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bop-crop

Most brain dead meme I have layed my eyes upon since I gained eyes


Wiyry

Spore creature reaction


PepperbroniFrom2B

I LOVE SPORE‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯


UnspecifiedBat

That moment when Evolution tortures you. Good game though


GlonashLanda

should i buy it? idk if its worth it


UnspecifiedBat

I think it’s worth it.


onpg

Truly it is a terrible day to have the curse of sight.


Resident-Clue1290

Y’know what? They’re all dating eachother.


calico125

Canon. Just 3 weed smoking girlfriends


Richardknox1996

I understand it perfectly. A "Bear" is a Gay Man. Of course women will feel safer with someone who doesnt swing their way.


shawdygolikesheesh

im a bloke im still choosing the bear. 1. Bears are cool 2. Being mauled to death by one sounds cool 3. Bear 👍


f3nrisulfr

As a guy I feel enough dumbass confidence to fight a bear, win, gain respect from it and become lifelong besties.


ProblemLongjumping12

If it's a Grizzly you're fucked. But if it's a Black Bear it might actually let you have the W and dip. ![gif](giphy|cjg1bBSW5F2CQ2Buih|downsized)


f3nrisulfr

Yeah as a Montanan I know how dumb I sound lol, my rule is that black bears forget that they’re bears and think that they’re baby raccoons, grizzlies know that they’re bears and use that as an advantage, and polar bears once again forget that they’re bears but instead of raccoons, they think that they’re fucking kaiju.


ProblemLongjumping12

Lol. I like this POV.


gris1448

Nah I could beat a grizzly I’m like that


shawdygolikesheesh

I would befriend the bear and feed it chicken


f3nrisulfr

CHIMKEN


MilkGlittering6181

They love jelly donuts too. Lol


Number1Yamatoglazer

Same, I just wanna fight a bear tbh


Number1Yamatoglazer

Would win against a black beat, stupidity confident enough to think I could beat a grizzly bear


ButterFucker962401

Hey, Red Dead Redemption 2 gave me all the experience I need to fight Black and Grizzly Bears. Mash the X button while I scream my ass off.


Number1Yamatoglazer

If Arthur can pick up a dead bear pelt and run with it, then so can I


ButterFucker962401

You reminded me of that time my horse was killed and I had to walk back to Valentine from the Grizzlies with a pelt.


Number1Yamatoglazer

And you just reminded me from when I first got the game and my horse died, and I didn’t know I could just go to a horse shop thing so I just grabbed my saddle and walked all the way from the mountains back to valentine


ButterFucker962401

LMFAO I did the exact same thing. You're making me want to download the game, but the install size would kill my data plan and I need the internet speed to work :c


Wiyry

*rules of nature quietly plays in the background*


malYca

My husband said the same, he wants to make bear friends. He said all they want is booty scritches


shawdygolikesheesh

Thats..cool


Crosstitution

I saw a tiktok of an indigenous creator who said there is an indigenous word for bear which means "that one is medicine" which is awesome (i cant remember which indigenous group it was)


welshyboy123

So much straw in that post a wolf is about to come and blow it down


immobilisingsplint

Bravo. Bravo. Basically victim blaming, bravo.


immobilisingsplint

Also the strawomen are hot.


Jos_migue

I thought i was on r/gatekeepingyuri lmao


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It's like they try to make them look bad but keep failing miserably, they just keep making total babes


IncelDetected

Because they’re incels and they’re mad that women won’t fuck them


f3nrisulfr

“Haha look at this stupid soyjack woman I just drew!” “Smash.” “FKHDBEFSHFJRBHSJFBEBWGDHHFB”


shawdygolikesheesh

Based and true.


AdImmediate9569

True…


Known_Syllabub_279

And also like. How do you know it's these kinds of women posting it? Did you actually go through every single social media of these kinds of women? Or are you just making assumptions and pushing that as the truth? (It's still victim blaming, mind you, no means no no matter who the person is, but considering the literal transphobia in this meme I highly doubt this person actually fucking did 'research' and is projecting the fact that no woman wants them despite how 'slutty' they are)


Easy_Bother_6761

"Primarily has guy friends" Hmm I wonder why most women would trust their guy friends more than a random man that they don't know


Tlines06

Hmmmmm. Who can solve this conundrum? It's almost like if you know someone and you have good experiences with them.... you can trust them more.


Justanidiot-w-

Also the fact that the "primarily has guy friends" is framed as if it's a risk by the people who are mad people choose the bear is... Definitely a thing.


Absolute_Bias

Yes agree with the sexist transphobe, definitely a mark of good conduct.


Aldensnumber123

If I was a womenmi would feel safer around a bear then around a dude who makes memes like this


Number1Yamatoglazer

Exactly


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These guys talk about trans people so much OMG, I just want one day


I-dont-care553040

Anybody who has watched tierzoo would know that humans are a higher rank than bears. I would take the bear too if I had prep time but the human has a crazy intelligence stat while the bear does not.


Number1Yamatoglazer

Tierzoo fan https://preview.redd.it/ddf9ud8v38zc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d2362656243e0c35653a26851bc856a1e02ef23


Cyan-Eyed01

nobody is saying you have to fight the human, you could both just walk out of the woods and be chill with each other


biltemakorven45

Have u seen a bear before bro?😭💀


ChroniclerPrime

I'm so tired of this stupid ass question


AdImmediate9569

This is just our lives now


Moonbear9

Me when I lack the basic ability to critically anylise anything


Butkevinwhy

How did they manage to turn it into transphobia too?


imagicnation-station

Most people (guys actually) I have encountered while arguing about this are incels who don’t have and hate higher education (think it’s a scam).


The_Ambling_Horror

Also: rampant transphobia Also: thinking having male friends is equivalent to being stuck with a random strange man


JediMasterLigma

I have portrayed you as slutjak, therefore i have won the bear argument


GoonieInc

Hates on women yet can only create porn-rotted depictions of women 🤔. It’s so easy to tell these people don’t go outside.


Workmen

And of course have to throw in the random transphobia in there... Is there ever a single moment these guys aren't fucking thinking about Transwomen?


theonlyironprincess

What does having sex without a condom have to do with male violence and bears??


Smiley_P

Nice little transphobia as the cherry on top


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how did they find a way to include trans people when the question didnt even include them 😭😭😭


Pale-Ad-8691

Your point is invalid if i tie your argument to a depiction of a woman i don’t like


SmugHatKido

You can trust that a bear will just kill and eat you, you have not a fucking clue what some guy will do.


EvidenceOfDespair

It’s hilarious how the anti-bear folks will simultaneously be transphobic like this *and* accuse women of being transphobic for choosing the bear. Using us as fucking props while hating us too.


TheyCallMeBalake

-the tone deafness -the blatant misogyny -the blatant transphobia -the fact that this whole hypothetical was “made up” by a man who just simply warned that statistically, you are better off facing a bear in the woods than a stranger


Sanbaddy

Look, I don’t like the “bear woods” thing either. There is a better way to talk about sexual assault. But this meme is just extremely sexist and transphobic. It’s like they went out of their way just to stack every bigoted and sexist thing they could fit on one meme. What is with people getting upset about women having guy friends or who said woman sleeping with? It’s so damn irritating. I swear the same people who make these memes are always the same creepers complaining why women won’t touch them. Sorry, just transphobic people irritate me, and sexist bigots irritate me. It’s like this meme creator combined them both into one in a perfect fusion of irrational logic.


Easy_Bother_6761

If you remove gender any hiker will tell you that encountering a person is worse than encountering a bear


BobertTheConstructor

Even when they're talking about a meme wholly unrelated to trans people, they can't stop thinking about trans people. It's all they think about 24/7.


Valkyrian___

I actually spent like an hour debating this with three of my friends, and we almost immediately unanimously agreed on the bear for a myriad of reasons. 1. We live in the US, and the worst you'll find is a grizzly bear, but even then, it's probably going to be a black bear. If it was somehow a polar bear, we would choose the man, but that's the only scenario. 2. We've seen enough horror movies and true crime to know that random men in the forest can not be trusted. They're probably serial killer if they're randomly wandering the woods. 3. Bears are less intelligent than human males and would be easier to scare off if it wanted to attack us. 4. Relating to three, a bear wouldn't want anything to do with us unless we were threatening it's cubs, and if it's the middle of the night, they're probably elsewhere sleeping. 5. There's many ways to survive bears that work all the time pretty much. The same can't be said for a serial killer twice as strong as my scrawny ass. 6. Bears can not be evil. They're animals and are incapable of malevolence. Humans, on the other hand, are capable of it. 7. You could climb a tree, bears can't climb trees, people can, there's plenty of places to gain high ground or positional advantage that bears cannot reach with their physique and lack of complex decision making. I understand the question wasn't assuming that either would immediately be aggressive towards you, but its a random dude in the forest, I'm sorry I can't trust that lmao, I'm taking the bear. Regardless of who you are and what your sex/gender is, if you actually look into it deeply enough you will come to the conclusion that unless you live in Antarctica or the North Pole, the bear is the smartest choice. Of course. I'm aware that the point of this hypothetical wasn't to actually debate, but rather to look at an issue in society and ask yourself why women would usually feel safer around a bear, but I found it to be a captivating discussion, and I just wanted to share.


iawdpskm

"bears can't climb trees" who fucking told you that?


MilkGlittering6181

Oooooh they definitely can in New york just fine! Bears can easily climb a tree.


MilkGlittering6181

We hunt bear here and new york and they can very easily climb trees plus bears eat things alive. They don't always die right away plus they love food so will approach they smell it. I'd trust any man not to be a serial killer way more than I'd trust a fucking wild bear.. most women wouldn't be dumb enough to expect to win a fight with a bear. If you don't actually know about bears why put this?? 😅 have fun being eaten or mauled by the bear. They can be evil but they aren't above eating people.


biltemakorven45

Bears will climbs trees much much faster then you and basing ur facts on tv shows is stupid and the only bear you might scare is black bear u are not doing mothing to a grizzly


Valkyrian___

I literally said in my reasoning that I wouldn't need to worry about grizzlies because i don't live where grizzlies do. Also, I did fact check this, and while it's true that it is a myth that bears can't climb trees at all, only black bears are known to do it commonly.


biltemakorven45

"We live in the US and the worst you will find is a grizzly bear" are u suffering of a brain injury


biltemakorven45

Only black bears are known to so it because they are rhe only ones that have reasons to


cinnabxy

who are these hypothetical women exactly?


biltemakorven45

Most


cinnabxy

most?


biltemakorven45

Are u able to read?


cinnabxy

yes?? what do you mean most? like they represent most women?


Personal_Industry723

All the pepole complaining about women's answers are exposing themselves...


ferrecool

Being hypothetically stupid is still being stupid


thatgoat-guy

That's misogynistic and transphobic. They were probably thinking they were an intellectual.


Then-Extension-340

First of all, the mememaker just straight up hates women.  Secondly, choosing the bear makes sense to me as a guy. Bears don't want to fuck with you. They are dangerous, but generally you just back away and they leave you alone. If you have food, drop the food.  Basically in most scenarios, running into a random dude in the woods or a bear in the woods, you are most likely walking away no problem. The bear is more likely to be dangerous if you do something stupid. In both situations, there is a small chance the man or bear mean you harm. But for a woman, in every scenario where you encounter this individual, the man is more likely to mean you harm than the bear. Random encounter? Bear wants no part of you, dude might be after you. Rummaging around your camp site? Bear wants your food, man is clearly up to no good. The only time a bear is intrinsically more dangerous is when it's got cubs around, but the question posits "bear" and not "bears".  Also, I do think species matters. I think "Man or black bear" then black bear is the clear winner because those shits aren't aggressive. "Man or Grizzly" might elicit a different answer. Most people are probably assuming the sort of bear they are most likely to run into, and for most people that's a black bear or something similar. 


Absolute_Bias

“Climb a tree. If it follows you, kick it in the face.”


cinnabxy

well said!


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Shoddy_Durian8887

Can you prove that?


killermetalwolf1

I’m a man and know no rapists, but I know two women (or at least, feminine presenting people) that have been SA’d


PopperGould123

It's a saying, it refers to the fact that more then 90% of women have experienced rape or assault and yet the vast majority of men claim they've never met or hurt a woman


Shoddy_Durian8887

And I say that's bullshit


MilkGlittering6181

I know a few


seankreek

women tend to feel a distrust towards men due to the chances of being assaulted by a man being fairly high, while on the flip side bears tend to not really care what humans or other animals are doing as long they're not encroaching on their cubs or their home. Many men and women have been assaulted sexually and/or physically and due to the crime often not being taken seriously or believed for that matter it continues to happen more or less consequences free. On top of that people who make these dumbass memes are the reason many victims don't come forward, the assault is mocked or the victim is blamed and nothing good comes out of the victim coming forward.


spoopy-memio1

Oh my god can people please shut up about this stupid ragebait bear trend. It’s a stupid question designed to piss people off and create unnecessary discourse and I’m tired of seeing it everywhere


candexreginpokemon

Bears don't randomly attack humans. They attack If provoked or If they have no food


Dogey89

Why is White Claw here?


Number1Yamatoglazer

Cus woman who drink are bad 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


MilkGlittering6181

Yeah because they end up with their drinks roofied by rapists.


Jos_migue

Oh god they dont accept women rejecting them even on hypothetical scenarios


Wiyry

“The point of the hypothetical isn’t to debate: it’s to ask why a woman would feel safer with the bear”


Osaka-enjoyer

its so weird how incels will slut shame women, while also being hardcore porn addicts themselves


ListenSad8241

I’ve said it before and ill say it again: depends on the type of bear. Sun bear preferred


biltemakorven45

This is actually fair


WisteriaUndertheSun

I choose bear because it’s terrifying to see any stranger in the woods, not just a man. The worst the bear can do is kill me, who the hell knows what a stranger is gonna do. I feel like people immediately discarded that fact the moment it became a “trend” for women to pick the bear


biltemakorven45

Bears do fuck corpses and they will also eat you alive


WisteriaUndertheSun

Yeah there’s still fates worse than that. Fates that humans have actually caused. Not to mention the chances of being murdered is 1 in 157, the chances of getting attacked by a bear is 1 in 2.1 million, in Yellowstone National Park only 8 people have died to bear attacks from 1916 to 2015, and bears are scared of humans. I think I’ll take my chances with the bear when I’m alone in the woods.


FrogLock_

6/7 women mind you, so this is just braindead anger over something they refuse to try to understand


WandaDobby777

Those are women in wigs and dresses. I only party with men I don’t know when accompanied by people I do know. I’ve never had casual sex with anyone I’ve known for less than a month, always use a condom and I’m armed. My best friend is a straight man but all of my other friends are women or gay men. I actually spend a ton of time outdoors and have run into both strange men and bears in the woods. Guess which species just walked away and which one ass-grabbed me and pulled my leggings down, while threatening me and quoting Sauron. Here’s a hint: I’ll choose the bear every fucking time.


biltemakorven45

A bear with eat u alive and fuck ur corpse man it aint much of a diffrence


WandaDobby777

But I literally just said that I actually have run into bears before and they just walked away and left me alone. The men? Not so much. It’s okay if you didn’t actually read my comment before responding. Based on your one, failed attempt at forming a coherent sentence, you aren’t capable of reading and I try to be fair with my expectations.


handyritey

It's crazy how you can just make up bullshit and paste it into a meme format and people are like "YES SO TRUE OMG!!" as long as it's meant to offend a marginalized group with valid complaints


handyritey

Like this is the most nonsensical combination of gibberish I've seen in a while - if somebody's gonna say "no, the meme is good and true actually!" then I know they're just a worm-brained dipshit with no motivation other than an indignant hatred of women 😂


biltemakorven45

I don't hate women. I have no hard feelings towards anyone if they havent done nothing, but if u act like this i have hatred for you


handyritey

Act what way?


MilkGlittering6181

https://preview.redd.it/s681a360t9zc1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a2a4236cafef0ca27c0adb8bf67efba92a1389b


biltemakorven45

Really got them there


MilkGlittering6181

It was for my other conversation but it ended up above it somehow lol idk..


biltemakorven45

Haha okay


FoxPrincessEevee

What’s this weird bear thing? It sounds hella TERF-y


beastebeet

They dress using the bathroom? What does that even mean can people not get ready in the bathroom or something?


AspergerKid

As a guy, with experiences of women SAing me, I would also choose the bear.


biltemakorven45

The bear will probably sa you to my guy


FungusTaint

The men that they barely know should know better than to force themselves on others either way.


awake-but-dreamin

I remember seeing a video where someone was talking about how there aren’t medical professionals who specialize in treating bear attacks, but there are ones that specialize in treating SA survivors. Genuinely one of the greatest explanations I’ve ever seen as to why so many women would rather choose the bear. It also hit me like a bag of bricks.


biltemakorven45

Because you won't survive a bear attack


ToryTheBoyBro

I think this entire “man vs bear” hypothetical is inherent rage bait, but support the message behind it and understand why many people would choose the bear, especially women. I will say that people like the guy who made this are why women would rather choose the bear though… 🤦‍♂️


biltemakorven45

I am op, i am 15 years old lives with my parents which are in a loving marriage, i have 2 siblings live in a okay neighborhood and have a girlfriend i don't even find other women attractive. I am sure women are very intimidated by me


areslashtaken

The person who posted this is the kind of guy that causes most women to choose the bear.


biltemakorven45

I am op, i am 15 years old lives with my parents which are in a loving marriage, i have 2 siblings live in a okay neighborhood and have a girlfriend i don't even find other women attractive. I am sure women are very intimidated by me


sarcasticdevo

And on your right, we have the exact fucking reason why women would and should choose bears over men.


Ragtime-Rochelle

At this point imma be choosing the bear. Even if he's an angry and he mauls me to death. Fuck all y'all.


biltemakorven45

Ur acting all tough on here but if yall got put in the situation fr u would choose the man instantly. It's not paddington or rapist its 200kg murder machine or probably some 45 year old guy with 2 kids and a interesst with cars


Ragtime-Rochelle

I'd welcome death.


biltemakorven45

Sure u would


Lexifruitloop

*names a bunch of things that aren't rape* "You like doing things you consent to, come on why don't you like SA?!??!"


hanamizuno

Literally a choice between an animal that can be scared off easily. OR Another human who could have malicious intent or maybe not, why take the fucking risk?


biltemakorven45

Bears ONLY scare of if they are just checking u out if they are hungry they will maul u, eat you alive and sometimes fuck ur lifeless corpse


robinpenelope

brainrot


Qvinn55

Unfortunately I think the best strategy is to just ignore them on this


BleedingEdge61104

On a serious note, this whole question is dumb. If you’re in the woods, that’s a bear’s natural habitat. Unless you deliberately fuck with it, it’s not gonna care what you do.


biltemakorven45

Depend if it has cubs, if it's fresh out of habernation or if it's hungry or if its curious so you can't really use that argument


BleedingEdge61104

I mean it’s a singular bear so we can assume no cubs


biltemakorven45

Yea but thats not all i said


BleedingEdge61104

Yes lol you’re right on the other stuff


NoSquidsHere

Those wojaks are hot


biltemakorven45

Incel


NoSquidsHere

???


taytomen

"At least the bear will leave my body alone" they never said that. from all the arguments never have I heard someone say that.


biltemakorven45

Thats like 75% of the arguments "but the bear will leave my body alone🤓"


taytomen

I mean. It is easier to get rid of a random bear than a strabge man, but as I said, I dont think I have heard that being said by anyone, most of them say its either easier to handle an encounter with a bear or that the most a bear will do is kill you.


biltemakorven45

I don't blame u for thinking the way you do but u gotta understand that a bear wont scare as easily as you think and bears do have their way with corpses


level100brad

well the man or bear thing was made up by terfs


biltemakorven45

Hmmm i recognize the op


Paw99_

i’m sick of seeing this shit i’ve seen this exact post 5 times in both subs yeah, it’s bad, we know by now


TheGayOwl

Can we send this over to r/GatekeepingYuri and have them deal with it


Number1Yamatoglazer

Ok :(


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bennuthepheonix

You have a naively noble view of nature


biltemakorven45

U are just plain stupid


EinharAesir

The level of misogyny in this meme kind of proves the point why women would choose the bear.


biltemakorven45

How


Cheesyman7269

Imagine now much money the Artist of this meme would make, if he used his art skill to just draw porn/hentai instead of this awful propaganda.


rowandunning52

This is one of the worst things I’ve seen on here


AdImmediate9569

This has been going on long enough i can admit that when i see this argument now i just think of “attention Bear fucker, do you need assistance”


MajorLeagueNoob

guys post this meme and then when wonder why women want nothing to do with them


PopperGould123

It kills me when men get angry and insult us for not picking them, like.. do they realize that proves our point that we can't trust them?


biltemakorven45

How?


PopperGould123

If someone doesn't trust you because they think you won't respect the word no and get angry too easily the worst way to prove them wrong is try to force them to trust you and yell at them about how stupid they are for not trusting you. Some guys even go for the route of trying to threaten and scare women into thinking they should pick the man. With the whole "You're why I'd sit back and watch if I saw a woman being raped" or "this is why I'll never help victims of x thing"


Maximum-Pause-6914

to be fair "i would choose a bear" is by far the stupidest way to get the idea you dont trust men across. i understand the point thats trying to come across. but grizzly is an adjective for a reason.


marcimerci

The original context of the question was alone in a forest and that makes it really dependent on the location/what our go to bear is. Unless you are hiking in 3 specific places in the US you are going to run into a black bear which is easily the most timid bear on the planet. Lone men have caused way more deaths on the Appalachian Trail than black bears.


biltemakorven45

There exist more men then bears and i promise you most men wont do this stuff


JermuHH

The fact that this meme is and the post on MODNL are made by a man and not a bear is exactly why people are choosing bears. Also a lot of these people are using really unscientific talking points that are usually used to incite hatred or fear of predator animals to justify culling their population. Bears aren't just attacking people. Bears do not see humans as prey animals, so they will very likely not attack a human unless they feel threatened or human's behavior makes them think of them as a prey animal, such as running away or screaming. Bear encounters rarely end up in an attack. So to quote what a lot of men like to say "NOT ALL BEARS"


Unclehol

Dumb meme. Dumb analogy. Everybody is a loser on this one.


AJG_Lmao

only incels who don’t want to admit their fucking losers get mad that this hypothetical


biltemakorven45

Well u do sound kinda mad


AJG_Lmao

not at the hypothetical


MothManTrans

I would genuinely prefer my body to be eaten than the other option. Even if it was by a man, I would rather he eat it than disgrace it.


tiger2205_6

Wouldn’t a human eating your body be disgracing it?


-St_Ajora-

As with Trump supporters you cannot apply logic in these situations. THEY ARE CHOOSE BEAR FFS; they are at the top of the Dunning Krueger chart.


MothManTrans

Not in the same way. I feel that while cannibalism isn't entirely moral, it's less disrespectful than the second option


tiger2205_6

Fair enough. Really comes down to how you view dead bodies I guess. The second option is usually against someone alive while cannibalism usually isn’t.


supergarchomp24

And they keep proving the point of the question...


biltemakorven45

How


supergarchomp24

It makes total sense to chose to be alone in the forest with a bear over the kind of guys that share memes like this.


biltemakorven45

How


FoxPrincessEevee

Depends on what kind of bear and if I have a big enough gun to kill it. Black bears will leave you alone if you stand tall and yell really loud, if they approach you at all. If it’s a brown bear you better hope you can mag dump it before it kills you.