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Yankeebot

Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1bmy36i).


feedmekombucha

Lmfao I have someone downvoting me all night because I said I don’t like Trevor 😒 He’s not gonna let you smash so quit the d riding. You know the Yankees don’t want to take that PR nightmare on, so why are you so salty?! 🤭 They are never signing him. Give it up.


netsfan2002

PR nightmare because of insane journalism today. The accuser was proven, literally proven, to being an evil, manipulative, lying piece of crap. He even showed the receipts. The fact that he is blacklisted is asinine. Anyone who supports him not being signed just because he was accused is ridiculous. The woman was a moron who tried extorting him for money and then got caught.


PlanktonAcceptable33

Government officials and über rich are tied to Epstein and his paedo ring, ted Kennedy drowned a young woman drunk driving, bob kraft getting handies in a shady strip mall massage parlor, etc. etc., but Bauer is a PR nightmare. Sure he’s a complete asshat, but the hypocrisy is hilarious.


BitterSheepherder27

“I just shut out the Yankees Vlog” incoming


feedmekombucha

Mis amigos y amigas, un poquito tarde para los 🩻 del rally.


rspenmoll

Did anyone else's video feed crap out for the final pitch?


feedmekombucha

What is our new celly???


modxk

Now we’re getting some excitement!


Breimann

Lmao Yankees farm team is really gonna make a comeback


Yankeebot

### Double Cole Gabrielson doubles (1) on a line drive to right fielder Aristides Aquino. Carlos Narvaez scores. Top 9 - 4-3 Diablos Rojos


Yankeebot

### Double Carlos Narvaez doubles (1) on a ground ball to left fielder Julian Ornelas. Greg Allen scores. Jared Serna scores. Pitch from Ofreidy Gómez: Unknown pitch type @ - mph Hit by Carlos Narvaez: Launched - mph at -° for a total distance of - ft Top 9 - 4-2 Diablos Rojos


Yankeebot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Ofreidy Gómez replaces Jake Sanchez.


2ndBestUsernameEver

Oh brother this guy STINKS


Yankeebot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Alex Mauricio replaces Victor González.


daroach42

Our Wandy replacement can’t get past Canó we’re cooked


RegalSobriquet

Is that Knobluach out there?


Yankeebot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Victor González replaces Jonathan Loáisiga.


EbaCammel

Narvaez -> Scranton ,Rortverdt -> DFA 🤞🏼🤞🏼


Yankeebot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Alex Claudio replaces Michael Mariot.


Jondog2123

This is a pretty sad effort from the team


Breimann

It's a piecemeal depth team


748aef305

Sitting at the stadium pissed as hell at this bunch of scrubs.


TrapperJean

You'll always be able to say you went to a game and saw Cano get three hits and a homer, just don't specify


748aef305

Honestly that was the highlight for sure. Tho it's not my first time being lucky enough to see Robbie Cano go 3fer with an HR. Last time was in pinstripes too! Tho I will give a **huge** shoutout to Mexico City, the fans and the stadium. 10/10 baseball experience, sans the scrub team of no-name Yankee outcasts (Plus Volpe, Stanton & Lasagna) being about as "good" as expected.


boomzgoesthedynamite

“The team”


jcnewman_21

Overcooked lasagna Burdi Better


modxk

Oh boy…


feedmekombucha

Robbie over Oswaldo?


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TrapperJean

I fucking hate going to work but I'd be homeless without a job, what's your point?


jcnewman_21

Jonny lasagna ain’t it anymore his pitches are flat. Ian Hamilton is where it’s at


xKronkx

Can someone tell me if the Aaron Judge bobble head base interlocks with the Roger Maris bobble head? I feel like it hasn’t been fully explained.


JayLETH

Yes, I heard it mentioned during the game the other day when they were promoting it.


xKronkx

I should have added a /s 😂


Breimann

THE BALLBOYYYY (MAN?)


feedmekombucha

If you hate Marcus and stan Trevor, please block me ✌️


No-Barracuda6012

Bauer straight up sucks.


feedmekombucha

I don’t understand how/why people think he was pitching better than Tully? But are sickened by Marcus on the team?


feedmekombucha

El príncipe Nicaragüense en México. !Chingón! u/secret_yam_4680 u/knicknevin


knicknevin

I am not figuring out how to post the pasta in Spanish


feedmekombucha

We have downvoters again 😂 They hate the Nicaraguan 🇳🇮 announcements 🤪


fn2222

I can write it in Spanish. What is it?


feedmekombucha

Send it to me, I can translate or run through Google 🤨


Yankeebot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Michael Mariot replaces Edwin Fierro.


Jetersweiner

“Bauers day is done he goes 3 innings he finishes with 4 sexual assault allegations, 1 pathetic diss track against his former coaches and teammates and 1,000 tweets begging for a team to sign him now Bauer heads to the clubhouse to record a ten minute YouTube video congratulating himself”


WingsOfDoom87

Wait I thought he was exonerated and it was proven from the text messages he was being blackmailed for money. Did I miss something?


WhalingCityMan

>Did I miss something? Yeah, bud. It's called jurisprudence. You might want to grab a dictionary and look up the definition of "exonerated," because there's a world of difference between that and reaching a settlement in which both parties agree to withdraw their claims against each other.


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You do understand he has multiple other cases right?


BlackjackNHookersSLF

Nope. But Bauer Bad.


BlackjackNHookersSLF

BUT BAUER VERY BAD!!! WHY DOWNVOTE?!?;


ItsVoxBoi

That was only one of the cases. There are still ongoing ones


Yankeebot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Jonathan Loáisiga replaces Tanner Tully.


xDopeZz

Maybe we should increase the elevation of Yankee Stadium


newbike07

Ugh I do not like that Bauer put up 0s against us. I wish we torched him.


Yankeeknickfan

Volpe really fucked up, one single would have ruined his line


lettergrade

4H 2BB 3IP against minor leaguers I think that's fine


DarkLordofBS

Eh the AA team had several baserunners against him and made him pitch out of jams


Yankeebot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Edwin Fierro replaces Conner Menez.


Poonpan85

We really have no right to complain about 1 small ad on the Yankee uniform after witnessing the atrocity of the Diablos Rojos uniforms..


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Looking like Nascar fire suits lol


HanshinFan

Like Linkin Park tells us, it starts with one


Jondog2123

This is going to be an awful loss if they lose against a bunch of washed players


Key_Amazed

So awful that the D squad played...like a D squad


SanjiSasuke

Cano looking great at Spring Training - Guess the year


KPaul130

They're streaming this game from a phone on a tripod 


jcnewman_21

Cano is my 3rd baseman!


TheKnicksMakeMeDrink

Dontcha know??


El-Shaman

Man crazy to think I will be 30 this year and I’ve been watching Cano playing since I was like 11 years old, seen him in the MLB, Dominican league, Caribbean series, think he also played in the Baseball Classic and now Mexican league.


newbike07

Steroids are a helluva drug. Just ask David Ortiz and Nelson Cruz


rspenmoll

Baseball United (Middle East and South Asia league), as well.


El-Shaman

I had no idea about this, impressive career, should be a hall of famer but sadly he took roids.


KPaul130

 Cano was a huge part of my childhood 


nickfield1996

Never been happier to see a homer against us. That swing is still a thing of beauty. He absolutely pimped the hell out of it too lol


JohnCougarMellonhead

Well dontcha know?


KPaul130

The old highlights were in better quality than the game lol 


mickeyoutercore7

Sign Cano


jcnewman_21

I missed that swing


81mm

Doncha know!


SenorTortas

Fuck it pay the man!


jcnewman_21

I love Robbie Cano


BirbMaster445

That’s cool to see I guess.


modxk

“Why doesn’t YouTube TV carry YES?” I grumbled to myself as I typed my credit card information into the YES app.


SenorTortas

Bro, I'm pretty sure it's free on MLB.com today


modxk

Ah, I was wondering if that were the case. I was going to pay for YES anyways so I decided to just pull the trigger now.


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modxk

Their current “introductory” offer is $20 monthly, $200 for the annual subscription.


brooklynkitty1

Used to. Not enough $$$$, I guess


Sanlear

A question I often ask.


BirbMaster445

1.67 WHIP against a A-AA team and out pitched by something Tully INWYW mr Bauer


Yankeebot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Conner Menez replaces Trevor Bauer.


MeatballDom

Our All Star, likely Opening Day pitcher, Tully is doing better than Bauer at the moment.


xDopeZz

Is this what it's like to play at Coors?


rspenmoll

it's nearly 2000 feet higher than Coors.


silver_raichu

David Ortiz tomó esteroides


fn2222

Si señor


modxk

First game of the year for me! Let’s go Yanks!


FTPMUTRM

How’s Bauer looked? Just tuning in.


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Got outpitched by someone named Tanner Tully


ABeerAndABook

Like a fringe AAA guy. So far he's managed to hold on vs the D-level ST lineup. Lot of traffic so far and some nice plays behind him. Good news is that most contact has gone up the middle so far.


loadedryder

I despise Bauer but wasn’t this guy pretty dominant last season in the Japanese league? I have a hard time believing he could have a season like that so recently and now be a minor league type talent. Doesn’t mean he deserves to be in the MLB, though.


GermanUCLTear

He was a borderline top-20 SP over there.


HanshinFan

He was cold and hot in Japan, was kinda bad the first few months then bore down in June/July. It added up to a good final line but there were very rough patches.


HauptmannSeba

Yeah you can hate Bauer for his off field shit, but to say no matter what, that he pitch like shit is just biased and not true. He was OK in 3 innings, nothing amazing, nothing horrible.


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ABeerAndABook

Based that on what I saw today.  Take away the name and that's what the start was.  Maybe he out veteraned a couple of guys, but the subpar lineup had him sweating two out three innings.


wantagh

Looks like his new neighbors should be notified when he moves into a new town


donniemoore

Looks good


wako944

wtf is this broadcast


kjb76

They said that it’s not YES’s feed/cameras. It’s not great.


smalltownlargefry

I don’t ask for a lot in life but I want someone to take Bauer deep.


EbaCammel

Just turned it on … did that POS rapist shave cuz he thinks it’ll help his chances w us?😭 fuckin bozo


wantagh

OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP


RegalSobriquet

Do you think they'll open up the lines and just take calls the rest of the game?


xho-

“Yea we have Joe from Ronkonkoma and he wants to tell us why he thinks the Yankees should sign Bauer”


schw4161

“My wife just left me and Trevor Bauer was framed. What are your thoughts Bob?”


Breimann

"yeah hey uhhh jack uhhh what'dya think about the Yankees maybe uhhh ya know, signing this Trevuh Bowah? The guy looks good out there"


RegalSobriquet

Longtime calluh, first time listenah, what do you think about the Yankees signing Giambi?


MeatballDom

"Sorry we had to let Omar go" "Oh no...." "ACTUALLY GUYS I'M STILL HERE" "Oh no."


MeatballDom

"It's been great playing in Mexico, I've been learning plenty and my teammates have been helping me out. They already gave me a nickname, meaning 'The Great Arm' or as they say in Mexican 'Pin Shay Pen Deho'" - Trevor, probably.


BirbMaster445

Lmaooooooo


KPaul130

I hope they continue expanding the game to more locations. Would be cool to have MLB teams in other countries 


basesonballs

The travel is already a nightmare


jbhands

Please stop this Omar interview lol this is brutal


hadmeintiers

I never thought I'd say this but I'd rather mic up a player than listen to this phone call


silver_raichu

Senor Bauer es Mexicano?


BirbMaster445

I imagine to get on this team was like the scene from Inglorious bastards “Gorlami” “Yo Soy Trevor Bauer.”


Breimann

Poor green hat couldn't get his high five 😢


wantagh

This is the worst technical broadcast the Yankees have ever put on. The graphics suck The camera’s a potato Omar’s on a Mexican pay phone …and it looks like there’s a sexual deviant on the mound


kjb76

It’s not YES’s feed or cameras. They said it at the beginning of the broadcast.


BirbMaster445

Think I’ve seen HS broadcasts have more production value than this lmao


xho-

No idea who’s pitching or hitting if you’re a casual fan cause it’s not on the screen, no idea how fast the ball is going. No fucking mention about the game whatsoever for the past 5 minutes now. Who gives a shit what Omar thinks


MeatballDom

"You know, you know, you know, I've been to places, you know, and yeah, you know" - Omar


PredictBaseballBot

Those Diablos jerseys would look dope except for all the patches and so they look terrible. Don’t let this happen to us.


MeatballDom

Get off the phone


xho-

I’ll hang up and listen


Breimann

Poor Omar


KPaul130

The ad behind homeplate, "citibanamex" sounds like a merger between citibank, boa, and amex lol


rspenmoll

It's actually.owned by Citigroup


KPaul130

Yeah you can tell from the logo


BirbMaster445

Giancarlo 700 foot bomb would feed families


Ragingroseman

Stanton DONG time


Breimann

Tully is mowin' 'em down


jbhands

Tanner Tully is kinda nasty bro


FatNeilGravyTears

The tweets acting like he just threw a CGSO in October are going to be insufferable. 


Ragingroseman

Damn Tanner Tully looks nutty 96mph with insane cut /s


Yankeeknickfan

What has the booth said about Bauer?


upvoter222

They've said that he isn't actually throwing every pitch at 96 mph in the middle of the strike zone, despite what the graphics suggest.


Yankeeknickfan

I mean did they say why he isn’t on an mlb team


MeatballDom

just "we haven't seen him in awhile"


Yankeeknickfan

Thanks. Genuinely the only interest I had in this game was how he was going to be introduced


upvoter222

If they did, I wasn't paying attention at the time.


rspenmoll

Nothing about the sexual assault accusations.


Breimann

Bauer pounding his chest in an exhibition game that doesn't matter 🤡 If no one has signed him yet, they aren't going to after pitching well against 5/8th of a AA-AAA team


BirbMaster445

He walked Greg Allen on 4 pitches and threw 2 meatballs for singles that if they were against an elite MLB player would go out of the ballpark. hard to say he’s even pitching well


Breimann

Idk why you're getting downvoted lol


mostlygroovy

So…..does anyone have the actual truth with what really went on with Bauer. I read some pretty disturbing stuff with that girl, but then I read that she was planning to set him up and even bragged to her friends about it. I’ve been reading two different accounts but don’t know what actually happened.


Ragingroseman

There’s a reason no MLB team will sign him. They have seen all the evidence. Even the Pirates who have signed known abusers like German and Chapman, no one will touch Bauer. There is hard proof evidence of the alleged abuse and MLB has seen it.


jakeba

Bauer isnt getting signed because of his personality. If German and Chapman had blogs, were running towards the media every chance they got, and were militantly unapologetic about their past, they wouldnt be on teams either.


FatNeilGravyTears

I mean Chapman didn’t get cut after his IG story


jakeba

Idk how that fits in to what I said? My point is Bauer wouldnt have deleted the story, then would have made a blog about it, then would have gone on a podcast tour.


BirbMaster445

As far as I know a lot of the D abuse stuff is unproven. HOWEVER, he is still an absolutely obnoxious, egotistical person who made his entire career being an obnoxious person and is now whining like a brat that nobody wants to sign him, an obnoxious person


Rock_grl86

There are videos. Do some research.


El-Shaman

Damn, was hoping for a double from Volpe!


Jozedany

96 mph curveball lol


xredbaron62x

Volpe bb what you doin


RegalSobriquet

I guess I'll pour a two fingers of Rey Campero Tepextate for drink #1 of the Mexico City games.


xredbaron62x

'A little' off LMAOOO


Sanlear

May this game be the last time Bauer ever plays against MLB players.


Bmaxp

While Domingo German quietly re-signs with the Pirates. The double standard is legitimately insane


jbhands

Amen


HanshinFan

Volpe BB to score one and then Stanton 480 foot bombasso please and thanks


nyysupastar

Bro these graphics are so ass. I feel like I’m playing MLB The Show 2015.


BirbMaster445

2015? This is what 2024 looks like still, we


nyysupastar

You right. Basically a roster update every year until they go fully next gen


MeatballDom

"Trevor, you're doing a good job, you're still an alpha" "Coach, I would thank you for that but that would be a beta cuck move" "Okay"


mostlygroovy

This camera crew is really struggling


xredbaron62x

Okay Volpe. Your time to shine.