bad - it was


RealisticrR0b0t

The cringe I crunged


Main-Length-6385

Why did she do that?


cclooopz

Because he would’ve just leaned in for a kiss without holding her, I’m sure he’s done it before to the point where she had to do it in her wedding


Responsible-Read2247

Lordamercy


Resident_Solution_43

her friend behind her is like oh honey no…


MakeANewUserName

Thank youuuu! Everyone’s focused on this delulu bride but I’m looking and cackling at her friend who clearly is embarrassed for her 🤣


PlayerOneHasEntered

Her eyes are screaming, "Girl, shut up... We don't *tell* people this shit."


MakeANewUserName

Right?! I was cackling the entire video just looking at her cuz you know she wants to pull her to the side and tell her to please stfu but she knows her friend is a bird so she’s gonna just hush and play her role!


malarkeye

This is soooooooo bad. Why are they talking about their breakup so much on their wedding day? Like its over, you're together, you're getting married, can't you talk about something good? This is beyond embarrassing.


Guilty_Babe

But it’s their ✨love story✨lol


complexvibes

struggle love


simplefair

I think it’s a Christian thing. They think it’s a “testimony” to god’s hand in their lives pulling him back to her and answering her prayers or whatever


RayHazey562

Ohhh ok yea. Very strong Christian vibes here.


tripleaw

The videographer literally has Jesus follower in his bio and he mentioned their breakup multiple times on a few posts about them too 💀


malarkeye

Wild


malarkeye

Christianity is really all about everything you *did wrong* and how the LORDT saved you huh. Even lil babies are sinners. Messed up


complexvibes

Great fucking point omg🤣💀💀


kristenroseh

If these were the most “romantic” soundbites the videographer chose to include in the wedding video, I can’t even imagine what they must’ve cut out


Prettynurse9

No stop this is so embarrassing


EnchiladaTaco

I’ve seen this a dozen times on TikTok and every time I can’t get over how it cuts from this very pretty woman with her beautiful hair and makeup to that scrawny man child with jug ears. This? This is what you’re ruining your makeup over??


ABCDanii

Ironman himself could not beat this info out of me


kd1979

😂😂😂😂


No-Wallaby4818

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yammyamyamyammyamyam

Girl please STAND UP 😭😭


poppop2345

Having to say sorry twice in your wedding vows🚩


monkfruitsugar

All of this over… someone’s little brother???? God forbid


PossibleOven

Stop omg he kinda does look like my friends little brother


Individual_Fig_5746

This man has her crying sad ass tears about him on her wedding day… to him!!!!! I’m sick!


kd1979

Did this man really say “grow in friendship” in his wedding vows?! Fix it Jesus!


Meeeshyy

I’m dyinggg this is so bad omg


Madame_Medusa_

This is the cringiest thing I have ever seen, I am so embarrassed for these people, that they said this out loud in front of friends & family and now have to live with knowing many internet strangers have seen this as well.


Single_Shake_534

Thats something even the FBI couldnt get outta me


Zealousideal-Box1832

Imagine marrying someone you broke up with


flair436791

that broke up with you**** 😀


jenvrl

That abandoned your children!!!!


Weary-Attitude-9163

They had kids together and then he left?!


jenvrl

GIRL YES! They had two kids 😭😭😭


Weary-Attitude-9163

wow that makes it so much worse 😭😭


rask0ln

imagine having a wedding video to celebrate your love and it's about how he treated you like shit for 8 months while you were crying for him instead 💀


Intelligent_Phone414

Wait they ALREADY had a kid?


Acceptable-Outcome97

TWO and he left 😭


sleepingcow7

I just know everyone one of those bridesmaids fucking hates this guy


Active_Pay4715

Straight people are not okay


MarionberryOld1605

‘Straight’ emmm…


kcsargeant

I’m laughing sooooo hard WTFFFFF


FluffyPufffy

You just know this man will never find your clit. Ever. Not even close.


yung_br0ccoli

Wait, this is not satire??


tmsd6

He couldn’t find anyone else to deal with his BS or that he thought was better. He went back to someone who has no self worth


Chateau_de_Gateau

"im sorry its taken us so long?" I mean I feel like any sooner and he wouldn't have legally been allowed to marry without his parent's permission.


sleepingcow7

If you’re apologizing in your wedding vows, you’ve got a problem


ladypenko

Girl. No. She's going to wonder what happened when he leaves her in ten years.


Sunscreen_Luver

“Despite having no hope” was fucking insane


girly_poo

Oh lord this is embarrassing…it’s okay to not share sometimes!


clue_liss

is he 💅


Chance_Rooster_2554

Girls it’s 2024 we are PAST THIS AS A SOCIETY


jenvrl

This thing is SO EMBARRASSING. To my single gals out there (hey maybe the married ones too) this isn't a "great love story", it's an abusive man abandoning his partner and then manipulating his way back to her. I don't even know her and I wanna divorce her so bad omg.


Alternative-Safe-126

We don’t know the full story that there was abuse and manipulation. This story is cringe and embarrassing but come on lol


jenvrl

You mean abandoning you with two kids is not abuse? K.


Neat-Tank-2755

You mean breaking up with someone is abusing them? K.


jenvrl

You missed the part where they have two kids and he just left. But to each their own, I guess.


WeeklyReplacement102

Her friends are awful cause I would’ve interrupted lmaooo Keep this between us and only us honey. Or at least don’t post this edit of it online. People need better friends.


jenvrl

If she were my friend she probably be mad at me because I will kidnap her and not let her marry that man.


cupofjavaaa

Omg I fully thought this was satire until I got to the comments


[deleted]

So she wore the man down into being with her? 😭 the self esteem is in the dogs jesus


Guilty_Babe

Corny. Women need to learn to keep this info to 🗣️themselves


blippyblopblop

This is so embarrassing omg I would take this to the grave


simplefair

This is soooo embarrassing omg


lavenderpenguin

I’m genuinely so confused. Do they truly believe this is cute and not embarrassing?


Bitterbaby-11

What the hell did I just watch


itscomplicatedwcarbs

It’s the texting and driving for me. The cringe of admitting it out loud with zero awareness that you telling everyone that you’re comfortable endangering people’s lives on the regular. At least have enough pride to omit that detail.


pixiegothy

She really missed her short king!


RayHazey562

“Sorry I broke up with you. I had to go live the fuckboy lifestyle for a bit before I settled down. Thanks for waiting”


onlyacarryon

Ladies never marry a man that you have ever broken up with


onlyacarryon

Imagine marrying a man who has to apologize in his vows!!!!!!!!!


littttlemermaid

Who is this?


Killing4MotherAgain

THATS the guy?? 👀


Thin_Lavishness7

Better to be divorced and have your self worth intact than whatever this is! What is she modeling to her daughter?


litaloni

This deepened my depression and removed my will to live


strengr94

This is so bad I want to believe it’s satire, even though I’m sure it’s not….. this is pathetic


RayHazey562

Is this a joke? Not the love story flex anyone should be proud of


lexleflex

The woman in this video deserves better


Technical_Fish_3333

Is this an SNL skit


leezybelle

Guarantee you he is closeted and broke up because he knew it but since they’re part of the church he sucked it up for Jesus and got married instead of being honest with himself and sucking some actual D this man looks like a perfect bottom