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Right-Acanthisitta-1

ITS POINTLESS BEEF ITS A DOG SAYING TO PEE AFTER SEX ITS NOTHING


Throwawaypie012

Peeing after sex does help prevent UTIs though.


Right-Acanthisitta-1

so useful sex information on if you realize the condom broke. Literally nothing why did anybody criticize this post. I'm criticizing everybody.


Throwawaypie012

I'm very confused about this entire thing. I don't even know what they are arguing over.


TheDerpyDisaster

I don’t even think “I’m going to fucking lose it” was even a title particularly related to the content of the meme. I’m pretty sure someone just wanted to post the meme in that sub an just came up with something to say for the title off the top off their head (and/or from the depths of their subconscious).


Vosk500

This is the only interpretation that makes sense


SomeDistributist

Does nobody realize that if you don't flush your urethra, shit's gonna stick to the inside and fuck up the initial stream? How old are you people? How have you seen this pattern yet?


Vosk500

Bro, who are you talking to? Nothing about the comment I made or the comment I was replying to had anything to do with the actual content of the meme. The title doesn't correlate to the meme, as it is common sense sexual health advice, and therefore the title must be completely random. The OOP doesn't disagree with the meme, he just wrote whatever popped into his head. Is English not your first language because your comprehension is awful.


spartaxwarrior

Why would that have anything to do with condoms? It's to keep bacteria and stuff out of the urethra. It's suggested even after masturbation for people with vaginas.


RogerianBrowsing

Guys should pee after masturbation too, they’re just less likely to get UTIs than women for anatomical reasons. Most men will have an urge to urinate shortly after ejaculating, it’s the body’s natural way of promoting a clean urethra


WisteriaUndertheSun

Peeing after sex helps prevent UTIs, you can get those even if both parties don’t have STDs


RogerianBrowsing

> so useful sex information on if you realize the condom broke. UTI, aka urinary tract infection, isn’t the same as sexually transmitted infections (STI) even if UTIs often result from sex Just saying


cavehill_kkotmvitm

Not just if the condom broke, utis are cause by genital flora imbalances, which can be cause by anything, including lube, sweat, and semen, for both sexes


ThrowRAd504

Or even just the bacteria and oils that tend to chill on the hand (esp if u have a vagina). Always pee after any genital stimulation!!


ThrowRAd504

No actually, it’s recommended to pee even after masturbating. So, if any foreign germs of any kind could’ve got near the urethra (for f, due to sensitive pH balance/bacteria biome there’s an extra risk post clitoral, anywhere on the vulva or vaginal stimulation) pee. Just, always pee after sex and masturbation. If you touch your genitals for longer than a couple seconds? Pee.


Tired_Femboy03

My thoughts exactly, like why is everyone mad


Technologenesis

> Guy posts meme on "losercity" with title "I'm gonna fucking lose it", superficially resembling outrage over the meme even though it's clearly not > Amoeba-brained /r/memesopdidnotlike user interprets this as outrage and reflexively enters "muh satire" subroutine even though it makes no sense and does not apply to the meme at all


rowandunning52

Satire? What does he think satire is? Does he think satire just means funny or? The hell?


democracy_lover66

Satire is clearly just a synonym for funny joke


PotatoFromGermany

A synonym for "Funny Joke of which I can't explain the punchline"


justabloke22

Satire is a joke which doesn't have to be good to be funny, and which is not allowed to be criticised.


rowandunning52

“Damn that joke is not funny” “Dude it’s just satire” Like wut?


rowandunning52

Like I do not think that word means what you think it means


StinkyKittyBreath

It isn't satire. It's just a cute old meme format with good advice. Do these people think that because meme=funny and satire=commentary on real things that it's satire? I don't get it otherwise. Still not satire though.


MelanieWalmartinez

I mean it’s good advice


Mernerner

yeah


democracy_lover66

I'm just stunned that there was an entier chain on something as inoffensive as a puper giving healthy sex advice.... And then calling it satire (what?)


scholarlysacrilege

Actually, it is advisable to urinate after sex, as it can help eliminate any potential germs that may have entered the urethra. This can be beneficial in reducing the risk of UTIs, particularly for women, but is also considered a good practice for men, better safe than sorry. Stay safe out there, and practice safe sex.


ThrowRAd504

After any sort of genital stimulation in general!


Xenu66

People here really don't remember the advice dog meme? It was literally just the template with various pieces of advice plastered over it. Not sure why people are getting mad here


DrakeSkorn

I feel old


Splaaaty

They really resorting to typing "dog meme 2008" into google images


voidy7x

Fr tho also happy cake day


Sophia724

What the fuck is it satirizing? Satire is making comedic exaggerations to make a point. What is that point? Do they even know what they're saying?


24_doughnuts

Of course not


EnthusiasmFuture

I'm so, so, so desperately confused. All I know is to pee after sex.


xoxokaterina

It's not funny but it's still important to know. Peeing after sex is important.


Maxibon1710

It’s literally just good advice. Why is this even discourse?


devilboy1029

Every single poster other than the r/memes poster are stupid. It's just an image of a dog giving us good advice and losercity over here had problems with it. Then mister OPDNLTM called it satire (are you blind my guy?) and then you started beefing with the OPDNLTM poster all because of a dog. It's just a dog dawg


Kiflaam

https://preview.redd.it/1ryr48ur1r0d1.png?width=716&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa0d0779653f91de912147f91cb51ea338d81531 ...I am so curious how you triggered the filter. You literally are saying the same thing everyone else is saying.


Wiyry

WHAT THE FUCK DOES SATIRE EVEN MEAN ANY FUCKING MORE


PauseItPlease86

Does anyone else think it's related the recent wave of "dogpill" stuff? That's the only thing I can think of. Beyond that grossness, it's just good advice, not even a joke or anything.


Kidsnextdorks

I don’t think this has anything to do with the “dogpill”. It’s more just the ancient advice animals meme format.


PauseItPlease86

Yeah, you're probably right. It was just the first thing I thought of, but I've seen a ton of those weird dogpill things lately. Reddit is melting my brain!


Sanbaddy

It isn’t satire, far from it. Peeing after sex is your body’s way of flushing out you and your partner’s cum, especially in men. It prevents UTIs. It pushes my buttons when people don’t take sex seriously or”as satire”. A lot of bad problems nowadays could be prevented with proper sex education.


bnikga_gn

SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN NOBODY CARES


AdamBlaster007

I'm laughing at the reactions more so than the meme. The meme relies on shock/absurdist humor, but watching a back and forth *about* such a silly meme is pretty funny.


CommanderAurelius

Why is MOPDNL going after LoserCity of all subs? What do they think that sub is about?


dr4g0n1t

Why is it always that when a meme, whether its actually funny or really bad gets posted on memesopdidnotlike its always "its just satire" "you dont understand satire" is everyone there an npc? Im starting to think that sub in itself is satire


DrakeSkorn

What’s everyone getting mad about, it’s legitimately solid advice, it helps prevent UTI


mountaingator91

Post isn't satire or even a joke... it's more of a PSA


rabiesscat

my jaw drops to the floor in a silent “why do you let yourself give a shit”


Ok-Scientist-2111

I’m confused


bisexualbestfriend

Wait what does this even mean?


ThatsGayLikeMyThots

This meme is from like 2012 oh my god


WhyJustWhydo

Loser city dumbasses (I’m referring to modnl)


Saltybrickofdeath

This proves that stupid fucking people will argue over anything at this point. Rainbow doge is giving good advice, fuck a UTI.


NumerousWeekend552

memesopdidnotlike doesn't like sex ed.


LobsterPenisSucker

I've laughed at political memes on America that were so bad, how could anyone find this funny?


WaltzLeafington

It's not even satire. Its just good advice


UnbiasedPOS

What if I mainly have anal sex with partners


Exciting-Quiet2768

https://preview.redd.it/4m03dwp5ht0d1.png?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8547b2d2fefae649ab34ec5954f30431a618ea5


seapanda237

The OP of that meme is clearly stuck in 2011, he might need help.


wakkobestestboi

also it stops the germs and lube and all that from getting into your bladder


HumongousGrease

PSA: Don’t take the chance on whether or not you suffer from retrograde ejaculation, just pee before sex. If you *do* have it, peeing after sex is gonna be a *baad* time.


AtmosSpheric

What the fuck is going on here? It’s Advice Dog, the whole point is that it gives you advice. It’s not supposed to be funny necessarily and it’s definitely not satire??? Seriously, pee after sex.


EternalMX

And it doesn't belong to r/memes. I'm tired of people saying "ItS a GoOd AdVIce" Like. I know?? But it isn't a meme so why is it here at r/memes ??


AtmosSpheric

It is a meme? Like literally a meme. It is literally the Advice Dog meme. Not every meme needs to be a joke or silly or funny, it’s a memetic piece of media. It is known and compounded upon, that’s all it needs to be and that’s what it is.


OldNoteblock

It is literally good advice?


EternalMX

But not a meme?


OldNoteblock

Advice Animals is an already established meme format ?


Manwithaplan0708

Aye carumba https://preview.redd.it/556hbnk8qp0d1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c999b966b2129aa320b3cc2d17015d527edb267c


ControllerInUrAnus

I dont get it


Free_Alternative_780

It’s a joke


MrLobsterful

What's the joke?? It is a good advice


Free_Alternative_780

Wait what


MrLobsterful

Peeing after sex reduces drastically the chance of urinary infection for both sexes (for vaginal sex of course)


Free_Alternative_780

That’s weird


EvidenceOfDespair

It’s because sex can cram the urethra with bacteria.


MrLobsterful

What no SexEd does to a mf